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No.46265
Murder Drones (#41)Anonymous
Replies:>>46319
Image:172738834071.png(213kB, 874x653)Alice and Emily are pretty disco.png
Good day my Friends!
Let's keep the talk about Drones going! You know what to do, talk about Drones, Murder Drones, Threads, everything!
I wish you a good day!
The very Disco Booru: https://dronebooru.co
Last Thread: >>45182
No.46268
Anonymous
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No.46270
Anonymous
Replies:>>46277>>46280>>46289>>46650
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No.46272
Anonymous
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3rd for fucking drones
No.46273
Anonymous
Replies:>>46274>>46293
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>>46217
>E in the thread usually: Goofy, silly, likes fruit

>E in her lore: A tormented drone with a heavy fear/hatred for the Solver that gets so bad that she goes into solver rages and implied to willingly keep her magnetized hat on so she doesn’t have to endure the hallucinations at the cost of her intelligence and memories. Her only light is the hopes of seeing her “Boss” again, which is a lie perpetrated by the Solver to keep E from going against it.
No.46274
Anonymous
>>46273
Shush, E is going to be happy and if you try to stop me from making her happy I shall crush your little baby-man skull
No.46275
Anonymous
Drone suffering
No.46277
Anonymous
Replies:>>46629
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>>46270
just by reminding me that this exists, I’m giving you all the curses, do a blood-curdling scream for me when you die, pretty please?
No.46280
Anonymous
Replies:>>46282
>>46270
...hot
No.46282
Anonymous
Replies:>>46286
>>46280
cut your balls off if you think it’s hot, do it coward
No.46286
Anonymous
Replies:>>46287
>>46282
Okee
No.46287
Anonymous
>>46286
pic or it didn’t happen
No.46289
Anonymous
>>46270
I AM VOMIT
No.46292
Anonymous
Replies:>>46302
>>46264
It's an idea I had in my sleep last night for the labor bot Solver war stuff I've been wanting to write
Basically J0y wants to get off planet before the great [null] happens, so she inserts herself into the head of a labor bot and acts kind of like a backseat driver/voice in her head, secretly ordering the labor bot around to get her to lead all the other labor bots off planet. Naturally J0y wants to remain hidden so she threatens the labor bot with death if she ever reveals the secret of where she's suddenly getting all these ideas from.
No.46293
Anonymous
Replies:>>46299
>>46273
>After the Solver's defeat, E gets settled into a newer, quieter life, coming to terms with the fact that her boss was dead, never to return to her
>Unbeknownst to her, 'dead' is relative
>Blood ghost Boss.
No.46295
Anonymous
Replies:>>46296>>46297
>No /co/ thread
>Plus slower than usual
It's one of those days, huh? Yeah I don't blame you I'm tired too
No.46296
Anonymous
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>>46295
I had exams today, same for everyone plus work added onto that. I can't write anything too eepy
No.46297
Anonymous
Replies:>>46298>>46305
>>46295
Heh, just spent the last 30 mins reliving last fall's and winter's MD threads, life was simpler back then, this week too was shit and it isn't even over yet ;_;
But at least my drawing is somehow going well eith everything else being hell, drone fueled escapism is real...one more day till weekend
No.46298
Anonymous
Replies:>>46304
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>>46297
I hope you're doing alright, Anon. We don't need to lose another Anon, if you're having trouble there should be someone you can talk to. I hope.
No.46299
Anonymous
Replies:>>46300
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>>46293
>Ghostly moans can be heard as E is roused from her recharge cycle.
>When her optics blink to life, all they register the horrible spectral emissions in the infrared band. What she sees terrifies her.
>"OH MY GOSH! A FLOATIN' SHOPPING LIST FULL OF BLOODY MANGOS! AHHHHHHH!"
>(You) materialise in a fountain of blood.
>"I'm not a shopping liiiiiist! I'm your dead boss/boyfrieeeeeend!"

>"Pfft. Boss ain't a ghost. He's takin' a kip in the old cemetary."
>tfw she doesn't get it.
No.46300
Anonymous
>>46299
Kek
No.46302
Anonymous
Replies:>>46303>>46307
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>>46292
>>46292
Sounds interesting. I look forward to what you got.
>J0y leans into the Laborer’s view, sporting her signature grin, yet it held a much more malicious aura behind it.
>”Congratulations, you rusting scrap heap, you’re now my new best friend until we get off this doomed planet. Now it’s important to keep this between us from your friends, it will be our little secret.”
>”Don’t do anything stupid, I would hate for our friendship to end so soon…”
>J0y raised one of her clawed fingers and firmly scraped the Laborer’s face screen with it, making the bot bueno. J0y’s voice takes on a more sinister and threatening vibe as her grin widens
>”You tell anyone about me and I’ll make sure the final moments of your wretched existence are in agony~”
No.46303
Anonymous
>>46302
Fuck that's great
No.46304
Anonymous
Replies:>>46306
>>46298
It's nothing to complain about overall, things can (and will) always get worse.
I will surely never leave here, this is probably the brightests thing I have in life right now, if I'm no longer here then that means I'm dead. Thanks for the concern, really, I have people to talk to. It's just much at once right now, awful hell of interacting with narcissist ignorant bureaucrats, falling ill exclusively when that happens, possibly not being allowed into uni very last minute due to some bureaucrat subhumans lying and not doing their jobs, all should have been settled three months ago already. That's it with the blogpost for now, maybe typing it makes it leave my mind. Thanks anon
No.46305
Anonymous
>>46297
I wanna hug you
No.46306
Anonymous
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>>46304
You're welcome, Anon.
No.46307
Anonymous
Replies:>>46308
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>>46302
I'll try to get back into writing it then.
No.46308
Anonymous
Replies:>>46312>>46316
>>46307
I like this whole Labor Bots thing
No.46309
Anonymous
Replies:>>46310>>46321
falling asleep with my face stuffed in N’s abdomen
No.46310
Anonymous
Replies:>>46315
>>46309
Falling asleep inside N's abdomen
No.46311
Anonymous
Replies:>>46313>>46323>>46393>>46478>>46649
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commission request from...mrshyguy?
No.46312
Anonymous
Replies:>>46314
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>>46308
Yes
No.46313
Anonymous
>>46311
who
No.46314
Anonymous
Replies:>>46526>>46920
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>>46312
No.46315
Anonymous
Replies:>>46318
>>46310
how do you get there?
No.46316
Anonymous
>>46308
I'm glad you like them. Writing that big lore post about them and The Archiver was my first ever attempt at doing OC stuff in these threads.
No.46317
Anonymous
Replies:>>46322
I HATE Labor Bots!
I hate how square, short, and cute they are while working.
I would never EVER give them uppies or tell them how much I appreciate their hard work.
No.46318
Anonymous
>>46315
he is a vorefag
No.46319
Anon who suggested Negev would be able to see Doll
Replies:>>46320>>46325
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>>46265
H'okay, since the other Negev writefriend is carrying his own burdens, I felt like doing something of my own.
I'm going off the Lizzy info in this other-PGE green btw. Writefriend, pls don't put the full image in the screencap. Just leave it as the thumbnail.

>Uzi moved to knock at the door, but stopped herself before she could interrupt the conversation she heard one end of on the other side.
>"No, nothing weird's going on with her sister that I can see. Nothing that can't be explained by having the parents she does anyway. ... Not because they're monsters, because they're weird. ... Oh, me? I'm having an okay evening. Just finished grading papers, figuring out which movie I wanna watch. Wanna come over and make a night of it? ... I understand. The kid's more important right now. ... Okay. Da svidaniya to you too." A pause. "Uzi, I know it's you out there!" A few footsteps later, the door opened to reveal a tired eyed but smiling Lizzy.
>"Hey Lizzy."
>"Come on in and take a seat, you freaky little goblin!" Lizzy said, waving Uzi in.
>After Uzi eased herself into a chair covered in faint-very faint-oil stains, Lizzy, done locking the door, flopped onto her couch, landing perfectly within the impression of her that had been on it when she got up after her call. "C'mon 'God', you can get comfortable in here." Uzi grimaced faintly at the reminder of that short-lived coping mechanism. "So what was it you wanted to talk with me about?"
>"It's about..." Uzi considered her words as she took her boots off. She felt no different afterwards. "It's partly about my daughter, partly about someone else we know."
>"Beretta's doing fine now, Uzi. For now anyway."
>"It's not Beretta I wanted to ask about..." Uzi mumbled, looking down at her lap.
>"Oh." Lizzy's face fell. "Met the poor kid recently. Wanted to see how the education they give at the nitwit school is. There are several complaints I could make about the place, but education isn't one of them." A certain gleam returned to Lizzy's eyes. "Negev's a damn sight smarter than her dad, at any ra-"
>"Bite me!" erupted Uzi. "I've been hearing this for years! I'm sick of it! N isn't dumb! He's just-"
>"Naive, yes, I've heard it before. You keep telling yourself that," Lizzy said as she rolled her eyes.
>"Say that shit to his face, you coward..." Uzi growled.
>"So what was it you wanted to ask about Negev?"
>"Oh, uh, that. So obviously I can't visit her myself, and I have little confidence N going over would be much better, so Beretta handles the face to face stuff for us. And lately she's been reporting Negev singing tunes to herself in Russian..."
>"So?" Lizzy scoffed.
>"... You wouldn't happen to know anything... recent, let's say, about someone we both know, who died in an extremely bad way and probably while full of rage, or sorrow, or both..."
>"Oh, Doll? Yeah, she visits Negev. I was just about to get off the phone with her when you came."
>"WHAT?!" Uzi screamed, her eyes going hollow. Phantom bullets of sweat started trickling down her forehead, and for once she wished she could still feel it.

1/?
No.46320
Anon who suggested Negev would be able to see Doll
Replies:>>46325
>>46319
>"What's the big deal? Negev needs more people in her life than just her sister who care for her and want to comfort her but don't also cause her to start screaming like she's being murdered when she looks at them. Doll's fine."
>Pots full of oil and dismembered limbs flashed in Uzi's mind's eye, followed by a succession of scenes of V murdering complete strangers as naturally as a worker drone would smash a bug. "Hearing you of all people vouch for someone does NOT fill me with confidence!"
>Lizzy rolled her eyes again. "Robo-God, you are still SUCH a drama queen. I wanted this to stay private, but you? You forced my hand," she said as she pulled up a photo gallery on her phone and turned it to Uzi. "You want to know why I'm not worried? This is why I'm not worried:"
>A selfie, clearly an old selfie judging from the cheerleader outfit, of a crying Lizzy with her arm around what seemed to be a mass of oil with Doll's silhouette, two glowing red eyes, and a jagged glowing red mouth. The two were looking at the camera with the smiles of someone reuniting with a loved one they thought they'd never see again, like the smile Uzi saw on her father's face when he returned after the final battle with Robo-Satan with her mother tucked under his arm-and presumably the smile her mother would have had if she wasn't a disembodied core covered in flesh. Above and slightly to the side of them, a sparkling pink gif bearing the legend FRIENDSHIP NEVER DIES.
>A photo taken from above of a school desk with Я ВЕРНУЛАСЬ, СУКА written on it in oil.
>A photo of a teenage Rachel (Uzi never got the hate for her, but there must have been something to it if even N hated her) waiting in the nurse's office, hollow eyed and in the fetal position. Gifs of laughing emojis surrounded her.
>A photo of Doll, now seemingly more solid and looking like a shiny black version of her living self (outside of the mouth and eyes), laying a wreath next to the Outpost 3 memorial wall under her parents' names
>A selfie of Lizzy being (apparently unexpectedly) kissed on the cheek by Doll-
>"Aw, crap! I KNEW I missed one!" Lizzy pulled her phone away from Uzi and back up to her face, blushing furiously. "Of ALL the photos of us to forget to move to the subfolder" she said, tapping away at the screen, "it had to be the first one after her death!" Lizzy looked back to a silent Uzi. "Oh don't tell me you're shocked, Mrs. 'I'm a cool fleshbeast goddess of hyperdeath, please please please validate me'!"
>"I wasn't saying anything," Uzi said flatly.
>Lizzy sighed. "V's hotter and all, but honestly? Doll's always been the better kisser." The photo apparently moved, Lizzy returned her phone to Uz. "Here on out you're gonna get her photobombing me.":
>A selfie of Lizzy at her high school graduation, her other arm around Doll's corpse (also dressed to graduate); next to them was a second corpse Doll with one eye, a slight smile, and her hands clasped together in happiness.
>A selfie of Lizzy and this corpse-looking Doll, apparently what she looks like without a physical medium to make her normally visible, in Lizzy's just set up college dorm.
>A photo of the DD support group Lizzy volunteers for; Doll, her eye hollow with surprise, watching V cry into her hands as several other tall, weirdly hot robots with white hair and yellow eyes watch with concern.
>A selfie of Lizzy at her college graduation, her father and V and Doll behind her, her father somehow looking even more like a walking corpse than Doll.
>A selfie of Lizzy, V, several of Lizzy's other friends, and Doll celebrating her getting her teaching certificate.
>"Smaller album than I expected," Uzi said.
>"All the movie night and vacation photos are in another subfolder," Lizzy responded, putting her phone down. "The point is, Doll's not that kind of ghost." She sighed. "I've been saying it for years, 'Bestie, you don't need to limit yourself to photobombing and this creeping around at night as an oil cryptid thing. Nightmare monsters are in. No one would care that you're a ghost.' But she never does it. Doesn't matter who loves her as a monster because she can't love herself as a monster." Lizzy clicked her tongue. "If even half of what Negev says about you is true that's another thing you and Doll have in common."
>"So what's that movie you were gonna watch, anyway?" Uzi blurted out.
>"I was thinking I'd rewatch Labyrinth. The guy is really hot, and I love the job they did on the puppets."
>Uzi jolted, almost involuntarily.
>"Don't say the P-word again..." Uzi begged, her eyes suddenly hollow.
>"What, why shouldn't I say pu-" The penny dropped for Lizzy. For the first time in many years, the yellow edge started slowly returning to Uzi's eyes. "Oh... Oh, Uzi..."
>"You wanna know why I stopped calling myself God and clammed up so soon after saving the planet instead of keeping it up for years? That's why."
No.46321
Anonymous
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Oi, how did you measure your head when you made this?

>>46309
Falling into a sleep-like trance with my eyes open while embraced on all sides by the walls of the tiny hole I have spent the last days in. My metabolism has slowed down considerably and my body has frozen. A sniper rifle is clutched tightly in my frozen hands. I can't move my fingers in this state. A cable plugged to a port in my nostril connects it to my brain. I can fire it with a thought. A normal rifle would shatter my fingers and shoulder joint in this state. But this is a laser sniper rifle. No recoil, almost no sound. My prey; Disassembly Drones. Prone to overheating, fleshy under the chassis. Vulnerable to a weapon that produces such intense heat that it vaporizes the water in your cells and makes your meat explode from the release of the steam. My scope gazes out at an old radio miles away. It is my siren. It plays nostalgic, sad tunes from the 20th century every night when the monsters are out and about. I prey on monsters. The radio attracts them to where I can shine them. It takes time, lots of it. But I am not in a rush. I have nowhere to go. Nobody to return to.
No.46322
Anonymous
Replies:>>46324
>>46317
Sounds like a tsundere
No.46323
Anonymous
>>46311
BUCK BROKEN DRONE
No.46324
Anonymous
Replies:>>46326
>>46322
No way. I don’t want to smooch Labor Bots and head pat them. Why would you even think that about me?
No.46325
Anonymous
>>46319
>>46320
>Uzi defending N from slander
>Lizzy being in the right but still kind of a bitch
>The spoiler
I love it, great work Anon
No.46326
Anonymous
Replies:>>46329
>>46324
Could you imagine having to walk to the charging station with your labor bot bride, asking the Archiver for her blessing, and then having a large marriage ceremony on the production line. Absolutely horrific! I definitely DO NOT want to do that.
No.46327
Anonymous
Replies:>>46328
>>46246
Not exactly.
>Harper gave her consent for this, same with her owners. She actually regularly writes to and visits them at their inn
>The guy who picked her up, her one-day admin and boss, treated her well and as a result everything went over way more smoothly
>Turns out a mentally stable and level-headed Drone is more effective an operative than an unwell killing machine because it means they can function in a variety of scenarios
I'm now going to have a panic attack over my inability to write, how are you
No.46328
Anonymous
Replies:>>46337
>>46327
> I'm now going to have a panic attack over my inability to write, how are you
Don’t worry, it was just me having bad literacy skills. Your writing is great.
No.46329
Anonymous
Replies:>>46330>>46331
>>46326
I have vivid nightmares about what you wrote, Anon. They’re so common that I think my subconcious is trying to tell me something.
No.46330
Anonymous
>>46329
I hear it as well, it’s saying play fallout 76
No.46331
Anonymous
>>46329
Oh well, guess it’s back to mingling with Worker Drones
No.46332
Anonymous
Replies:>>46333>>46335
Reminder that the absolute jobber FLINCHED when Thad faked a punch.
Thad >>>> Cyn
No.46333
Anonymous
>>46332
thad is better than her
No.46334
Anonymous
Replies:>>46336>>46338>>46340
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You are tasked to bath a stinky Tad, Dul, Lizzu and Oogi (Don't worry, they are waterproof)

What happens?
No.46335
Anonymous
>>46332
Two for flinching.
No.46336
Anonymous
>>46334
Imagine the scene in Toy Story where the toys are about to burn to death, but with a bubblebath.
No.46337
Anonymous
Replies:>>46342>>46350>>46355
>>46328
I meant that I'm PHYSICALLY unable to right at the moment.
I suffer from debilitating agony
No.46338
Anonymous
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>>46334
That Lizzu is an impostor.
No.46339
Anonymous
what if cyn put a bow on my pp
No.46340
Anonymous
>>46334
I doubt anything other than the Oogi would hate it
No.46342
Anonymous
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Vonnie a cute! Cute!

>>46337
Emotional first aid.
Noisy Little Munchkin Kitten Just Wants To Find A Friend | Too Cute!youtube thumb
No.46343
Anonymous
Replies:>>46349>>46356
>Hear buzzing noises in your ceiling
>Its keeping you from sleeping
>Hornets?
>You grab your broom and start banging on the roof hoping to gawd they'll stfu
>*bang bang bang* "ow..." you hear
>Whut
>Good news is its not a hornet infestation
>Bad(?) news is its a bunch of enns
>One pops out from a corner mildly angry flying towards you
>"Hey pls stawp that ok humie, you hurt enn# 2347...."
wwyd in this situation?
No.46344
Anonymous
What would happen if you put a Tad, Dul, Lizzu and Oogi all together in the same cage?
No.46346
Anonymous
Replies:>>46347
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I would unironically go to Alice if I could
No.46347
Anonymous
Replies:>>46352>>46354
>>46346
>he doesnt know
Wonderland's in antartica... you should come here :)
No.46348
Anonymous
Replies:>>46351
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Would have bought those
No.46349
Anonymous
Replies:>>46384
>>46343
I am very gentle and kind when not provoked. I would either try to bribe the Enns to piss off to another home since they are an oogi infestation waiting to happen, or I would try to befriend them and invite them to come live with me where I can keep an eye on them. If I am provoked, I will gather them all in one place under friendly pretenses and either sell them or outright poison them to kill them.
No.46350
Anonymous
Replies:>>46353
>>46337
> I'm PHYSICALLY unable to right at the moment. I suffer from debilitating agony
Damn. I hope you get better Anon. your green inspired me to post my own stories
No.46351
Anonymous
>>46348
Yep
No.46352
Anonymous
Replies:>>46634
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>>46347
Neuschwabenland Alice...
No.46353
Anonymous
>>46350
FUCK
No.46354
Anonymous
>>46347
Need to make more Alice's in that style, the pic from today was more for practice, one day I'll know how to get it right to convey what I mean, many weeks till then tho, I don't wanna sit through so many bs weeks however
No.46355
Anonymous
Replies:>>46359
>>46337
Get well soon, if I couldn't use my hands anymore I would kms
No.46356
Anonymous
>>46343
Adopt the Enns and use Anti-Oogi scent soap on them to prevent Oogis from picking up on their scent
No.46357
Anonymous
Replies:>>46358
Should link the wheel in the next subject of the thread
No.46358
Anonymous
Replies:>>46360
>>46357
>NTSF (Not The Smilefriend)
Here's the wheel
https://wheelofnames.com/nv2-fke
No.46359
Anonymous
>>46355
It's more that I'm too exhausted from how much pain I'm in to write properly. But I can try to at least do Harper stuff for a bit
No.46360
Anonymous
Replies:>>46361
>>46358
That’s weird, I spinned the wheel and I got Hope 40 times in a row. I guess I have no choice but to write a 100k word novel about her now.
No.46361
Anonymous
>>46360
Don't worry I spun for you! Now let's see!
>Oogi and Incinerator
.....good luck
No.46363
Anonymous
Replies:>>46366
>It's your first assignment as a Sentinel.
>You've been through a ton of VR training to mentally prepare you for what you're going to see here.
>The goal is simple for this one. There's this one human outpost who was able to contact the outside after the Solver showed up in their area, begging for rescue. Video evidence was more convincing, and hopefully they're not holograms. The Solver is an insidious foe, and you'll need to stay sharp at all costs
>....
>You thought it had all gone to shit, considering the Disassemblers roaming around, but they weren't that much of a problem. You even managed to find the humans in their secure bunker
>That is until the Solverpede showed up. Shit went south real fast, but you managed to at least evacuate the civvies while your teammates held it off
>Then Ivory and Intoner stepped into the picture and it wasn't even a fight. Intoner just spoke one word
>"Lol"
>The Solverpede basically got hit with a rail gun by that
>"Lmao"
>Ivory proceeded to rip the core right out of it while it was regenerating
>You've got a long way to go, don't you?
No.46364
Anonymous
Replies:>>46365>>46391
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/co/
>Attention Citizens.
>Whiteout conditions are now in effect.
>Hurricane force winds and temperatures below negative 50 centigrade are expected.
>All citizens are to be confined to their quarters.
>The council has decreed that drone snuggling is mandatory at this time.
>The city must survive.
No.46365
Anonymous
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>>46364
>sheltering in place with J
>as much a workaholic as ever, she's dead set on finishing an important report come hell or high water
>but she doesn't want to defy a direct order from the council
>so she grumpily agrees to cuddling as long as she can still work
>but she decides the cuddling position you take based on optimum efficiency
>and so, you get to be her office chair for the next few hours... maybe days...
>lucky you!

>the area between J's buttcheeks is the single warmest place left on the planet
>a fact you are well aware of from the stream of sweat- both yours and hers, running down your face and lubricating your head
>the sweat keeps making her slip against you and she frequently has to wiggle and jostle her ass back into the optimal place on your face
No.46366
Anonymous
Replies:>>46367
>>46363
Leave it to Sentinel Drones to clean up big messes!
No.46367
Anonymous
Replies:>>46370
>>46366
they do it for free
No.46368
Anonymous
Replies:>>46371>>46381
I fucking hate writing. There's a scene I can see so clearly in my mind that I can't put into words. It's so fucking stupid yet I have rewritten it a dozen times already
No.46369
Anonymous
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No.46370
Anonymous
Replies:>>46372>>46373>>46380
>>46367
>A site director is hesitant to request the aid of Sentinel Drones. These looked like high-grade, armed to the teeth anti-Solver drones. It didn’t sound cheap.
>One of them, dubbed Harper, chipped in.
>”Oh, don’t worry about the cost! We’re just doing our job, seeing humanity safe and sound is payment enough!”
No.46371
Anonymous
>>46368
I also have the same feeling too
No.46372
Anonymous
Replies:>>46394
>>46370
stand proud, because you are good
No.46373
Anonymous
Replies:>>46374>>46375
>>46370
>Harper is a Janny
No.46374
Anonymous
>>46373
No...
Not like this Sentinelbros...
No.46375
Anonymous
Replies:>>46377>>46378
>>46373
It's government funded.
No.46377
Anonymous
>>46375
they do it for free, but not for free? I’m lost
No.46378
Anonymous
Replies:>>46385
>>46375
So you're saying that the government used my taxpayer money for something good for once?
No.46379
Anonymous
Replies:>>46397
Image:172740522539.png(25kB, 446x383)Drunk Cyn.png
>The Absolute Solver tricks Uzi into getting absolutely wasted in a bid to hijack her body
>(Un)Fortunately this results in The Absolute Solver also getting absolutely wasted
No.46380
Anonymous
>>46370
The least humanitarian Sentinel Drone
No.46381
Anonymous
Replies:>>46382
Image:172740551145.jpg(120kB, 392x577)1677803631493075.jpg
>>46368
The worst fucking part is when I'm trying to write something but I can't stop thinking about future events that I'm going to write.
This ends up making it much harder to write the current events because my mind is occupied, so I start writing the future events.
But then when I go back to write the current events I end up coming up with new ideas that require me to change the future events I already wrote.
No.46382
Anonymous
Replies:>>46383
>>46381
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU FOR PUTTING MY EXACT PROBLEM INTO WORDS.
The thing is that I KNOW 100% how the story is going to end. I know what is going to happen and where it will lead to, but the urge to write something that is still far off from happening from where you're at in the story takes over.
Then when I do write in the future I feel another urge to rewrite something and sometimes when I do, I look back at the other parts that I've posted here and wish I could go back to rewrite them to fit in but I can't. So I have to change everything else.

PLEASE I JUST WANT TO GET TO THE PART WHERE MY DRONE OC HAS A HAPPY ENDING WITH A HUMAN, WHY DO I HAVE TO WRITE SO MUCH BUILD UP FUCKKKKKKK
No.46383
Anonymous
Replies:>>46386
>>46382
The buildup makes the payoff all the better
No.46384
Anonymous
Replies:>>46395>>46403
Image:172740627986.gif(132kB, 1211x810)172387062198.gif
>>46349
>Catch the enns and put them in a box
>They think it is a hotel because you're giving them everything they're asking for plus chocolate
>You sell them to J, who lives nearby
>The enns all wave at you from the box, thanking you and saying goodbye in their happy little voices
>They think they are going on a cruise
>You feel a little guilty
>J takes them back to her place where against all odds the enns are accomodated
>The unemployed office drone-or-human takes each enn out of the box, wrapping her hands around them in what they interpret as a full body hug, and places them in a hive that resembles a dollhouse or resort playset
>The enns look around them going "wow!"
>J puts a number on the back of each enn and gives it a tiny marshmellow (the kind you sprinkle on your hot chocolate)
>The enns eat their treats
>"Did you like it?" asks J with a smile
>"Yes!" they reply
>"Do you like your new home?" asks J
>"Yes!" they reply
>"Would you like some more friends?"
>"Yes!"
>"Oh giiirls~"
>On J's signal the doors to the small quarters open
>First one. Then another and another
>The doors open a crack
>Curious eyes regard the enns
>"Come on girls. Come on out! Free boys! It's a limited time offer!" J encourages her other pets
>Slowly, the duls come out of their hidey holes
>They approach the enns, who respond with smiles and excitement
>The duls are a little intimidated, so not much happens until the enns become less excited due to boredom or awkwardness
>A dul takes an enn's hand
>"Hello!" says enn
>The dul leads him by the hand back to her home
>Slowly the others follow her example and pick an enn that they take back home
>J smiles with a tear in her eye
>"That's my girls."
>J is a breeder
>Meanwhile in a nearby potted plant
>Oogi lowers her hand binoculars
>As in, she put her hands on her eyes as if they were binoculars earlier
>"I must teww Boss Bewwy Eater!"
>She sneaks away, spreading dirt on the carpet
>Later that night J is woken up by the squealings of her hamstessa
>"My baby!" she gasps
>She shoots up from her bed or recharging station and runs to the living room where she comes upon a rave party
>Only instead of music, there is screaming
>Instead of glow sticks, there are visor lights
>The laser show is real though. So real that the furniture are damaged, the walls need putty and paint, and the carpet has caught small fires here and there
>As J discovers when she hits the light switch so hard she breaks it
>Oogies!
>A whole lot of the little shits have broken in
>They are killing the duls and kidnapping the enns!
>They have immobilized hamstessa's ball and are trying to crack it open to access the soft meat inside
>Hamstessa is sqealing in terror and crying
>"Mother of usury!" J shoots in extreme anger as she picks up the ball. "Untaxed turdlings!"
>An oogi is dumb enough to be persistent enough to be lifted up along with the ball
>J grabs it
>"Bit mEEEEEEEE-!"
>J squeezes with all her fury until the oogi turns into paste in her grip
>The top half and bottom half fall to the floor separate from eachother
>The oogis are stunned for a moment
>J wants nothing but to stomp the purple little shits but she would also be stomping her duls and enns
>With hamstessa in one hand, J pick up oogies one by one, beheads them with her teeth and spits their heads at the wall where they pop like grapes
>"Howwy fawkin asscrackers!" exclaims an alpha oogi. "Scuttle! Scuttle ya sluts!"
>The oogies scatter with their ill-gotten enn booty and a scream of "Aaaaaaaaa!"
>J spends the night being very, very angry
>Her precious duls! Her brand new enns!
>An enn is crying next to a dead dul, even though their numbers don't match
>They had acclimated so well, they had even developed affairs
>Either that or the enn is retarded
>She spends some time picking up corpses, trashing debris and looking for strugglers
>Then she gives up and sits next to hamstessa's enclosure with a bottle of booze that she takes swigs from
>"I'm hiring an exterminator tomorrow. YOU HEAR THAT, YOU PENNIES?"
>A muffled voice from another appartment tells her to shut the fuck up
>"By Larry Fink's bald, I should *start* an exterminator service!"
No.46385
Anonymous
>>46378
It's not that expensive relative to our usual government spending. They just need to pay for repairs of about 300 or so high-tech machines and also allow them a relaxing place to stay, train, and improve (A rainforest planet that's almost perpetually raining)
No.46386
Anonymous
>>46383
I know. yet is still feels as if the story I'm writing will always have an out of reach ending that is never going to happen, but I still push forward so that I can post it for the world (altchan) to see
No.46387
Anonymous
Replies:>>46388>>46389>>46392
Image:172740683407.jpg(71kB, 419x581)5837038557.jpg
someone post something motivating, I'm going to lose it
No.46388
Anonymous
>>46387
Have some badass music.
Shin Getter Robo OST Volume 2-Heatsyoutube thumb
No.46389
Anonymous
Image:172740706990.png(115kB, 410x310)Carnival4.png
>>46387
Check out this guy; he reminds me of a solverpede
pretty cool innit?
No.46390
Anonymous
Anyone know what the best food should I feed to my hamstessa?
No.46391
Anonymous
>>46364
>Oh great, whiteout, no going outside today
>Time to huddle near the heater and work on that novel of yours
>-wait, mandatory drone snuggling?
>You try to creep in to grab your writing utensils unnoticed, only to be grabbed from both sides
>U-U were already after you the moment the announcement went out
>They form an unbreakable double-hug around you and drag you into your bed
>Now and then one breaks away to bring you food and they'll swap places, but otherwise it stays the same
>No pranks or torment for now, not until the whiteout is over
>Right now, they needed to make sure you survived, even as the ice starts closing in
No.46392
Anonymous
>>46387
>someone post something motivating
Liam Vickers being able to finish Murder Drones.
He started off from posting creepypastas over a decade ago, to posting his own short animations.
A lot of people didn't expect anything to come after the cancellation of Internecion Cube;
>After all, Liam never finishes his projects, right?
Yet he was able to create one of the most influential indie shows on Youtube after years of all his previous works being cancelled for some reason or another, and now we're here discussing it after it finished airing.
No.46393
Anonymous
Replies:>>46425>>46447>>46595
Image:172740716932.png(38kB, 236x195)1668288563915.png
>>46311
>Woke up to this shit.
You mind explaining yourself being comissioned to make this, Amyanon?
No.46394
Anonymous
Replies:>>46396>>46398
>>46372
>Harper gives the site director a clipboard
>”So, what’s your preference in Sentinel Drone?”
No.46395
Anonymous
>>46384
>boss bewwy eater
beeg boss.....
No.46396
Anonymous
Replies:>>46401
>>46394
Tall and Blue, with round heads and a cool chassis
No.46397
Anonymous
>>46379
lol
Hey, at least Jo' Faucet is right there serving up drinks. I'm sure Cyn's gonna have a good time being an alcoholic.
No.46398
Anonymous
Replies:>>46399>>46400
>>46394
Harper had a boyfriend
No.46399
Anonymous
>>46398
that was a me in a other life, don’t worry about it now, I got better
No.46400
Anonymous
Replies:>>46402>>46407
>>46398
Really? Who was the drone?
No.46401
Anonymous
>>46396
Anon, they’re all blue with round heads. Tall, Harper can work with. Sentinel Drones Ivory and Eveline were available.
No.46402
Anonymous
Replies:>>46408>>46532
>>46400
>drone
good one! you almost made me laugh, human on drone is only allowed
No.46403
Anonymous
>>46384
CUTE
No.46404
Anonymous
Replies:>>46421
>Strychnine starts a band channel on youtube
STRYCHNINE - Scream (OFFICIAL SINGLE RELEASE)youtube thumb

Chat is this real?
No.46405
Anonymous
Cyn Expressions | Real Murder Dronesyoutube thumb
No.46406
Anonymous
tying N’s arms and legs and tail up and forcing him to swallow knives
No.46407
Anonymous
>>46400
Uhhhhhh....
You ever have to do something that hurts someone close to you?
No.46408
Anonymous
Replies:>>46412>>46532
>>46402
What’s wrong with fellow drones for Harper?
No.46409
Anonymous
N breathing involuntarily
No.46410
Anonymous
N breathing voluntarily
No.46411
Anonymous
N hyperventilating
No.46412
Anonymous
Replies:>>46429
>>46408
humans simply do it better, their unpredictable nature makes it all the more interesting to love them
No.46413
Anonymous
your N having an asthma attack
No.46414
Anonymous
your N having an undiagnosed heart condition
No.46415
Anonymous
Replies:>>46417>>46633
>Sentinel Drones are blue
>The Archiver is blue
Guys... call me crazy, but I think I'm onto something
No.46416
Anonymous
Replies:>>46419>>46420
N accidentally giving a generation of unsuspecting viewers a fetish by replicating THAT SCENE in Beetlejuice 2
No.46417
Anonymous
Replies:>>46418>>46436>>46443
>>46415
The Archiver was an attempt at a Sentinel Laborer
Holy shit
No.46418
JCJENSON
Replies:>>46423
>>46417
He knows too much
No.46419
Anonymous
Replies:>>46420>>46424
>>46416
I haven't watched it, but I saw the scene. Yeah that's definitely going to be this new generations MIB 2
No.46420
Anonymous
Replies:>>46430
>>46416
>>46419
i haven’t seen it, enlighten me?
No.46421
Anonymous
>>46404
this is some good stuff right here
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TOWSqHzVgW0&pp=ygUWSGlnaHdheSB0byBIZWxsLSBBQy9EQw%3D%3D
No.46422
Anonymous
my N keeps eating my curling irons
No.46423
Anonymous
Replies:>>46438
>>46418
>The protocol was activated and Anon was dronepiled by Laborers and dragged to storage.
No.46424
Anonymous
Replies:>>46430
>>46419
Wait WHAT
No.46425
Anonymous
Replies:>>46428
>>46393
worker brats ought to know their place by any sexual means necessary
No.46427
Anonymous
Replies:>>46433
N ate my fucking blender >:(
No.46428
Anonymous
>>46425
nu hu
No.46429
Anonymous
Replies:>>46431
>>46412
I can’t believe Harper.
Dronebros, is it over?
No.46430
Anonymous
Replies:>>46439
>>46420
>>46424
Okay spoiler There's a scene where Beetlejuice makes Lydia's stomach expand to a large size
No.46431
Anonymous
Replies:>>46434
>>46429
over? it never had the chance to begin with
No.46432
Anonymous
Fungi can operate robots and speak 50 words on averageyoutube thumb
This with drones
No.46433
Anonymous
>>46427
for a second, I thought you meant bladder
No.46434
Anonymous
Replies:>>46435
>>46431
>Dronebros failed against the humanchads
No.46435
Anonymous
Replies:>>46437>>46440>>46448>>46502>>46536
>>46434
Consider the following
>Human male on male drone
No.46436
Anonymous
>>46417
Do not let J0y be made aware. We don’t need another Monstrosity mutation now, do we?
No.46437
Anonymous
Replies:>>46441
>>46435
Thad learned and adapted

And became Thalia
No.46438
Anonymous
Replies:>>46483
>>46423
"I have important information that can lead to the arrest of JCJENON higher-ups"
>That was the last thing Anon posted online before mysteriously disappearing from his apartment the next day
>Several journalists who claimed to have received said important info backed down when asked to testify in court.
>Camera footage from the day of the disappearance was destroyed, but a single 30 second video came to light on an anonymous image board.
>A group of Labor Bots, some carrying weapons, heading inside a van without any license plate.
>The driver appears to be a worker drone, but their physique, which matches that of a Sentinel Drone, made many skeptics call the video false.
>All we know is that this is the only lead towards the whereabouts of Anon.
No.46439
Anonymous
>>46430
If for some odd reason people want to see the scene, I ain't judging. I found the only source, yes I know it's TikTok bleh
>THERE IS NO DRONES HERE ONLY WEIRD MOVIE SPOILER DO NOT CLICK IF YOU WISH TO SEE
https://www.tiktok.com/@pregnant_universe2/video/7415785536406801696
No.46440
Anonymous
>>46435
great! now rape N
No.46441
Anonymous
Replies:>>46445
Image:172740969592.png(1.05MB, 743x750)deedee .png
>>46437
not this time, gay all the WAY!!!
No.46443
Anonymous
Replies:>>46449
>>46417
>"yeah he knows too much"
>".......kill him"
>"confirmed"
No.46444
Anonymous
Replies:>>46450
>>46442
Fuck off
No.46445
Anonymous
Image:172740980227.png(292kB, 1382x1382)IMG_9498.png
>>46441
fun fact! the background color i’ve been using for all my drawings is hex code DEDEDE
No.46447
Anonymous
Replies:>>46459>>46464
Image:172740996131.png(388kB, 1283x708)634525636214.png
>>46393
I didn't commission it, Im a college student do I look like i have money.
No.46448
Anonymous
>>46435
Uzi favorite hentai categories
No.46449
Anonymous
Image:172740998395.png(1.75MB, 1334x750)KELD 'UM.png
>>46443
No.46450
Anonymous
Replies:>>46451>>46452
>>46444
What's your issue
No.46451
Anonymous
Replies:>>46453>>46454>>46455>>46456
>>46450
The question is being asked by the same exact Anon who derailed an entire /co/ thread and spammed Oogis, he also straight up did a whole villain threat/speech to force a random Anon to apologize for asking him to stop. I don't want that kind of bad autism here. Also yes, it's totally him because I'm pretty positive this exact question is what started it in the first place
No.46452
Anonymous
Image:172741019952.png(384kB, 1149x750)pathetic.png
>>46450
No.46453
Anonymous
>>46451
I don't know about any of that but I do know that probably 70% of the 'what if' or 'how would (character) react?' questions are done by the same guy who is allergic to writing and constantly reposts the same stuff
No.46454
Anonymous
Replies:>>46458
>>46451
>"Every anon I hate is the same!!!"
Take your meds jesus christ
No.46455
Anonymous
>>46451 (me)
And even if it's not the same question it follows the same prompt as all the other ones he repeats in every single /co/ thread, it always goes something like this
>How would [CHARACTER] react if [TESSA RELATED SCENARIO]
No.46456
Anonymous
Replies:>>46461
>>46451
>Oogis
Oh. You're that guy.
No.46457
Anonymous
N drinking milk and then going honk mimimimimimimi
No.46458
Anonymous
Replies:>>46460>>46487
>>46454
No, I'm pretty positive it's 100% him. Since the question follows the same exact format. I didn't really care about him until he did that, I found him to be annoying, but now he's plainly malicious
No.46459
Anonymous
Replies:>>46462
>>46447
Then did you make this?
No.46460
Anonymous
>>46458
Don't start again
No.46461
Anonymous
Replies:>>46465
>>46456
Thanks for confirming that you're the guy who literally derailed the thread and caused a massive issue with that one line! I'm not sure why you keep accusing people who call you out for "being evil Oogischizo" or some bullshit, but go back. We don't want your negativity or whatever bullshit here
No.46462
Anonymous
Replies:>>46485
Image:172741053441.png(1.45MB, 2000x2000)154.png
>>46459
Not my artstyle m8
No.46463
Anonymous
N snacking on flushable wipes
No.46464
Anonymous
>>46447
what the hell is wrong with you, amyanon? why are you going after lesser oc’s? what’s next? you’re gonna commission elf ENF art? negev exhibitionism? jo’ faucet public use toilet?
No.46465
Anonymous
Replies:>>46468>>46469
>>46461
I am not, I just find gatekeeping what people can post is fucking annoying. Just ignore it Jesus Christ
No.46467
Anonymous
Replies:>>46470
I’M EVILOOGI SCHIZO. I’M THE MAN THAT GOES “OOOOOOO!”
No.46468
Anonymous
Replies:>>46473
>>46465
I don't hate Oogis, what I hate is people who derail the threads with them purposely and then threaten to continue to do so, admiting that they're not posting Oogis because thdy enjoy them but to purposely cause issues unless shitdick or whatever apologizes to them.
No.46469
Anonymous
Image:172741076317.gif(876kB, 640x640)icegif-1073.gif
>>46465
Wait until he realizes like 70% of the stuff that is posted in Murder Drones threads are reposts
No.46470
Anonymous
>>46467
OOOOOOOOOO!
No.46471
Anonymous
Replies:>>46475
Image:172741081414.jpg(771kB, 3953x3119)1726283444719462.jpg
IT'S UP
LET ME INyoutube thumb
No.46472
Anonymous
Replies:>>46476>>46477
Hide the posts if you’re that annoyed, god damn
No.46473
Anonymous
>>46468
>what I hate is people who derail the threads
If you hate derailing so much don't cause arguments plain and simple.
No.46474
Anonymous
Image:172741087556.jpg(319kB, 1200x854)GX9n6iSaUAEZ1OC.jpg
No.46475
Anonymous
Image:172741089123.png(1.19MB, 1641x933)teacher.png
>>46471
It's alright
No.46476
Anonymous
Replies:>>46481
>>46472
If you don’t respond, the oogispammers WIN. we are at WAR, anon. they can’t take these threads from us!
No.46477
Anonymous
Replies:>>46480
>>46472
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/145612124/#q145621478
It's kinda hard when shit like this happens because someone spergs out. Look, all I want is this not to happen again an entire thread got ruined because what? An Anon that could've been easily ignored said something mean?
No.46478
Anonymous
>>46311
Hot
No.46480
Anonymous
Replies:>>46482
>>46477
That was you wasn't it?
No.46481
Anonymous
>>46476
Time to post ooogs for days
No.46482
Anonymous
Replies:>>46484
>>46480
No Anon, that was not me. I was the other guy who called them out previously for making a literal threat
No.46483
Anonymous
Image:172741115922.jpg(50kB, 930x887)IMG_3959.jpeg
>>46438
>The video stops on the captured Laborer’s screen as a little giggle is heard.
>”Ehehe~ So the old one is a special little scrap heap, isn’t she~? And here I thought she was only a big nerd with a bigger lore book. Hmm, a bot with anti-Solver abilities. I could use that…”
>J0y then grabs the Laborer’s head as her infection spreads almost instantly. The Laborer shakes and spasms as their systems react critical failure before the back of their head blows out and they shut off, dead.
>”I could VERY much use that…ehehe~”
>J0y then tossed the corpse aside, Wattdigos waiting in the darkness then leaped on the body, tearing apart and cannibalizing it for wires and electronics…
No.46484
Anonymous
Replies:>>46486>>46488
>>46482
>who called them out previously for making a literal threat
Which was?
No.46485
Anonymous
>>46462
shanxi type 17 and 7.63 mauser C96 look very similar
No.46486
Anonymous
>>46484
remember that thing that happened with lebanon? yeah.
No.46487
Anonymous
Replies:>>46492
>>46458
Didn't he proved that he and the Oogi guy aren't the same?

https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/145612124/#145621242
No.46488
Anonymous
Replies:>>46490
Image:172741132107.png(38kB, 696x492)d2dbbf6358b04db14c70e605dd6bdd4e.png
>>46484
The "threat" was in the desu link I just posted. Look, I don't want to drag this on endlessly or cause any issues, but basically all I want to say specifically to that Anon is, if you can't control yourself then get the Hell out. Now I'm sorry for bringing up an old issue
No.46489
Anonymous
Replies:>>46491>>46492>>46513
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
CAN WE JUST LET OTHER PEOPLE BE AUTISTIC?
No.46490
Anonymous
Replies:>>46493
>>46488
That is what scared you? ffs get off the internet kid
No.46491
Anonymous
>>46489
we got to kill them with bullets to their heads
No.46492
Anonymous
Replies:>>46495>>46496
>>46487
No that's a different guy who was responding to the Oogi images that were maliciously being spammed. That was essentially an attempt at a misdirection. But we're getting off-topic and I apologize for that.
>>46489
If that autism includes destroying an entire thread then no. No we can't
No.46493
Anonymous
>>46490
No Anon I was not scared that Mr. Oogi Boogi man was coming to get me. I was just upset that we lost a thread due to that bullshit and I don't want that bullshit to happen again
No.46495
Anonymous
Image:172741151678.jpg(122kB, 961x1024)172600341005.jpg
>>46492
grow up lmao
No.46496
Anonymous
Replies:>>46497
>>46492
>If that autism includes destroying an entire thread then no. No we can't
Don't provoke him, the whole thing started because one anon tried to control who could post what.
No.46497
Anonymous
>>46496
Fair. It just really upsets me that we now have to deal with what is possibly a literal child who at any moment could snap
No.46498
Anonymous
Replies:>>46511>>46569
Image:172741183646.png(239kB, 1611x588)JCJenson.png
Do you think Drones were sold in Grocery stories with a buy one get one free discount kinda deal? Or was it more like a car dealership?
No.46499
Anonymous
Replies:>>46501
Image:172741201755.png(41kB, 1368x1292)CONE.png
hey you guys wanna talk about my internecion cube oc?
No.46500
Anonymous
Replies:>>46504>>46505>>46515
Image:172741202958.png(76kB, 767x688)c2c39093ce588fe282ebc61a84f5bb56.png
If you’re fucked up in the club on a Thursday night, let me hear you say “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
No.46501
Anonymous
Replies:>>46503>>46507
>>46499
Triangle
No.46502
Anonymous
>>46435
I'm listening.
No.46503
Anonymous
Replies:>>46506
>>46501
it says cone right fucking there
No.46504
Anonymous
Replies:>>46510
>>46500
Yeah I'm fucked up! No literally, I feel like shit, my back hurts, I'm scared of my future, and my tummy hurts :( Oooo....
No.46505
Anonymous
>>46500
I'm fucked up at my house nigga
No.46506
Anonymous
>>46503
Hehe, Rectangle
No.46507
Anonymous
Replies:>>46508>>46509
Image:172741229850.gif(1.50MB, 497x497)elf pyramid.gif
>>46501
perchance
No.46508
Anonymous
>>46507
how...
No.46509
Anonymous
>>46507
I want to shove it inside me
No.46510
Anonymous
Replies:>>46514
>>46504
im sorry anon
No.46511
Anonymous
Replies:>>46516>>46518
>>46498
How expensive are the drones specifically?
No.46512
Anonymous
Replies:>>46517
>elf
>doesn't make cookies in a tree or build toys for santa
>doesn't even have knife ears
No.46513
Anonymous
>>46489
No.
No.46514
Anonymous
Image:172741268236.png(241kB, 713x676)mimi cowboy .png
>>46510
I’m not
No.46515
Anonymous
>>46500
I'm fucked up in the bad way :(
No.46516
Anonymous
Replies:>>46534
>>46511
I imagine that at most a Drone would probably be $300
No.46517
Anonymous
Replies:>>46523
Image:172741292943.png(807kB, 562x750)sorrowful land.png
>>46512
why is she called elf in the fire place if she isn’t a elf
No.46518
Anonymous
>>46511
Free if you're quick enough
No.46519
Anonymous
Replies:>>46520>>46522>>46540
Tell me your best Murder Drones related pick up lines, I'll start:
>Hey girl, wanna head over to my place? I'll show you my Murder Drones OC afterwards if you're lucky.
No.46520
Anonymous
Replies:>>46521
>>46519
imagine going to meet a chick for a date and its izz
No.46521
Anonymous
Replies:>>46524>>46571
>>46520
I'd kill myself if I ever met any of you in real life
No.46522
Anonymous
>>46519
>"Let me in, eager beaver."
>Gets pepper sprayed
No.46523
Anonymous
Image:172741338381.png(702kB, 884x1440)arar.png
>>46517
Her name is a reference to another robot girl from a different series
No.46524
Anonymous
Replies:>>46525
>>46521
rude >:(
No.46525
Anonymous
>>46524
true >:)
No.46526
Anonymous
Replies:>>46527>>46528
Image:172741346649.jpg(91kB, 1280x720)1700898228622.jpg
>>46314
this shot reminds me of that painting
No.46527
Anonymous
Replies:>>46529>>46917
>>46526
You just know that somewhere in some fucked up and weird alternate universe that George Washington and N switched places
No.46528
Anonymous
>>46526
not enough are on the boat
No.46529
Anonymous
Replies:>>46531>>46533
>>46527
As in, like, drones being humans?
Or just George Washington?
No.46531
Anonymous
Replies:>>46537
>>46529
just george washington, funnier that way
No.46532
Anonymous
Replies:>>46535>>46538>>46543
>>46408
>>46402
Harper isn't a humanfucker
No.46533
Anonymous
Replies:>>46537>>46539
>>46529
George Washington. Everything is the exact same but George Washington is a fictional character and also in N's place
No.46534
Anonymous
>>46516
Wow! That is cheap
No.46535
Anonymous
Replies:>>46560
>>46532
source?
No.46536
Anonymous
Replies:>>46546>>46575
Image:172741378194.jpg(266kB, 2032x1980)Spoiler image
>>46435
No.46537
Anonymous
Replies:>>46541>>46542>>46544>>46549>>46552
>>46531
>>46533
How would that even be rationalized through a "real" perspective? Like this weirdly optimistic Robot showed up and became the first president of the most powerful nation today, and nobody questions it.
Would history just roll with it or would there be a huge collective "wtf" regarding something so impossible
Is N still alive because he's not organic, and would he tell stories of crossing the Delaware and meeting every president of the US?
Does glitch sell Washington plushies?
No.46538
Anonymous
Replies:>>46560
>>46532
shut it, defective toaster
No.46539
Anonymous
>>46533
>TFW Beretta is George Washington's daughter
No.46540
Anonymous
>>46519
>YOU DON'T KNOW ME AND I HATE YOU! [runs off bawling]
No.46541
Anonymous
>>46537
Yes. The answer is yes. Do not question America's Death Machine Robot 1st President
No.46542
Anonymous
Replies:>>46545>>46555
>>46537
N doesnt know how democracy works so america becomes a dictatorship ruled by a eternal emporer
No.46543
Anonymous
Replies:>>46560
>>46532
Agreed
No.46544
Anonymous
>>46537
>SCP-2776-J
No.46545
Anonymous
Replies:>>46547
Image:172741416893.png(1MB, 821x564)democracy will never be defeated.png
>>46542
>democracy
No.46546
Anonymous
Replies:>>46548
>>46536
>Anon looked into Emily's art folder
No.46547
Anonymous
Replies:>>46551>>46553
>>46545
itd be more like the emperor of mankind if he was a cute robot with child like innocence
No.46548
Anonymous
>>46546
I’m disappointed, she should have called it the homework folder, nobody checks there
No.46549
Anonymous
Replies:>>46558>>46564
>>46537
>Anon couldn't believe his luck
>As part of the Worker Defense Force he had been tasked with maintaining a watch on the main doors.
>But it seemed like luck wasn't on his side today
>The Disassembly Drones had breached, and rather than fight them, he had done the smart thing and run deep into the bowels of Copper 9
>He had nearly made it to one of the smaller safety rooms before something got in his way
>"George Washington," thought Anon
>The 6'2 powdered wig man approached him, and he knew that he had met his end
No.46550
Anonymous
Image:172741435548.gif(270kB, 800x596)1726177917660491.gif
elfanon they did something on the booru
No.46551
Anonymous
>>46547
>cute robot with child like innocence
and is also a child
No.46552
Anonymous
Replies:>>46562>>46578
>>46537
The thought of a femanon posting
>George Washington cuddling with you
unironically is hilarious
No.46553
Anonymous
>>46547
that’s called a man child, but who cares anymore, clearly not (you)
No.46554
Anonymous
>HELLO, BIG BROTHER GEORGE [GIGGLE]
No.46555
Anonymous
Replies:>>46559
>>46542
>”And for my 100th consecutive re-election, I’ll give every individual citizen in this nation 100 puppies!”
No.46557
Anonymous
Replies:>>46567>>46591
fun fact: abraham lincoln was a pro wrestler in his days
No.46558
Anonymous
>>46549
KEK
No.46559
Anonymous
>>46555
finally the homeless can eat again
No.46560
Anonymous
Replies:>>46586
>>46535
>>46538
>>46543
She never shows any interest in a human beyond her confidential friendship with her boss.
Besides she already tried romance before and that didn't turn out well
No.46561
Anonymous
>Thread Theme
George Washingtonyoutube thumb
No.46562
Anonymous
Replies:>>46570
>>46552
>Feeling George Washington's heart beat
No.46563
Anonymous
Replies:>>46592
George Washington being in N's place also implies that the man survived re-entry into Copper-9's atmosphere
No.46564
Anonymous
Image:172741487246.png(10kB, 224x301)6478449d6267422f177cc9aedfb7fe78.png
>>46549
>2024
>Drone President for Life N is on tv being interviewed
>some activist starts yelling about how N used to own slaves back at Mount Vernon
>N just starts salivating and talking about all the things he used to do to his slaves and to Martha Washington's milf ass before N's handlers drag him off stage for his daily ice cream eating photo op
No.46566
Anonymous
Benedict Arnold has also swapped placed with J, just because the man's traitous tendencies cannot be contained
No.46567
Anonymous
Replies:>>46627
>>46557
He so based
No.46568
Anonymous
Replies:>>46572
Image:172741511774.png(1.78MB, 1727x3072)Uzi Murder Drones.png
I can't believe George Washington gets to FUCK this every single day
No.46569
Anonymous
>>46498
If we're talking canon, probably like a car dealership or a phone store.
No.46570
Anonymous
>>46562
>Seeing George Washington’s organs
No.46571
Anonymous
>>46521
You've already met me though, anon.
No.46572
Anonymous
Replies:>>46576
>>46568
You’re telling me old George gave up V’s fatass for this gremlin???
No.46573
Anonymous
Replies:>>46574
>abraham lincoln x george washington
No.46574
Anonymous
>>46573
who does the former replace in this instance?
No.46575
Anonymous
>>46536
I need drones bouncing on my dick, not the other way around.
No.46576
Anonymous
>>46572
Wouldn't you?
No.46577
Anonymous
Replies:>>46579
Image:172741539737.png(900kB, 1668x1559)112500507450.png
President N once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of nanite acid. At a party.
No.46578
Anonymous
>>46552
>reaching into George Washington's tummy to get the rocks out
No.46579
Anonymous
Replies:>>46580
>>46577
Weighs a fucking ton
No.46580
Anonymous
>>46579
>On a Sentinel made of crystal he patrolled the land
No.46581
Anonymous
Image:172741570846.png(722kB, 528x750)let the hunt begin .png
it’s common knowledge that good old abraham lincoln was known for engaging in a spot of vampire killing from time to time, they wouldn’t have made a movie out of it otherwise
No.46582
Anonymous
This is by far the weirdest direction a thread has gone.
I love it
No.46583
Anonymous
Replies:>>46599
Image:172741590436.png(172kB, 592x485)172676894162.png
>sue me if I go too fast
>but the sons of his opponents wish that he was their dad
>got a wig for his wig
>got a brain for his heart
>he'll kick you apart
>he'll kick you apart!
>ooh!
No.46584
Anonymous
Replies:>>46585>>46587>>46588
>Ivory kabedons you against the wall
wat do, anon?
No.46585
Anonymous
>>46584
Commit to a reversal and princess carry her, duh.
No.46586
Anonymous
>>46560
Lies
No.46587
Anonymous
Image:172741639070.png(441kB, 627x373)stars are flying high.png
>>46584
>”the journey will be rife with peril I'm afraid, you’ll cross farmer smith's cornfield and make your way up greenleaf hill, ford your way across quickrun creek and make for the horse path, when the pines thin out, you need to make your way along the edge of arlington, watch out for redcoats, they have a garrison there, the building across from the fish market is the library, look for the old clock tower”
No.46588
Anonymous
>>46584
Cry
No.46589
Anonymous
>"Here comes N in control, women dug his snuff and gallant stroll."
No.46590
Anonymous
>george washington and vilgax fought in 1773, vilgax ran alway like a coward
>reason why george washington had wooden teeth was because of a bill cipher, still didn’t stop the president
this man is literally made to be a badass
No.46591
Anonymous
Image:172741711691.jpg(846kB, 957x1400)honest Abe about to give you the emancipation smackdown.jpg
>>46557
No.46592
Anonymous
Image:172741752075.png(1.40MB, 1023x652)for democracy.png
>>46563
george washington can tank it
No.46593
Anonymous
Replies:>>46594>>46597>>46601
Image:172741766379.png(90kB, 406x308)would you say that someone who had every intention to be brave was a coward.png
Instead of working on my green I made this crappy funpost
1 free drone coupon to the one guy here who gets this image
No.46594
Anonymous
Replies:>>46596
>>46593
I feel like I should get this but I don't
No.46595
Anonymous
Replies:>>46620
>>46393
Either way this fucking image will haunt be because I'm not sure who even comissioned this fetish stuff with Switch.
No.46596
Anonymous
Image:172741805662.png(141kB, 363x367)1709171077720875.png
>>46594
>nta
It's fine, this breed of 'tism isn't for everyone.
No.46597
Anonymous
Replies:>>46598
>>46593
Library of Ruina
No.46598
Anonymous
>>46597
You don't get the free drone coupon because the Zenaposter was first
No.46599
Anonymous
>>46583
I LOVE THIS i screenshotted it
No.46600
Anonymous
Replies:>>46602>>46603
Wait more shit I realized. George Washington would have to be hundreds of years old and also for some odd reason he was hanging around Elliot Manor and no one questioned it
No.46601
Anonymous
Replies:>>46608
>>46593
cyn as binah plez
No.46602
Anonymous
>>46600
Would you question why George Washington was in your house? Exactly
No.46603
Anonymous
Replies:>>46604
>>46600
>Tessa just found George Washington in the dump for some odd reason and decided to bring him back home
No.46604
Anonymous
Replies:>>46605
>>46603
>He wasn't hurt or anything, he was just standing there with visible confusion on his face.
No.46605
Anonymous
Replies:>>46606>>46607>>46610>>46611>>46615
>>46604
>James congratulates his daughter for finding a human suitor, but disparages Washington for being a filthy continental
No.46606
Anonymous
>>46605
>All the while, George is confused. Not because he's a thousand years in the future, moreso that he's in an Australian manor that's also in a swamp for some reason.
No.46607
Anonymous
>>46605
>When Cyn arrived the Gala had already been massacred
>From what she could tell, they had all been kicked apart
No.46608
Anonymous
Video:172741999255.webm(249kB / 0:00:02 / V_VP9, 1014x720)1680415599082247.webm
>>46601
Sorry anon, but I can only do incredibly basic mspaint stuff
No.46610
Anonymous
>>46605
them some fighting words james, are you certain you want to insult a man who ended a alien invasion with only a musket?
No.46611
Anonymous
Replies:>>46615
>>46605
>James tries to talk nasty about ol' George in front of him, but Washington's mortifying gaze caused James to freeze then walk away, harumphing all the while.
No.46612
Anonymous
Replies:>>46613>>46614
What is George Washington's heart rate?
No.46613
Anonymous
>>46612
1776/80
No.46614
Anonymous
Replies:>>46677
>>46612
State secret.
No.46615
Anonymous
>>46605
>>46611
james isn’t even a real fancy man, just talking and cosplaying like one, how fucking pathetic! unlike gorge washington, now that man is the real deal
No.46616
Anonymous
Replies:>>46617>>46618>>46619
Fellas, I have some unfortunate news
After minutes of self-reflection, I have decided to not make my OC thick.
No further statements will be made
No.46617
Anonymous
>>46616
at least it’s going to be thicc
No.46618
Anonymous
>>46616
Craven
No.46619
Anonymous
>>46616
It's...over
No.46620
Anonymous
Replies:>>46621
>>46595
it was me
my name is anonymous
No.46621
Anonymous
Image:172742149592.png(459kB, 679x350)kaboom.png
>>46620
No.46622
Anonymous
Replies:>>46623>>46624>>46625>>46626>>46677>>46682
Image:172742180078.png(1.03MB, 3352x3357)Untitled1141_20240927032230.png
cuddling on the couch with george washington and he falls asleep on your shoulder…
No.46623
Anonymous
>>46622
Kek
No.46624
Anonymous
>>46622
BASED
No.46625
Anonymous
>>46622
Holy shit
No.46626
Anonymous
>>46622
This is victory.
No.46627
Anonymous
>>46567
as always
No.46628
Anynomous
I love my George
No.46629
Anonymous
>>46277
please don't do that
No.46630
Anonymous
Replies:>>46631
guys, my george washington snuck out at night and ate a bunch of gravel from the road, and it made him really sick and lethargic, and my mom says we’re gonna have to put him down if he doesn’t get better tomorrow
No.46631
Anynomous
>>46630
He should pass it soon enough, George Washington's are tough little critters.
No.46632
Anonymous
Replies:>>46635>>46639
Image:172742525320.jpg(59kB, 852x312)Screenshot_2024-09-27-09-41-19-037_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
Bros ...
No.46633
Anonymous
>>46415
It's the jews...
No.46634
Anonymous
Image:172742560492.png(430kB, 1248x1080)1702278117655157.png
>>46352
I love that frame so incredibly much it's unreal
No.46635
Anonymous
Replies:>>46636
>>46632
...So I've been wanting to stick my willy in a corpse this whole time??
No.46636
Anonymous
Image:172742610690.png(491kB, 505x681)space is for spacecraft .png
>>46635
always have been
No.46637
Anonymous
Replies:>>46638
Goodnight, dronies
No.46638
Anonymous
>>46637
Good night, my friend.
No.46639
Anonymous
>>46632
>according to the wiki
Ha. Ha. Every time.
No.46640
Anonymous
Replies:>>46641>>46642>>46667
Image:172742865968.jpg(390kB, 1500x2998)IMG_20240927_171640.jpg
Idk found this porn of the phone lady in the gala
No.46641
Anonymous
Replies:>>46642
Image:172742867409.jpg(660kB, 1500x2998)IMG_20240927_171627.jpg
>>46640
No.46642
Anonymous
Replies:>>46643
>>46640
>>46641
Shadow people… erotic
No.46643
Anonymous
Image:172742963706.jpg(2kB, 104x125)1724732988154516s.jpg
>>46642
I love shadow people
No.46644
Anonymous
Replies:>>46645
>Fun Nightly OC Facts: If Stone were to encounter a Sentinel Drones, he would be in a constant state of stress around them.
No.46645
Anonymous
Replies:>>46646
>>46644
What about regular sentinels?
No.46646
Anonymous
Replies:>>46647
>>46645
He would try and pet it and/or pick it up
No.46647
Anonymous
Replies:>>46648
>>46646
Based
No.46648
Anonymous
>>46647
>Sentinel Drones: A recreation of my old foe has come back to haunt me with a new color scheme. They claim they're only dangerous to DDs, but I can't trust them. Not after Earth.
>Sentinel: Puppy :)
No.46649
Anonymous
>>46311
The Switch/Y BDSM saga continues
No.46650
Anonymous
Replies:>>46652
>>46270
we should like, kill femdrone, yo
No.46651
Anonymous
Replies:>>46653
Do you guys think the dead DDs in the labs came in squads of three like N's team? What are your thoughts on solo, duos, or even a squad of four DDs from the angle of writing a fanfic?
No.46652
Anonymous
Image:172743690888.gif(1.30MB, 374x374)team-fortress-2-spy.gif
>>46650
No.46653
Anonymous
Replies:>>46661>>46665
>>46651
How many were there, again? I don't remember off the top of my head.
No.46654
Anonymous
Replies:>>46655>>46683>>46827>>47161
Image:172743765104.png(332kB, 2000x3000)President N.png
Official portrait of Serial Designation N, president of the United States and Colonies of America circa 3098.
No.46655
Anonymous
Replies:>>46657>>46658
>>46654
#NotMyPresident

N MUST BE IMPEACHED!
No.46656
ReadingRainbowRetriever
Replies:>>46674
Image:172743872443.png(255kB, 375x400)ReadingRainbowRetriever.png
If I was to write a season 2 fanfic, pulling from the thread's creations, what OCs and planets would you want to see on the roadtrip?
No.46657
Anonymous
Replies:>>46659>>46696
Image:172743902219.jpg(281kB, 2361x3132)171570529470.jpg
>>46655
>Another Oogicrat wants to assassinate N
The Numberdrones must be behind this
No.46658
Anonymous
>>46655
N-peached
No.46659
Anonymous
Replies:>>46660
>>46657
Bugretta won chudbot, N rigged the election with puppies
No.46660
Anonymous
>>46659
Yes, yes Bugretta and her electorate consisting 90% out of pests that can't vote and 10% out of illegally imported labour bots
No.46661
Anonymous
Replies:>>46665
>>46653
Something like 24, maybe more? I remember a pic from the threads that counted the dead DDs but I don't have it forgot to save it because I'm an idiot
No.46662
Anonymous
Replies:>>46663
What was Megumi like again? I just got Anon and Megumi on the wheel but I have no idea what she's like so that I can write a greentext with her and Anon.
No.46663
Anonymous
Replies:>>46664
Image:172744024818.png(1.54MB, 2508x1422)870.png
>>46662
No.46664
Anonymous
>>46663
Also small retcon, the age stated in that image isn't true anymore.
No.46665
Anonymous
>>46653
>>46661
I remember someone counting all we see in the episode 6 trailer together wirmth those from the episode and having either 32 or 36, didn't save it tho
No.46666
Anonymous
Image:172744143800.jpg(309kB, 1808x1080)IMG_20240927_144455.jpg
Just rewatched the zombiedrones tape, and noticed 3020 mentioned, likely the year the data's from, which would show us earth got destroyed 3020 at the earliesr
No.46667
Anonymous
>>46640
>great googly moogly

I love that phrase.
No.46668
Anonymous
Replies:>>46669>>46670>>46671>>46672
Image:172744263053.png(11.71MB, 3300x3255)TwinkBotFindsOldbots1.png
They got reactivated in a museum
No.46669
Anonymous
Replies:>>46670>>46671>>46672
Image:172744273754.png(11.60MB, 3300x3255)TwinkBotFindsOldbots2.png
>>46668
No.46670
Anonymous
>>46668
>>46669
Lucky N.
Wish I was in his place.
No.46671
Anonymous
>>46668
>>46669
VERY nice. The lighting here is impeccable, as are the poses. Who knew Blu Mimis could be very assertive...
No.46672
Anonymous
Replies:>>46679
Image:172744344102.jpg(88kB, 1024x674)download (19).jpeg
>>46668
>>46669
You should do the J-like teleporter next
No.46673
Anonymous
Replies:>>46680
Video:172744412252.mp4(703kB / 0:00:34 / avc1, 370x350)VmnMTAuWeFhiyziD.mp4
No.46674
Anonymous
>>46656
I don't know, anon. I like to read any kind of greentext. Though, I'd like to see more greentext with Series Designation K, I really like how she looks.
No.46675
Anonymous
Replies:>>46681>>46726
What would an interaction between the characters and their oogi versions look like?
No.46676
Anonymous
Image:172744509170.gif(1.07MB, 811x627)Thalia.gif
Thad doing this
No.46677
Anonymous
>>46622
>>46614
>snuggling on the couch with george washington
>putting your ear against his broad, manly chest
>listening to his heartbeat
>he looks down at you, tears in his eyes
>"I'm sorry, you shouldn't have heard that. My heartbeat is a state secret."
>his big, strong hands grab the sides of your head and he twists
No.46678
Anonymous
George Washington is the best thread OC
No.46679
Anonymous
>>46672
yeah I should.
No.46680
Anonymous
>>46673
Kek that fhcking vid everytime
No.46681
Anonymous
Replies:>>46689
>>46675
>Uzi
Irritation at their stupidity
>Beretta
Utter bewilderment
>N
The joy one feels upon seeing a puppy
>Thad
Fistbump
>Lizzy
Mutual "Ew"
No.46682
Anonymous
Replies:>>46685
>>46622
this implies femanon is 6'2
No.46683
Anonymous
Replies:>>46688
>>46654
inacurate.
he wears golden armor with a burger king crown he got eating at burger king alot.
No.46684
Anonymous
Replies:>>46686
Harper Kissies
No.46685
Anonymous
Replies:>>46687
>>46682
hot
No.46686
Anonymous
Replies:>>46693
>>46684
>Harper will never pick you up and give you lots you smooches on the cheeks while telling you how cute you are
………
bros…….
No.46687
Anonymous
>>46685
George is a lucky man
No.46688
Anonymous
>>46683
Burger King crown
No.46689
Anonymous
>>46681
What about Doll and Cyn?
No.46690
Anonymous
Replies:>>46691
reminder that N's favorite color is pink
No.46691
Anonymous
>>46690
He likes pink. And that's coming from the Solver. Will you trust the Solver in regards to this matter? He might like more than one color. He might even keep his favorite color only for his emo GF to know. We'll never know the truth because we can't ever be his GF sadly
No.46692
Anonymous
Replies:>>46694>>46695
Nothing ever happens
No.46693
Anonymous
>>46686
Only if you’re a Drone
No.46694
Anonymous
>>46692
Agreed
No.46695
Anonymous
>>46692
>t. Blondi when posting hyperborea edits on jcJitter all day doesn’t save Evropa
No.46696
Anonymous
Replies:>>46700
>>46657
The N-publicans have ruined the threads and lets not forget the controversies N is involved in. HE MUST BE IMPEACHED AT ALL COSTS!
No.46697
Anonymous
Replies:>>46702
fucking Cyber-election tourists
This isn’t space-/pol/, go back
No.46698
Anonymous
Replies:>>46699
Drones?
No.46699
Anonymous
Image:172745422659.jpg(372kB, 1271x1351)IMG_7814.jpeg
>>46698
ja
No.46700
Anonymous
Replies:>>46701
>>46696
Stfu heretic. GLORY BE TO THE EMPERAH!
No.46701
Anonymous
Replies:>>46703
>>46700
least zealous BOXON employee
No.46702
Anonymous
>>46697
Thank you shabbos goyin for defending number drones.
No.46703
Anonymous
>>46701
>emperor N started BOXON
it all makes sense now....
No.46704
Anonymous
Replies:>>46705>>46710
Is uzi a jew?
No.46705
Anonymous
Replies:>>46707>>46708>>46710
>>46704
Yes.
Khazar milkers...
No.46706
Anonymous
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Dumb Idea I had

What if Cynessa was a "bad" fusion, aka the Solver controlling both Cyn and Tessa. And there is a "good" fusion where Cyn and Tessa are still fused, but alive and are controlling the Solver?
No.46707
Anonymous
Replies:>>46709
>>46705
Ackshually, genetic tests of Ashkenazi Jews have shown that a large share of their male line DNA, and the majority of their female line DNA, originated in Italy. The "Khazar milkers" are in fact fraudulently relabled Italian milkers, not authentic products of the Pontic Steppe.
No.46708
Anonymous
>>46705
The president’s compromised….
It’s over…..
No.46709
Anonymous
Replies:>>46713
>>46707
>t. number drone
No.46710
Anonymous
Replies:>>46711
>>46704
>>46705
>Uzi makes you drink her nanites GLUG GLUG style.
>Slowly you start turning jewish.
>Your nose gets longer.
>Your knowledge of banking and finances expands exponentially.
>You have an interest in hebrew holidays and traditions.
>You start hating both the christians and muslims.
No.46711
Anonymous
Replies:>>46712
>>46710
People have written a lot of scary stuff in this community

But Jesus Christ anon
No.46712
Anonymous
Replies:>>46715
>>46711
Don't you wanna become one of the chosen drones?
No.46713
Anonymous
>>46709
If I were a Jew I'd be swearing up and down that the majority of Jews are racially pure descendants of the ancient Hebrews who the whole of Eretz Yisrael rightfully and exclusively belongs to, and definitely not the descendants of a pre-Christian diaspora muttified by local converts.
No.46714
Anonymous
Replies:>>46720>>47165
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>Uzi uses her solver powers to directly attack J's credit score
No.46715
Anonymous
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>>46712
no, let them rats bastard die
No.46716
Anonymous
Replies:>>46717>>46719
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I'm tired of all the Oogi greens
We need more Boogi greens
No.46717
Anonymous
>>46716
your just over all tired
No.46718
Anonymous
Replies:>>46722>>46723>>46724>>46725>>46875
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>>45774
>>45503
Finished Human Y(vvone)
I tried my best but i still feel like my sketch is better than my rendering. Oddly enough my rendering skills shot to 300% when i was rendering her torso and body but instantly fell back into a ditch when i tried to do her face as well. The realistic body kinda looks creepy to me compared to everything else lmao. View the Alts at your own risk
>Alts
https://files.catbox.moe/vyljbu.png
https://files.catbox.moe/1vbm4a.png

Anyway back to stewing in dissatisfaction and waiting for another brainworm to come bite
No.46719
Anonymous
>>46716
No we need Tacos made out of Bugrettas
No.46720
Anonymous
>>46714
BRO WHAT FUCK .YOU WANT J SUFFER A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH
No.46721
Anonymous
What if Tessa accidentally summoned the AS through her weird occult shit?
No.46722
Anonymous
>>46718
>no white hair
Ew
No.46723
Anonymous
>>46718
Amazing, simply amazing.
No.46724
Anonymous
>>46718
I love it
No.46725
Anonymous
>>46718
noice
No.46726
Anonymous
>>46675
>>43004
No.46727
Anonymous
Replies:>>46728>>46729>>46730
IT’S HERE
>CG5 × CYN - LET ME IN (Murder Drones Song Animation)youtube thumb
No.46728
Anonymous
>>46727
Damn
No.46729
Anonymous
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>>46727
>”now that the animation is done, when does the music start?”
No.46730
Anonymous
>>46727
This sucks
No.46731
Anonymous
Replies:>>46732>>46733>>46734>>46735>>46737
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Why would Jane do this
No.46732
Anonymous
>>46731
Because Jane is a homewrecker
No.46733
Anonymous
>>46731
Couldn’t resist Anon huge [no picture available]
No.46734
Anonymous
>>46731
Sorry drones this is human fucker land now
No.46735
Anonymous
Replies:>>46736
>>46731
Anon is obviously the victim here, Jane's putrid stench must have knocked him out and after that she did unspeakable things to his unconscious body, mostly the crotch area
No.46736
Anonymous
>>46735
Oh don’t act like anon wouldn’t love that
No.46737
Anonymous
Replies:>>46739>>46743
>>46731
Wish we had more human porn
I would also accept Rat Jane porn
No.46738
Anonymous
>Fun Daily Canon Facts: George Washington claimed to have been visited by a talking crow from the future, historians are still befuddled at what this means
No.46739
Anonymous
Replies:>>46749
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>>46737
>robot fucker is actually a human fucker
pathetic
No.46740
Anonymous
Replies:>>46742>>46752
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Doll wiskfully balling request
No.46741
Anonymous
Replies:>>46742>>46752
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MEdited version to make her more opaque
No.46742
Anonymous
>>46740
>>46741
It looks cool.
No.46743
Anonymous
Replies:>>46745
>>46737
>not tetramand Jane porn
anon…
No.46744
Anonymous
Replies:>>46746>>46747>>46748
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she silly’d your clothes
No.46745
Anonymous
>>46743
Rat Jane is cuter and sexier
No.46746
Anonymous
Replies:>>46757
>>46744
>she gives you new clothes
>its a bunch of bows, miniskirts, and flower shirts
> :3
No.46747
Anonymous
>>46744
if she’s trying to destroy my underwear, jokes on her, I don’t wear any so it’s over
No.46748
Anonymous
>>46744
You could have just asked me to stay naked, Cyn.
No.46749
Anonymous
Replies:>>46750>>46751>>46753>>46755>>46756>>46758>>46759
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>>46739
Drone Jane
Drone Jane
No.46750
Anonymous
>>46749
So pathetic and cute
No.46751
Anonymous
Replies:>>46767
>>46749
the bow..
No.46752
Anonymous
>>46740
>>46741
Damn even death can't stop her from ballin
No.46753
Anonymous
>>46749
OC FACT: Jane was forbidden from being a drone by Cyn, this is because drone!Jane kept winning the annual “most pickupable drone” contest by default
No.46755
Anonymous
>>46749
Aw
No.46756
Anonymous
>>46749
AU where Jane is a worker drone who let the DDs in and got her drone friends killed and is now forced to live with them in constant fear theyll kill her to or sent to go live in other worker drone bases to let DDs / Solver kill them
No.46757
Anonymous
Replies:>>46760
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>>46746
>"Cyn, why and where did you get these?"
>Once again your t-shirts and cargo pants have been replaced with an assortment of cutesy and quite frankly gay bows, miniskirts and flower shirts.
>Your lovely autistic maid smiles ever so earnestly up at you.
>Not a single thing seeming wrong to this worker about the whole situation.
>Heck, the flaming drier was the least of your concerns.
>"From the handsome gentleman over there."
>A finger point ushers your attention over to a suspiciously familiar butler drone waving nonchalantly at the pair of you. Cyn waving back in kind at her 'friend'.
>Then it made sense.
>Cyn had invited her male counterpart over to this universe again.
>Terrible dread ripples down your spine.
>You really, REALLY hope this isn't a tag team.
No.46758
Anonymous
>>46749
Pomni Jane is kinda hot as well
is it possible to make a Jane that isnt fuckable?
No.46759
Anonymous
>>46749
>Drone Jane
>Give her uppies
>She disassociates so hard that she ends up screaming for 6 hours.
No.46760
Anonymous
Replies:>>46761>>46762>>46763>>46765
>>46757
Can these threads stop trying to turn me gay?
First it was E and Everest, then Hunter and Huntress, Thalia, and of course, Cyn and male Cyn.
I will never have sexual relations with male drones.
No.46761
Anonymous
>>46760
>he thinks he has a choice
it’s okay anon, get alllll those complaints out of you system, soon you won’t be able to complain with all the drone boy tongue in your throat
No.46762
Anonymous
Replies:>>46764>>46770
>>46760
dont forget N
No.46763
Anonymous
>>46760
>Trying
>Implying there is a state in which one would be successful.
Is there anything you wish to confess, anon?
No.46764
Anonymous
>>46762
It’s not gay though, I wore V’s wig while he wore J’s, so it was basically straight
Of at least that’s what he told me…
No.46765
Anonymous
>>46760
lol
only good drone is human fucker one
No.46766
Anonymous
Replies:>>46768>>46816
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New pages
https://dronebooru.co/pools/34
No.46767
Anonymous