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Has this series changed how you think about your body?
No.417243
Anonymous
*mlop*
No.417355
Anonymous
Is Cells at Work going to do a special Coronavirus issue?
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
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>>417474
The girl needs to be flatter for this image to work. That one looks like a normal teen.
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Mstr Twstr
>>417474
Perhaps the artist could not bring himself to draw someone underage, and had to give her some boobage to keep his conscience quiet. Just a guess.
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>>417240
This shows depiction of cells is not entirely scientifically accurate.
No.417481
Anonymous
>>417476
>>417479
what the fuck is this, a moe remake of Once Upon a Time: Life?
No.417482
Anonymous
>>417481
Its an anime with a similar concept where the cells of the body are personified as individuals as a way of spreading both entertainment and education.

Its been out for the long time, the reason this thread was bumped is because one of its spinoffs is getting animated.
A dark variant of the concept because the body those cells exist in is extremely unhealthy so everything is more depressing and worn down.
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>>417473
>>417241
Will people talk more about the edgy series with big tiddy katana wielding white blood cells rather than the one with dead-eyed male white blood cells?
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>>417365
Be safe, for cell's sake.
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>>417481
There's nothing Japan won't reduce to cutesy waifus

https://soranews24.com/2020/11/17/anime-girls-are-waiting-for-you-to-tell-them-about-your-real-life-poo-for-new-games-microtransactions/

Its the only way for them to reach their population of otaku neets with health-saving information.
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>>417488
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Anonymous
>>417355
yes actually
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Black did an episode featuring Kidney stones.

Fun times.
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>>417722
this is starting to get a bit too real for me on getting older and older
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>>417608
why do japs need a gacha game to tell them to shit
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