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Is Cells at Work going to do a special Coronavirus issue?
>>417241
Cells At Work BLACK is getting an anime adaptation
Hataraku Saibo BLACK: Cells at Work! BLACK PV2 - Official Trailer
>>417474
The girl needs to be flatter for this image to work. That one looks like a normal teen.
>>417475
Platelets have the form of kindergartners.
Little Platelets are so adorable (Cells at work).
>>417474
Perhaps the artist could not bring himself to draw someone underage, and had to give her some boobage to keep his conscience quiet. Just a guess.
>>417240
This shows depiction of cells is not entirely scientifically accurate.
>>417481
Its an anime with a similar concept where the cells of the body are personified as individuals as a way of spreading both entertainment and education.
Its been out for the long time, the reason this thread was bumped is because one of its spinoffs is getting animated.
A dark variant of the concept because the body those cells exist in is extremely unhealthy so everything is more depressing and worn down.
>>417473
>>417241
Will people talk more about the edgy series with big tiddy katana wielding white blood cells rather than the one with dead-eyed male white blood cells?
>>417365
Be safe, for cell's sake.
>>417481
There's nothing Japan won't reduce to cutesy waifus
https://soranews24.com/2020/11/17/anime-girls-are-waiting-for-you-to-tell-them-about-your-real-life-poo-for-new-games-microtransactions/
Its the only way for them to reach their population of otaku neets with health-saving information.
Black did an episode featuring Kidney stones.
Fun times.
>>417608
why do japs need a gacha game to tell them to shit
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