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It's the new Let's Play and other video content related to games thread. Old one's over yonder >>190608
Have an enjoyable time not playing games, guys.
>>193447
Honestly opinions like this register pretty low with me when I rate Let's Players, I mostly don't like Liam because he comes off as a lot duller and less knowledgeable of pop culture than the other three. The Liam is a weeaboo and lolicon jokes are pretty old too.
>>193485
Liam brings the youthful energy and the sass to the the group, he is the sauciest.
Also the secret joke is that Pat and Woolie are much bigger weebs than him.
Do all french people write like this? //youtube.com/watch?v=7XZ7-wFLnfI![]()
or did David Cage write this under an assumed name?
>>193499
How is it in any way similar to David Cage? You don't like either so that means that they're the same?
>>193502
Its almost beat for beat a similar bag of artsy to edgy nonsense. If they had switched to a Male Protag then it would be Indigo 2
Am I the only one who thinks Liam looks a lot like Finn Jones?
>>193503
There are female characters onscreen who aren't about to be raped, this can't be a David Cage game.
More seriously: The dialogue is nothing like a David Cage script (it's a little questionable in places but not in the same way), and even if it was, the dialogue isn't even the problem with David Cage's writing. David Cage can write an individual scene decently enough, so long as nobody's trying to get laid in it. Cage's problem is that he's incapable of stringing those scenes together into a story that isn't pants-on-head retarded.
>>193506
Cage doesn't write scenes based around the story, he strings his stories based around otherwise unrelated scenes.
>>193499
>Comparing anything non-conventional to D.C.
Y'know, there's a reason why non-vidya people think players are artistically immature.
>>193510
I've seen the weirdest hateboners over this game. On another forum I came across a guy recommending no one buy it and expressing confusion why so many reviewers liked "this pretentious hipster shit". I had to point out that it was probably because these outfits didn't consider "FUCKING HIPSTERS" to be the be-all and end-all of aesthetic criticism. I mean, if Life Is Strange's cultural touchstones fill you with incandescent rage then no duh you're going to hate it. It's not for you. And, y'know, that's fine! God knows there's a million things I'd rather do than sit through a screening of the Three Colours Trilogy with my popcorn and a cup of Fanta, but I'm hardly going to waste time shooing people away from the cinema just because it's not my thing.
I for one am shocked that Internet nerds hate a thing about teenagers with a female lead.
>>193516
Who also goes to some private liberal arts school. Completely baffled how neckbeards could possibly hate such a thing.
>>193506
You say that but you don't know the whole story...
//youtube.com/watch?v=Q8HKB7deAjM
Now that it's over, let's never give Liam the reins to any more RPG playthroughs.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3703017
It's a multiplayer CK2 thread, where all players are playing electors of the HRE (the empire of Italia has been cut and the dejure territory added to the HRE so we can have more voters). I'm playing Saxony, and apparently 5 people are going to each play a merchant house in Genoa, it's gonna be a hell of a party. Think I'll try and go Germanic so I can rampage around the North lining my pockets and bribing my fellow electors (who, of course, are sacrosanct and safe from my aggression). And even if I don't convert, the Danes, Norwegians, and Swedes are easy prey for an armed and aggressive Saxony.
Paradox threads are among the finest LP threads.
>>193522
That link doesn't really help anyone, you know?
Either get an account or accept that you have a limited access to screenshot LPs.
In Zaibatsu news, Biofreaks is perhaps the most lubricated video outside of Sonic Boom.
>>193524
Sorry mate, but as I've said before, so long as we're all cookie'd up actual members aren't privy to whether there's a paywall up at the moment or not.
>Woolie beats Bio F.R.E.A.K.S. (on Novice) and challenges Maximilian to do the same
>Max tries to do it in a stream (and insists on using the highest difficulty level)
>the stream peaks at over 7000 viewers, but Max's crew gets stuck on the last boss (which is nearly impossible because Woolie's strategy essentially doesn't work on this difficulty level)
>Pat and Matt both donate $100 each to the stream
The cruelest generosity!
>>193579
But of course, while Max can't end it earlier, they can't leave earlier either.
>Pat: It's 4am and I got a podcast tomorrow. But *** it, I can't leave this ***. Get ready for the sleepycast
>Pat: I dunno, I started to feel bad originally, when someone I noticed maybe an hour ago that they were doing it. Then I started watching, and felt less bad. Then Woolie and Matt start throwing money at it, so I gotta, I mean, we all need to enable this kind of absurd, self destructive behaviour. It's like throwing money at a 65 year old woman doing a striptease out in the cold. You really shouldn't, but man, she's going for it, and by god I won't go home without having enabled poor behaviour that I indirectly encouraged.
And you can watch all the SEVEN HOURS here.
//youtube.com/watch?v=6tJjvA8zMpQ
You it's always a good BEST FRIENDS when it's a Simpsons game, and a good one to boot.
//youtube.com/watch?v=LdxfDIsrips
Drunk Panzer is somehow annoying and amazing at the same time. That ending.
//youtube.com/watch?v=THfgNlcNa98
Aya Breakowski and Max Caulfield team up to fight zombies in RE:Revelations 2.
Metal Gear Scanlon 3 is a beautiful thing but also a grim reminder that Metal Gear is never, EVER going to be this as good as Snake Eater again.
//youtube.com/watch?v=lRkjWmvP7GQ
Do certain PS1 titles simply not work on PS3?
//youtube.com/watch?v=dAhU076sxgQ
THE HYPEST ENGRISH
>>193585
//youtube.com/watch?v=G3cAwjjnWiQ
Here, have all of that resumed in 12 min.
Is MGS 3 really that clunky or is Drew just that terrible at it?
>>193732
If you know how to properly fuck with it, it's this awesome.
//youtube.com/watch?v=Le23bsVURds
For a hot second I thought my new headphones were already broken. But no, Giant Bomb's audio mixing is just that fucking low.
Drew's nightmarish MGS3 run is being counterbalanced by the wayward Patrick's amazing Demon Soul's run.
Potato Marshall rides again, and better than ever (soooooul suuuuucker), for those who watched Brad's run.
>>193820
In some ways it's pretty amazing that Drew made it this far through the series without knowing some of their most basic mechanics. Not sure if Dan or just the pressure to perform for an audience is to blame for this.
Watching Liam play Hotline Miami 2 is goddamn exhilarating. He's a fucking killing machine.
Never having played the MGS series past the first one, I had to look up what Dan was so weird about and OH MY GOD. Kojima you fucking crazyperson.
I thought Jeff's FFX anger was funny, but I was unprepared for the glory of his FFX-2 anger.
Oh my god it was all worth it for Drew vs the End holy fuck.
>Drew
From the ashes of the worst Metal Gear Scanlon episode rises the BEST Metal Gear Scanlon episode. I can't believe that last grenade.
//youtube.com/watch?v=QRuSof1jR5s
Pat dies a little inside at the mention of something terrible.
Fucking Jesse Eisenberg.
//youtube.com/watch?v=e7KCZM51dsg
>>193941
So what seems to be people's opinions of the gameplay? Because the characters and plot sure aren't doing it any favors.
//youtube.com/watch?v=IPGB-AWwSnk
One week of mecha just wasn't enough!
http://superbestfriendsplay.com/video/best-friends-vs-bloodborne-part-1/
IT BEGINS!
>>194071
And it wont stop!
//youtube.com/watch?v=V__VurK5T3k
//youtube.com/watch?v=Jca8apuvKOA
For an April Fools prank, this was amazingly informative and entertaining. Even the part where Ross microwaved his macaroni.
>>194096
I've actually been meaning to make one of these. Literally call it a "Let's Draw."
I was editing a video as a test for the software just last night.
Fuckin
>>194096
Very solid podcast. Certainly wouldn't mind one of these a month or so. Ideally where they bring other animators on and discuss their past and experiences.
//youtube.com/watch?v=AaS6TCsb3Ws
Ninja Gaiden is a cruel mistress.
>>194096
Despite being an April Fools joke what they said about the Youtube policy change is true right? I don't pay much attention to that side of things.
//youtube.com/watch?v=Cz09W2Z6OOU
Nintendo keeps hitting Joe with violations, so no more Nintendo vids from him.
>>194161
Yeah. They talked about it briefly on other episodes. I'm also not up-to-date with YouTube's policies. I was surprised to hear no one is allowed to sing a copyrighted song anymore.
>>194162
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
>>194165
>I was surprised to hear no one is allowed to sing a copyrighted song anymore.
Hasn't that been the case ever since youtube started using bots to auto-remove copyright infringement?
//youtube.com/watch?v=YaY5DL4O8ro
KNEEL BEFORE MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE YEUH
>>194170
Yea, they cannot tell the difference between the original performer and some kid from Canada doing a cover.
//youtube.com/watch?v=g0dJ-NhPR2A
I love Dan so much more than anyone else on the channel.
>>194179
During
>>194179
Gonna laugh my ass off if Arin has an easier time playing Bloodborne than Super Mario 64.
//youtube.com/watch?v=5bL3kxtvin4
Jesus Christ, what a baby.
>>194194
gdi pundits need somethin to talk about pundits need something to talk about pundits need something t
>>194187
I dunno, I'm a bit concerned that Arin doesn't seem to realise his saw blade has two forms. Still, he's doing a hell of a lot better at this than past form would suggest.
Some real bad behavior going on in the Geop Waker thread, and some hot Bollywood/Chinese action movie action on the friendcast (also Pat and Liam laying down the truth about Mario RPG).
>>194201
Yeah I thought that was weird too, even so he seems to make due.
>>194195
Gamespot also did a small report on Joe's baby tantrum.
>>194201
Arin's gaming skills are so unpredictable at time. He can beat NES Ninja Gaiden, but can't figure out he needs to pull out all the tentacles in Super Mario Sunshine.
It doesn't really upset me, thought. I had gaming "brain fart" moments too.
//youtube.com/watch?v=iuepMOTzeyY
Max challenges the Zaibatsu to defeat Shao Kahn.
>>194206
There's also a chance he plagiarized his MMX Sequelitis video from this guy.
//youtube.com/watch?v=cMDZIyXCrY0
By the way, holy fuck I know these are from 2009 but this guy's runs are absolutely insane. His commentary is both introspective and funny, too, though he clearly has some form of autism.
//youtube.com/watch?v=yl6QM4hUft8
//youtube.com/watch?v=gwzAf--gQCo
//youtube.com/watch?v=6Gs9_7_Oy3w
The 2BFP Bloodborne LP is shortening my goddamn life span. And I'm usually pretty mellow about people playing badly.
>>194283
>The YoVideogames crew sort of challenges the Best Friends Zaibatsu after hours of an entertaining struggle of their own
>Zaibatsu responds with a video of Woolie beating it like whatever because he already knew the trick
Like, I get that they already knew what to do and I guess they just wanted to show that they could do it too, but they at least could've made it a little more interesting or even a lot more fun to watch past the intro. I mean, they challenge Max to a shitty game and Max agonizingly does it with an amazing video from beginning to end, and then Max challenges them to a somewhat easier challenge and a way better game and they respond with a video of Woolie laming it out for 10 minutes.
//youtube.com/watch?v=BgZmYN-5ScE
It looks like they almost had the puzzle figured out before throwing in the towel.
>>194366
Especially since a huge part of the last boss is it getting up in your grill and needing to be knocked back by the magnum or shotgun.
>>194366
Yeah, but they thought they had it like three different times only to figure out their solution was either completely wrong or needed to be preceded by something else they couldn't see how to do.
>>194369
One of their best ever, I can't wait to see the Grumps react to "Fuckface and Chewie."
//youtube.com/watch?v=YWF2XeAd99c
Whoa, I haven't watched in a while, Mike really got himself in order.
>>194369
Holy fucking shit Woolie is the worst between getting mad at Matt showing Pat Sonic Underground gifs and not listening to his fantasy rant about Ryu in Smash, Woolie trying to start shit about Wayforward making a game for the iWatch, and Woolie ranting about FFFFFUCKING GAMESTOP! Good Christ.
I thought Woolie being kinda grumpy made the whole podcast even better. You need a straight man.
//youtube.com/watch?v=471AIG88Ujw
>sees entrance to the upper left, comments that that's where he needs to go
>after using the cannon to get up there, runs to the right
Arin is so aggressively unintelligent it hurts. Don't give me the "they're playing while talking" excuse, the only way to play this terribly is if you're not looking at the screen half the time.
The best part of the Sonic gifs thing was when Woolie finally broke and started laughing at it too.
Liam's podcast title line really was the highlight though.
>>194384
What was it a reference to? I missed it but I don't feel like trucking through 4 hours again.
Another Arin meltdown.
//youtube.com/watch?v=471AIG88Ujw
>>194396
Game Grumps post-Jon has never been entertaining or funny. I fail to understand what people see in it.
>>194398
Dan is alright. He's not nearly as funny as Jon and has a bad tendency to spam unfunny jokes/memes because "hurr maybe it'll become funny if I repeat it enough times like Family Guy" and he can't come up with anything witty, but he has a lot of heart despite it all.
>>194398
Pretentious Idiot & Stoner can be enjoyable sometimes (usually when playing NES games) and it's not like Pretentious Idiot & Loud Idiot were ever the height of entertainment.
Ross however is basically the worst of all three combined with no redeeming factors at all and drags down every episode he's in.
>>194398
I feel a lot of their jokes and general humor is just them phoning it in. With Jon the quips and the joyous outbursts felt a tiny bit more genuine if that makes any sense? But even with Jon they still had those episodes of "let's yell because funny". I mean Dan seems like a super chill guy and Arin is... whatever, but a lot of times it seems they're just laughing at their voices rather than anything they actually said if that makes any sense?
Either way, I will always stand that image related is the best thing Game Grumps has done and ever will do.
>>194402
personally I prefer the gameshow games and mario parties
and hey no matter what, nothing can ever be as joyless as a session where Suzie is involved. She just tries to constantly dominate the flow of conversation and generally just isn't very funny to me. Rather than keeping things flowing she tries to jerk the conversation around and control it rather than let it be organic.
>>194399
I actually like Dan a LOT more than Jon, Jon and Arin were all about escalation into just horrendous screaming sometimes, Grumps is more fun for me personally now and while both end up screaming sometimes Dan adds a lot of much needed focus for the show like how you can hear him say things like, c'mon Arin let's at least accomplish SOMETHING this episode."
Plus being from a much older generation of gamer than even Arin his "caveman in the modern day" reactions are great, listening to him see Bloodborne without even knowing what it is is fantastic.
>>194401
Ross is so terrible, but at least they've corralled him in his own easily avoidable corner, there are times he's amazing though, like when he's being deadpan serious, he's not funny at all but when serious he has a lot of interesting insight.
>>194443
This. I personally find Danny great not just as a Lets player in his environment, but he's really good at reeling in Arin's own bad habits when playing. He's really funny and nice so that's just pleasant to listen to. And frankly I was personally starting to dislike Jon at the end there - where Danny now makes the show more LP-y (inciting conversation where there otherwise would be just railing on a game's mechanics), Jon used to be a louder less focused Arin.
But that's just my opinion!
>there are times he's amazing though,...
As an artist/animator, I found Toon Grumps to be absolutely amazing and wonderful, to the point where I've listened to it a couple of times more since it came out. Arin himself did a huge 180° and when you get him talking about business and animation, not only is he serious as hell, he's actually really insightful - its great to hear him talk art on the main grumps show too!
>>194406
And speak of the devil they're playing the new Mario party and Susie whines her way into picking the board they play.
Also the more I watch and hear about Ross the more I realize we're nearly the same person.
Jonny vs Cassie
>"Take it easy on the face"
>do the Failtality
HA HA HA HA
>>194471
Yea I like Steam Train and the sense of wonder that is shared in some games. Also Dan being chill during vs makes then tolerable. Always root for Dan.
I think I prefer when Game Grumps was just two guys playing video games and editing it, not 5 guys plus a girl making a business out of it. You may think that makes me a hipster, but the casual environment that makes the Let's Play concept so great is lost when you start making legal contracts and PR agents. It's gotten to the point where it's obvious they care nothing about their fans and are only doing this for money, and whether it's still entertaining or not, it's uncomfortable for me to watch knowing that.
>>194480
Same deal. But unlike Arin, TBF haven't openly called their fans mindless drones who will support them no matter what they do.
>>194481
You'd probably like Cr1TiKaL, he makes scripted videos but they're just for fun, he donates pretty much everything people give him to charity.
//youtube.com/watch?v=wshty7s-su8
>>194484
It was during Magfest XI, during one of his panels or possibly the GG panel. I'm not willing to watch both of them to find it.
>>194485
is it the same one where he said "lol cave story looks like pokemon"
because if so
you really gotta take certain statements less seriously.
I'm not sure I'll be able to muster the endurance for watching the Big Live Live Show Live 2015 live all the way through. It starts at 8PM for me, so it'll go until like 5AM. I'm certainly gonna watch the first few hours though.
//youtube.com/watch?v=Q1rZ2Asukyo
An escort mission drives Slowbeef up the wall.
So JonTron probably maybe isn't working on the new Yuka_leyley game or whatever it's called like we all expected during his last update video and is instead doing some sort of grand multi-part starwars game blowout.
>So JonTron probably maybe isn't working on the new Yuka_leyley game
Thank goodness. That was the only negative I had on the game and now it's gone.
>Woolie getting super butt-hurt Matt wasn't a big baby about PT's jump scares like he was
literally
the worst
>>194734
Matt and Liam got him back via Beast Wars trolling in Sonic.
>>194738
Man I wish I could find the video where someone made BK speech out of his ECHing.
>>194742
This one will always be my favorite
//youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM
>>194725
Personally I don't see anything wrong with Let's Player's getting real jobs in the industry. Provided it's an actual job involved in development and not just "play our game so it sells".
>>194784
My problem was that I don't like JonTron much. Nothing to do with is Let's Player status.
>>194787
He's entitled to his opinion, but I will say that Jon, of all the "lets players" out there has easily the best production values for his show and as a result due to the scripted nature of things it feels better and more polished.
I'd actually not classify him as a lets player at all, but more of a reviewer and even on that note he stands head and shoulders above most.
Sure his writing and delivery can fall a little flat, and he may resort to some tired tropes, but I still find him quite a bit more entertaining than most.
>>194790
If it's over the stuff he's said outside of his videos, well, whatever. I've learned to stop obsessing over people like that for my own sanity's sake, lest I end up like my friend who fell off the slippery slope and spends all his time quotemining people or gets outraged whenever anyone says something bad about Kotaku/Polygon whatsoever because apparently political conservatism is the only reason they could ever dislike anything by them. Goddamn horseshoe theory.
>>194798
>If it's over the stuff he's said outside of his videos,
That would be it. Lost respect for him when he tweeted that Plebcomic.
>>194799
Chances are he was just looking for sympathetic confirmation bias in his moments of babby weakness, as opposed to it being a smoking gun that he's a staunch right-winger or secretly believes that black people/women/Jews/gays are an inferior group, as those people have been claiming about him (or "Arin the Tea Partyer"), but whatever.
>>194800
http://teachytv.tumblr.com/post/104720316493/
I've occasionally found Plebcomics cathartic after dealing with particularly vicious social revenge warriors, but on the whole they're loaded with strawmen and logical fallacies, and the woman who makes them is an asshole who tried (and failed) to get Sarkeesian arrested by sending her CP.
>>194802
>and the woman who makes them is an asshole who tried (and failed) to get Sarkeesian arrested by sending her CP.
Wait, what? I know her. She wouldn't do that. Like, this is a rumour, isn't it.
Fuckin
Yes, I hate that following she's gained that encourage and enable her shitty habits and fuckin dumb comics but there's no fuckin way she'd do that.
>>194804
At the least, some of her fellow anti-SJWs who I originally started following back in quieter times before I realized how toxic everything was were crediting her with it and asking people to support her or send sympathy so for all I know it could be a whole cycle of shit.
Chip Cheezum's Let's Play of Watch Dogs is teaching me that super serious stories and open world games that let the player do unintentionally goofy shit don't always mesh.
>>194806
Ubisoft already shot themselves in the foot for that one with all the lame memes they put in.
Get your gamergate shit out of this thread
>>194807
That is hardly the first and foremost problem with Watch Dogs
I think we can all just agree that extremists can tend to loose sight of what they fight for.
//youtube.com/watch?v=7amnC_oiKLI
So Bloodborne has a bug that makes boss fights easier.
>>194825
Yea its like Metal Gear The End. Let it run all day and they'll all get old.
//youtube.com/watch?v=3LwEaHYqRYs
It's a shame Pat isn't in this one. The tantrums would have been legendary.
//youtube.com/watch?v=7FN4uDXhqyw
The more I watch these Bloodborne videos, the more I want to play.
Good episode. Surprised by how far Dan's fear of sharks goes.
//youtube.com/watch?v=TcmkO8xoJW4
JonTron wants to do something more than just talking about a game while sitting in your room and he's off to a good start.
>>194836
>good start
Way too generous on that one buddy. This video is far from a good JonTron's league.
There's 5 minutes of skit featuring rapid fire Jon-isms (which makes them lose their charm) and predictable Star Wars gags (equivalents of foul mouth Mario for instance) in a 10 minute video. Roughly 50 seconds per game afterwards allowing for about 1 screen of the game in action (sometimes 2!) and less than 5 comments for the "review" before slapping in the next one and repeating. Your gif is tied for best thing in the video (with fake Jacques being destroyed) and it's a 3 second joke about mismatched facial expression and voice intonation.
Not a strong start in the least. Disney's Polaris Maker Studios is gonna need to kick it up for the proceeding entries if they want this marketing ploy to be successful.
Set, editing, costumes, props, etc were all great though. Obvious there was some ad department money from the Mouse trickling down into the project.
>>194836
>people in the comments complaining about the high production values being too good in this particular series
Oh man, people will complain about ANYTHING.
>>194838
They where Atari games. There's really not much to show and tell about them.
I'll agree that it wasn't the strongest JonTron, but this looks like this one will be stronger as the sum of it's parts.
>>194841
Ya, there's no doubt it'll improve as it goes on.
The question is will it be a weekly or monthly series?
No way it'll be every few days.
>>194843
With how long it has been since his last full video plus his update status video... and all those shots in the promo, I'd say it's safe to say at least 3 episodes have all been filmed thus far.
>>194839
There's a point to that, though. It's like giving a Sandler comedy a $70 Million Dollar budget and... well I mean, its like a Sandler comedy SHOWING that budget. There's a point where its inappropriate to get something across. You don't need crane or dolly shots in a Jontron video. In fact, the funniest JT gag I've ever seen was a floating SNES cartridge by a string and a stick.
But eh. I'm all for them spending money. I hope production values go up.
...
that WAS a shit video, though.
>>194858
Poor Woolie still thinks that he's playing Dark Souls 2.
//youtube.com/watch?v=3VCpLZ60f6c
Woolie's cowardice and unwillingness to just get up in there is costing him Insight.
//youtube.com/watch?v=6ZsDrIpqBfI
"Ninja Rap" by Vanilla Ice leads to the most heated debate in Game Grumps' history.
>>194895
>the most heated debate in Game Grumps' history.
//youtube.com/watch?v=jswzoBYq7EI
What in the everloving fuck is happening to Jeff Gerstmann's twitter?
Someone needs to tell Pat and Woolie that it's OK to pump stats that aren't Vitality.
Also, Slowbeef is suffering his way through Sonic 2006 for the first time. He apparently doesn't know about the final chapter that comes after you beat the other three.
>>194930
>Someone needs to tell Pat and Woolie that it's OK to pump stats that aren't Vitality.
The Hunter's Axe is pretty much their main weapon, and Strength only adds about 2% of the base damage per point below the first softcap (25; they're at 20) and 1% after that. Its Skill scaling is about half that. So long as they don't keep doing it way past the first Vitality softcap (which they're one point below), it's not really a huge difference.
>>194931
A 10% damage increase isn't insignificant at all. Especially because that damage increase then additionally gets amplified by the blood gems.
>>194933
10% of base damage. It's at 210 now, and five Strength points would take up to about 226 (yes, I know the actual damage difference can be bigger depending on the move). That will make a difference about as often as the ~20% HP increase the last five levels of Vitality gave them.
Point is, the stats are balanced enough that this kind of min-maxing is far from critical. It's an action RPG, how they're actually fighting is way more important.
//youtube.com/watch?v=0Wh3wYLw7OE
YEAH! MACHINE HIGH, ARE YOU READY!?
It's a sad day for Team Lovecraft when Chewie and Fuckface can triumph in one go.
>>194965
Yeah, regular Amygdala is a goddamn push-over and they had the perfect weapon for it ontop of that. Now that I think of it, most of the Great Ones are the easiest bosses in the game. Let's hope they find Ebrietas if we want to see them getting their shit pushed in by a cosmic horror.
>>194970
Its body was torn apart by a boat, but it reformed afterward.
Not that Cthulhu was prominent or important in Lovecraft's writing anyway.
//youtube.com/watch?v=N4Jg75RiNq8
I forgot how terrible Sonic Adventure's ending was.
//youtube.com/watch?v=JCC5wL9XUpg
Geeze, the finale of Broken Age is seriously underwhelming. It's a gorgeous game, but I'm glad I didn't bother with it.
//youtube.com/watch?v=K-mJ-_5m5Uk
Pat and Woolie continue to dump points into Endurance instead of Strength, then wonder why they aren't doing more damage. Also, welcome to Cainhurst Castle.
//youtube.com/watch?v=S09Z5NB1zIE
It's not what they pulled out of the box, but was Akuji the Heartless really that bad?
That shitstorm over Giant Bomb's Black Mesa video is utterly amazing and depressing at the same time.
//youtube.com/watch?v=QWChnXgj51Y
Pat is pushed to the extreme by Martyr Logarius.
//youtube.com/watch?v=coFfHdu_L1A
Holy. Shit.
They dug DEEP for this.
>>195151
//youtube.com/watch?v=XI6dtqJcNrk
Funny enough, then we get a video with pat pushed in the opposite direction.
>>195222
They changed the setting/put the in cheat somewhere between cuts. "Big head mode" is a very common joke setting, though it's somewhat less popular now.
>>195229
Mostly from the PS1/Saturn/N64 days, though a few continued to do it in the PS2/Gamecube/Xbox era. Not sure if people even bother doing it anymore.
>>195230
It wasn’t as popular/widespread back then as it was in the PS1/Saturn/N64 generation, but Big Head Mode stretches back to at least the days of NBA Jam.
>>195230
Cheat codes Don t really exist any more. If a game were to add a big head mode today, you could bet your ass it would be paid DLC.
Pat spreading hot Superman Truths in this podcast.
>>195253
Yeah it was tiring to hear Matt and Woolie push the LIE of runs being the same thing as a proper series.
It was just a dumb conversation by people being willfully unreasonable about an industry that they don't understand at all.
>>195256
I'm talking about all four of them and anything that is comics or manga.
I've actually found myself enjoying listing to podcasts more than lestplays now. Specifically Fantasy Fiction and Goosebuds.
//youtube.com/watch?v=ZphcQ1pOThA
The true Cowardborne starts now!
>>195251
Pat hates Superman because - much like Lex Luthor - he's a selfish, insecure coward. He also hates him for the same reasons he likes Yu Narukami, who actually is a Mary Sue.
>>195265
Nobody who isn't a fanfic character is a Mary Sue.
As for Superman, I feel like that character of the archetype super you're supposed to live up to is done a lot better by Cap, who while obviously no less unstoppable than pretty much any superhero at least has the ILLUSION of not being invincible. And for big flying dudes that hit people there's Goku. The only time I've EVER liked Superman is in the Bruce Tim stuff, and aside of Static, Superman's series is still the weakest part of that.
>>195263
That's the correct way to handle Yahargul frankly.
>>195266
Goddamn this is some tired, stupid shit.
Rodyle, literally everyone has heard everything you just said and pointed out the endless errors with it, but people like you who say that nonsense like Pat literally punctuate it with "I will never try to understand and I'll always hate it unreasonably."
So what do you want? A cookie? Congratulations you hate a character.
>>195271
I'm not mad, it's just that's a REALLY stupid thing to say, especially punctuated with the fact you don't actually read comics.
>>195272
This is what everyone says about someone not reading X run of Y character.
>>195274
Because everytime they say it is just as dumb as the last time they said it, somebody mentioned Yu Narakami being a mary sue in this thread, I don't watch or read or play Persona anything, I think he's the grey guy.
Now because somebody called him a mary sue and I've had marginal exposure to the game through internet ravings and spin off stuff like dancing all night because of friends, does that put me in a position to call that character anything? No. That would be REALLY fucking dumb.
>>195274
Think of it this way, it's like calling Shirou Emiya a misogynist and a Mary Sue or a moron because they only watched the DEEN anime without actually knowing anything about Unlimited Blade Works or Heaven's Feel.
>>195273
>>195275
I don't read them NOW. I USED TO read them. And watch the animated stuff and what not. I don't hate Supes like Pat does, he's just always been sort of boring that for that particular archetype I think even superhero comics in general have better examples. Do I have to either love the character or despite him, and do I have to continuously immerse myself in every single scrap of new material to make my opinion not "stupid?"
>>195276
Not me champ. Also FSN is one game, not a character based between decades worth of different artists and materials, the scale is different. I am not denying that SOMEWHERE in the morass there is stuff I'd love (I like What's So Funny About Truth, Justice, and the American Way even if I hate typing the title), I am saying the he lacks the hook for me to dig through that nightmarishly high amount of material. Maybe one day I will read Red Son or whatever the commieverse one is called.
Though on the note of TM, Nasu and Takeuchi say they want the Nasuverse to be Japanese Marvel and I don't know if I want that kind of artist devouring superverse to rise in Japan.
Also Geop ACTUALLY got scared by a shadow in Wind Waker
>>195277
Fate/Grand Order indicates a more Kancolle/Queen's Blade direction with a lot of the recent designs and needless shark-jumping genderbends. I already thought Apocrypha was bad enough with a lot of its more otaku-pandering designs.
>>195277
You are backpedalling so hard, you started this saying Pat, in his irrational fervor, was "spreading hot Superman Truths."
Don't be sore just because no one wants to deal with that tired nonsense.
>>195281
Tiki, I made a joke about a part of the podcast I found funny, that being the Angriest Pat Power Hour. You decided to take it ultra seriously for whatever reason. I am not going to take Superman from you. And neither, for that matter, are they.
>>195280
Well GO at the end of the day is just some mobile game, it's not ever going to be the main focus, so I'm not worried about that. I also wasn't referring to artstyle, one of them literally said in an interview that they'd like for the Nasuverse to just be this base setting for others to write in, like Urobuchi, Narita, and others already have, so that TM can be Japanese marvel.
//youtube.com/watch?v=tAkMep6uktY
Well that was one hell of an ending. David Cage should take notes.
>>195309
You can actually see the wheelchair ramp at the door before the big twist is revealed. Nice attention to detail.
//youtube.com/watch?v=cTdIXI4sBpU
Spider-Tank looks like a fun diversion. Too bad it's stuck with Watch Dogs.
//youtube.com/watch?v=P2Ec_ozQ4tc
It's time for the "comments whining about furries or whining about the whining about furries" rigmarole.
Meanwhile, the game is awesome and has great music and charm. I do think Liam is going through it slightly too quickly and they're not noticing the aforementioned music. Still, good choice for a playthrough.
The game looks way less terrible than you would expect from a sonic fangame, but that title card they're using is asking for trouble.
>>195356
Well it is made by Crankyconstruct.
//youtube.com/watch?v=q3hfh1HGHHw
>dat candy kong
//youtube.com/watch?v=a1ROxuMfUH8
Nobody told me Konami made a WarioWare game.
>>195362
Arin's grown fat from his celebrity lifestyle, I see.
//youtube.com/watch?v=99J1rv5I0D4
In which Pat does battle with his greatest nemesis: heights.
>>195362
He spent most of the first episode of the new Mario golf series talking about how much he likes fat.
After now having watched grumps in a month due to my schedule that episode made me realize that I may have well and truly outgrown it.
//youtube.com/watch?v=YVmMhN3tJpY
We've hit a new low for scummy tactics.
//youtube.com/watch?v=N8PTCdzQwok
I recently just finished this area and it is indeed a pain in the ass, with everyone coming back to life. Didn't actually make the connection that the woman with the bell was responsible for the act. Next episode should be an interesting one, with the upcoming three-way battle with the Hunters.
Moving on to Steam Rolled.
//youtube.com/watch?v=uK5xgxzI89o
//youtube.com/watch?v=wee68kQinpE
Duck Game looks cute and fun. Has the chaotic Smash Bros. atmosphere to it. Also, hey, Dan is back on Steam Train.
http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/quick-look-hatred/2300-10232/
Jeff has a lot of bottled up feelings about Postal.
>>195509
Jeff has a lot of deep grudges. The man still sits vigilant, waiting for the day when someone will next try to say positive things about Nights.
//youtube.com/watch?v=E3RAGJ9Hm30
Woolie decided that Saturday Morning Scrublords had too much quality for his tastes and dug up this thing.
>>195530
I can't wait to see their Saturday Morning Scrublords episode on Arm Joe.
//youtube.com/watch?v=NQvmJjJCfXU
Arin, Ross and Jirard share their reality TV stories.
//youtube.com/watch?v=SuZ52ruihMI
Boozeborne begins and ends.
//youtube.com/watch?v=7aKWpmqaHto
And now, a special PSA from LP superstar Geop.
Jurassic Week begins!
//youtube.com/watch?v=Q-k9mm_-OrY
>>195606
It's a shame that they won't be able to do Trespasser, but ResearchIndicates' LP of that game really is one of the best ever done.
>>195609
>ResearchIndicates
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0058A651EB882B48
Indeed.
But I did have fun with pewdiepew's shot at it.
Mostly because of its sillyness.
Also the Freedom Plantet hype continues!
//youtube.com/watch?v=DlmfxCMRlm8
Jacksepticeye I've found nice listening to his stuff. Very much like markiplier, cept Irish.
http://www.giantbomb.com/articles/editorial-why-we-write-on-game-critique-influence-/1100-5215/
Oh my god, Austin can weigh in on subjects intelligently without talking down to people. They did it you guys, Giant Bomb found a writer.
>>195653
Damn good article.
>The best we can do is address them honestly, actually engage with the tough stuff, and resist the urge to boil things down into simple binaries. Sometimes that means repeating ourselves, again and again: “No, I don’t think CD Projekt Red is racist; Yes, I still wish there were some people of color in the game. Yes, I still like The Witcher 3 a lot. No, those three statements do not contradict each other.”
Annoying as hell when you have to repeat stuff like that over and over, just to offer any ounce of serious critique, due to how thin-skinned gamers are.
>>195653
I'm a little confused, did he get promoted to fulltime staffer or is he just a big-name poster?
>>195655
He's the new hire at Giant Beast.
http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/say-hello-to-austin-walker-giant-bomb-s-new-news-e/2300-10222/
>>195656
Well that's cool on them then. He's very articulate and well read, without any of Polygon's pretentiousness and douchebaggery.
//youtube.com/watch?v=gqq5ob7YfKA
Jurassic Week continues with a PSX "classic" and Pat continues to rustle the jimmies of people who like their dinosaurs with feathers.
>>195708
>dilophosaurus
>on the cover of the one game that dont fucking have one
DAMN IT MATT!
//youtube.com/watch?v=amd2x_GROJs
Welcome to Your Choices Don't Matter Park.
So much giant content right before E3. I'm still on part 2 of Jeff's E3 drive mixlr and I've still got >>195752 , the latest Beastcast, the latest TapTapConcede and some major house cleaning to catch up on. There's just not enough time in a day.
//youtube.com/watch?v=gT6Wop4OZZg
Arin talks about being compared to Matthewmatosis and Dan talks about being compared to Jon in the latest episode. Also, Arin considers Bloodborne one of the best games released in the past five years.
>>195760
Didn't tune into the mixlr, but I occasionally eyeballed the Periscope streams and there's something inherently funny about Dan and Danny just wandering around a truck stop talking about clothes.
//youtube.com/watch?v=aEw04pKaVs4
Didn't they say that they would never do a playthrough of this?
>>196112
They say a lot of shit, like Dinosaurs with feathers aren't cool.
I'm just really fucking glad we're out of the Telltale and Bloodborne Hell. I haven't watched a 2BFP series regularly for like a couple months. I miss 'em.
>>196113
>They say a lot of shit, like Dinosaurs with feathers aren't cool.
That's because they aren't cool. They might be cute, but they aren't cool. Science ruined giant terrible lizard monsters.
My deepest sympathies go out to those unable to fully appreciate the majesty of the super chicken
>>196117
I don't know about you but an angry stomping phoenix with claws and fangs sounds super cool to me.
>>196118
Not all dinosaurs wear their feathers well. Anything bigger than an ostrich that doesn't already have a beak looks silly with feathers.
>>196117
There aren't many animals that are cooler looking, cooler sounding, or more badass in general than a red-tailed hawk. And they're feathery assholes.
>>196130
Good thing most of the dinosaurs confirmed to have feathers weren't actually that big. And the ones who were big like the tyrannosaurs probably didn't have that many, similar to how rhinos and elephants aren't as hairy as dogs or horses.
>>196132
At this point it looks like the only dinosaurs that weren't pretty heavily feathered after a certain point were, ironically enough, the bird-hipped dinosaurs.
Anyway, I don't know who sees a Terror Bird and thinks "cute" rather than "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK."
//youtube.com/watch?v=E7Fa2ZP7G4c
Get ready for Colored Memories!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ckihhKoiL0
I don't listen to Danswers because it generally being a straight advice show doesn't interest but, but oh of COURSE this is how Jeff became a weird Petaluma slum lord.
Finally caught up with the hours upon hours of GB E3 content.
Holy shit, Johnny V! You drunk fucking maniac! He'll be lucky to keep his job after this.
//youtube.com/watch?v=R318LQaGGbA
Just drive through the electric fence, you say? Fuck that, let's destroy the power plant!
//youtube.com/watch?v=wsKNAonXJOM
Ross and Markiplier get in a long discussion about superhero movies.
//youtube.com/watch?v=HAD7AMTSpqY
Assassin's Creed gets a pass for reiteration, but Batman doesn't. I don't follow Matt's train of thought here.
>>196399
His logic is that Assassin's Creed changes up the setting between different continents and time periods (not as much as it should though IMO), but Batman reuses the same one.
//youtube.com/watch?v=HWYqDJ4N_1Q
On this episode of Cryme Tyme, Matt and Whoolie check one of my favorite PS2 titles, as they try to decipher it's controls. Too bad they couldn't managed to reach Charlie on that video.
//youtube.com/watch?v=1-w7mED6Wuk
I Can't Believe It's Not Smash Bros.: Early-access edition!
//youtube.com/watch?v=KhbsCZv8xXs
A Link to the Past is finally completed.
>>196434
the gamegrumps need to play ether minish cap or majora's mask as there next zelda game and the n64 paper mario game as there next mario game
//youtube.com/watch?v=NNshty1qyLs
Featuring special guest: James Small!
Bloodborne is back and Dan and Arin eat a giant gummy bear.
//youtube.com/watch?v=MdQhGFldSU8
>>196572
I apologize anonymous, for erroneously believing you posted this in the wrong thread.
//youtube.com/watch?v=fexM1D64GLg
>There are no redwoods in California, they're exclusive to British Columbia
That's going to live on in infamy.
//youtube.com/watch?v=TAB5I_Rj3ZY
Today's Mystery Box features an especially salty Woolie.
>>196655
Of course Woolie thought scholastics was a scam, he couldn't read any of the books they sold.
//youtube.com/watch?v=I24LV87oAaw
From pee to TED Talks.
>>196655
Relevant.
i don't see why so many people love SBF. I just don't get it.
Pat and Woolie are sort of ok together, but other than that combo it's just kind of painful.
Liam is the actual best friend.
The only bad combo is Matt/Woolie
Chewie and Fuckface show is fantastic and then Woolie starts talking about anime and bluuuuuuh
Yes Woolie, GANGSTA is so amazing and original, not the most knockoff of knockoff shit in the universe and oh god he's praising Gungrave and Gate and Liam's shitting on Majin Buu aaaaaaaaaa
>>196667
Liam is unfunny garbage and his single weeaboo lolicon schtick is a dead horse gag. Also didn't he profess to be a 'Gator at one point?
>>196669
That hasn't been a bit of Liam's for 2 years and no.
In fact if any of them are Gators (hint, they aren't) it would be Woolie since he's the one who talks about "manufactured journo controversies" or whatever.
>>196669
They hate Polygon (because it's genuinely shit), but aside from Liam and Woolie fellating it in a podcast when it first started, they've been pretty silent on the matter.
>>196669
You're so full of shit anon.
I mean just off the top of my head major jokes involving Liam come from him being the "baby" of the group with them exaggerating how young he is when they talk about him not being alive at the time of whatever they are talking about, jokes about his sauciness and notably the fact despite the other jokes it being delved into him being a manly gun-wielding, animal-slaying hunter alongside his family contrasting the rest of the team which leads to the entire "Huntin and Killin with Matt & Liam" subseries.
Anyone else noticing that Grumps views are taking quite a slide? It regularly takes videos 3 days plus or so now to hit the 200,000 view mark.
Is that bubble going to finally burst?
>>196712
I didn't notice since I don't watch Grumps. They sicken me.
//youtube.com/watch?v=hijX6ddl5yQ
Detective work though the use of search results. More interesting than you would think.
>>196732
Agreed. The title and premise sound bland as fuck but it's cool seeing people get mindfucked by the whole thing.
//youtube.com/watch?v=pzlffxeOEvY
This is the Let's Play I've been waiting for.
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SQL statistics:
time taken: 0.00067806 | SELECT *, ( SELECT GROUP_CONCAT(DISTINCT `kobaboardban`.`boardid` ORDER BY `kobaboardban`.`boardid` SEPARATOR ',') FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `banid` = `id` GROUP BY `banid` ) AS `active_boards` FROM `kobaban` WHERE ( (`iplong1` = '12cd425d') OR (`iplong1` <= '12cd425d' AND '12cd425d' <= `iplong2`) ) AND `type` IN(-1,0,1,2,3) AND (`id` IN ( SELECT `banid` FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `boardid` IN(3) ) OR `global` = 1) ORDER BY `type`,`expiration` DESC | no rows found or affected (prepared query) |
time taken: 0.00914979 | SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`postid` = '193479' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND `parentid` = '193479' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` | no error (prepared query) |
time taken: 0.00053406 | SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 3 AND `postid` IN(190608,193447)) AND `deleted` = 0 | no error |
actions:
before_validation | actions: 1 | start: 1679407757.02708400 | end: 1679407757.02710000 | took (total): 0.000016 |
footer_meta | actions: 8 | start: 1679407757.05952900 | end: 1679407757.05958800 | took (total): 0.000059 |
header_meta | actions: 5 | start: 1679407757.04502900 | end: 1679407757.04507900 | took (total): 0.000050 |
setup_html | actions: 4 | start: 1679407757.04484600 | end: 1679407757.04492900 | took (total): 0.000083 |
validation | actions: 1 | start: 1679407757.02712100 | end: 1679407757.04475100 | took (total): 0.017630 |
Rewrite/redirect rules:
Redirect | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | $matches[1]\/ | 302 |
Redirect | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | $matches[1]\/ | 302 |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ | /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1] | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2] | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1] | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3] | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ | index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ | index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^latest_posts\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^latest_threads\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss |
rules in htaccess format:
RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$ /$1/thumbs/$2s.png [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)/(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1&pagenumber=$2 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=catalog&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=thread&board=$1&thread=$2&ext=$3 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA]Current time:
2023-03-21 07:09:17