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The Developing Adventures of Golden Girl

Wiki entry:
https://the-conservatory.wikia.com/wiki/The_Developing_Adventures_of_Golden_Girl

Script pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/JaMSQ8FJ

A thread for collecting the SFW Golden Girl comic strips.
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No.417564
Anonymous
Oh for fuck's sake "total image dimensions too big".

GG's A - Z found here
https://the-collection.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=48665
because not even in meta reality can she catch a break.

No image because I want anyone reading this thread to actually notice this damn too big comic linked in this post.
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The obligatory BreastQuest >>51279 crossover because it had to happen.
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An unfinished comic based on this script, also the last of the ones saburox did.

Enter the Sorority of Sentinels

PANEL 1:
Establishing shot of the headquarters of the Sorority of Sentinels, a Hall of Justice-esque building. Silver Queen and Golden Girl are disembarking from their motorcycle and heading inside.
>GG (NARR.): Sometimes, Silver Queen brings me along when she attends a meeting of the Sorority of Sentinels.

PANEL 2:
Inside, SQ and GG are greeted by the other team members: Crimson Cat, Thunderwoman/Donna Dynamo, Connie Cosmos/Star Princess, White Ghost, and Black Rose.
>GG (NARR.): They're a team of superheroines who get together to save the world, swap crimefighting tips, or just catch up with each other.

PANEL 3:
The SOS burst through the wall of an invading alien spaceship, with Silver Queen leading the charge towards the aliens.
>GG (NARR.): Silver Queen's kind of the unofficial leader, and sometimes she can be away for a few days whenever a particularly big mission comes up.

PANEL 4:
Back in the city, GG is punching out a crook, with another one already laid out on the ground.
>GG (NARR.) (1): So whenever that happens, I end up holding down the fort by myself for a while.
>GG (NARR.) (2): Honestly, I'm getting pretty good at it, if I do say so myself!

PANEL 5:
As SQ chats with some of her teammates, others greet GG with the sort of semi-distant affection adults usually give a friend's kid they don't see very often.
>GG (NARR.): They always tell me I'm developing into quite the superhero myself.

PANEL 6:
The SOS members continue chatting with each other. GG, standing roughly about chest-high compared to the superheroines, silently observes that they all have fairly ample bosoms.
>GG (NARR.) I've noticed they're all pretty "developed" themselves...

PANEL 7:
GG looks down at her own chest, raising an eyebrow at the realization that she's the biggest one in the room.
>GG (NARR.): Although frankly, I think I'm already the most developed one here!
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The anon who made this one experienced a crash or something and so couldn't be motivated to continue.
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Before I forget, character sheets.
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>>417568
Now back to this guy's work.
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Sort of a re-hash of >>417567 because no one can organize worth a damn in all of /coc/.
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The obligatory crossover with Ma'm Aries because it had to happen.
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"image width or height was greater than allowed width or height"

Why...

I'm breaking it into three images.

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This one should be four pages, but only the first three were drawn.

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Page 4 would've been:


The two kiss

A beaten up Billy is being taken away by two cops, having imagined the above
>Billy: "Yeah, somethin' like that's gotta happen one of these days."
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Hardluck
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This one isn't SFW, but it's actually in-character, so whatever.
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Another comic by Hagfish. The longest GG comic to date.

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And I think that's it for comics. There's a crap load of character profile pics and bios and other stuff that can already be found on the wiki or the booru.

None of the porn is of any concern to the actual comics.
No.417604
Anonymous
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>>417564
>Oh for fuck's sake "total image dimensions too big".

Yeah, I'm looking into that, but it only happens when you post pages which are like 5000+ px large. The server doesn't have the RAM to open those pictures for making thumbnails.
No.417605
Anonymous
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>>417561
Good to see new strips instead of only porn.
>Oh for fuck's sake "total image dimensions too big".
poetic
No.417606
Anonymous
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>>417604
Interesting.
So if the pic was spoilered, would the server still try to make a thumbnail for it?

>>417605
Yeah, she can't catch a break.

A lot of these strips are old, but about a fourth of them are pretty new. The comics gallery on the wiki page was just getting too big.
No.417607
Anonymous
>>417606
>So if the pic was spoilered, would the server still try to make a thumbnail for it?

that... never occurred to me. well, it still makes a thumb anyway for a variety of reasons (such as what if the spoiler flag gets removed), so it won't make a difference, but that's smart thinking.

Anyway, I tested a few different resizers yesterday, so this issue will be fixed as soon as I get the time to implement it.
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>>417564
>Oh for fuck's sake "total image dimensions too big".

This should be now fixed, could you please try posting the original resolution files again?
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Posting this page here for now, I just finished it listening to /coc/'s advices
No.417614
Anonymous
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>>417613
It's nice work.

I was debating on posting that here and decided I'd wait since I saw you were still working on the second page.
Sucks that 4chan/4channel is busted right now since the current /coc/ thread is still up.
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>>417614
Oh, whoops. I meant the first page. My brain turned off for a second there.

This is the first page. Page above is the second page for anyone reading along in the thread.
I should've just posted the first page here when you finished it to avoid this confusion.

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2/2 >>417613
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>>417586
Hagfish remastered this one.

Hard Luck remastered
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>>417645
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>>417646
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>>417582
This got finished.
No.417798
Anonymous
Drawfag reporting in
Can I post porn here? Occasional stuff I draw, I mean
If not, then where?
No.417799
Anonymous
>>417798
You definitely can, keep in mind that the post form has a switch for covering NSFW files.
No.417805
Anonymous
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>>417798
You can (not like I can stop you), but I made this thread specifically for collecting all the actual GG comics in one place.

I think /pco/ would be better if it's just straight up porn.
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>>417805
I think it would be better if it was collected here, personally, a second thread on /pco/ might not be popular with how much activity we have. Also, it might have been forgotten, but /coc/ always allowed for porn.

On that note, did Hagfish post the full version of this anywhere?
No.417807
Anonymous
>>417806
I just don't want the thread to be a porn dump. We already have enough of those elsewhere and I really have not been enjoying what /aco/ has been doing with GG. Most of the porn is completely devoid of any actual humor and seems to just shove fetishes in at random (what the fuck is with all this Panda crossover shit?). That's how most porn works, yeah, but with GG the porn has already eclipsed the not-porn and it gets harder and harder to have any actual script discussion using her without assholes being assholes citing /aco/'s crap as justification to be assholes.

And no, HF hasn't posted the finished version of that anywhere as far as I know. I mean he just posted that WIP yesterday in the weekend /coc/ thread so odds are he's still working on it.
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>>417561
https://boards.fireden.net/co/thread/76924996/#77012913
did anybody download this?
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Azul drew a script from the pastebin! That means it's time for me to take that script off of the pastebin.

>What a Nightmare!
No.417824
Anonymous
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>>417813
https://www.mediafire.com/file/c36zbfwmjt3tf4h/GGAP_6-2019.7z/file

It'll be there according to the upload page, for 14 days as of this post
No.417825
Anonymous
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>>417824
thanks again for the find!
uploaded it to mega and will keep it up for those after the 14 days
https://mega.nz/#!Cwkk0KKC!q2TXW1VzQ8FhI8Ljn7ksmwGM0wnA6tlv2wGGSEVzycw
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>>417819
Then it was cleaned up some and made horizontal. You decide which version you like better.

And the asset pack is being put to good use now with a couple more comics in the works.
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>>417566
And now Enter The Sorority of Sentinels is a finished comic.

An anon wrote it, Hagfish drew it, Saburox inked and colored it, and Imaginos did the lettering/typesetting using the resources from the asset pack.

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>>417827
2/2

And that means it's time for me to take the script off of the pastebin.
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>>417827
>>417828
God bless Hagfish.
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>>417829
No.417831
Anonymous
>>417830
Iron Girl attempting to sully Golden Girl's good name.
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>>417569
>>417570
>>417571
>>417825
Resources.

And now the logos so we have them on hand.
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It's been a couple of weeks, so I don't think any tweaks are going to be made to these.

From the same team who did the SoS comic. First part of Iron Girl's introduction
Iron Impostor part 1

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>>417842
2/2

No clue if the others in the impostor plot line will also be drawn.
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The Minuscule Mentalist
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This was drawn some time ago and then it was said that further edits would be made to the typesetting. It has been months now and nothing has come of that claim so I will assume that's not happening.
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>>417893
2/2

As per usual, I will remove the script from the pastebin now that it as been drawn.
No.417895
Anonymous
Any ideas as to what Audrey's home looks like? Her room?
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Anonymous
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>>417895
Like that of a girl from the 50's I presume.

Any specific reason to ask?
No.417897
Anonymous
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>>417896
For reference purposes, mostly.
I downloaded Sketchup and I want to try to make a simple 3D model of it. Maybe I'll just copy the layout of a common 50s home, furniture etc.
No.417898
Anonymous
>>417895
>>417897
Well she lives in Sterling Manor, which is a mansion built on top of a skyscraper, so she's bound to have a nice room, or at least a decently sized room. The most we've ever seen of her room is her bed in some of the comics posted above.

It seems it is often forgotten that her guardian is a millionaire heiress/businesswoman. If not for the crime fighting and back pain, she would be living a comfortable life.
No.418176
Anonymous
Are there any 3D models of Audrey? I could have a go at modeling it myself but I want to check.
Basically I want to have a go at 3d printing a scale model, I would need a source or .obj file.
No.418177
Anonymous
>>418176
None that I know of.
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There was a new pic drawn in the latest weekly /coc/ thread.

Its pretty good.
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Halloweenie
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>>418176
Someone has begun working on one.
Was it you? A year later?
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Times are moving again.
Golden Guardian in the late 1980s to early 1990s.

She has a sidekick currently in development.
No.418885
Anonymous
>>418787
Yea that was me. Only my intent has changed. Back then I just wanted a 3D model of GG just to have a small model on my desk.
These days its just dead useful for game development. I have a character that I have to make explicit considerations for when it comes to character control and animation, rather than having an every-man generic male or female placeholder. It's just that I burned out on animating this past week, so I gave it a rest and am doing something else in my project.
I should still print the model for my desk. Maybe I'll get around to adding the cape before that.
No.418886
Anonymous
>>418885
I don't have any access to or knowledge of how to use a 3D printer, but it'd still be cool if you shared those files after you've finished it.
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Anonymous
>>418885
It looks really nice. Are you going to share the obj or blender file or whatever program you made it in with the community?
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Shirt cut meme from hagfish.
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Yoto drew a comic.
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Boob chart.
No.419327
Anonymous
>>419326
Nice lineup.
no bulli audrey tho
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>>419326
Colors.
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Billy's Rocky Road

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>>419358
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No.419360
Anonymous
>>419358
ARE THEY DOING WHAT I THINK THEY'RE DOING

how shameful
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Anonymous
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Golden Girl "game" by Cooleytte.

https://cooleyohe.itch.io/golden-girl
No.419416
Anonymous
>>419415
Since its just a little interactive animation test the main fault with it is the tits don't have enough energy when walking/running. Look disturbingly static.
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Holiday Time!
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>>417893
This got colored and updated a little a while ago.
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>>419525
>>417894
No.419527
Anonymous
>>419525
>>419526
Why did Golden Girl just crush Pat of PatStaresAt

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1679722479.207612 - 0.007012 (0.003870s): kobak\post: query: constructing new post objects

1679722479.209524 - 0.008924 (0.001912s): kobak\post: query: starting lookups for thread locked statuses

1679722479.209566 - 0.008966 (0.000042s): kobak\post: query: setting up references/backlinks

1679722479.209679 - 0.009079 (0.000113s): kobak\post: get_posts: querying out-of-thread quotes

1679722479.211683 - 0.011083 (0.002004s): kobak\post: get_posts: applying quote backlinks to posts

1679722479.212038 - 0.011438 (0.000355s): kobak\post: query: finished.

1679722479.212047 - 0.011447 (0.000009s): kobak\thread: query: posts queried, setting up thread object.

1679722479.212063 - 0.011463 (0.000016s): kobak\thread: query: finished.

1679722479.212093 - 0.011493 (0.000030s): kobak\plugins: finished running 1 actions for hook "validation"

1679722479.212145 - 0.011545 (0.000052s): kobak\current: Template file found

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1679722479.212152 - 0.011552 (0.000004s): kobak\html: setting up new instance

1679722479.212170 - 0.011570 (0.000018s): kobak\html: finished setup

1679722479.212173 - 0.011573 (0.000003s): kobak\current: setting up per-page HTML vars

1679722479.212181 - 0.011581 (0.000008s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "setup_html"

1679722479.212276 - 0.011676 (0.000095s): kobak\plugins: finished running 4 actions for hook "setup_html"

1679722479.212279 - 0.011679 (0.000003s): kobak\current: finished setting up all HTML vars

1679722479.212282 - 0.011682 (0.000003s): start rendering html

1679722479.212336 - 0.011736 (0.000054s): loading thread

1679722479.212360 - 0.011760 (0.000024s): called header.php

1679722479.212366 - 0.011766 (0.000006s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "header_meta"

1679722479.212420 - 0.011820 (0.000054s): kobak\plugins: finished running 4 actions for hook "header_meta"

1679722479.212504 - 0.011904 (0.000084s): kobak\cache: loading cache file: kobak_banners

1679722479.212509 - 0.011909 (0.000005s): kobak\cache: checking cache file: kobak_banners

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1679722479.212845 - 0.012245 (0.000051s): kobak\kmedia: setting up new instance

1679722479.212848 - 0.012248 (0.000003s): kobak\kmedia: finished setup

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1679722479.217471 - 0.016871 (0.000083s): called footer.php

1679722479.217795 - 0.017195 (0.000324s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "footer_meta"

1679722479.217877 - 0.017277 (0.000082s): kobak\plugins: finished running 8 actions for hook "footer_meta"

1679722479.217879 - 0.017279 (0.000002s): completed rendering most of the html

1679722479.217906 - 0.017306 (0.000027s): starting debug

1679722479.218269 - 0.017669 (0.000363s): starting debug_t


1679722479.21891700: end


SQL statistics:

time taken: 0.00079703 SELECT *, ( SELECT GROUP_CONCAT(DISTINCT `kobaboardban`.`boardid` ORDER BY `kobaboardban`.`boardid` SEPARATOR ',') FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `banid` = `id` GROUP BY `banid` ) AS `active_boards` FROM `kobaban` WHERE ( (`iplong1` = '22efad90') OR (`iplong1` <= '22efad90' AND '22efad90' <= `iplong2`) ) AND `type` IN(-1,0,1,2,3) AND (`id` IN ( SELECT `banid` FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `boardid` IN(6) ) OR `global` = 1) ORDER BY `type`,`expiration` DESC no rows found or affected (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00382519 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '6' AND p.`postid` = '417561' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '6' AND `parentid` = '417561' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` no error (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00197315 SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 6 AND `postid` IN(51279)) AND `deleted` = 0 no error

actions:

before_validation actions: 1 start: 1679722479.20192900 end: 1679722479.20194400 took (total): 0.000015
footer_meta actions: 8 start: 1679722479.21779800 end: 1679722479.21786000 took (total): 0.000062
header_meta actions: 4 start: 1679722479.21236800 end: 1679722479.21241700 took (total): 0.000049
setup_html actions: 4 start: 1679722479.21218400 end: 1679722479.21227300 took (total): 0.000089
validation actions: 1 start: 1679722479.20196600 end: 1679722479.21208800 took (total): 0.010122

Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$ /$1/thumbs/$2s.png [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)/(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1&pagenumber=$2 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=catalog&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=thread&board=$1&thread=$2&ext=$3 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA]

Current time:

2023-03-24 22:34:39