/co/ - Comics & Cartoons

>>480890
Nice.

I think any /co/ crossover images I have are already posted in the fanart threads.

Since this is a 'crossover' thread gonna post this text from a wordfile I saved countless years ago from some 4chan thread.

>The "Great Destruction" that Krona unleashes upon the Universe when he tries to discover the secrets behind the birth of creation is awakening Galactus, who was dormant after going through the Big Bang.

>Darkseid and Thanos are brothers. Upon mastering the Omega Force, Darkseid dooms Thanos to the Omega Sanction to prevent him from interfering in his plans of Universal domination. Thanos is forced to live countless lives of suffering, each time coming closer to Death's sweet embrace, only to be yanked off her arms and forced to start over. However, he eventually escapes and confronts Darkseid once more.

>Death finds Thanos "cute", much for the dismay of her brother, Lord Morpheus.

>Thanos helps the New Guardians to defeat Nekron and the Black Lanterns during the Blackest Night, because he claimed to be a servant of Death.

>The Nova Corps is the SWAT team of the Green Lantern Corps.

>The Green Lantern Corps directs Galactus to unhabited planets or evacuates worlds that he's targeting during times of great hunger, as part of the Guardians' search for atonement in the wake of Krona's mistake.

>Doctor Doom is chosen for the Sinestro Corps, but refuses, as Doom is no man's servant. However, he uses sorcery to cut the ring's connection to the Yellow Power Battery and reverse-engineers it's technology to create an armor that increases his power by absorbing the fear others feel of him.

>Doom and Lex Luthor are also pen pals. They send assassins after each other, each with their next letter. After twharting every assassination attempt, they sent an assassin in return, with another letter in response.

>Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Captain America, Iron Man and Thor are the first formation of the Justice League. Captain America later leaves to lead the Justice Society of America, that he commanded in World War II.

>Jonathan Kent was a part of Captain America's unit in WWII and raised Superman in the values he learned from Captain America.

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Superman is a huge fanboy of Captain America.

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Quicksilver hates the Flash so, so, so, so goddamn much.

Flash has access to the Speed Force.
Quicksilver doesn't.

So it's mostly the biggest sense of jealousy ever.

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The Jackal originally tried to clone Superman, resulting in the Bizarro's and Superboy, but his efforts were thwarted when it was revealed that Kryptonian DNA is hella' hard to replicate. So he focuses on Spider-man instead.

Peter Parker was the Photographer at Lois and Clark's wedding, Jimmy was unavailable, having been turned into a literal Ring Bear hours earlier.

The Justice League of Avengers encompasses all super heroe teams operating on Earth and some that operate out side of it. And they keep the catchy JLA moniker.

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Aquaman is King of Atlantis, and Namor WAS the Prime Minister.

Both Aquaman and Namor detested the land-dwellers' disrespect for the oceans, but they differed on how to address the issue. Aquaman said that the ignorance of the land dwellers will be cured in time, and the Atlantean forces should focus on keeping peace underwater instead of seeking war on land. Namor, however, sought to strike back against the land-dwellers, who recklessly polluted and abused the oceans for their own selfish goals.

Fed up with Aquaman's inaction, Namor led a coup d'etat of Atlantis, backed up by a militia of other outraged Atlanteans. With Aquaman locked up and the Atlantean forces under his control, Namor led a global assault on the land-dwellers. All civilized continents were invaded, all sailing ships were assaulted, and all coastline cities were deemed targets. There was no "goal" that Namor was after aside from the equal destruction of land-dwelling civilization, just as they had down to the oceans.

The Justice League of Avengers takes to action immediately, having to spread out across the globe to contain Namor's forces. Once the invasions are contained, they dive to Atlantis itself to restore order to a city gone mad.

At Namor's defeat, Aquaman is returned to the throne. Aquaman exiles Namor from Atlantis, and begins efforts to return to normalcy both above water and under.

However, Namor is still out there. And there remains a certain population of Atlanteans who preferred his approach to "foreign policy".

>tl;dr, Namor overthrows Aquaman and leads an invasion of all the continents with crazy Atlantis armies and Cthulu/Giant Squid/Megalodon abomination monsters that the JLA has to take out.

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>The Daily Bugle merges with the Daily Planet. Perry White is the editor-in-chief, and J. Jonah Jameson is the editor. Ron Troupe and Robbie Robertson are good friends, Steve Lombard is always trying to hit on Betty Brant, Cat Grant is trying to seduce Peter Parker. Peter and Jimmy are good friends, and so are Peter and Clark Kent. However, they don't know eachothers' secret identities (Peter because he thinks Clark, although good-natured, is a wimp; and Clark because he won't disrespect Spider-Man by looking under his mask with his X-ray) vision. Jameson is always trying to get Kent fired for his constant disappearances, but White vouches for him, which irritates Jameson, as he's sure Kent is only around because he's married to star reporter Lois Lane. Hilariety ensues.

>Batman dislikes Tony Stark because of his attitutes in regards to fighting crime, but respects him and acknowledges his brilliance as Iron Man. Stark is also always at war with Green Arrow, but is good friends with Hal Jordan, as they both share a love of fast things that fly, hot chicks and beer.

>The Martians are a Skrull colony that accidentally evolved into something else after coming into contact with the Terrigen Mists from the Inhumans. The Superskrull is Martian Manhunter's rival.

>Deathstroke is a failed attempt to reproduce the Supersoldier Serum that created Captain America, and one of Captain America's enemies. Ravager is Captain America's sidekick and a part of the Avengers Academy. Deathstroke, on the other hand, is forced to deal with his half-brother Deadpool, and they have an "odd couple" dynamic.

>>480989
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The Negative Zone and the Phantom Zone are one in the same. Zod and Annihilus have massive bids for territories with the billions of interstellar criminals at their command.

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>Hank Pym and Will Magnus attended the same college and were mentored by Dr. T.O. Morrow. When Pym created Ultron years later, Ultron forced Morrow to help him build the Vision and Red Tornado, but they both rebelled against him thanks to the intervention of Magnus and the Metal Men. Ultron later builds Jocasta, who also decides to abandon him, and Red Torpedo, Red Inferno and Red Volcano, who remain by his side as enforcers.

>Reed Richards and Hank Henshaw are childhood friends who dreamed of studying Cosmic Rays. The results are obvious.

>Hal Jordan and Ben Grimm were aviators together in the United States Air Force.

>John Stewart and James Rhodes served together during the war. Stewart helped rescue Rhodes and Tony Stark in Afeghanistan, and became a Stark Industries employee until the Guardians selected him to replace Hal Jordan. This is part of what makes the Green Lanterns of Earth and the Iron Man and his allies so close.

>Sargent Joe Rock served alongside Nick Fury and also took the Infinity Formula. He becomes the director of SHIELD after Fury turns rogue following the events of the Secret War.

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Punisher takes on Jason Todd as an ally, and was instrumental in his training during The Lost Days.

>>480989
>Darkseid and Thanos are brothers
This completely misunderstands the nature of both Darkseid and Thanos.

>>481239
Nice.

>>481245
Rude.

>>481239
lol

Here's a Downtown/Megas XLR fansode I did on 4chan.
>Split screen, Alex and Coop checking their mail.
>Both do a take when they see the invite to Goat's funeral.
>Cut to the thrift store, Alex asks Jen if she wants to come with him. Jen says maybe and asks where it's being held.
>When he says it's in New Jersey, Chaka busts into the conversation talking crap about Jersey (with accompanying fantasy) saying it's a stinkhole full of grubby weirdos and schizo gearheads all covered in tattoos. She then asks why Alex would ever go there.
>Telling her why, she scoffs, remarking that Goat was such a freak that his family probably disowned him and Alex would be the only one to show.
>Jen, hearing this, then agrees to go.
>Zooming out from NY to Jersey, we find Coop trying to get Jamie and Kiva to go with.
>Both are declining, Jamie saying that Goat was more Coop's friend than his and Kiva stated that they needed to keep watch for the Glorft.
>Coop tells Kiva he took care of it (smash cut to Coop in Megas "strongly advising" Gorrath not to try jack for the next few days). Kiva tries to argue but Coop shuts her down saying that he knows that she probably never had time to mourn or grieve during the war, but here and now, he does... and he's gonna use it.
> At this, Jamie responds that he'll go with Coop to support him through this time.
>The two get into Megas about to leave when Kiva shouts WAIT UP! Kiva gets in and apologizes, saying that if they are to work together, they need to respect each other's wishes and feelings.
>Transition to the funeral home entrance where the duo meets the trio. There they trade stories about their time with Goat; the good, the bad, and the plain weird.
> Upon entering, the five are treated to the sight of the many members of Goat's family.
>During the funeral, a video is played where Goat thanks Alex, Jen, and Coop for being his friends. Which is then followed by him about to read "An Ode to my Scrotum"; this is cut by the credits.
>The credits are just Alex, Jen, and Coop drinking beers, sitting on Megas' hood, looking into the sunset.

>>480882
>Bob Parr sneaks in from his late-night incognito hero work. He freezes in his tracks as he spots Rorschach, hunched over at the table, eating beans straight from a can.
>Bob: (angrily whispering) Rorschach? What are you doing here?
>Rorschach: (eats unabated) Beans. Needed a place to sit and think. Warn you.
>Bob: (sighs because he knows it's pointless to argue) Fine, but be quiet. Helen and the kids are asleep.
>Rorschach: Heroes disappearing. The Avengers were teleported to another galaxy. Gazerbeam, missing. The Comedian, fallen to his death. The Shield's body floating in the harbor. Robin, dead at the hands of The Joker. Even Superman, nuked over Corto Maltese.
>Bob: We, they, are in a dangerous line of work. Things do happen, you know.
>Rorschach: (stands up and approaches Bob who is visibly put off by Rorschach's smell) Something's happening, Bob. Don't know if they're trying to eliminate remaining heroes or change how public sees us.
>Bob: (trying to get him to leave) Alright, I'll be careful. You should go, though.
>Rorschach: Need to warn others. Dan, Lucius. (hands Bob the emtpy can) Thanks for beans.
>Bob: No problem. See you around.
>Just as Bob gets Rorschach outside Helen walks in, still half asleep. Bob quickly trashes the can, grabs some chocolate cake and eats some.
>Bob: Oh, hi honey. Did I wake you? Just a snack.
>Helen: (yawns) I thought you and Lucius were in here.
>Bob: Just me and the cake.
>Helen: Well, it's late. Clean up and come to bed.
>Helen turns and starts to walk out but pauses.
>Helen: (sniffing something bad) What's that smell?