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No.421531
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Encountered this image and wanted an excuse to post it, can we have a thread for ridiculous or extremely shitty gaming controllers?

>Aim for Mad Catz tier or higher
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it's like someone put a snes controller on top of a x360 one and turned up the oven for the two to melt together.
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this thing is an analog controller for the Sega Megadrive.
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>>421533
Also comes in Playstation version.
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>>421545
Its like you are holding an aliens head in your hand.

What does the PERSONAL COMPUTER button do?
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Gee, it sure is boring around here...youtube thumb
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>>421531
>>Aim for Mad Catz tier or higher
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>>421553
This was actually pretty good for playing Doom.
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>>421556
What did the phone numbers on the bottom do?
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A prehistoric touchpad controller, so worked about as well as you think.
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>>421557
In Doom they selected weapons, just like the numbers on the keyboard for the PC original.
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>>421546
Should obvious novelty peripherals get something of a pass.
Since they are clearly not designed to actually be functional and are instead made specifically for collectors to put in a visual display on a shelf.
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Okay, here's the most ridiculous and also coolest controller of all time: the Sega Activator.
It's a ring of sensors that project beams of infrared light to the ceiling; when you move a limb in one of the directions, it breaks the light and it is registered as a button press. So you can control Street Fighter by actually punching and kicking.

In practice it didn't work well because the idea is fucking stupid.

>>421565
>Should obvious novelty peripherals get something of a pass.
fuck no they shouldn't. they are still mass produced fully functional controllers.
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>>421566
That's some sci-fi shit. If only the technology had existed to keep up with it.
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>>421558
have a (extremely heterosexual) ad for the product
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>>421550
This is just a phaser prop from star trek.
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Something that was brought up in another thread >>421342 but bears repeating.
Are a promotional thing for the new Sonic movie that came out

Fluffy controllers are such a fucking bad idea, even if you aren't a filthy fuck with cheeto hands yours still naturally put out sweat and oil.
In no time at all these are gonna be matted and disgusting with the human grime, and its not like you can even just wipe them down like you can with normal smooth plastic controllers.

Shit is fucking nasty.
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>>421545
Why don't gamepads have Turbo/Auto switches anymore.
It was obviously such a vital function.
How can we game without it.
No.421589
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>>421587
>Why don't gamepads have Turbo/Auto switches anymore.
1. not enough space for every button
2. fewer games would benefit from it. Games either have autofire now to be more accessible, or don't require super fast button mashing.

I mean, in the 16/32-bit era it would help you to fire faster with Megaman or Metal Slug. But with Tomb Raider or Halo, it makes zero difference.
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>>421591
Was the silver bananarang ever actually a thing you could obtain?

Or was it just a proto-type sitting next to the PS3 when it was being shown off in images before release.

>>421590
>LB/RB buttons on front
What?
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wu-tang is for the children
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YOU ARE 100 YEARS TOO EARLY TO CHALLENGE ME!

SHAMEFUL DISPLAY!
No.421603
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>>421600
Does that really need 6 batteries to work?
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>>421603
To be a true Samurai requires Sacrifice.
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>>421607
More like LE DICK
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>>421603
Its a wireless sword motion controller that needs 3 batteries at a time which gives you roughly 5 hours of usage.
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Always wanted to give this a go but never got the opportunity (Never actually owning the classic Xbox probably didn't help).
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This is cheating since its clearly someones art project but when else are you going to get the chance to share it?
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>>421621
>analog nipple
It's just like the Sega Saturn 3d pad.
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>>421550
The CDI had alot of stupid controller versions.
That's what happens when your start point is a tv remote fused with a gamepad.
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>>421642
Another more prominent example.
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>>421643
I'm not sure the CDI counts, it's functionality is more common with DVD players than consoles.
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>>421644
Modern consoles are basically DVD players, it counts.

Also there were a number of games that were developed specifically for it.
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>>421645
>Modern consoles are basically DVD players, it counts.
No, modern consoles are PC set top boxes with a custom OS, and the CDI predates even DVD players (arguably the menu controls on the DVD was inspired by the CDI).

>Also there were a number of games that were developed specifically for it.
Yeah and Dragons Lair was ported to DVD as well.
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>>421645
If "modern" is 2002, then yes. That used the be the way...... except for Nintendo.
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If the Phillips CD-I is not a console why did they later make a proper console-shaped games controller for the system.
Checkmate Atheists~
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>>421648
>why did they later make a proper console-shaped games controller for the system

They didn't. They just licensed the Gravis PC gamepad (1991).
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>>421646
An example of an actual videogame on the cdi, played via a controller.
Link: The Faces of Evil (Zelda CD-I) - Part 1youtube thumb
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>>421531
Did someone say mad catz?
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ROB was a stupid videogame peripheral gimmick.
But on the other hand he got to become a fighter in Smash Bros.
So he could have done worse for himself.
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I loved my SNES bazooka.
As a lightgun accessory it is needlessly oversized and awkwardly designed for its purpose but still was the best (So cool it was used as the basis for a plot-important prop in the Mario Bros movie).

The NES Zapper wasn't bad either to be honest.
Better to have one that looks like a sci-fi raygun than a lightgun that is trying too hard to look real and tactical.
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Not only a gimmick controller but a total piece of shit
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>>421733
Huh...

That's pretty neat.
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>>421733
Righteous.
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>>421765
Uh, what is this even used for?
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>>421767
It's for LEGO® Power Functions.
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>>421705
The main question for the nes zapper is; Grey or Orange?
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Maximum Overtism.
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>>421816
That's actually pretty neat for flight simulators.
I'm actually looking for one of those trays you can install on gamer chairs, to hold the keyboard/mouse. It would mean that I don't need a table, and I could just convert that area to store my hi-fi gear (amp, speakers, a console or two maybe).
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>>421576
Just found out the controllers are only half fluffy and that somehow makes them seem really low quality.
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Something a little different but no less absurd...
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Its more a peripheral than any sort of control device but do people remember the REZ vibrator, designed to keep your girlfriend occupied while you played the game?

Vibrating in response to your actions in-game as your played said techno trance shooter.
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>>421621
Is it okay if I post this collection of impractical gaming-paraphernalia-themed coffee tables to this thread?
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>>421531
Optimal Potemkin Hitboxyoutube thumb

Fighting game players are mental.
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Gameboy Sewing Machine.
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Train Controller for Densha de Go (a train simulator).
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>>422489
Japan fucking loves trains.
Probably from their racial bonus to autism.

>>422488
This though I have no explanation for.
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>>422490
>This though I have no explanation for.

Gameboy got a lot of weird ass stuff for it. There was a camera, which isn't as silly considering that all mobile devices have a built-in camera nowadays, except that the Gameboy had 4 shades of black as color. And it also got a *printer*.
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>>422491
Japan does love their photo booths, the ones that takes a bunch of little photos of you then adds silly effects to them.
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>>422075
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>>422578
I had a mega drive as a child, what the hell is a mega drive 4?
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>>422579
Brazilian jank.
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Fuck's sake
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>>422628
wait, I thought that was just a photoshop.
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>>422629
One man's photoshop is another man's weekend project.
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>>422514
It seems like multiple teams of people thought being able to play DDR using only your hands was an important cause and moved to fill that intrinsic need.
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>>421576
>>422004
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Something seems off about this controller, but... I just can't tell... what could it be?
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why would one make such a thing
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>>422410
>Fighting game players are mental.
Don't enter the ring of honor if you aren't prepared to face the beast
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>>422907
Uohhhhhhhhh erotic!!
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>>421531
guess its cheaper than the old cheat of giving your kid/little sibling an unplugged controller and pretending you are playing together
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>>422125
Thinking about it I'm sure plenty of controllers of various shapes and vibration capabilities have been used as sexual devices by lonely gamer girls.
Maybe even some of the ones posted in this thread.
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>>421531
>>421541
>>421542
>>421543
>>422577
Novelty appearance shit that makes it look more like a toy than a controller.

Like you'd flip it open and there would be a Mighty Max playset inside.
No.423168
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>>423163
>Like you'd flip it open and there would be a Mighty Max playset inside.
That's actually a neat idea. Has it ever been done?
No.423169
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>>423168
Not that I've ever seen.
What the hell is up with that color wheel?
No.423365
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No.423366
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>>423365
No.423402
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>>423366
Isn't this the thing the super commandos wore on their heads in Universal Soldier?
No.423493
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All fishing specific controllers are retarded/
No.423515
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>>421566
Most of the people who bought it probably fucked themselves up trying to use it.
No.423545
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No.423571
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Third party, designed to be used one handed for some reason.
No.423573
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>>423571
That's not that dumb, although not optimal. I find myself often using the controller one handed in stuff like RPGs when grinding. One question I'd have is which way is up on the d-pad.

it does have a design flaw in that it looks like fixed left handed. The d-pad should be possible to re-align to the other side for right handed usage. But if I'd use this for grinding rpgs with one hand, I'd probably use my left hand for that while doing other things with my right hand.
However this way it wouldn't be that useful for, say, handicapped people who only have one hand.
No.423581
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No.423589
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This is truly old school, the first of its kind, so you can forgive any awkwardness in the design.
No.423590
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>>423589
what the fuck kind of controller is that? A potmeter on the left and a button on top?
No.423591
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>>423590
It was enough to play Pong with.
No.423592
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>>423589
>>423590
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnavox_Odyssey
No.423618
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A PS2 controller with the idea of replacing one of the sticks with a trackball to make it superior at playing certain kinds of games.

Also happens to look like a big angry swollen red testicle.
No.423643
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>>422125
>REZ vibrator
No.423723
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All musical instrument gimmick controllers are inherently limited in the amount of games they can be used for but at least they are pretty fun right?
No.423743
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A ridiculously over-expensive pad for casuals too shit to pull off fatalities by themselves.
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>>423743
No.423773
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>>422489
No.423977
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The Saturn had a goofy-ass looking analog-stick version controller released for it.
No.423978
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>>423977
It was actually pretty forward thinking in a lot of ways. The analog "nipple" was designed in a way so it never breaks or starts drifting. It didn't use potentiometers but some magnetic thing.
And the controller had a cable dongle, the dongle was designed to accommodate additional controller expansions between the dongle and the controller. They had a patent for it, but none of the expansions were made. The Dreamcast would revisit this with the two VMU controller slots.
No.423979
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>>423978
The VMUs were a pretty gimmicky things in practice to be honest.
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>>423978
>The analog "nipple" was designed in a way so it never breaks or starts drifting. It didn't use potentiometers but some magnetic thing
Sounds like a useful feature, why did no one else do that?
No.424002
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>>422491
>>422488
>weird gameboy shit
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Basically the same general concept as the Power Glove but made in the N64 era.

Less cool because it doesn't make you look as much like a cyberpunk decker.
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>>424071
There was also a version made for the Playstation.

Honestly when strapped on looks more like a brace you're wearing because your Carpal Tunnel Syndrome is acting up.
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>>424072
The powerglove looks pretty sci-fi in comparison, like it could be part of a superheroes costume.
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>>423573
you want a one-hander controller?
No.424195
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This seems like a meme photoshop
No.424207
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Fuckin genius
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>>424472
arcade stick users are all sorts of autists.
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Have some keyboard shit.
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>>424565
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SQL statistics:

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time taken: 0.00438309 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`postid` = '421531' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND `parentid` = '421531' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` no error (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00032711 SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 3 AND `postid` IN(421342)) AND `deleted` = 0 no error

actions:

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setup_html actions: 4 start: 1680269050.92795600 end: 1680269050.92803000 took (total): 0.000074
validation actions: 1 start: 1680269050.91711200 end: 1680269050.92784500 took (total): 0.010733

Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

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Current time:

2023-03-31 06:24:10