Welcome to /pco/ - Promotions. This board is for sexual material of a western nature. Please read the rules before posting:
Content not allowed: guro, scat, bestiality.
1) Content must fall into one of the following categories:
1a) Western properties (for ex.: Marvel, Mass Effect, Wakfu)
1b) Properties with a large Western interpretation (for ex.: Transformers, Sonic the Hedgehog)
1c) Original Content in Western "style" (for ex.: Ganassa, Kyhu, Owler)
1d) non-Western properties by artists predominantly known for Western art or style (for ex. artist generals or art dump threads)
2) Lesbian and Straight-shota are considered /pco/ material
3) Due to the nature of Western material, furry is allowed on all promotion boards!
4) FUTANARI/DICKGIRLS ARE /cod/ MATERIAL
DO NOT POST LIST
- MILFToon
- Jab Comix
- John Persons (The Pitt, etc)
- BannaGalactic
- Slipshine (and related sites)
Posting content from any of these will be a week's ban for first offense.
Thread stats: 10 posts, 5 files (5 image(s))
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Last thread here: >>419560
New pages just dropped.
damn, nice to see this is still ongoing. The author keeps quitting and continuing it, it has been ongoing for over a decade now.
>>458815
>it has been ongoing for over a decade now
Jesus, has it really been that long?
Lor is straight or bi in my book. Girl had a mighty thirst for a boy so much that she changed herself to be girly to attract him
>>459255
This story is hardly accurate to the canon of any of the childrens cartoons involved
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