/pco/ - Promotions
Welcome to /pco/ - Promotions. This board is for sexual material of a western nature. Please read the rules before posting:
Content not allowed: guro, scat, bestiality.
1) Content must fall into one of the following categories:
1a) Western properties (for ex.: Marvel, Mass Effect, Wakfu)
1b) Properties with a large Western interpretation (for ex.: Transformers, Sonic the Hedgehog)
1c) Original Content in Western "style" (for ex.: Ganassa, Kyhu, Owler)
1d) non-Western properties by artists predominantly known for Western art or style (for ex. artist generals or art dump threads)
2) Lesbian and Straight-shota are considered /pco/ material
3) Due to the nature of Western material, furry is allowed on all promotion boards!
4) FUTANARI/DICKGIRLS ARE /cod/ MATERIAL
DO NOT POST LIST
- MILFToon
- Jab Comix
- John Persons (The Pitt, etc)
- BannaGalactic
- Slipshine (and related sites)
Posting content from any of these will be a week's ban for first offense.
Thread stats: 3 posts, 2 files (2 image(s))
Navigation:
Last thread: >>424540
Monica can just float some more after this.
Summary
Jameson has been given a very important job by his mother. He’s to become the new sex servant for a succubus?! Satisfying the carnal desires of a woman over twice his age will require a lot of blood, sweat, and every drop of cum! Updates every Monday!
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Website
https://www.sexyversecomics.com/
Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/sexyversecomics
Newgrounds
https://sexyversecomics.newgrounds.com/
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