/z/ - WHY'S THE PARTY ALWAYS AT MY HOUSE

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partyhat
Replies:>>100>>120
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JUST THE TWO OF US

YOU AND I
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>>99
Threes a crowd, motherfucker!
partyhat
No.10
I must say I do not appreciate this attitude toward negative feedback. While its not surprising from a *chan in general, I thought plus was better than that.
>your face when /draw/ is deader than /z/
September 2nd. Big things.
Replies:>>93
rip orangetext<
or am I doing it wrong­<
>whatever its not like anyone is here
>>89
I'm here.
partyhat
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ITT we draw Robotniks.
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oekaki enabled for /z/ for this worthwhile endeavor

good call
partyhat
No.1
Two questions.
1. When's the cut of date for everyone to move into the new board.

2. Will there be a discussion about the other boards like /OP/ /MSPA/ /DIY/ and the like?
1. thats on anonex time
2. not any planned
1. who knows
2. probably not? i didn't even know they were getting the axe before tonight
partyhat
No.5
Replies:>>7
This new board... it's fucking terrible.

Just saying.

>>Fixing what ain't broke
>>Messing with the natural order
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Replies:>>14
I think it's a nice change. Took me a few days to get used to it but I like it.

Also, spoilers are unclickable on iPod (although can highlighted and copied and pasted to be read). While it's at the bottom of the list, it's still an error.
>>13
yeah, mobile in general wasn't accounted for as this style was made about 4 years ago

i won't be doing any style fixes unless they're severe, since anonex is going to reskin the whole thing anyway
>>5
you're fucking terrible

just saying
partyhat
No.12
Love this new board system,
it's much better than old one.
why this not in 4chan or other board!?

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