/pco/ - Promotions

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No.423531
IT'S ADVENTURE TIMEAnonymous
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Old thread (>>183867) is too close to bump limit for me to post Gara's latest masterpiece.
No.423532
Anonymous
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oage 1: >>423318
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No.423567
Anonymous
Replies:>>423568
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It just occurred to me, since PB is made of, well, bubblegum… it would be actually possible to get this done with her.
No.423568
Anonymous
Pretty funny so far.

>>423567
If his dick is popping out of her mouth uncovered then PB would be like a torn condom since he didn't jam it in the backdoor.
No.423569
Anonymous
Replies:>>423571
>>423568
Well apart from it being porn she's also some dumb shit bubblegum monster, like majin buu.
No.423571
Anonymous
>>423569
>>423568
Yeah, going all the way through looked extremely strange, until I was reminded that she is a gum golem. You could probably fuck her in one ear and have your cock coming out on the other.
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Anonymous
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boom.
No.423627
Anonymous
Replies:>>423628
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ahaha oh wow, this is crazy.
No.423628
Anonymous
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>>423627
Oh. Oh dear.

Well, maybe that will end his boner.
No.423629
Anonymous
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>>423628
Or maybe it will only STRENGTHEN it!

Crush the undead, the mutant, the alien
No.423632
Anonymous
Replies:>>423637
Alright, this just got interesting.
No.423637
Anonymous
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Looks like Princess Bubblegum had an explosive orgasm.

>>423632
>Alright, this just got interesting.
>just got interesting
>just got interesting
lol
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Anonymous
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Alternate version.
No.423668
Anonymous
>>423665
He could just let her bite and suck the blood out of his dick. Problem solved
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Anonymous
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EL FINNITO
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Anonymous
>>423702
Oh my Glob, what has been unleashed upon the lands?!
No.423725
Anonymous
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>>423702
That sudden ending is a bit underwhelming.
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Anonymous
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>>423725
have an epilogue then.
No.423742
Anonymous
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time taken: 0.00054193 SELECT b.*, ppass.`password`, ( SELECT GROUP_CONCAT(DISTINCT `kobaboardban`.`boardid` ORDER BY `kobaboardban`.`boardid` SEPARATOR ',') FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `banid` = b.`id` GROUP BY `banid` ) AS `active_boards` FROM `kobaban` as b LEFT JOIN `kobafingerprint` fp ON b.`fingerprint_id` = fp.`id` LEFT JOIN `kobapostpassword` ppass ON b.`password_id` = ppass.`id` WHERE ( (`iplong1` = 'd849d8d8') OR (`iplong1` <= 'd849d8d8' AND 'd849d8d8' <= `iplong2`) ) AND `type` IN(-1,0,1,2,3) AND (b.`id` IN ( SELECT `banid` FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `boardid` IN(9) ) OR `global` = 1) ORDER BY `type`,`expiration` DESC no rows found or affected (prepared query)
time taken: 0.02221704 SELECT p.*, ppass.`password`, ipinfo.`ipmd5`, ipinfo.`ipcrypt`, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.pagenumber, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r ON p.`boardid` = r.`boardid` AND p.`postid` = r.`postid` LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s ON p.`boardid` = s.`boardid` AND p.`postid` = s.`threadid` LEFT JOIN `kobapostpassword` ppass ON p.`password_id` = ppass.`id` LEFT JOIN `kobaipinfo` ipinfo ON p.`ip_id` = ipinfo.`id` WHERE p.`boardid` = '9' AND p.`postid` = '423531' AND p.`parentid` = '0' AND p.`deleted` != '1' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, ppass.`password`, ipinfo.`ipmd5`, ipinfo.`ipcrypt`, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as pagenumber, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r ON p.`boardid` = r.`boardid` and p.`postid` = r.`postid` LEFT JOIN `kobapostpassword` ppass ON p.`password_id` = ppass.`id` LEFT JOIN `kobaipinfo` ipinfo ON p.`ip_id` = ipinfo.`id` WHERE p.`boardid` = '9' AND p.`parentid` = '423531' AND p.`deleted` != '1' no error (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00237703 SELECT pf.`pfid`, pf.`order`, pf.`filename`, pf.`thumb`, f.* FROM `kobapostfile` pf LEFT JOIN `kobafile` f ON pf.`fileid` = f.`id` WHERE (pf.`pfid`) IN( SELECT * FROM( SELECT p.`id` FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r ON p.`boardid` = r.`boardid` AND p.`postid` = r.`postid` LEFT JOIN `kobapostfile` pf ON p.`id` = pf.`pfid` LEFT JOIN `kobafile` f ON pf.`fileid` = f.`id` LEFT JOIN `kobapostpassword` ppass ON p.`password_id` = ppass.`id` LEFT JOIN `kobaipinfo` ipinfo ON p.`ip_id` = ipinfo.`id` WHERE p.`boardid` = '9' AND p.`postid` = '423531' AND p.`parentid` = '0' AND p.`deleted` != '1' ) as sub) UNION ALL SELECT pf.`pfid`, pf.`order`, pf.`filename`, pf.`thumb`, f.* FROM `kobapostfile` pf LEFT JOIN `kobafile` f ON pf.`fileid` = f.`id` WHERE (pf.`pfid`) IN( SELECT * FROM( SELECT p.`id` FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r ON p.`boardid` = r.`boardid` and p.`postid` = r.`postid` LEFT JOIN `kobapostfile` pf ON p.`id` = pf.`pfid` LEFT JOIN `kobafile` f ON pf.`fileid` = f.`id` LEFT JOIN `kobapostpassword` ppass ON p.`password_id` = ppass.`id` LEFT JOIN `kobaipinfo` ipinfo ON p.`ip_id` = ipinfo.`id` WHERE p.`boardid` = '9' AND p.`parentid` = '423531' AND p.`deleted` != '1' ) as sub) no error (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00050092 SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 9 AND `postid` IN(183867,423318)) AND `deleted` != 1 no error

actions:

after_modules_load actions: 1 start: 1760035067.42157000 end: 1760035067.42157700 took (total): 0.000007
before_validation actions: 1 start: 1760035067.42159000 end: 1760035067.42159500 took (total): 0.000005
footer_meta actions: 8 start: 1760035067.45638600 end: 1760035067.45642300 took (total): 0.000037
header_meta actions: 6 start: 1760035067.45399700 end: 1760035067.45404800 took (total): 0.000051
setup_html actions: 4 start: 1760035067.45354700 end: 1760035067.45396200 took (total): 0.000415
validation actions: 1 start: 1760035067.42161000 end: 1760035067.45344600 took (total): 0.031836

APCU extension loaded: YES

APCU function exists: YES

APCU enabled? YES

Memcache class exists? no

Memcached class exists? YES

Redis class exists? YES

Mode selected in config: redis

Currently using: disk

Used memory: 21kB

Available memory: 125.33MB

info created ttl deletes in hits size
kobak_cache 2025-10-09 11:36:54.748 43200 sec 43147 sec 1 (this pageload) 6kB
kobak_thread-9-423531 2025-10-09 11:37:47.450 86400 sec 86400 sec 0 (this pageload) 14kB
kobak_banners 2025-10-09 11:36:58.897 43200 sec 43151 sec 1 (this pageload) 1kB

Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)/(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1&pagenumber=$2 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=catalog&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=thread&board=$1&thread=$2&ext=$3 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA]