/pco/ - Promotions

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No.452978
Straight shota: The Continuing AdventuresAnonymous
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Previous thread maxxed out >>439595

Time for a new one!
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>>452979
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I assume this is Tim Drake's knob that Babs is going to town on.
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>>453478
No.453483
Anonymous
>>453478
>>453479
Babs is just the team whore of the batfamily, being passed around from bat-dick to bat-dick.
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>>453485
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The fact they look ashamed at their betrayal being uncovered but are seemingly unable to stop is the most hilarious part of this one.
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This image might be a bit less fapworthy and a bit more lolworthy.
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No.453888
Anonymous
>>453887
Both of those things sound pretty dangerous if you aren't super tough
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>>453887
These two should have way more /ss/ porn, given the situations they got into.
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I miss when Aeolus was a ready supply of /ss/ content, now they seem more focused on drawing futa
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>>453927
He hasn't totally abandoned it.
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>>453936
No.453939
Anonymous
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>>453937
>>453936
>mary poppins porn
bloodie 'ell
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Terrible has been doing pics of assorted /ss/ pairings for /co/ threads, but I'm a dope and didn't save all of them.
Here's bite-sized Boba and Aurra Sing.
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No.454158
Anonymous
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Man I wish Jinmen would come back with ideas...
I've been waiting so long for him to come up with /ll/ scenarios, too... His Susan Vandom comic is one of the best things out there
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No.454194
Anonymous
>>454158
I never left, I just don't use the name much these days.
You still see plenty of stuff from me.
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Emergency measures
No.454464
Anonymous
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>>454283
Is that an actual Nuclear Wasabi or someone just going for their style?
Also when is someone gonna commission art of Command Grab's mom?
No.454465
Anonymous
>>454464
Couldn't tell you for certain, alot of people like drawing her.
Though it seems as if Nuclear Wasabi has grown cold on the character's /ss/ status?
No.454468
Anonymous
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Does anybody remember a hentai manga one-shot that was a retelling of the Emperor's new clothes? (only with a nude empress)
No.454469
Anonymous
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>>454468
That's pretty vague, did it involve the nude empress being fucked by shotas?
No.454475
Anonymous
>>454469

She just fucks one (she might've fucked more in the final page)
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I miss Gogo and Andy.
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>>454572
No.454575
Anonymous
>>454572
>>454573
Yeah it was some prime /ss/ bait. Could always do with more rule34 of it.

Didn't the dude 'reboot' the comic for no real reason and it basically went to shit?
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>>454575
I wouldn't say he reboot it for no reason. He rebooted it so the comic would have a more coherent narrative rather than be like isolated comic strips.
Unfortunately I think he just burned out on the characters.
No.454577
Anonymous
>>454576
>gogo too small
No.454594
Anonymous
>>454575
It had a less coherent narrative than the original though so he did a shit job
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Black Cat gives Black Kitten a special reward.
Art by @MKleanup.
No.454634
Anonymous
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>>454839
Looked up more of this artist's work because that image is pretty hot.

Turns out their stuff is pretty odd.
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Mugiokoto isn't a western artist, but I commissioned them, so I'll post this here.
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This new pic by TömmeyHIV is a sorta sequel to a vintage Playboy cartoon by Alden Erikson.
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New pic from Mister D. Black Cat and Black Kitten find a way to unwind after a hard night of patrolling the streets.
No.455040
Anonymous
>>455039
>>455037
nice stuff!
No.455073
Anonymous
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>>455039
I really like this one.

Black cat really has become something of the face in /ss/-based cape porn hasn't she?
No.455101
Anonymous
Anyone save the Dimension H issues?

Or at least that one art by the creator of Curvy?
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>>453939
>>453936
This is supposedly Mary Poppins as well, though I don't comprehend any of the details beyond someone wanting to bring their politics into their pornography.
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Dunno if this will go anywhere, but had an idea for characters/story drawn by a talented artist. Steve is a slightly shy kid who's invited by his friend Rob, and Rob's aunt Vera, to go to a nude beach. Steve meets a young girl named Octavia who's feeling self conscious about her physique.
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>>456360
Oh god, I'm an idiot, I didn't even get my own character's names right. Switch Rob and Steve.
Also Steve is fucking his aunt.
No.456370
Anonymous
>>456360
>>456361
Hey ss long as its more content getting posted to the thread.
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A magnificent /ss/ collage from Terrible.
No.456434
Anonymous
>>456433
nice collection!
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Cheetara/Wilykat from Sooperman.
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No.456589
Anonymous
>>456525
I've got a real thing for when an older more experienced female is helping or teaching a younger girl how to fuck.
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If Catwoman and Zatanna can't get their hands on Batman, then the funsized version will do nicely.
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Is this part of a larger thing or is there more by the same artist
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>>456967
Writefag, sometimes known as Call Me Writefag, basically has a buncha OCs that are cat boys with some ladies from SWAT Kats and some original ladies.
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>>457323
No.457425
Anonymous
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>>457324
Who's the artist? I can't find it
No.457450
Anonymous
Replies:>>457508
D-rock. Hasn't been posted to Paheal yet.
No.457508
Barkin
>>457450
Not so now.

https://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/D-rock/1
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>>457508
D-rock does alot of this sort of content it seems.
No.457588
Anonymous
>>457508
Thank you!
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Is this how you save the world today?
The Egyptian Way?
MUUUUUUMMMIES ALIVE!
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>>457633
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A /ss/ medley from tullymonst3r.
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Don't think I ever posted this commission from Death Head Moth.
A boy sitting at home alone on Halloween night because his friends aren't around, but he gets a visit from one of his older sister's friends.
No.457924
Anonymous
>>457923
>young boy x older sister's friend
kino pairing
No.457946
Anonymous
>>457917
oh haha, I never actually made that connection before, between those characters. Do they have much porn?
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No.458165
Anonymous
>>458159
Why didn't Toriel just fuck all the kids that passed through her home to ensure they would stay instead of wandering further into the underground?
It's so obvious when you think about it.
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>>458159
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>>458350
don't forget this one
No.458369
Anonymous
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>>458368
Its good too but didn't feel like posting it because it had less fondling
No.458373
Anonymous
>>458369
No, but notice the lipstick marks.
No.458468
Anonymous
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>>454795
>>454796
Someone has been editing this series of images with the black women banging the blonde lad to make them white.
I say 'someone' because the editing is notably low quality and doubtful to be an alternate version actually done by Glassfish.
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No.458598
Anonymous
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>>458468
yyyeah, one of them is pretty clearly Amira, her (probably self-insert) OC

There's no doubt it's not her because she's never done race-swapped alts before. Probably some bueno racist.
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>>458490
No.458629
Anonymous
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>>458628
Is the implication that they were all impregnated by their sons?
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>>458629

Yes and yes.
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>>458159
>>458191
No.458985
Anonymous
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>>458598
>her (probably self-insert) OC
Glassfish is a big black woman into little white boys?
No.458988
Anonymous
>>458985
Not sure about the big part, but the rest is actually true.
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Art by Yokappa.
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Anonymous
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This old PBX pic is one of my all time favorites. There's something I like about the quiet atmosphere and intimacy.
No.460224
Anonymous
>>460220
Damn, that's pretty good. Like how extended the plot is in a single image.
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No.460743
Anonymous
>>460741
That was such a sweet little animation.
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No.460825
Anonymous
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>>460743
I found it kind of depressing, kid gets his magical fucktoy woman taken away.
No.460829
Anonymous
>>460825
It's a coming of age story, those tend to be bittersweet.
No.460858
Anonymous
>>460743
What animation was this from?
No.460859
Anonymous
>>457425
its DRX aka D-rock aka Drockdraws
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No.460919
Anonymous
>>460915
Fantastic! One of the few Cheetara/Wilykat pics worth seeing latesly. Thank you whoever commissioned it.
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No.461162
Anonymous
>>461161
Fukkin noice
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I think this is the first time another person commissioned art of one of my OCs.
No.461605
Anonymous
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>>461604
Hah, that's kind of interesting.
I've seen the characters before, what are they named?
No.461606
Anonymous
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>>461605
The boy is named Sammy and the big girl is his sister, Maddie (she tells people to call her Midnight).

Some earlier pics are here >>449839
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What if there was a /ss/ themed anthology comic in the vein of Candy Van?
>Straight Shooters: A Super Special Anthology (or a similar gimmicky name)
>Several artists each issue.
>Stories based around shows like OK KO, Fosters, Gravity Falls, etc. Maybe OCs or characters from anime too.
Logistically I have no idea what would go into this project though.
No.461684
Anonymous
Replies:>>461762
>>461664
There was Dimension H, but that only lasted 2 issues and the second one is lost.
No.461746
Anonymous
>>461604
>>461606
>>449839
>Does mom know you're fucking Mrs. Hsu next door?
Why is Sammy such a SLUT!?
No.461762
Anonymous
>>461684
> the second one is lost
It's on sadpanda
Replies:>>461854
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>>461853
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>>461854
No.461856
Anonymous
Replies:>>461858
>>461854
What does the censored part say?
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>>461856
I think I like the censored version better.
Like even being balls deep in Wondy and so horny he can't think straight, Jon's too cute and darling to be shown using dirty language.
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No.462071
Anonymous
>>462045
>>462046
>FLIMFLAM'D
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No.462182
Anonymous
Replies:>>462193
A long time ago I shared a short story I wrote here about a boy kissing his teacher. After some time I got inspired to write more about them, now with more than kissing.

https://archiveofourown.org/series/3401437
No.462193
Anonymous
Replies:>>462266
>>462182
I like how the characters are kinda awkward and fumbling about with their new feelings.
Some day I’d like to see them drawn.
No.462266
Anonymous
>>462193
Would be nice, but I don't have any money to comission anyone.
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SQL statistics:

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time taken: 0.00709486 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '9' AND p.`postid` = '452978' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '9' AND `parentid` = '452978' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` no error (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00061297 SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 9 AND `postid` IN(439595,458159,458159,458159,449839,449839)) AND `deleted` = 0 no error

actions:

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footer_meta actions: 8 start: 1679305401.63330000 end: 1679305401.63338500 took (total): 0.000085
header_meta actions: 4 start: 1679305401.61656800 end: 1679305401.61663200 took (total): 0.000064
setup_html actions: 4 start: 1679305401.61631900 end: 1679305401.61641400 took (total): 0.000095
validation actions: 1 start: 1679305401.59987800 end: 1679305401.61620800 took (total): 0.016330

Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

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2023-03-20 02:43:21