/md/ - Murder Drones

Much Better

>>286036
Wait a second
>Megatron 30 ft tall (according to Google)
DAMN THAT IS ONE BIG V!

>>286041
>MFW
Link Discovers the Internet

>"So why do you want to purchase a Fridge Drone again?", asked Warehouse Clerk
>Anon's mind then raced back to his youth, specifically when he had unsupervised internet access >>286042
>"Uhhh....to cool my drinks?"

>>286020
My biggest fear, and only realistic one I think, is horrific character assassination by maladjusted storyboarders.
At least if that happens there's still gonna be Space King.

>>286040
Imagine the vast V-ass.

Bunny, do you have bone cancer

Oh wow. I just psoted this and its already the cover of a new thread. I'm honored!

>>286046
I think you should give them bone cancer.
For the funny

>>286046
Dunno but she should be a cone dancer
>>286047
I bestow honour upon ye

>>286048
Is this a dwar hotot

>>286053
Ugly

>>286054
Its a mutie anon, of course it is?
Did you think all that melty transformed flesh would be hot, lol

>>286055
Depends on who you ask

>>286053
girl needs a shower.
...actually, she'd look pretty cute in a big clear pond amidst the lilypads

>>286053
cute offtopic fromg

>>286048
Long story

>>286058
>hes still awake
sadge... Thought you would have given up the conquer and divide tactics

>>286062
frog is offtopic diddyblud

>>286060
Heh

Pavo cuddles.

>>286048
There's a guy in the agdg thread on /vg/ that has bone cancer and is dying

Enforcer drones are off topic

>>286067
Who is the big spoon?

>>286050
>I will never be as cool as this fire hydrant

>>286071
2.5

>>286044
Praise be Space King!

>>286053
Wife.

>>286075
Praise be. No girls allowed.

>>286072
Generally (You) (As in Techanon, probably), he lets you lead so you can find a comfortable spot. Unless he's hot off the heels of a mission where he saw a lot of people die, then he'll be a lot clingier.
Best done face-to-face so you can have your hands full of ass. He'll actually bother using the brightness function on his visor so you're not staring into glowing blue lights all night.

>>286078
>Unless he's hot off the heels of a mission where he saw a lot of people die, then he'll be a lot clingier.

>Pavo is a sweet little cinnamon roll
>He's also a fucking sadomasochistic maniac who's obsessed with killing the enemies of mankind
>And he just got back from a mission where he killed a whole bunch of bastards
>He is horny as hell
>Guys from support team are on their knees begging techanon to calm Pavo down

>>286078
All well and good, but will Pavo steal all the covers during the night?

>>286081
booba

>>286081
Won't be so critical of yourself, darling, I'll still jerk off to you, because for me you are the most beautiful.

>>286079
>The plaping will continue untill morale improves

>>286079
Nah, innocents dying reminds him of Techanon's mortality, one of the few things that gets to him. He's going to hold you until he's sure you're safe, which might be a while.
Now, if he just got done finishing a zero-casualty mission where he put down a lot of rabid murder drones? The sentinel morale specialist advises you not encourage him too much, lest he develop a complex. The last thing anyone needs is Pavo developing a dominant streak.
>>286080
He's a drone, he doubles as a heater. Just hold him closer.

Valentine has been sent to Rebirth where she may toil for Okran!

>>286086
Holy kek, I can literally see it.

I swear Christmas comes early every year. I just saw them throwing the Halloween Drones into the dumpster to make room for Christmas Drones

Im too drunk but. I will draw pavo plaping a female drone and nobody will stop me, he will have a cheeked up ass anyway lmao

>>286089
Pavo's faggot energy is stronger than your alcoholism, anonymous.

>>286089
>Pavo plaps femdrone
>Anon plaps Pavo
Such is the way of life

>>286081
I'd be all over this character if they were a dude

>>286093
nooo who hurt her?

>>286091
We are just drops in the river of life, who can only yearn to see Pavo fuck a female drone.

>>286089
BASED

>>286093
Masqy no!

>>286088
No one buys them anyway I don't understand why JCJenson even pumps out these repainted Worker Drones with few interesting features

>>286089
Dew it

>>286093
I see Masqy is having a great time.

>>286093
HEY! Why did you do that!? You know Masqy is a custom model! Do you know how much a replacement screen will cost? Not to mention the long shipping time!

>>286088
>Throws drones into the dumpster
And you didn't dumpster dive for free drones? Are you retarded?

>>286090
Alcoholism just delays the inetinable, it will happen. Anon dared. I will deliver. No more fag

>>286103
That's what I'm saying!

>>286089
I can't believe the fujodrone would inject Pavo with a virus to make him think he was plapping anon...

>>286104
Let the faggot war for Pavo's ass begin!

>>286104
I hate the friggin licqour that turns Pavo bi

>>286108
clearly some other drawfag has to draw Pavo getting plowed to protect the balance

>>286110
Techanon violently hammering Pavo's ass at the start of November to ruin his stupid challenge and make the maintenance crew's December less awful.

>>286111
>Now they have to clean it all up in October
Well, to be fair, the anticipation of execution is in some ways worse than the execution itself.

>>286113
Holy fuck, this is incredibly cool shit. It's decided, I have to ler... *looked at the crap I'm drawing now* No, nah, not now, in a year - maybe, but definitely not now.

>>286113
no, that's princess bubblegum, and she's a self-serving psychopath. not wife.

g'night anon, I hope you wake up well-rested in the morning, and not next thursday after your fridge drone decides it'd be funny to cryo-freeze you for a week

>>286113
>>286116
>you said you'd love Tessa, no matter what
>but will you love what's left of Tessa now that the solver is done with her?

>>286117
I woke up two hours ago and I want to die.

Which female drone will Pavo fuck? Will it be a sentinel drone or a disassembly one? Is it Ivory? Maybe Strychnine?

>>286119
>I want to die
Death will bring no release, there is no escape, you are here forever, your soul shackled to this mass philactery of drone autism. As is with me and everyone else, you are bound to Pavo (and every other drone, but he is in the front lately so he gets namedroped)

>>286120
Thalia

>>286123
Wife.

The great drone mage is here!

>>286123
Kiss kiss kiss kiss, big sloppy kisses

>>286125
Let him conjure up communism if he is so great.

>>286081
Praise the emperor and death to the space king

>>286129
Holy kek.

The spider on your wall is watching your drone funposting with disapproval.

>>286129
Is Bundev Bunny?

>>286132
We may never know.

This won’t make any sense to the non brainrotted
Space king is Murderdrones but made for people like Rocksolid

>>286060
Have not seen the two together
Have not seen much of Himbo at all

>>286113
why she made of candycane

>>286140
Cute Jumpkin! I will attend the office Halloween party

>>286140
>>286141
the Yumpkin

>>286134
>The 40k ({"'parody'"}) (grift) is the best show ever made for people like "quote from DRG"
Truly I do not understand, please illuminate me gen alpha whisperer

I overclocked my drone so she can mine bitcoin.

>>286145
You don't deserve her, I hope she snaps and mindbreaks you out of your cryptofaggotry

>>286144
my god you are gay

>>286143
> Lizzy is taller than anon

>>286136
Cute

snabby’s snussy…

>>286151
i'm going in

>>286147
Yes for drones, unless the drone is a girl then I'm straight

>>286152
Peak concept
The nagging would be intense

>>286152
jane but she dies instead of bonnie

>>286156
Would Bonnie think to disguise herself as a drone? I don't think the standard cheerleading uniform would fit over her massive titties.

>>286157
I didn't read bonnie greens, but she would probably pass with some bs explanation that bunkerdrones accept immediately

I hate drones.

>>286161
Only be very careful.

>>286161
Does a sentinel version of this exist?

>>286159
>>286160
>"I hate drones!"

>"But why?"

>"Because..."
>"N crapped in the forcefield!"

>>286163
I will make it exist

I want to draw.

>>286166
I just did a little drawing and it hurts me how bad I still am.

>>286168
Did you post it?

>>286166
Dew it.
>>286168
Bost?

>>286168 (me)
What I'm getting at is, you draw, anon, if it doesn't work now, it will work in ten years.

>>286169
Of course fucking no.

>>286143
What a manlet

>>286123
wifeable abby

>>286129
kek also aww

>>286071
they call it “the threadlore 3”

>>286089
Okay, but make him say "just so you know, I'm still gay as fuck, so you'll have to peg me after this"

>>286181
She's doing alright, aside from the eye. Can probably pop that right back in.

>>286181
>NTA
Original art or just a repost from somewhere else?

Alert
Mutant activity detected in your area
Please seek shelter and do not come out until further notice
Liquidators have been dispatched to the local area

Remember the Worker Drones seem to be replicating a late 90s society on Copper-9. Which makes me wonder how different the show would've been if they replicated literally any other time period like the 30s

>>286185
Liquidators are fucking gay.
So are mutants.
>t. Guy from Strontium-5 who just wants to grill.

>>286186
>Copper-9 builds it's society around the 50's esthetic
>The only arguable flaw is that the Worker Drones are racist but only against non-Worker Drone automationa

>>286189
>N and Uzi are viewed as an interracial couple and promptly have stones tossed at them

>>286190
>the go-to slur for disassembly drones is 'vamper'

>>286189
>>286190
>This only happens because the Drones could only base their society off of a 3000s documentary about the 1950s that mostly exaggerated everything to a comical degree

>>286189
>The slur for Labor Bots is "socket-head"

>>286189
Flaw? These blackshells and whitebellies are no real drones anyways

>>286194
>Whitebellies
Finally someone else sees my complaint with most fanart
I headcanon that they're cheap off-brand of Worker Drones similar to those fake nintendos that grandmas would accidentally buy back in the 90s

>>286186
>Roaring Twenties drones obsessed with art deco and lavish lifestyles, spending money that doesn't exist
>They live directly next to the brutalist city of DRON
>Both sides hate each other and there are always rumors of imminent war

>>286184
It's Off-site.

>>286175
Nice.

>>286196
>Whitebelly Drones
>Unlike the real product, Whitebellies can't survive the depths of space as their cheap plastic shells will instantly melt from the solar radiation
>Unlike the Worker Drone, Whitebellies lack the ability to actually develop free thought and emotions. Instead they simply begin to degrade over time similar to that of a chatbot that has survived over 50 jerk-off sessions thanks to cheap AI processesor
>Whitebellies will literally snap in half if they attempt to curve their bodies to look upwards, sometimes their necks will break if they try and move their heads too quickly
>Whitebellies smell like those cheap Halloween masks that are strangely oily and always leave you feeling unclean afterwards

>>286175
T-posing Keeter is always funny

>>286201
>Owning a Whitebelly Drone is considered a sign that not only are you incredibly poor, but also incredibly stupid

>>286182
>I'd wish Holly built a robowaifu made in her likeness when I ask her out
What are the chances of this robot becoming self-aware and trying to kill Holly to take her place as your lover?

>>286185
If your home or shelter is on fire:
We're sorry.

>>286203
>Anon gets bullied at College because he wanted to save money
>Tries to go to his Whitebelly Drone for comfort only for it to say
>"ERROR This Message Isn't Approved By Our Filter Settin$#^$^$#&@ FOR LIMITED TIME ONLY YOU CAN PURCHASE A VARIETY OF KITCHEN UTENSILS FRO#^%&@×&$!"
>And then what could only be described as literal earrape screeches forth from the Whitebelly's decayed voice box
>Causing Anon to go effectively go deaf

>>286201
>>286206
I'm reminded on this comment about sexbots that I saw in a /v/ thread about Detroit: Become Human:
>the first commercially available ones will be generic western porno bimbos that scream YES STEP SON FUCK YOUR STEP MOTHER-SISTER IN HER PUSSY SHITTER

I have hacked your drone to only speak in bad over-the-top doujin dialogue

>>286208
To be honest I don't think most anons would even notice the difference

>>286164
>"But why?"
THEY KILLED MY WIFE!

>>286210
You will have a drone wife and you will love her.

>>286208
Oh no, U-U!

Oh, they're exactly the same. Nevermind.

>Cool Drone Fact: Anatomy adapters were designed by a virgin who had never gotten pussy in his entire life and based his knowledge off of hentai. This means that adapters are significantly more sensitive and reactive than human counterparts.

>>286204
Not that high if I decide I like the robot better.
I'd worry more that Holly will get all jealous and yandere on my ass for that.

>>286214
I think she'd be more concerned with stolen credit and people mistakenly thinking the bubbly android version of herself is the real deal.

>>286215
Something tells me Strawberry didn't actually post this one or maybe I'm wrong

>>286211
Go fuck yourself, Schwab! Drink the nanite water and fuck the drones yourself, I will remain faithful to humanity!

>>286217
>something something hegalian dialectics something something YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.png

>>286222
>Must pat

>>286222
>Anon seconds before being "downsized" (bisected)

>>286164
>"I know! I kinda liked it!"

>>286222
Kekl.

>>286206
Spamtong…

>>286222
anon is either ending up as a shish kebab or an office chair depending on which side of J's brain wins

>>286225
>"ACTIVATE THE DRONE DICK GRIPPER! HURRY!"- femanonik

>>286228
Nah, he's ending up getting welcomed back home by her pregnant manager drone wife and their daughter.

>>286228
>Anon becoming increasingly more nervous when J's visor swaps to two percentages counting up, under which the words "slaughter" and "repurpose" are printed

>>286231
That...actually sounds fun to do. See which side of the coin you land on.

>>286215
Draw Rachel dead.

>>286231
>even moreso as he watches the descriptions on the loading percentage
>"evaluating HR file... 56%"
>"assessing productivity... 62%"
>"checking sexual frustration levels... 70%"

Tomorrow will either be fucking nothing or Glitch's storyboarders taking a shit on Murder Drones, and I'm unironically a bit scared.

>>286234
>*Ding*
>Finished Loading
>Corrective Rape Recommended

>>286235
Yeesh

>>286237
What did he mean by this?

Joblin sex?

>>286241
*pick uppa

>>286241
BUILT FOR BHU
BIG
HUMAN
UPPIES

>>286241
smol

>>286240
>your Joblin built a log cabin (out of pens) on your desk
>she found an Enn and dragged him inside
>her little cabin is rattling from the force of pent-up Joblin sexual aggression taken out on Enn
>finally, it stops
>you can hear the telltale click of a Joblin-sized lighter and the puff of a tiny cigarette

>>286241
Eyes should be white

>>286241
Cute.

>>286241
Awww

>>286241
cute!
she looks like she dreams about N getting railed

>>286235
at best, it'll be a cute little video of NUzi going about their new life together. at worst... well, you're not far off the mark.

>>286241
Aw she's adorable
I know anons REALLY like Drones but can't they just say something normal for once

>>286235
ALRIGHT EVERYONE MAKE A BINGO CARD OR LIST OF POSSIBILITIES! I'll start.
>N and Uzi watching anime
>N and Uzi going through a little relationship trouble
>N and Uzi doing random act of violence
>Glimpse of a future Copper-9/Nuzi family?

>>286252
I'll be relieved if we get through this with no character assassinations or dismissal of things Liam set up.

>>286254
>Character assassination
>Haha death fooni
>Spitefulness towards a character that makes me feel like the storyboarders are projecting their feelings about someone they personally know
>N comforting Uzi about having a vore demon in her/being a giant centipede monster

>>286254
20 minutes of hardcore drone sex. It'll cut in at the 2:11 mark. Don't ask how I know.

>>286257
>drone sex
Meaning, twenty minute long immoral makeout session?

>>286255
Probably

>>286258
no, Uzi used her solver bullshit to give herself and N genitals (anyone else who wants them has to pay for it)

>>286245
I.. must... resist...too strong... must kiss the drone

>>285775

>You can’t believe this is happening.
>She’s been hiding this from you from a month? And then decides to drop this bombshell of a proposition to you? You slowly pull away your hand from Beretta’s adapter as you stare at the wetness around your fingers.
>For some reason, your brain screams something at you. Something about reason but it’s quickly drowned away by the hormonal high through your body which really turns you on. You feel a tightness in your pants and look down at your fella bulging though the fabric.
>You hear Beretta giggle. “I guess that answers that.” She says in a tone that’s between sultry and nervous. “Sit on the bed for me?” You obediently follow her request as you stand up and sit. Beretta walks up to you, her head barely standing above your hips. You spread your hips and Beretta walks closer. She starts fumbling with your pants as she tries to loosen them. “I hope I do this right…” She mutters to herself as she pulls down both your pants and underwear in one go exposing your half-hard member to the slightly chilly air of the bedroom.
>Beretta stares at it with an unsure expression, frozen in place as she watches it throb and get harder. Neither of you move as the two of you stay frozen. She leans forward and closes her eyes. She appears to sniff it then recoils back.
>”Is something wrong?” You ask her as you readjust yourself on the bed. She shakes her head. “No, no. It’s just that the smell took me back…a bit…” Your penis has gotten harder and straighter but still a bit soft. She learns forward again and this time puts the tip in her mouth.
>You sigh and shudder from the sensation and Beretta moans around your tip. It’s not even all the way in and her mouth is very warm. She looks up at you with her eyes expectantly, waiting for your go-ahead. You nod and she starts to slide her mouth down slowly.
>”Uhh…” You let out a guttural moan as she takes your penis in her mouth. Her mouth feels great, so much so that you think it was made just for you. She slides her mouth further and further down until she reaches the base of your member. You’re surprised she managed that considering she’s a child-sized robot but then remember that robots don’t need to breathe or have a gag reflex.
>Beretta pulls back then slides down. She begins to move up and down in a slow rhythm at first but them she begins to pick up the pace. You pull your head back and moan. For her first time she feels like a pro at this but what would you know when you’ve never had sex before? You feel like you’re on Cloud Nine with how good she is. Her gaze hasn’t left your as she blows you almost like she’s daring you to keep looking at her.
>You feel pressure starts building in your groin as you grit your teeth. Beretta’s gotten into a steady rhythm but you feel like it’s too slow for you. You’re gonna burst and you need release. You lean back, using one of your arms as support then with the other grab the back of Beretta’s head. The sudden physical contact makes her stop before you force her head down to the base of your dick. She’s shocked by the whole ordeal having closed her eyes but she doesn’t pull back.
>Without restraint, you start fucking her mouth as rough as you can. The animalistic side of your monkey brain has taken over and all it sees is that there is a female in front of you that wants you so you’ll give her what she wants. She has braced herself with one hand against your thigh and with the other is fingering herself, a pool of liquid forming underneath her.
>The release in your groin keeps going up and up until you reach the crescendo and can’t hold it back anymore. You force her head down as you cum inside her mouth. Beretta lets out a loud moan around your dick as ropes of seed shoot from your dick down her throat as her tongue is wrapped around it, milking it for what it’s worth. She pulls back and you hear her swallow your seed “Delicious.” She says as she crawls up your body until the two of you are face to face. She kisses you with such ferocity that you can’t do anything else but reciprocate back, not caring that just a minute ago you came down her mouth.
>The intense session of french kissing goes on for a hot minute until she separates away from you and crawls up the bed. She lays her head down on the sheet while her rear is in the air, her pussy exposed in all its glory.
>”Take me, Anon~!” She says as she looks back at you with a lustful expression, wiggling her rear in the air to emphasize her request.


3/?

>>286264
Where the second one

what is (INSERT CHARACTER)'s opinion on candy corn? more importantly, what is Lucy's opinion on it?

>>286264
Ah shit, I fucked up the previous post. It's supposed to be >>285776
>>286266
Here you go.

>>286268
You know how Solver Hosts have meat growing inside of their body? It's the same for Lucy, except replace 'meat' with 'candy corn'. Unsurprisingly she's not a big fan of candy corn because of this

>>286263
Oh no

>>286270
>Blast Lucy with a shotgun when she chainsaws through your door
>You examine the body, slightly savvy to horror tropes and- ooh, candy corn
>You start taking handfuls of the stuff out of the wound in her chest and eating it
>Mmmm waxy sugar substance
>Lucy looks up at you in disgust
>Her visor flashes
>ADDED TO DO NOT APPROACH LIST

>>286270
she's got candy guts?

>>286272
I feel like the candy corn would be cursed or parasitic or something fucked up

Reminder that Disassembly Drones are not people. They are monsters. They have killed hundreds of innocents and we're supposed to let them walk the streets?
>b-b-b-but muh they were forced to be killers!
Some of them still really seem to enjoy killing innocent. They're all killers, whether they like it or not. I'm tired of being labeled as a racist or calling others with the same beliefs, like Switch, to be terrorists because it's the truth. I know it and you know it so why deny it?

>>286275
but they’re sexyyyyy!!!

>>286276
Sentinel Drones aren't good enough for you, you fucking fag?

>>286241
Would hug