/z/ - WHY'S THE PARTY ALWAYS AT MY HOUSE

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why's the party always at my house?


why's the party always at my house?
why's the party always at my house?
why's the party always at my house?
why's the party always at my house?

why's the party always at my house?
why's the party always at my house?
why's the party always at my house?
why's the party always at my house?

(I can't write both the intro and chorus at once)
(I can't write both the intro and chorus at once)
(I can't write both the intro and chorus at once)
(I can't write both the intro and chorus at once)

(I can't write both the intro and chorus at once)
(I can't write both the intro and chorus at once)
(I can't write both the intro and chorus at once)
(I can't write both the intro and chorus at once)

why's the party always at my house?
why's the party always at my house?
why's the party always at my house?
why's the party always at my house?

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