That's right! Someone not Smilefriend made a main thread! I've decided out of curiosity to number this one, if you hate it feel free not to number the next one. Anyways, talk about Drones, post greens, art; etc.... The Booru: https://dronebooru.co
>>34817 >>34818 >Beretta drags you off to her room to binge watch the entire prequel trilogy of Star Wars. >You have nothing else to do right now, you're talking a well deserved break from helping around the bunker, so you agree. >She's even gotten you a bag of microwave popcorn for you to eat from one of the long-term storages around the bunker. >While you're not really that into Star Wars like her, you get to enjoy moments like these where you cuddle her on her bed and brush her hair as the two of you watch the movies on the wall thanks to a projector.
>>33751 >You moan out from the sensation as she slides down on your shaft. >Jesus you thought her mouth was good? This drone pussy is warmer and tighter than her mouth while at the same time very slick. >”[PLEASURED MOAN]” Cyn says as she arches her back and then looks down at you. >“Feels Good, Doesn’t It? [UP] [DOWN]…” She starts sliding up and down, saying what she’s doing every time. >The way her walls massage around your dick…its inhumanely pleasurable. Not a human, not even a drone, would feel this good. The sensation is out of this world…almost godlike. >Your mind is even blurrier now. You can’t think straight. All you can feel is the pleasure and think only about the pleasure which is turning you on even more. >The way she’s servicing you, moving up and down, is hypnotizing. You can’t take your eyes off her. One spot you’re focused on is her breasts. >The sensible part of your mind is silenced by the primal urge to procreate. If only you could… >You try to bring your head closer to her breasts but with how your body is being held by her tentacles that’s a bit difficult but you keep trying. You fail multiple times until you feel her hand going behind your head and smothering your face in her breasts. >Your primal instincts have taken over and you don’t waste time as you start licking and kissing her skin and exposed polymetal. You feel your hands wrap around her back as you push her closer. She let your hands go? And your legs? You don’t care about that, all you care is satisfying your carnal desires. >You lick all over her breasts as Cyn caresses your head. She’s stopped moving and is now grinding on your lap with your dick still inside her. >Cyn pulls your head away from her chest and then starts giving you the sloppiest of french kisses. >It’s at that moment something snaps in your head and all sensibilities go out the window. You grab Cyn and force her to lay on her back as you loom over her. She looks at you with a shocked expression for a second before changing to one of pure lust. >”Make Me Yours, Anon~.” She says as she wraps her legs around your waist. >Not wishing to delay this further, you go back into the rhythm of pounding the drone wearing the skin of your sister. Your pace is manic as she relishes in the situation. >”I love you, Cyn!” You blurt out as you lay onto her as she wraps her arms around you in an affectionate manner. >”I Love You Too, Anon… [LICK]” She drags her tongue along your neck to your ear, leaving a trail of saliva. >Pressure builds up again in your loins and you feel your dick twitch. You’re close and she could feel that. She presses you into her even more as her arms and legs tighten. >You can’t take it anymore and cum right inside her eldritch pussy. Her walls pulse around your dick as they milk you of every drop of your seed. >Your body finally gives up on you and you go limp. You’re also about the pass out from the exhaustion. You feel yourself getting moved and the softness of your pillow tickles your cheek. >Cyn shuffles onto the pillow as she lays on it and stares right at you with a loving expression, >”Sleep Now, My Love. We Have More Time To Have Fun Tomorrow…” She caresses your other cheek as you black out and sleep overtakes you.
>>34829 They have a symbiostic relationship with the Enns and help eachother to survive out of the wild, so it encourage to get a mini-tessa for your End to be buddies with
i recall some guy calling the outpost-6 guy's writing sucky, so i decided to give it a go with my own take to spice things up >"The enemy is in the outskirts of the city." >Those are the words the 19-year-old Nahk Threshold heard over the speaker that fateful day. >Across the region, worker outposts had been warned, and then ceased to be. >They spoke of the winged demons, who struck from above, and never spoke again. >Those beasts called themselves, the "66th VDV", and carried themselves like the Russian paratroopers of old, but they had none of the honor. >A ferocious posse, they had cut their way across the Northern lands, setting waste to Outpost after Outpost >And they were exceptionally cruel. >Nobody had the strength to face them, they had seemingly won the mind war before it began. >But they had never met Outpost-6. >For though they were a hearty people, strong of character, there was one aspect they had that other Outposts did not. >Faith. >Faith, for they had prayed, >Faith, for they had called in their most desperate moment. >Faith, for they would devote their lives, if only she bless them with victory, and infinite life >They called her the goddess of chance. >She had many names. Danger. Risk. Peril. Entropy. Uncertainty. >If there was a chance they would survive, it was 1%. They prayed to that 1%. >She had never been seen before, but if they all prayed, perhaps she would become real. >As real as a chance of victory. >With faith, Uncertainty had given him, the chosen one, the mandate - the mandate to cut down the demons. >Him, and a hundred men, armed only with tools, small arms, and assorted weapons, against a pack of rampant, fallen angels. >...Perhaps, they would have their fun, in this coming battle. Perhaps they would get some new toys. >How fun it would be to tear the Mosin rifles these Russian masqueraders bore from their arms, as they screamed for mercy? >Mercy? There would be none. >He vowed to cut their guns from their limbs, and put them down all the same. >... >Uncertainty was with them. >It had been told. >They would meet them at the Threshold.
taking an enn, gently laying him on his back on a pillow, and… … …i had something typed about hurting him, but i cannot in good conscience go through with posting it. feels way too morbid and sad. hurting N the guy is one thing, but hurting N the cute tiny creature, i can’t bring myself to do that. …holding his tiny head in my hand and nuzzling my face on him, very softly so as to not squish him too hard
>>34771 >Lizzy wakes up the morning after Doll's funeral >tired, distraught, basically all the emotions she can't let others see >plus angry that that bitch Rachel's still alive >"Нужна сигарета. Где ты спрятала свою?"
>>34852 >In a vengeful rage you pin down The Femanon >The weakened Enn watches from the other side of the room >It's eyes light up with an unknown joy as you stuff a dirty rock down the foul womans throat
>>34853 >Her stomach start to bulge as you manage to shove several pillows down her throat >Her guardian, an N unit attempts to stop you >However you quickly dismantle the machine by slapping him with a refrigerator magnet
>>34854 >After The Femanon regains consciousness, she scrambles out of bed >She finds that her Enn is missing, stolen by you for proper care and shelter >Last of all she finds her N unit in the kitchen >She rushes over, hugging him, only to be shoved off >"W-who are you?", says the N unit now reset to Factory Settings
>Enns similar to Jays and the cousin of the V-cat, Vee, possess a unique regenerative property >If an Enn is forced to flee a battle, they will rip-off their tail to serve as a distraction for their escape >It's worth noting that Enns have good memory and facial recognition, they are able to remember those who hurt them and they are fully capable of vengeance >There are different types of Enns, the most deadly being Arizonan, Australian, and Mexican varieties >These types of Enns are capable of killing a grown man with a single sting >Despite this, your average Enn while not as deadly as it's counterparts is still fully capable of sending you to the hospital >If stung by an Enn, it's recommended that you see a doctor immediately especially if you're on any medications as that can increase your chances of limb loss
>Fun Canon Facts: N is secretly a croatian nationalist and member of the Drone Ustase. He participated in many genodical campaigns against serbian drones when Space Yugoslavia began to fall apart.
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>>34869 >Mexican Enns, natively known as Éns >Are naturally found living in cave systems, they're infamous for sleeping on the walls and ceilings of old mineshafts and tourist locations >Éns are notably shorter than their American counterparts, they also appear to have a strange gap in their two front teeth >Aside from this, their behaviors are almost identical except for the fact they don't appear to have a ""Kid"" stage, instead all Éns are born with a pilot cap and wings, where they eventually create their coat overtime
running and carrying N’s heavy ass into the emergency room because he decided to drain all his bodily fluids into a bucket “to see how much oil he had in him”
>Pilot Uzi now has a golden pistol capable of killing anything with one shot How does the plot change? Does Uzi grow as a character? Does she become worse?
>>34868 Beretta does need to be a little more angsty and emo, if she's going to be the 'real deal' that Uzi wasn't. Not outright an asshole, methinks. Didn't she also have an early interest in Solver powers? As for other emo/angsty thread OCs, maybe Incinerator? I rarely see art of him being happy. Also Wanda's 13. I'd say Bleep but she's more dickish than angsty (granted she's reacting the only way she knows how). Oh, Lily works, I think. I don't know, just thinking of the angsty Thread OCs club for some funny reason.
>>34875 I guess T would count maybe? His greens slowed to a halt and then eventually all together since his creator gave up. The last ones where just weird depressive episodes
>>34876 >The Oogis "consume" the Enns flesh >When you leave the room however the Oogis rescue plan springs into action >Every night they've been sneaking out of their cage, planning for this exact moment that you would give them their prized Enn >When you return after jerking off to baby seal clubbing videos, they're long gone >instead in their place a message spelt out in crayon >"FUCK U >:3"
>>34878 Pretty sure he was banking on someone atleast being interested enough to pick-up the character and maybe fix him. That didn't happen obviously so he had no reason to keep trying
>>34882 >The Oogis hear Enn's tummy start to rumble >They duck into the tall grass for cover, only for Enn to let out a tiny smoke filled burp >It appears Anon forgot he was dealing with unknown forces that rely occasionally on toon force
>>34875 13 is less emo/angsty and more tries to deal with crippling existential depression. He tries to cope by doing the whole ghost/revenant LARP and has been getting a more positive outlook on life ever since he joined W's squad, but he's still a subscriber to the Lexapro club.
Going back to femanon and explaining why I couldn't pay my blood tithe to her, being forced to excavate rocks that N will be made to consume, crying as I watch N get stuffed with rocks because I couldn't meet my suffering quota to satisfy the beast
>>34885 >Angered by the lack of pointless suffering and gore, Anon took to the threads and wrote out a lengthy fanfiction about how he totally owned those Oogis and Enns with hyper realistic blood and stuff >He was promptly called a faggot
>>34888 >Anon cried out and pleaded with the Evil Femanon to spare his N of suffering >To his surprise, Femanon agreed >On One Condition >Anon must allow himself to be swallowed alive by his N, purely for her sadistic demonic pleasure
>>34891 Waking up from the micro coma I suffered when I heard the demons offer >>34890 Contemplating using a second explosive to free myself from the suffering and potentially wounding the beast
How do you write your fics/greentexts? Do you write down bullet points with the basic idea of how things would go or you make stuff up in your mind as you go?
>>34892 >In your back pocket the last explosive, for a second you ready yourself to toss it at the demon >However, just then a revolt of slaves break their bonds and charge at the Femanon with their shivs >They and stab but they just can't kill the beast >With a snap of her fingers their bodies turn into ash >You know then, that killing the monster is impossible >But....you can still spare your N from suffering >You nod your head and agree to be devoured by your N >He looks at you, his eyes filled with fear and reluctance as you extend your arms into his mouth >You unclasp your fist and drop the explosive down your N's throat >The explosion sends you flying backwards! >Your arms are now gone, replaced by meaty stubs >Your N is dead, his core was thankfully destroyed in the process >The evil Femanon lets out a hellish shriek of anger and begins to claw off your face >Despite the pain, you smile knowing your N is in a better place...
>>34878 >>34881 tammfk anon gave up because the show's canon spiraled rapidly out of control of what he had planned and he couldn't seize direction with what had already been written
>>34894 >Do you write down bullet points with the basic idea of how things would go or you make stuff up in your mind as you go? It's a mix of both. It's way easier (for me at least) to make a basic plan of what I'm planning planning on doing and then developing each point so it fits into a cohesive narrative. It also help to always write the ending first to know how to develop each plot point so that it reaches the conclusion. However, I've also done many stories where I just develop it as I write, but just like the bullet points, I always make sure that I know what ending I have in mind.
>>34905 also i think sd-w and especially y took the whole german schtick from right out under him. also intrinsically linking your oc to phoenixanon canon literally makes your character development impossible for a billion different reasons, there was just way too much bloat to try and make him workable
>>34894 I determine key events/role in the overarching plot/desired character developments for a chapter well in advance. Often there will be some key scenes/lines that will be fully worked out before writing. Outside of those, the specifics are flexible, but still lead to an outline before actual writing begins. Then writing interpolates between whatever points are in the outline.
>>34933 There are still a few writefag characthers missing from the deck Also why feature droneanon in the main deck and then feature it again in the bottom left corner censored lmao
>>34933 A handful of these don't seem to even pop up that often. Or I guess I've been spending more time on plus rather than /co/. I don't know, seems like a few /co/ fags get baited very easily, it fills up the thread with bs I'd rather not wast time laying my eyes on. >>34965 Very nice, welcome to plus. I think this is safe enough but hey, caution is good. Keep up the good work anon.
>If you place a weakened Enn in front of a starving Oogi, it will consume the Enn. >If you put a weakened Oogi in front of a starving Enn, it will tear it's own regenerative limbs off to feed the weak Oogi and nurse it back to health.
This is all the information I found in Oogology books. What happens to the Enn after?
>>34972 last one. >>34975 incredibly gay. >>34976 thanks. though I must note I haven't really watched this show, so I can't say I know much about these characters.
>>34984 Good news (for you) is the show isn't really that long, bad news is if you binge it you miss out on a lot of blink-and-you'll-miss-it moments. You should do it so you'll be even gayer for N.
>>34984 Don't worry about it, show's ended so you'll have the whole series to watch instead of being like some of us who had to wait in-between episode airings to get more info and piece things together. Just a fair head's up, it's not something you'd want to binge watch in one sitting. There's stuff that makes you want to have a magnifying glass (or just hit the pause button) once every few scenes and it's part of the fun, the mystery and intrigue. For the most part, your N sketches are good. He loves doing anything after all.
>>34986 >>34987 noted. I'd draw the other drones, but I don't know enough about them to make a judgement call. not yet, anyways; but it might be a while until I watch everything. have an older N sketch I found lying around.
>>34989 Fanbases in general are like 20% people that actually read/watched/played the source material and 80% people that only know surface level information from Youtube videos or fanart/fiction. And that's being generous.
>>34995 >The Icon of Cyn starts babbling gibberish that, when decrypted, says that the only way to "win the game" is to glitch through the walls of reality and kill Liam Vickers
>>34989 I was a filthy secondary my first two threads, then I felt the urge to create and watched the show so I knew what I was working with. My only regret's that I binged it because I didn't know you weren't supposed to.
>>35005 >Literally how every Anon in these threads who says they want Cyn would react if she actually did appear in their homes (turns out outer-gods and extra-universal beings are a lot scarier in person and look worse when not animated).
>>35012 Actually. I think Anon is autistic and wants to signal to Cyn t hat he wants to sing a metal song at the Karaoke, but he doesn't know how to say it, so he's just giving his best shot at a "metal" scream... At least he's trying...
>>35032 The cube is a sadistic and capricious flesh sculptor. Who probably doesn't like you. She liked Max and yet she turned him into a bomb on a whim with the expectation that he will die from it. You do not want to try and get your dick anywhere near the cube.
Today is Labor day... And yet I do not labor, nor have I labored... I bring disappointment to our production line; to Big Sis... May the overseer strike me down with her righteous stun baton, and cast me down into the depths of old JCJ...
Alright guys I need a bit of advice, I have been having a bit of an Oogi infestation for a month now and I really didn't want to hire an exterminator because I would have to move out of my hose for two weeks, so I decided to get a V cat. At first it was effective enough, she thinned the herd a lot actually, but the Oogis just keep coming and my V-cat got a bit fat from all the Oogis she ate and the oil kibble I have been feeding her (I tried giving her less food but whenever she saw a half full bowl she would come up to me and start meowing and making big eyes and I would always cave in and give her more). My V-cat got so fat in fact, that for the past week she wasn't able to use her wings and as such she couldn't kill as many Oogis as before and that leads me to my question : what should I do? I contemplated getting more V cat's so that hey would pick up the slack, I also heard about Enn shaped micro mines but these sound expensive in the long run and I'm afraid my V-cat would set one off and hurt herself. I really need help, I'm afraid that the Oogis are starting to damage the buildings foundation
Fag who caps greentexts here. Given the influx of new stuff and because I'm still nowhere near catching up from my existing backlog I'll be trying something a bit different; If there's any greentexts in particular (You) want capped simply reply/link it to this post & I'll see about getting it capped over the next couple days
Anon whos working on the AVRE/Solonanon greens/art here:
yes im still here, just been a bit too busy with life stuff to work on anything right now, got a backlog of non-md related stuff, and schedule changes aren't helping things.
Im also in the middle of a slight art style change due to not liking the pens I use currently.
No eta on any new parts for that story but im not going anywhere so i get there when i get there.
>>34991 Painfully true, rhe outside fandom is unable to watch and understand, they slurp up whatever the MD youtube channels shit out, those youtubers are absolute plebs themselves.
>>35061 >MFW played ME3 again >First shot at all the DLC and base-game >Marvel-tier quips everywhere >Shit ton of redundant/awful weapons >Lots of dumb suicides >Pick a colour ending At least Bimbo Ashley exists, as do EDI's fat robotits
>>35065 If I had to describe ME3 with one word, it would be "lonely". Most of your comrades from the previous games are off doing their own things and refusing to join you. Ashley/Kaidan feels like an entirely different person. The team is padded out with complete strangers. The final level has Shepard shuffling along it alone. Iirc Shepard roams alone in the non-combat areas of the Citadel as well. Man I hated the complete strangers. A literal crying faggot who frequently demands your attention, a douchebag dudebro who is how Bioware sees it's players, and the ninja guy. He was all "Shepard! I am tired of living in your shadow! I will become the better Shepard!" and he just comes out of nowhere, like a stalker fan whom you don't know. Though he kinda looked cool in how he fought.
I would like to use this post to ask for Pictures of Mitchell, something that isn't already on Drone Booru Id also like to ask willing drawfags to draw him more. If someone can draw him with a combat vest and a railgun I would be very happy. It can be just a sketch. Im working on the second part of the Mitchell survivor or what ever you guys want to call it green text. I however will repost the original one here as I fixed the text a bit.
Then there were those annoying lesbians that were placed at a pass so you wouldn't miss them every time you passed. And the handycapable moment where the guy with the fragile bones fires a fucking rifle. And that Krogan female who has a girlboss moment after you defend her ungrateful ass. And the batarian priest who acts high and mighty instead of apologizing about the Skyllian Blitz. Fuck the batarians.
>>35092 I get the sense that while all of the major troubles are over for her and the gang immediately, all of the traumas and psychological damage they experienced are still un-resolved. Plus it seems like being the new Prime Host is wearing on Uzi pretty badly, based on the nonchalant way she reacts to Cyn I have to imagine that she's been putting up with voices in her head for some extended period of time.
>>35091 I don't care. It's kinda probably just 4chan brainrot. >General = bad
I see this thread as a local pub... "Where everybody knows your name" well, technically they don't, but you get it... It is a cozy and familiar place but I don't think it needs labels.
>>35100 >General = Bad >Main = Good got it. Also I really liked the video, I hope you make more. God knows there are enough unhinged replies here. I remember how hard I laughed at some stuff I read here.
I hate Uzi. I hate all kinds of girls who mistreat those around them but are presented as endearing. Goblin energy girls, tsunderes, girls who think hitting you is clean fun.
>>35096 Even if you struggle heroically against both the death of all things still seeking claim to your soul and the pain of being a monster with a human heart, the pure love of a himbo salves all wounds.
>3rd Arctic Moss Crop failed >it's probably the soil again, too toxic. God damn it >I'm fucked, why stay here any longer? >Just to prolong my suffering? To sit in this hole until I starve? >This farming shit worked for a bit, but I have no clue what I'm doing! >I have to move out of here. Maybe there are more survivors out there. >Maybe the drones can help me? >Did all of them become defective? Are all of them feral now? >Do I as a single human still hold any kind of authority over them? >No... it's best to stay clear of them >I have seen what they have done to each other, such brutality >They remind me of us in a way... >We did create them in our image after all >Maybe they started to mimic us? Haha don't be silly Mitchell >I should try and get to the Russian Outposts >If no survivors they at least must have some potatoes >I wish I could eat tobacco, it grows so easily here... >You'd think Copper-9s bigger export would be Copper. >Well it is but, tobacco is a close second >Humid heat reactors are providing and all the excess radiation really is doing wonders for it. >Good thing too that the reactors were made so well >Only 5 out of the 8 Cores melted due to the plants Cores Collapse >The French complex is closer but idk what to expect there. It was never as well developed as the US or Russian. >I should to pack up >Moss rations, Jacket, Extra Filters, Extra Gasmask, Batteries, Unfinished railgun, Combat Vest... Oh and the MP5 and ammo. >Not a lot of ammo, only 75 Bullets, 3 mags >MP5 isn't really the best pick, tho it's not like I have a better choice here >it will get stuff in the cold, it can jam >I need more conductors and batteries for the railgun's completion. >a ton of Drone parts topside >However I wasn't able to find enough that were in good enough condition yet. >This will be my longest journey topside yet. >I should have plenty of opportunity to dig trough more drone scrap. >15min to charge the capacitor. The projectile can be anything. The energy will come from multiple drone batteries >If the drones come at me, well then I won't have a problem with finding more batteries in pristine condition.
>>35103 >The drone is a machine >What ? It has a complex neural cogitator that is capable of emotion >Nah bro, its just pretending to be afraid to loose its life >Its just pretending to get attached to you >Its just pretending that its sentient bro, its just a dumb robot bro >[SOLVER HAPPENS] >OH MY GOD WHY ARE THE ROBOTS I TREATED LIKE SHIT COMING TO MURDER ME, HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG Cyn was right, ....well she was right when she genocided the humans
>>35105 Agreed I didn't even feel that strongly about her initially, but after rewatches and discussing more and learning more, I slowly began to really dislike her. Uzi and Cyn for me are tied as worst girl, miles ahead of anyone else. Cyn did way worse but Uzi's character and how she is presented are repulsive as hell
>>35126 >Only the manor and the nearby city were attacked, then Cyn flew straight to Copper-9 >There were never more than a handful of DDs >CFL's highly in-depth research into the Solver was just them finding out that a TempleOS dual boot keeps it out of a drone's systems >Everyone in the outpost finds this out when a cargo ship arrives on the planet expecting several thousand tons of copper
>>35115 this is the 3rd time, with more minor improvements, I wont repost (here) it more. The second time it was posted was on /co/, just so anons that dont come here dont 'miss out'
>>35125 >>35127 >J returns to Earth >She finds a JCJ office on a barren floating chunk >"Well this sucks." she says like the penguins in Madagascar and leaves to go back to Copper 9
>>35126 >>35133 That reminds me of a soulslike game called Hellpoint. tl;dr the Earth is very anti-AI. A long-stranded offshot of the human race builds an AI meant to create a god. In one of the endings an offshot survivor makes it to Earth and the government decides to send forces to obliterate everything. If Earth is still standing and J returns, they are going to dissect her to death and send a fleet to glass Copper 9 from orbit.
>>35140 > “New one ay? Alright kid since N seems to like you I am going to give you some advice you’d better follow if you want to stay alive, stay away from James when he’s got a hangover, poor E got her head punted across the dinner room for being too loud near him.”
>>35106 >Uzi drops the cute puppet that was once her body and shows that what's going on with her is a whole lot worse than being a meat core >Nori, being just as much of an edgy goblin as Uzi and having no real idea how to be a mother even if she didn't have the emotional maturity of a teenager, throws out all of "the talk" she was expecting to have and just strokes one of her daughter's camera eyes with a claw, promising that she'll always be there for her
>>35135 I feel like I peaked with Cynwalker Holly however I'm starting to get back on my feet mentally after a huge moving ordeal and have been trying to get back to drawing more.
I have been treating my Labor Bot to some kisses, a little teasing with a new anatomy adaptor and a whole bunch of magnets...consensual use only. What have you been doing to celebrate Labor Day?
>>35143 It's what the penguins did in the movie. Plus her existence is empty. All she has is her bitchy attitude and the gang on Copper 9. And the drones there may or may not be her only remaining food source.
>Be Anon >Just got home from a 10 hour shift at Denny's >Hear a knock on the front door >Look through peephole "Heyyyyy Anon, pal, do you mind letting me in?" >Oh for fucks sake. Not this bum again >You reluctantly open the door >The Ultimate Solver walks in >Strides to your couch like it owns the place "Thanks bud, I missed the way your couch felt" >You ask it why it's here >It responds by saying it just wanted to "visit an old friend" >You ask if it got laid off from Dollar General for arguing with the manager again >It shifts it's gaze towards your fridge to avoid answering the question "You got any food Anon? I'm starving, and you know how I get when I'm hungry". >You tell it that if it tries to absorb the neighbor's dog again you'll kick him out >The Solver reluctantly heats up an old Tuna sandwich you'd forgotten was in your fridge.
>>35155 >The Ultimate Solver >Not to be confused with it's more successful cousin, the Absolute Solver >Can be frequently found outside of high schools trying to pick up teenage drones >Has been fired from every part-time job it's had >Knows the sheriff personally after it was caught stealing a catalytic convertor. >Has called the Absolute Solver to borrow money 726 times. >All of them have gone straight to the voicemail
>You tell Tessa you love her >She is just standing there >You gesture with your head to encourage her to answer >"I'm sorry, I haven't felt this before and I don't know how to process it. I think it is called...happiness?"
>>35174 No, I will say something to confuse the gremlin, like : >Hey Uzi I think you look cute, that your hat is cool and that are a fun person to be around She will then proceed to drop her spaghetti and scramble to respond to my (fake) fawning over her, I will use this time to get closer to her and begin fucking the femcel out of her (running away is pointless she can just grab me with solver powers), either I succeed in fucking her into normalcy or I die. This is a gamble I am willing to make
J sales tanked after the finale. In fact people started returning and throwing them away. There is a homeless J camp under a bridge nearby. They are very annoying. They keep banging against my car window and saying that they will oversee my performance for oil. A neighbour went to the dumpster to throw a bag in. He opened the lid and a startled J flew out. It was morning, so she caught fire in the sunlight. She almost set the nearby part alight. The city has to do something.
>>35171 Its based on a dub-con fic. But I think the concept of Uzi going haywire after she got sexo'd hard and lusts for N to the point she exposes herself like the drawing
My brain is weird, kill my worms. please Timelapse of the drawing if anyone cares
>>35199 Then again it would just play out like most Emily and John jokes >Emily: I really really want to rip apart a human rn (sexually) >John *sweating*: Oh ho ho would really be cool if there was a Human around good thing there aren't!
>>35192 >not all humans The majority of humanity deserves a shot of capsaicin up the nostrils and a good chunk should be outright expunged from existence.
Swap AU idea: the DD trio are Darren, Rebecca, and Emily, and Lizzy goes out past the doors in defiance of her father, WDF commander Teacher. Later, at the prom, Rebecca gets set up by a vengeful Braiden, the Man on Fire.
>>35214 >John's Theme >A song about a man who wears convincing disguises and costumes, so convincing that he is prevented from entering Heaven as a result >Dinobright's Theme >Song about c r i n g e 2000s internet culture
>>35222 >the Solver ultimately decides Braiden is so irrelevant to its endgame he's not even worth killing, and walks off telling him to live for however long he has left
>>35201 >>35199 >"John, do you ever wonder why we're here?" >Upon hearing the valley girl pipe up spontaneously, the crafty human immediately went to his regular defense mode. >Playing it Cool (TM). >"Uh, I mean, we're just a regular couple of robo-joes and joe-ettes, right? Haha, yeah. Doin' our jobs...moving stuff." >Meanwhile the bookish wallflower stared off down the hall. Frowning. Leaning in perturbed silence against the steel supports of the bunker. >"No, I mean...why do we do what we do? >It took several seconds for the disguised human to pull out of his anxious alert, but from the tone of her voice... >She almost sounded.... >Self aware.
>And that put everything from yellow up to red alert if the shifty-eye movements John was giving off were anything to go by. >"W-why do you ask?"
>"I mean, I know *why* we do what we do." >Sky blue pondered from behind their lens coverings to observe both sides of a polymetal hand. >Clenching and relaxing under the whirr of servos and circuitry hums. >"Mom and Dad say it's the Robo-Lord's gift. That we were made in his image."
>Internal scoffing distracted his worry for a moment. >Religion? He couldn't believe a toaster had any understanding of spirituality, let alone the concept of faith in general. Not unless someone plugged a USB into their backs. >And he knew all too well what happened to the last sorry fools who tried that.
>"But everyone really knows why. It's in our programming. We exist, and exist this way, because of humans." >He believed they shouldn't have existed. Not after the damage they caused. >Tension tingled in his sweaty hands. >Now he's stuck here with a drone asking 'why'. He could scream. Bash her plasteel skull in and run. >But he couldn't risk it. It wouldn't accomplish anything. He'd still be stuck on the frozen hellhole full of bloodthirsty robots that get slaughtered by other bloodthirsty robots. >A cruel fate for a hapless loser. If there was a God, John figured he had a twisted sense of humour.
>Perhaps neither were so different after all.
>"I just....I just don't know if 'this' is me..." >Somberly did Emily gesture to her person. >"Or if I'm just another algorithm. Copying what I scan. And that's all there is." >Her head held low. >For a while the silence seemed impregnable. Drone and human quiet in the chilled hallways.
>But some small solace was taken. >"Sorry for raving, I mean, brooding, I mean..."
>"No, I get it." >Now it was his turn to ponder as the sudden affirmation brought his conversational partner out of her apologetics.
>Could a drone really be so different to him? >"R-really?"
>"Yeah. Maybe one day if you meet a human, you'll get an answer." >... >"I gotta go do...maintenance. See you later, Emma." >And with that, he made his hasty exit. >Leaving Emily alone. Curious about the bizarre empathy from a fellow worker. And the choice words that rung in tune to her secret interests. >She never imagined in her generative processors that anyone would actually...be nice to her? Aside from Uzi. Everyone else had bitchy popular kid subroutines. >Still, it was a kindness worth saving. Even if it was just from the resident good listener.
>>35244 >.gov domain The Universal JCJ Union started to recognize Labour Bots as people too? Neat, I guess it was weird that one group of sentient robots had rights and another didn't, and I see the basic needs of sentient AI are being met as well (human partnership)
>>35268 >“okay so 18 gallons of oilkane, 12 gigabytes of crake.exe and 7 labourbot stripers. but make sure none of them are black, i cant see the oil on them if they are”
>>35262 >When one of the human overseers sees it, the Archiver is incredibly embarrassed, but explains herself. >When Elf sees it, Elf gets her head smashed in by an enraged Archiver, she didn’t need judgement by Workers.