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FEEL FREE TO POINT OUT EVERYTHING I'M DOING WRONG, THIS IS THE PART WHERE I LEARN NOT THE PART WHERE WE ALL PRAY I DON'T FUCK UP THAT COMES LATER.
Nominate your favourite GTA characters(Or characters that exist in the same universe, Manhunt and Bully are ok, Red Dead and Max Payne are NOT)
8 nominations to move on.
Excel Sheet: TBD/SOS
Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-the-qualifiers-gtb3
Very Legitimate Judges:
Salvatore Leone
Toni Cipriani
Sonny Forelli
Marco Forelli
Johnny Sindacco
Paulie Sindacco
Goddamn it, if no one shows up how am I supposed to learn through trial and error and/or beg for help with excel
Ok, you know what, everyone gets nominated with at least one reply, ok?
Second issue.....where exactly is Excel? Google didn't help
>>13567
You didn't give a specific date for it, and Queen of /v/ starts tomorrow so people are going to be more interested in that instead. Just do this after Queen of /v/ so there's more interest.
>>13567
Keep this thread alive but announce you will make it during the afterparty for Queen or somedays after it, in that way the people still talking about Queen will focus on this tournament of yours.
>>13562
>Two tournaments at the same time.
>>13573
That's what you're doing right now though
>>13569
>where exactly is Excel?
Pic very much related, it should be where you installed it if you have the application or at office.com if you want to do it through a browser
Nominating CJ from San Andreas
>>13569
>where exactly is Excel?
*sigh*
Well this was a failure. Guess I’ll have to figure it out when I do the real deal
At this point I legitimately wouldn't mind you guys just shouting advice to me.
The practice tourney was a bust and Ballanon ghosted me so I'm going in alone. I'm nervous. I'm stressed. I've only got one or two areas of trouble left, I've outed most of it
>>13720
Hosting next to Queen /v/ and thinking that rounds would run daily on /tnt/ was the beginning of the end, THAT and you not knowing "where" excel is, so that should be your main focus now, get excel and go over https://docs.google.com/document/d/18EeUba1MXZIYeLZamAITXTTLLmCzI3aIp9rQ2PzbemU/edit again.
If you can't comfortable run a tourney we may just need to cancel tag this year.
>>13562
what you'd ought to do Temp is instead of getting anons to vote for nominations just start it with the 128 characters (doesn't matter if someones favourite gets in it's just a test)
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