/pco/ - Promotions

What is Unteralterbach?

>>193761
Fuchur's game

>>193761
Proof that there are still some people getting shit done.
Unlike 4chan.

why has Fuchur not made a sequel to Unteralterbach

>>193777
given how tight the parody was may take a while to get it right again.

>>193781
someone needs to ask him if he wants to make a sequel

>>193789
You have this uncensored....Please?

Anyone have any pics from the game?

>>193824
Ex has a cg rip, but you can freely download the game itself and play it.

>>193826
http://exhentai.org/g/643183/343253d0ca/

>>193829
Anyone kind enough without the sad panda?

>>193825

http://unteralterbach.net/ seems to be down.

>>193843
If the cock wasn't so painfully bent, that would be an outstanding picture.
Demon lol is are great

>>193847
You don't have a fucking clue, don't you?

You insult a fucking gold mine.

>>193856
This pic looks like a nishi

>>193859
I guess you cant read.

>>193863
Fuchur drew this. I meant that maybe nishi influenced his work. I doubt nishi himself helped with the art in the game

>193825

1. No you can't, the website's been down for ages
2. Maybe they want porn without sitting through the author's grotesque political ramblings

>>193872
Dude, get that sand out of your vagina. I'm worried about you.

>>193880
game is great lampooning and that is still some of the greatest game parodies I've ever seen. That's the main reason I want a sequel, more gaming satire. Time to take on SJW and Gamergate. Maybe have the girls making a game and getting the put-upon erstwhile protagonist to develop it.

>>193872
>1. No you can't, the website's been down for ages

Odd, I was checking it a month or two ago and it was working fine.

Either way, it took a 5 second google search to find an alternative download link:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/Unteralterbach/funny-pictures/5413090/

there's both a torrent and a google drive upload there.

>>193880

Actually, I would. All bad satire is grotesque political ramblings in the end.

I too would like the CGs without having to tolerate inane political stances, myself. Shitposting as "satire" is still shitposting.

Toss another vote into bout wanting to play the game to get the pictures.
Though I'm dying for some context to some of this...

Wasn't there an imgur link that had all the pics from this game?

>>193907
I don't know about one, but have a sadpanda.
http://exhentai.org/g/646971/fafc75c7b8/

>>193895
This was finished? I thought it was still being worked on.

>>193913

yeah it's finished. Sadly because of the new policy John doe will no longer draw loli on stream.

>>193917
There is already a functioning alternative. Polyle was using it today. Not as good as picarto, but better than Picarto was when it launched. It will work find for anyone that wants to stream loli.

>>193918
i know that it exists. John Doe knows that it exist. But he said that he has trouble registering with piczel and can't get it to work. It looks like that he might be sticking with picarto for the moment. John doe isn't primarily a loli artist so he's fine with drawing teenagers, milf, futas, and other characters on picarto and not moving to piczel.

An "everyone i draw is 18+" disclaimer is literally all you need to be good.

>>193922
The actual reason is because its a german company and loli is illegal in germany.

>>193922
its what dove a number to pixiv and soup (or they just quit). The threats that some would report them to...someone?

Really it would be a good topic for Game 2 as said. The SJW Crusaders. Get another guest appearance by a certain religious founder and his wife.

"Fight for them Bernard, be their white knight."

"CRUSADE AGAINST THE INFIDEL."

>>193925

I vote for Korea? That way they can riff and lampoon the H-Game setups and Anime. With Bernard getting berated "That's Japan!" A few times.

>>193929
those are some great color.

>>193923
>The actual reason is because its a german company and loli is illegal in germany.

Only real pictures (ie. photographs) portraying underage people are illegal, as far as I know. Artwork is fine.

The problem with UAB was that it had too many real life parodies as lolis, and drew a lot of fire because of that.

Welp. I finally got around to playing this game. Holy hell is it good! Some of the references were a bit over my head because I'm not familiar with German Politics. Still, it got good laughs from me and it had a lot of polish.

10/10

Those who have played it, who is best girl?

Nope. Still want just the CGs.

>>194020
Emily is and always will be best girl.

>>194026
Annemarie best girl!

>>194020
It had a lot of polish? But It's German!

*badumm tss*

>>193949
Actually, nobody knows. It's totally open to interpretation.

But, in my opinion, the creators had giant balls considering the subject matter and considering most lolis and characters, including politicians, are based on real people. And it that and the fact that it's shared isn't questionable, then I'm sure there is a Swatiska in there somewhere, which isn't allowed in videogames.

There were games completely removed from stores because someone forgot to remove a tiny nazi symbol texture somewhere.

>>194026
>>194028

Psht... Maja is clearly best girl.

Fun fact. On my first playthrough I got locked in on MILF mode because of how easy the overweight villager is.

>>194043
It would be good to see new Fuchur content.

>>194043
sadly it's already deleted again.

>>194053

What is, the artwork? You need an account to view 3DCG loli.

>>194053
>>194037

>>194054
oh okay. then it's fine.

Are there any other good western Visual Novels?

>>193783
Is this a new piece? Looks like Kyder.

>>193949
No, it's all illegal. (to host)

>>194065
Is this one of the game CGs?

Second game needs some of Lil AVGN cursing and smashing controllers like a proper gamer.

Anyone get the Webms someone made from the game?

>>194070
I can only find the sadpanda one.

The sequel needs to bring back the little cake girl so she can get fucked properly.

>>194600
the sequel also needs to bring back the little witch sisters cause in the first one they were in trouble for doing sexual things and had to hide but by the end of the game little girls were aloud to have sex so in the sequel they don't need to hide and can have sex whenever they want

Fuchur has some fanboys/ girls, it's natural for them to be excitable right now

^shit I meant for this to be posted in the fuchur thread wtf malfunction

>>194717
>>194718

EPIC

>>194622
Is there a Fuchur thread anymore?

You can get in touch with him on this thread

http://boards.plus4chan.net/pco/t191894.html#p191894

>>194944
the best loli tbh
pity she didnt get an actual sex scene

>>194944
Mods are moving shit around to a new server, possibly

>>194983
You have a link good man?

>>195920
Looking great already

>>195920

Looks fucking amazing.

>>195920
Holy lord John Doe in da haauuse

>>195920
can't wait to see this colored and finished

>>195920
Golly GOOD!

>>195920

Godly!

>>196003
Hoooly crap, Johnny.
You really gotta teach me how you do things. I'm trying to do your colouring style on Dimension H but its just not coming out the way you do it, man!

Boom

>>196003

I love it.

>>196003
That looks pretty sweet. Wish you gave them proportions that make sense for their characters, if you slap some small breasts on Mara she's basically an adult woman. I don't know if it was your intention to age them up or it just your style though.

>>196008
Aye, I do not deny that my proportions isn't on model, I am sorry. I'll try to improve.
>>196004
It's fairly easy once you know my method, all cheap trick and lies, haha. Dimension H?

>>196014
Nah it's perfect bro. The girls look hot!

Mara is sooo cute. Thank you for this! Love your art =)

>>196014
>Dimension H?
Ooop. Yeah, guess I forgot my name here. Hullo!
Ever thought of making a tutorial? I've been checking out Norasuko's on Sinnergate. You'd fit in nicely in that section.

>>196044
Thanks! I'll check it out tout suite.
Now to cram that all into my head so I can finish the book by the 25th.

very nice John Doe! Thanks for your work.

>>196044
Oh yes JD I'm sure Fuchur is flattered by this. It's truly extraordinary.

>>196044
Who you drawing next John?

>>196044

That is amazingly fucking good. Give yourself some credit John Doe.

>>196313
I wouldn't say "amazingly", it is well done though. Definitely not the best JD drew to date. Not to mention they look like all his other drawings, you can replace the heads with other characters and it'll work. He has 1 loli body type (more like a teen but w\e). Maybe i'm just being picky, but JD's non-loli works have more personality and variety behind them.

>>196369
I could understand how some would say you're being picky and i guess in a way you kinda are. BUT i think the bigger lesson here is you are trying to help provide constructive criticism by letting the artist know some flaws that you tend to see in their work and bringing it to their attention so that maybe they can work on it and improve their over-all work in the process.

but that could be just me....

>>196372
>but JD's non-loli works have more personality and variety behind them.

It's obvious he this guy or lass (and I use the term loosely) trying to cover up trolling with passive aggressive tactics of trolling, again it's ether a SJW or a artist who is losing attention and this is how it always start gentleman.
That's my basic opinion be careful.

>>196377
What the hell man? I just love lolicon, that's why i sometimes post stuff like that. Where the hell did you get any of that from?

JD's the bomb

>>196377
there were a lot of valid points he made. If artists only have people like you around they might never improve.

>>196387
Sorry, but it looked more like hate toward the artist than logical criticism, but I'm so used to seeing SJW use the same ploy to get artist to stop, that I've jumped the gun while high I guess.

>>196393
That might be true in most cases but the rules are different in 34 world. Sometimes you've just got to be grateful that they're drawing and sharing their work. People forget that.

>>196394
Yeah, well you can suck my SJW you dumb cunt.

>>196402
Good lord

>>196405
Cheeky lad isn't he? Or lass.

>>196426
You just cant talk to artists that was anymore. Not when so many are betraying us becoming greedy jew fuckers charging money for stuff everyone else gives for free
And here you are all reactionary gonna take JD and Fuchur away from us

>>196427
Exactly. Too many entitled autismos around these days don't realise how lucky they are. These artists vanish from boards and are hard to find when they resurface, which is becoming increasingly rare.

Just be more grateful guys. The drama is boring. Oh please, Lords of 34 Lands, Fuchur and John Doe, we beseech you, bring us more of your delicious cartoon porn.

>>196427
Huh, how am I taking anything away exactly? I can indeed understand the need to charge for commissions to pay for art supplies and bills. I mean there are a slight few who do it for fun and who are well off in life that don't need to charge for their pieces.
Plus where have I given any criticism to ether artist except praise and appreciation for their art here? I'm afraid you may have pointed the virtual finger at the wrong bloke sadly.

>>196456
Just dont be an entitled sjw cuntbag bitching about artwork
who the fuck cares.

The drama is boring guys.

>>196493
Agreed.

So, what do you guys thing about JD joining sinnergate? Its a good site i think.

>>196479
Soo blame the guy with the name who praises Fuchur and JD work while the Anon who trolls them is innocent, interesting logic there.

>>196515
You're the one accusing people of shit and then played the victim when you got called out. Also, when did opinion=trolling?

>>196499

It has some of my favorite artists, which is enough to make me like it a lot, but the site is visually over-designed and for some reason runs like shit on the old shitty laptop I primarily use for porn, also their customer base of commissioners have pretty shit taste.
If JD can get some more exposure by getting on there then I see no issue with it, good for him.

>>196520
Agreed on it being over designed. Most comic and art sites i browse are really simple or at least very easily laid out even when they have a lot of content like with sinnergate, but there it just seems like the designer put in too many widgets
i really like jd on there though, him and cyancapsule i like.

>>196515
jfc, Edge, just get out of here with that shit.

>>196044
Where John Doe at, did you freaks scare him off??

>>196735

He's probably just busy mate, he has other obligations than us, he's pumping out art for that new website he joined all the time.

>>196768
You are my Oprah.

Fucking awesome bro

>>196768
haha yes that is a smooth, phallus-shaped part of an object that vibrates!

>>196768

I love this and I love you for giving us this gift.

>>196806
Finally. Finally non-furry Dual Shock porn.

>>196790
And not the Playstaion Move. Though that would be an option.

>>196768
Now that's fine art there.

>>196768
Are you going to do the entire cast, John Doe?

John Doe will you draw more of Astrid?

>>196831
>>196892
Go get a glass of water or something.

>>196768
If i may be so bold John Doe, i'd like to point out those were not actually criticisms but more critiques and just helpful suggestions. no malice of any kind was meant or interpreted.

>>196918

They were criticisms, the word criticism does not imply negativity.

>>197320
Annemarie bestes Mödchen!

Are there any more Loli games like this? If so... are they worth playing?

This thread is already problematic. But, don't make it worse by posting or linking to any actual child model pics, even if there's no nudity & it's "just to compare with the art". Instant ban & possible IP forwarding.

>>197435
I approve.

>>197457
Seconded.

>>197435
>possible IP forwarding

Lmao, what?

>>197508
In other words lad, they'll tattle.

>>197511
I understood that, just found it funny and asked to elaborate. If they want to "forward" IPs they should probably start with Fuchur who posts here sometimes, since he was the one looking at all those dirty pictures when he drew the art, i mean, he seems harmless for now, but who knows what can happen in the future? Can mods really take that risk? Have you seen his latest works? I'd say they're at least a little problematic.

And i agree that picture doesn't really need to be here, in it's entirety, since everyone who's interested knows what UAB is about. But if you're gonna edit it (and i assume it's edited since the picture is still up) why edit out Mara? She's not a child model, she's just a little girl! And so is Emma Schweiger! People these days, i swear. Can't look at the picture of a child without thinking innapropriate things.

>>197526
Youre an idiot

>>197531
Honestly the only reason I don't like Fuchur's art is because it is way too realistic and not cute enough. The art is superb otherwise, I just don't find it appealing.

>>197537
>The art is superb otherwise, I just don't find it appealing.

"The art is good but I don't like it"

???

>>197540

What's confusing about it?
You can recognize that a meal is well made and still not like the taste of it.

>>197526
Lmao even you don't believe that bs.

>>197531
Anon i was just mocking the mod's message that the thread is "problematic", and the fact they they unironically threatened to report someone because of that totally innocent picture. I love Fuchur, he's my hero.

>>197578

Then I apologize, shouldn't surf the net while high.

>>197637
You should only surf the net while high

Is there a walk-through for the game? I heard it's very easy to get no h-scenes in the first playthrough.

>>197962

Walk through.

https://sites.google.com/site/unteralterbachquickguide/unteralterbach-guide-ver-1-3-english

For the record though, its impossible to finish the game without banging something. There are two endings and they both necessitate the banging of lolis or house fraus some of them demonic. You might get killed and sent back to your last save but you won't miss the h scenes unless you opt out of them.

There are a few bits that are kind of a chore to get through kind of like a 90s adventure game and for those the guide is handy.

Bumping for succubi and swimsuits

Hearing comments from the former Gawker Editor in Chief I think there is plenty of material around to lampoon both in games and media if a sequel is ever thought up. Game wise Five Nights and Undertale are prime material.

>>198864
I am afraid that the world right now is too far gone to parody properly anymore. At least in such a bundle. A parody has to be over the top to make a point but how do you top the ongoing rape of 1400 children ignored by police and government?

>>198865

Yea Europe in general being revealed as barking mad has soured that whole thing. Shame as that was some of the best parody writing I'd ever seen in anything. And the whole LP and Gaming community could use some lampooning.

>>198867
UB is not good parody. One we can get off to, but as satirical writing, its too on the nose and shove-it-down-your-throat about it.

>>199171
Thanks anon

>>199171
yum

wut does Unteralterbach mean

>>199281
Underage, I think

>>199281
it's the towns name in german naming conventions using a bad translation of the word "underage"

Fuchur most assuredly has real cp on his computer, doesn't he.

>>199290
Considering his lack of distinction between "loli" and "real girls" yeah, quite probably.

>>199291
What do you mean?

I was thinking, reference-wise.

>>199293
Oh no yeah, I agree with you.

I'm just arriving at the same conclusion another way.

>>199299
And jesus, some of his recent pictures...

I mean, I'm equal parts impressed, and disturbed.

>>199281
Underage creek\slit i think, there is a translation of UAB song in the comments here, pretty funny.

//youtube.com/watch?v=Ngn5Hos5Bsk


>>199278
What's Fridge's tumblr?

>>199304
What recent pictures? He did some 3D ones last I looked

>>199308
Well, the toddler Riley pic and the very realistic Hit-Girl image come to mind.

I have to admit, I'm envious. He's even more talented than I thought.

>>199310
Yeah bro. Beyond talented. A national treasure.

>>199313
Spin it however you like. At least with Japanese loli you can make the case its supposed to be stylized.

>>199310
can you post the two images you just referenced?

>>199322
On one hand I respect the amount of effort Fuchur put into this. On the other hand, this is a tad too far on the realistic side.

>>199304
>>199314
>>199328

See, the realism doesn't bother me any. Maybe I'm broken?

>>199322
My friend is going to love this...

The funny part about that picture is he made her look YOUNGER than she did in the movie.

>>199331

Doesn't bug me, either, tbh. Frankly, I LIKE that he didn't go with an anime style. Makes the style look more decidedly western.

>>199353
There's a difference here.
THATS BASED ON A REAL KID

Fuchur is a pedophile, it's just a fact.

>>199355
Half of UAB girls are based on real children, what's your point? If you think everyone who draws lewd art of movie characters (Mathilda from Leon, Kick-ass, etc) is a pedo, you're mistaken. Some just think it's okay to do so, and for them it's just another form of rule34. Also those two kick-ass pictures are from 2014 or something, it was a commission.

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with liking little girls.

>>199365
How do you know they're from 2014?
>>199371
Nah, I think I'll stick around just to spite you.

>>199365
That's just wrong. There's a big difference between his regular art style and the near photo realistic Hit-Girl pics.

And The fact that it's based on a real child (I know there were others, but they weren't anywhere near as realistic) is all the more creepy.
I'm sure he's touched a few in real life, and if he hasn't he probably came close.

>>199401
Jesus, stop it. Why are you even thinking about such things.

>>199402
Are you kidding me? Why? I just told you why.

Can't imagine how much real child pornography Fuchur has watched/stored.

>>199404
But you're speculating, like in a witch hunt. Maybe don't worry about it too much?

>>199405
He's obviously had reference, dude.

>>199401
>I'm sure he's touched a few in real life

Looks like projecting. Are you sure you don't want to tell us something?

>>199428
You know I'm right.

>>199429
You seem to be pretty certain about what the real thing looks like to be able to tell how close to it he is. Maybe you have a lot more to hide than him?

>>199434
I never said I wasn't a pedophile.

I just don't want people to forget what a creep Fuchur is.

Who cares more to the point. We're all here for Fuchur's art. It's art, bro, so let's stay on topic.

Grrr, fine.

Is there a way to play it on a mobile phone?

>>199436
What is wrong with you? You say you're a pedophile, then you accuse Fuchur of being a creep because you THINK he looks at nude children. Do you consider yourself a creep? You're a weird man.

>>199457
Is it really that hard to figure out? I'm one of those self-loathing pedophiles

>>199471
Don't overthink it bro, it's only life. Love who you are.

>>199479
>it's only life

What's that even supposed to mean?

>>199382
Well, it's good to admit what you are. Just don't remain blahz'a about it...

>>199488
Life is over pretty quick and is too short to spend it hating yourself. Don't take it so seriously. Enjoy it without hurting others. Stop harassing Fuchur.

>>199471
We are all self loathing, I think.

>>199492
What about watching videos and looking at pictures of others being hurt? Getting off on someone's misery and misfortune? That's what I'm talking about here. You weren't responsible, but...

I'm not harassing him. He's not even here. I'm just can't help but wonder how far he's gone.

>>199530
You're overthinking again. Don't.

>>199530
Chief, can you have your existential crisis at /phile or /hebe? I appreciate you're being open and need somebody to talk to but this board isn't the place for it. /pco where artists come to post their freshest artwork. Artists like Fuchur.

>>199537
Fuchur needs to get a damn site already

>>199534
Yes, I'm certain that Fuchur is a legit pedo and watches real cp. Unteralterbach is all the proof you should.

Geez, talk about being in denial. Now whether or not he's touched kids, well that's a whole nother story

>>199544
You're a troll

>>199553
If you say so, honey

>>199544
>>199553
>>199555

Can we, ya know, NOT fucking do this?!?!?!?

Can we NOT!??!?!?

HMMMM?!?!?!?!

>>199544
you have been doing this from monts /year? before was funny, now you just are crazy fuchur is a good a
rtist, and all art is sacred your moans never will stop the art

>>199322
¿why this is not nuked like the alex draw?

>>199570
NO U
>>199572
Good question

>>199570

Say what you want: I'm just tired of this "Fuchur's a Pedo!" "No U" "Exactly, that's why I hate him!" back-and-forth bickering and bitching.

>>199615
Fuchur can defend himself.

>>199642
maybe he does, or just laugh of all this stupidity

>>199647
I think you're in denial about the fact that your idol is a likely child molester

Incog I'm wondering if it's possible for you to do a team portrait where they're interacting in a tighter shot, sorta like they are here >>199403 but maybe in panoramic landscape now that there are twice the number of girls. They've been spaced so evenly in your last few thread starters which is a perfect way of showing that they're equals, although a tighter frame could spotlight certain girls depending on the theme of the piece which would showcase their varied, contrasting personalities in subsequent team portraits, while bringing us closer to the action.

^whoops malfunction

>>199650
>a likely child molester
If you have any solid proof go to the police, otherwise Shut your noise tube

>>199656
whoops wrong thread Incog's thread is 2 threads up just look for Jade

>>199664
>shut your noise tube
But I'm typing these comments :^)

Also pretty sure we don't live in thr same place

>>199695
Moar