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So many Drones, I love Drones so much, Friends, Drones are amazing, that's pretty much it. Also, Emily. The professional artworks in the Booru: https://dronebooru.co The most provocative wheel with OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf The sacred OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character The last Thread: >>205439
>>206402 >Higher rate of domestic violence than DDs. SDs intentionally hurt and/or kill their spouses. >Extremely unstable mentally. If they don't have their memories refreshed, they turn into homicidal machines. >Directly responsible for the destruction of the Cloud System, the Gold System and the Andromeda Space Station. Need I go more before you open your eyes?
Inside you there are two U's. They are currently eating any memories you have of other drones. This is freeing up space for more important things, like more memories with U-U.
>>206435 anything Molly did wrong was against her will and out of her control. there are scumbag DDs who would happily keep hunting humans, but Molly isn't one of them
>Be drinking one night. >See a small worker drone walk in wearing a pink clown outfit. >Holy fuck it's a Molly cosplay. >Offer to buy the drone a drink because that's hilarious and I'd completely forgotten about that show. >She asks if I know who she is. >Apparently, they rebooted the show and I had no idea. >Feel bad for not recognizing the drone but she doesn't seem to mind. In fact she actively tries to prevent me from checking it out. Something about how "the old one was better." >She has a lot of fucked up stories about "show business." >We get pretty drunk. >Overall, have a pretty good time. >She gives me her number afterwards. >Only later find out from a friend that she's apparently some e-celeb.
>A planet called Agro-C where it has soil even better than earth for farming and it's location allow the food to be traded very fast. Drones were overwork so insanely there that at least 1000 will die there.
>She was tasked with taking care of a strawberry farm no real name only a purpose.
>>206446 >against her will and out of her control That's what every murgger says, and keeps saying no matter how much shaky, hastily recorded footage there is of them specifically yukking it up over sickfuck murders. Fucking bloodsuckers.
>We've all been in this situation before. >Several drones break into your home and threaten to suck your dick. >Thankfully with JC Jenson's latest product, those worries are in the past. >The consumer-grade Sentinel may only be the size and shape and chassis of a roomba, but we packed this baby with every bit of tech that our military surplus could take. >On seeing any drone not on its whitelist, the CG-S will immediately bootloop them on sight and alert the authorities. >Don't live in fear of a second Solver War, buy one today!
>>206479 Anon Sentinels are not for sale they are citizens under the "Lets not fuck around and find out" act. They're probably scamming you for room and board or... other things.
>>206484 you wouldn't need to sell them, they're still drones, I'm sure plenty of them would be lining up for the chance to be good girls/boys for master
>>206393 I have seen what Murder Drones can do and will be continuing to rep the winning side, not only because they're better but because they are hotter.
>>206505 I'm there too. Been passing out in the middle of the day. Also lost the air conditioner, so it's been ungodly hot all day. You know the heat's bad when the idea of cuddles repulses you.
In episode 2 V says she's "never seen that symbol before" when Uzi's eye does Solver shit. This means V is lying and is therefore the most evil person in existence.
>>206393 You're not trying at all out there, are you? Maybe you bloody murder drones should stop talking shit and just die for all the crimes you've committed?!
>>206546 Wow no shit it's almost like we all know V has been aware and had her memories the whole time and was trying to protect N from the Solver fucking with them by keeping information from him while he was an amnesiac and making sure they do their "jobs".
>>206565 I agree with nothing except with the need to mating press and/or doggy style either V or J no matter how they submitted to the Absolute Solver's torture of their robo-souls.
Isn't it kinda fucked up that Uzi's insistence on going vampire hunting at night got a lot of people killed and it's never brought up again? Though I'm not sure hating her for a justified reason would stand out when she's already hated for being an autistic freak.
>>206569 >selfish she was puppeteered to (most likely) kill the girl who saved her life by an entity with incomprehensible power– and she still fought back (or at least sought death) enough to learn that it didn't get her anywhere. she's more broken than evil, just like V.
>>206590 why the fuck would it be brought up again when she already admitted to fucking up and exiles herself anyway. sure, she comes back immediately anyway, but that's because V was crashing the prom to kill everyone.
think about it like this, if Uzi didn't fuck up and go out at night to finish her railgun and try to kill a DD and wind up meeting N, all of Copper 9 and the universe would have been fucked when Cyn / the Solver eventually arrives as none of the events would have played out. also the worker drones are so completely used to constant death and the fact that the disassembly drones were probably going to kill them all anyway.
>>206598 The first one is J's, and the second one is the Solver's. >>206591 You're gonna piss off the sperg who thinks he's being gangstalked by one guy.
>>206605 How's there a "Solver" core and a J core? Did Solver send another host down there to get J back up? I thought Solver was possessing J to get her back up.
>>206590 I think the issue is that she knew that Khan probably kept the master key to the doors on him during the day so there was no other option than to wait until he was asleep and had his guard down.
>>206591 idk man episode 8 pretty much retconned her into being a complete piece of shit that considered her squadmates a liability. she was so concerned about herself that she chose the demon entity over her friends, because she thought there was no way autism would triumph over a god. so not only is she selfish, shes also bitchmade
>>206612 What bothers me is that J was certain they couldn't win for seemingly reasons we're not aware of, but they win in a normal ass fight with somewhat decent odds of winning with enough manpower. Like don't get me wrong, Cyn wasn't a pushover, but she also wasn't the insurmountable barrier J painted her as.
>>206621 again, because up until that point she had every reason to believe the solver was literally unstoppable and any resistance would only make things worse. everyone's dying either way, so why suffer more than necessary?
>>206591 Yeah, this. Well, J isn't exactly a GOOD person anyway. Her personality quirk has always been a corporate-LARPing kiss-ass to authority, but she was always pretty mean to N. Meanwhile V's originally kind, innocent personality was warped into what she is now due to what she's experienced - she still has N to look out for while J is completely hopeless and sees no point in doing anything other than serve the Absolute Solver. I think J and V are both pretty obviously broken in slightly different ways. Good points all around.
>>206605 >You're gonna piss off the sperg who thinks he's being gangstalked by one guy. Isn't that the guy that spams about how much he doesn't like Liam, and says the same thing in all of his posts complaining about stuff in the show so much that whenever people recognize him he goes on thread tangents pretending he's not the same person?
>>206597 Normally drink coffee, energy drink, or water, have some background music like this: a playlist for night studies (dark academia) good channel by the way, and just write, any idea that my mind has, then I just change what I want, after that comes the part to showing it to somebody and stuff like that, but that's outside what you asked.
>>206618 >i-its better on the w-winning side! >cynwalker jobs to khans doors (what a BEAST!) >cynwalker gets kicked in the face, twice >cynwalker decapitates J for funsies >cynwalker gets combod, twice >cynwalker gets read like a book and fucking dies >its over... solversisters... uzi realizing her sexual attraction to murder drones mustve boosted their power level or some shit
>>206612 >>206618 Anon you fucking retard, N and V could fight back BECAUSE they met Uzi and they worked together through Uzi memory-diving into them in order to make herself their administrator instead of Cyn - seperating N and V from the Solver's direct control over those instances of N and V. J's entire point when she's talking to V during their fight is that the Solver OWNS the Disassembly Drones, J was not with N, V and Uzi past the Pilot so it's not like she could possibly know about the possibility of fighting back against the Solver. All J has ever experienced in the Solver not allowing her to die, making the Disassembly Drones carry out its will of massacring planetary populations and preparing worlds for consumption. Nothing is retconned, you're just failing to understand this very important thing.
They didn't just "win a normal ass fight". Uzi is a full Solver host, the Disassembly Drones are "puppet hosts" as stated in Nori's notes that she shows to N back in Episode 7. Pets, slaves. N, V and Uzi could fight back because of the unique nature of their circumstances, J was not with them and could not possibly know.
Without someone like Uzi to be a separate Solver host administrator to Cyn, there is absolutely no way for the Disassembly Drones to have a "normal ass fight" with the fucking Solver. The Solver owns their souls. How are you not getting this?
>>206638 Why did the Humans of Murder Drones not simply just defeat all the eldritch-demon powered vampire robots and their Eldritch Void God with the power of sex?
>>206636 I'm not forgetting that, I'm saying J should have realized that V and N weren't under the Solver's control by the fact they had been fighting back. That's also assuming she was left completely in the dark by Cyn when she was brought back to Copper-9. Yet despite knowing something could escape the Solver's control, she still thought it was an insurmountable challenge. I was expecting Solver to like, just come back to life after being killed multiple times. Which might have been the intention, but wasn't in the budget.
>>206645 It's pretty clearly a fusion of Cyn and Tessa's bodies, and the flesh is alive. I never really liked people saying it's just Cyn wearing draped over skin, but I can see why people might think that on first glance. Just stopping for a second to dwell on it thought, you can see it's more than that.
>>206643 The Chan Nebula tried to tell the Federation this multiple times, but they were all “you blew up our trading vessels with antimatter torpedoes” and “why would we listen to you, your the most mentally unstable abhuman population in the galaxy by a wide margin and you refuse to follow any colonial galactic law, we view you as a rouge terrorist state” and “please stop directing Decepticon raiding parties towards Proxima”, pussies
>>206636 >J had to sit in the cuck chair because she jobbed immediately in the pilot, thus preventing uzi from ever tampering with her the jobbening... lead to more jobbing... calm down, youre not that guy pal, youre not that guy.
>>206657 >>206636 AUUUGHHHH, J!!! WHY CAN'T YOU STOP JOBBING, PLEASE. YOU COULD HAVE FINALLY BEEN HAPPY AND FREE. MAYBE EVEN GOTTEN A JOB FOR A REAL COMPANY. PROBABLY WORKED YOUR WAY INTO FINALLY GETTING A BENTLEY CONTINENTAL.
>>206657 >>206658 >All J had to do was not fucking die >She could have had Cyn's administrator status, and thus the Solver's grasp on her, severed >She jobbed The jobbing never truly ends once it begins.
>>206638 >Anon wakes up in MD >Suddenly, the sun collapses into a black hole >Every star in the distance winks out, suffering the same fate, each hole expanding until nothing is left >He's stuck in the void >"Thanks, handsome," says a disembodied voice, and he feels something kiss his cheek >Then he wakes up back at home
>>206665 >J could have been spared >But she just HAD to say a corporate buzzword >She literally couldn't fucking help herself and avoid getting turned into an eldritch monster centipede puppet before getting her soul sent back to the boss J's corporate autism truly knows no bounds.
>>206671 >As the black hole the Solver used to summon the "creature" closes, she smiles in satisfaction. >The universe was now her- >A hand suddenly and inexplicably grasps the - non solid - edge of the singularity to another universe. >Something that was neither possible nor made any sense. >That day, the Solver learned that there were forces beyond even her understanding. Forces she had tempted with a kiss.
I've made millions filming Disassembly Drones fighting each other for oil. Those little shits will absolutely fucking destroy another DD without thinking twice. Once we even got a Sentinel to fight.
>>206677 >CYYYNNNNNN >YOU CAN’T ESCAPE ME MY LOVE >AS SOON AS YOU DO SOMETHING I’LL READ ABOUT IT IN THE GREENTEXT, AND THEN I’LL KNOW WHERE YOU ARE >YOU CAN’T HIDE CYYNNNNN
>Molly's patrol log: >6pm: Arrived at station, dressed and attended evening briefing. >7pm: Began patrol, flagged down by inebriated civilian outside bar. Heard audible screaming, investigated. Individual, in an attempt to get "some succ" used an inattentive disassembler's stinger to puncture his crotch. Nanomachines began to break down his flesh before the DD could neutralize them. Individual was attended to by paramedics, DD was only detained long enough for a statement. >I'm not even 2 hours into my fucking shift...
>"Anon come quick!" N shouts. >N's already out the door and across the hall to his own room by the time you're up. >Heading into N and Uzi's apartment you find... Uzi stuck in a wall. >Well halfway through a wall, her ass is several feet off the ground and lodged in there pretty good. >"I found her like this, she says she can't move and she's calling me step brother!" N says. >"...Uzi is this con-" >"It's consensual." Uzi says. >After briefing N on what's expected of him, you leave. >Fucking drones.
>>206683 >>206684 Fuck, every one of you is looking at a minimum of 30 years in a maximum security prison, goddamn it! I'm not kidding, these things get more years than killing babies, so knock it the fuck off!
>So... You have one of those, and I don't. Why am I the one wearing pants? >That's bullshit. Am I really gonna have to build a Jugg Jr. myself? >Can I see it though. >damn.
>>206736 >Murder Drones Season 2 starts with SD-רוי using his Program Dominators to mind control every drone on the planet into being his slaves >Uzi, N, and V have to go back in time to stop both him and the Solver
>>206776 >All the retagging could have been avoided if this artist had just raised their hand and said "it's (me) and I have a new character I like to draw"
>>206562 >had her memories the whole time Then why was she shocked that Cyn was Tessa? I mean it should have been incredibly obvious to her that this was no way the girl who saved her all those years ago
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>>206788 You realise it's brought up how the Solver directly has control over its Disassembly Drones' personalities and memories while the main host, Cyn, is their Solver host administrator right? V didn't know because the Solver didn't want her to know what happened to Tessa. N didn't know either.
We don't know when Cyn / the Solver assimilated Tessa, in Episode 5 we see that out of Tessa's personal drones only J was in the Gala ballroom with Tessa and J was immediately forced under the Solver's control along with the rest of the drones. It could have been immediately during the Gala Massacre, or at any point during the Absolute Solver's consumption of Earth and deployment of the Disassembly Drones.
>>206794 That's V when she was a worker drone, she was the only character in the show who appeared in that outfit with glasses. The artist's handles are written on the bottom of the image.
>>206795 There WAS a Gaslight District thread up, but it was some shitty e-celeb thread linking to a Saberspark video talking about Gaslight District and asking for people's opinion on the Saberspark video. So the jannies deleted the thread.
Those skibidi toilet threads that shit on [insert indie internet cartoon] (mostly Glitch) are troll bait threads by a spammer / little group that's common on /co/ and some anons have said they're probably Sharty troons just trying to start shit. They just use skibidi toilet as a weapon to spam.
>>206808 When I said ''I don't know who's this'' I was talking about the author of all the bunny drone drawings. Mea culpa, should have added pic unrelated to my post.
>>206812 >Mea culpa, should have added pic unrelated to my post. Yes that is the usual course of action. Thanks for elaborating though I wasn't sure what the fuck you were talking about
The bunny drone stuff is a new deranged (femanon?) drawfag I believe. So.. that's always interesting.
>>206818 Shaking my head with disappointment, son. You'll never understand the true beauty of the flat, featureless show-accurate Worker Drone cylindrical bottom. This is truly a taste for only the most distinguished of gentlemen. I hope you come to your senses one day.
>You don't know how long you've been here >The earth is gone >Humanity is extinct save for you >Cyn has you as a pet of some sort >You've tried to kill yourself, she just laughs and brings you back every time >There's no food or water here >You rely entirely on Cyn to stay alive >You've tried to starve or dehydrate yourself to death but your instincts always make you cave >[Knocking Door] "Honey I'm home!" [Funny Obscure Reference] >Speak of the devil >Cyn enters your home/cage like she owns the place, because she does >Cyn, that horrible amalgam of flesh and drone enters your line of sight >And her stolen breasts are bigger than your head, sloshing full of milk >[Giggle] "It's time for dinner! Come and drink up!"
>>206822 >discord mentioned in any capacity eugh, any time anonymity starts to go out of the window that's a big red flag. no thank you, if you want to be involved in that go ahead but staying mostly anonymous is always the best way to go no matter what.
>>206826 Probably she has a friend or two there watching us, they are laughing at us, we must tank discord stocks when it goes public, that will show them!
I believe that this drawfags is either Ja-sin or Hal (creator of sentinel-h) myself. It's very hard to deliberate who they are. Don't think they could be Literal Insect either.
>>206826 don’t tell anyone but im in the evil drawfag cabalcord our goal is to take over the threads but we can’t do it because our plans keep getting lost in the flood of stinky femcels loudly exclaiming their lust for N and what they want to do to him (typically involving hedge clippers)
>>206837 who else would maintain the threads? it is obvious that a shadow group control 70% of the art in these threads, we are just PUPPETS, WE ARE PUPPETS MAN
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>>206837 You can't really stop anyone from deciding to reunite on other websites, but afaik discord always kills all discourse in all imageboards, akin to aids or cancer.
>>206837 Of course. They have spies on every chan that discusses animation, they have bugs in your house and keylogging software on your computer, they have blackmail evidence over every moderator and janny to make sure (you)r posts get deleted and all the posts that (you) hate get replies by the truckload. I mean what world are you living in man? They're in here with us as we speak, you can tell by examining their typing style and then comparing it to the trajectory of the sun and moon and the current formulation of the gas at the pump n munch on the corner of 4th and Main.
>>206853 I've written like 6 greens in this thread alone and sign none of them because they're my unfiltered daydreams given life by a stray neuron firing into the stupid part of my brain.
It's a shame that the mainsite returned, only because it feels like we lost some new friends. Aside from that it's unfortunate to see that we gained some fucking pests in the meantime. I don't know who the fuck Strawberry is but stop spamming it
>>206852 >Sentinel drone Spies that secretly monitor 'Anons' Thread activity >Transfers any updates near instantaneously to the Sentinel's 'Discord' >Said discord is just a medium for sentinel to relay information to plan their next move on preferred victims (lovers) >nothing ever happens because there's so much infighting on the discord over "who gets who" that is grind any actual progress to a halt >Its still very enriching for the Sentinels
>>206859 anon you realise plenty of people crosspost right, and threads started on /co/ there's literally constant traffic between both depending on what kind of autism one feels like. plus it's always better to have multiple places to post just incase one goes down for whatever reason.
>>206865 I'm pretty sure that retard replies to his own posts with more vorefaggotry but it's clearly done to be annoying, there's no other reason why he'd be posting the same prompts all the time.
By the way PillarNigger immediately started rambling about da secret DISCORD on /co/ lol.
ironically it's an on going inside joke me nuke and hal are the same person but yeah, personally i have my own server that just has some ppl in the threads, it's not really an md discord tho
>Walking down the street late at night. >Kind of drunk. >Disassembler's lurking nearby, starts to follow me. >"Hey big guy, you look like you could use a girlfriend." The disassembler's hand switches to those weird claw things they have. >"Sorry lady I have a girlfriend...bot robofriend." I laugh at my own drunkenness. >"I'm not asking..." >"Oh okay." Figure I must have misunderstood her. "Have a nice night then." >The disassembler watches me go, confused. >Don't realize what happened until the next morning.
>>206873 Well Pluschan has deeper autism and threadlore with OC shit and whatnot, while over on the mainsite on /co/ MD threads are more focused on the core series I guess. It's ultimately still the same collection of posters and new posters coming in to get involved, and there's plenty of autism and creativity to go around. It's just that on /co/ too much OC autism will be considered off-topic so it's best to shunt all that 'tism here instead. Which I why I lurk on both most of the time.
>>206892 I'm a writefag but that one where a human stumbles on J and uses her as a living heater while slowly succumbing to solver meat and becoming a mutant lived rent free in my head for a bit.
>>206889 >R saw a positively gorgeous drone in a bunnysuit and now she's on a bunnysuit kick >Makes bunny outfits for E, S, and herself >S is weirded out but goes along just fine >Until she sees herself in the mirror >The sight of even the vaguest of prey-like objects kicks her feline programming into high gear and she bolts at the mirror >Much broken glass, a change of outfits, and a bit of cleaning later, SD-S's boss feels a tap on his shoulder >"Is it true what they say about broken mirrors and bad luck?"
>>206892 The first Negev greentext that showed her being completely unstable, the HODR greentext where Anon found a dead body in his locker, then there's the greentext where Uzi tried to make herself taller by saying "grow grow grow"
>>206905 Then there's the HODR greentext where it started off as joke and then slowly devolved into a horror story about the ressurection of a dead loved one
>>206910 You don't really need motor function, honestly. As long as you have a decent grasp of shapes, proportions, and their relation to one another you can make it work. Sure you might not be able to do things consistently, or clean, but you can do them.
>Upon asking "what that tongue do?" a drone gives you an hour long lecture of its capabilities and specs. >She later gives you a printout in case you missed anything. >Apparently drone autism is real.
>Serial Designation Romeo and Sentinel Juliet. >One of, if not the only pair of DD and Sentinel lovers you can find post war. >Though despite their fame, they prefer a quiet life. >A few books, romance novels of course, with thinly veiled references to the pair have been published. >But nothing official. >They refuse interviews, ignore the tabloids, and typically keep to themselves. >Despite their obvious preference for privacy, many speculate in various forums or message boards about how their relationship started. >One can only imagine the spectacular happenstance that started this unconventional relationship.
>Several years earlier, in a dive bar weeks after the Solver's defeat. >"Holy shit, your name's Juliet? We should totally bang!"
>>206969 >The twist is that a human woman was pulling the strings all along. >The entire theater comprised of worker, disassembler and sentinel drones came away shaking at the reveal.
>>207009 YOU'RE A DISGRACE! You have 10 seconds to exit my household before I release the pack of mutated dogs with bees in their mouths and that when they bark they shoot bees at you
>have one of those dreams again >you're back in the studio, your transformation into a monster fresh >you predate on your audience and coworkers alike >you are waterboarding skibidi john in his own toilet bowl water when you wake up in a cold sweat, gasping and looking about >you're back in your run down apartment >you're not a monster- not any more >actually, that nightmare wasn't all that bad >skibidi john was a real bastard >you wonder if this is the progress your therapist was talking about
>>207077 Same here. Im not on any discord servers or anything like that, Im on my own mostly. It would be cool if I was but I think it’s better that I’m not
>>207112 They implicitly did, but Doll already having oil stains on her clothes in episode 1 makes me think that was a change made after Liam realized he didn't have the attention span for multiple seasons.
>>207077 I really want to write some hacky lore about this and how war has broken out on other planets between democracy and communism. Some real Kojima-esque shit >27th century >The space race continues but is now about colonizing planets and moons >Oil rigs on Titan >Research stations of Phobos >So on and so forth >US and Russia begin hiring PMC groups to safeguard planetary assets >JCJenson is one of these PMC groups >Along with being a company that creates home products, they also make weapons for the proxy wars that happen around Sol >They also produce drones to fight alongside human security personnel >Drones take most of the casualties due to the importance of human personnel There's more to this but I'm drinking and want to relax tonight
>Order "angsty drone daughter" model for personal reasons. >Everything is fine at first. >But holy fuck is she angsty. >Just constant emo shit. >Doesn't like anything. >Had to ground her for eating pigeons that go too close to her window. >Now she's blasting "Sound of da Police" at max volume in her room.
>>207148 how exactly is she gonna get it? sure, there's probably some human DNA in all that solver flesh lying around, but it's not exactly gonna be a clean sample
>>207136 It's affectionate not tastetesting >>207137 >>207141 I love Alice and her feral/goofy animalistic antics so much bros Just look at that ⚡⚡speed, how nimble and sleek, all while talking in that nice voice of hers, it's paradisical tbh
And this tuah Wether Liam left Alice's fate unsure intentionally (as unlikely as it is, the 1001 does prove that they were aware of CFL subjects being zombiedrones, or at least Alice is, since that detail was added intentionally. Did he know/intend that the headdamage does not kill her? No idea but in my personal interpretation that goes under his mention of 'delicious ambiguity'[iirc] in one of his discord posts earlier this year) or not, I feel there is a lot that can be done since potential is obvious, but it's difficult to pull off. >>206951 Poor smaller creature
>>207170 Yeah I know, it's the right thing since the VA in most cases doesn't influence the characters behaviour (exceptions aren't in MD, they imo made very good choices with who they picked out), but iykyk. Shouldn't have looked at VA's twitters
>>207109 Maybe Doll had enough self awareness to know she wasn't in a judging position after mercilessly killing several teens to lure in someone else to kill.
I didn't think I'd have to worry about knocking my joblin up, but I learned the hard way that it's more than possible. I've never seen anyone or anything more pregnant
>>207192 I've noticed that most artists pretty consistently depict her almost identically. I'm unsure of what the bizarre obsession with race swapping Uzi is about, the only other case where a character is often portrayed black is J.
>>206602 >The world is controlled not by the masses, but by the hands of a few. It is an undeniable fact, and it has always been so. That all drones are created equal is a myth. The drones are nothing but weeds, their disassembly overlords, gardeners. Only when the weeds are cut may flowers bloom.
>>207229 I wish I had that much energy to draw and the technical knowledge to do so. I have too much envy. I'm trying to draw everyday but after 4am-4:30pm work, I'm just not fast enough
>>207250 >The audience explodes into a barrage of screams, gunfire, fist fights, and terror as someone unleashes a wild N into the crowd >The janitor looks on in sorrow
>>207275 >Commander Ruffus of the 107th "Flying Good Boys" stood atop his big stick class cruiser. >The enemy had called for a cease fire to negotiate peace talks. >This was the seventh time such a request had been made, and accepted. >Each of the times before, the cats had betrayed them, firing on their vessels and inflicted mass destruction. >Sure they were unable to die, but building things without thumbs was hard. >Still, Ruffus had a good feeling about this time. It really sounded like the cats were sorry. >"Sir they're firing on us." >Oh well, maybe next time...
>Hey there frens, do you love bugrettas but a hive of filthy oogis has gotten their stubs on her? If so. Then read this id yoy want commit something i like to call “oogi ntr”
>Step one: Find a oogi hive, typically when you see a bunch of oogis leaving their hives to collect berries, typically that means that they have a boogi of their own and are now trying to care for it. I would highly recommend a hive that has invaded your yard or your house.
>Step two:Get their bugretta to reject the hive. As they are out scavenging to feed the bugretta, they would collect anything that closely resembles a berri, making this the perfect opportunity for sabotage. Get stuff by cherry tomatoes, bitter berries and even some non-sweet candy and place them in areas would oogis can find them. Always make sure to keep a secret stash with the good stuff.
>If you see oogis frantically leaving the hive to search for more berries then that means it is working. >Keep going at this for long enough and soon you’ll be on step three.
>Step three: by consistently doing step two, the bugretta will eventually leave the hive because of the oogis repeated failures. This time would be the most opportunic due to the lack of oogis ––maybe perhaps a couple oogis will try to bring it back to their hive –– protecting it. Making it easier to snatch grab it without resistance. >Step four: this part is the easiest. Just care for the bugretta. Due to the amount of damage you have been causing to the hive, the bugretta by then would be looking for someone else to take care of her. Give her the aforementioned secret stash you had for her. Regularly feed her, let her watch pre-disney star wars and give her other star wars related stuff, generally made her feel at home. If she ever starts giggling when you hold or tickle her and honey starts spewing out of her mouth. That means that she now sees you as her caregiver. By step four, the oogi hive might be getting an idea of what you are doing. >Step Five: now that the bugretta sees you as its caregiver, you should now be able to give her a bath. Make sure that it is a bubble bath with product that is deem safe for boogi, and make sure you have toys in there as well. Lastly, make sure you have some anti oogi smell product on hand. If you throughly clean her with it, you can successfully scrub off the smell before your applying your own scent on her. I suggest applying something that both you and your bug friend for like, for me I use the scent of cookie dough. Oogis at this point is in mass hysteria as they sense that their smell is being scrubbed off the fat lil sausage and will try to pinpoint to its last location. Unfortunately for them it will be bathroom and they’ll bear witness to you cleaning off their scent with a smile on her face.
>The oogis at this point will do anything to take back their boogi away from you and reapply their smell. Even stealing her back away from you. When this happens. The final step has finally started.
>Step six: By the time the oogis have taken her back to their hive, the bugretta had enjoyed the life under your care and after being dragged back to the hive of oogis that had failed her so often, she would absolutely hate them. No matter how many berries that are feed to her, no matter all the plays they show her. She will voice her displeasure to them.
>But above all the else, the moment they try to rub away your scent off of her they WILL let out the most autistic screeching one could hear. At this moment, at THIS very moment. Go to the hive and “rescue” her. The oogis will try to stop you but it doesn’t matter. By the time you get to her, she would be so ecstatic to see you again, the oogis would be shocked to see her so happy seeing you in comparison to them.
>Pick bug friend and comfort her, say cooing words to put her at ease. The bugretta will giggle at you as a sign of comfort but the moment you show her the oogis, she will blow a raspberry at them. In oogi culture, being blown a raspberry by a boogi is the greatest dishonor an oogi is bestowed upon. Any oogi given this would be considered worthless. To an entire hive, this is their despair horizon.
>Now whatever you do now at this won’t matter anymore because their fate is ultimately sealed but if you want to rub the salt on the wound even further. Scold the oogis by telling them that they had let down boogi.
>if you follow all the steps, Congratulations! You have successfully pulled an Oogi NTR. You now have a bug friend that looks up to you and an oogi hive that is gonna commit a jonestown to rid themselves of their shame. >Follow me next week to read on how to make a recreation of pompeii with oogis and a baking soda volcano.
>>207286 Switch, Haruka and Aoi because of Asian racism >Western racism - insult you based on your skin color and stereotypes
>Asian racism - curses your family, children, ancestors, your entire ethnicity for being subhuman dogs which can be proven with historical facts and not just by the color of your skin