/pco/ - Promotions

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‘The New!plus4 Fapfic Thread’ or ‘Turn the Page, Wash Your Hands’

As for initial recommendations…well, I don’t have any that fall under the rules, so I’ll leave that to you fine soldiers of #fortune.
No.164617
Anonymous
Replies:>>164668
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/2851/1/like-fine-wine/like-fine-wine
No.164618
Anonymous
Bump?
No.164668
Anonymous
Replies:>>165073
>>164617
Oh, we start with something really good. One of the best Sparity fics out there.

A Year And A Dozen Words
by E_Wills
(How to train your Dragon, Astrid/Hiccup)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1282396/chapters/2655241
The fic itself has only "suggestive themes", but some of this guys' works conatin graphic scenes. All of them, however, are brilliantly written.
No.164675
Anonymous
Replies:>>164678
How long do you think a story should be and how of it is allowed to be non-porn (setting, pre-sex talk etc)?
No.164678
Anonymous
>>164675
Wasn't there a discussion about that on the old site? I gave a few examples there.
No.165073
Anonymous
>>164668
*sound of crickets*
Ekhm, so here's another one by E_Wills from HTTYD. Still ongoing from the looks of it, it has a bit of R-rated scenes, but more importantly, great story.
This Maddening Endrþaga

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10293138/1/This-Maddening-Endr%C3%BEaga
No.165115
Anonymous
To celebrate Hoenn being confirmed, two (too) short fics by Skylark featuring May/Steven Stone and Flannery/Steven Stone:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/229925
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1345450
No.165148
Anonymous
yay?
No.167747
Anonymous
Bump
No.167788
Anonymous
A fem-venom thread went predictably with a writer named DeadAnon

What he wrote
http://pastebin.com/1DSNQXk1

DeadAnon works (only one currently)
http://pastebin.com/FRDt4g8e
No.167796
Anonymous
The venom thread continued a bit

Body horror
http://pastebin.com/uxLyi3zF

A collab between DeadAnon and M19

Bad end
http://pastebin.com/TiruGbkb

If you want to read the good end read this after you read up line 84 on the Bad End
http://pastebin.com/fuN6pu3L
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Last pieces of the Venom thread

ASM2 Felecia Fenom Fapfic by Deadanon
http://pastebin.com/x1jGfzTu

(Non smut)
A random symbiote which travels to Earth
http://pastebin.com/H1uCKA54
Replies:>>169057
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College aged Ghoul School fic
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uKKI9inHDprRIQ3LnvCr1cUkL03bLZiNnUscPWKLdjo/edit
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This is one from the good old days. Someone calling themselves Jeremy Kyle write this Ed, Edd, n Eddy fic with DD having some sort of sexual awakening with all of the girls. He was suppose to work an a follow up and another story for FOP, but he ended up disappearing.

http://pastebin.com/t9AJuyqS
No.169057
Anonymous
>>168175
I love long ongoing projects.
No.169505
Anonymous
Replies:>>169731
Some 5n@f because everything hates everything

http://pastebin.com/RPafdUyN
http://pastebin.com/PjVusVcH
http://pastebin.com/7QpHmTWY
No.169731
Anonymous
>>169505
http://pastebin.com/mTcYxcBa
Replies:>>173016
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Mrs. Katswell (romance):
http://pastebin.com/GgzwwSyJ
http://pastebin.com/xVaBaRuZ

Counting Cougar (drunken bar fucking):
http://pastebin.com/HENqpmfb

Little Blue Riding Hood (/ss/, furry on human):
https://www.sofurry.com/view/316870/guest
http://www.sofurry.com/view/316872/guest
No.171100
Anonymous
http://www.asstr.org/files/Authors/Perv_Otaku/InterviewWithTheTentacleDemonChapter12Cat.txt (catgirl, tentacle, drunk, light mindbreak)
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So, this old anti-molestation PSA has been making the rounds on /co/ the past few days: //youtube.com/watch?v=qnEjuHKNClMyoutube thumb

It's inspired a bit of suggestive fan art(pic related), and other fun shenanigans. I decided to try writing some fap material for the whole family, in the same style as the original narration. Enjoy.


http://pastebin.com/kQAgb7JA
No.171811
Anonymous
>>171808
nice pic i also love the story you did
we need more Cautious Twins
No.171829
Anonymous
Replies:>>171844
>>171808
>>171809
Good job adapting the style and just the right source to 34 it.
It's wrong - it's good.
No.171844
Bunker !OFOzVPOG0g
>>171829
Love /co/nrad and his strong jawline. Its a riot that all the men are super handsome.
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Here's a story I've written based on this drawing.
No.172179
Anonymous
Replies:>>172182
>>172178
http://pastebin.com/wBhdGuJX
No.172182
Anonymous
>>172179
Loved it!
No.172184
Anonymous
>>172178
Lol'd hard about the pic without even knowing whats going on.
No.172431
Anonymous
http://1d4chan.org/wiki//tg/%27s_Smut_Index
No.172635
Anonymous
Soft core r63 5n@f
http://pastebin.com/aPvSTHCh
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hey guys, I've got a couple of fapfic ideas kicking around in my head. One's part of a series I started ages ago, featuring Honey Lemon from Big Hero 6, and the others one about Joo Dee from Avatar.
I've got some ideas but I don't exactly know where to go quite yet, is this the place to discuss them?
If you guys war, I can post the earlier Honey Lemon tics I wrote.
No.172831
Anonymous
Go for it.
No.172832
Anonymous
Replies:>>173015
Here's the three I've written before, feel free to comment, I'm pretty new to this.
>http://pastebin.com/Z2QFdzay
>http://pastebin.com/iDWdMLPr
No.173014
Anonymous
Some old and sort of poorly written stuff from variousroperties way back in the day:

http://tocotox.net/bedtime/smut/
No.173015
Anonymous
Replies:>>173028
>>172832
Pretty good. You up to requests?
No.173016
Anonymous
>>170477
Little blue is busted. Here:
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Et2bruttus/6391/Little-Blue-Riding-Hood/15043/Chapter-1/What-large-breasts-you-have...
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Et2bruttus/6391/Little-Blue-Riding-Hood/15224/Chapter-2/The-Woodcutter
No.173028
Anonymous
Replies:>>173042
>>173015
Well, throw some ideas at me and I'll see if I can work with them. I'm usually a pretty slow writer though, so it might take awhile.
Also, some new stuff I threw together on /co/:
>http://pastebin.com/zUqCt4e3
No.173042
Anonymous
>>173028
Which of these would you prefer doing?

Fairly Oddparents

Ed, Edd, N Eddy

Or Gravity Falls.
No.173043
Anonymous
>>173042
Ed, Edd N Eddy I guess, I love me some Kankers.
No.173045
Anonymous
>>173043
I'll write up an idea for that then.
No.173063
Anonymous
>>173043
You wouldn't be opposed to thinking about doing the other ideas right?
No.173087
Anonymous
>>173042
If FoP involves Veronica, Mrs. Turner, or Vicky then FoP.
No.173088
Anonymous
>>173043
It's the dead of winter and the Kankers are out of a home due to a trailer fire. With no where to go DD's parents decide to let the girls stay there until their mom, who's gone, get's things taken care of. Things go about as well as you would expect for DD, but on the last night the Girls decide to thank DD for his hospitality the only way they know how.

Basically it's DD/Kankers with the Kankers being dominant at first but DD getting more confident and dominant as things go on. Also IF you're planing on aging up everyone that's fine but I got some suggestions on that too.
No.173099
Anonymous
Replies:>>173100
>>173088
I like it. I'll try and make something out've it, but I work kind of slow.
Also, I'll probably have to watch a few episodes first, because damn it's been a long time since I saw that show.
No.173100
Anonymous
Replies:>>173102
>>173099
That's fine. You could post pieces of it or post the whole thing when you're finished. I just wanted to talk about the age up thing if you were doing it.
No.173101
Anonymous
>>173088
I'd really like to see DD fucking the Kankers silly if possible. Like full on ahegao stuff.
No.173102
Anonymous
Replies:>>173103
>>173100
Figure what I'll do is get some scenes done and then post the paste link.
Also, I usually just leave the ages up to the readers imagination, but if you have some ideas for aging up I'd love to here it.
No.173103
Anonymous
>>173102
I'll go ahead and put something together then.
No.173142
This is probably a shitty description but oh well.
Replies:>>173143
Sorry it took so long. Feel free to discuss this I guess.

Anyway older Lee is thick and top heavy. Definitely the biggest tits out of the three. Like an E cup at least. She also has thick legs and a slight belly but she isn't fat. She's just a little out of shape.Marie is the leanest of the three, but manages to have sort of an hourglass figure. Like she has nice tits and a nice ass, but she's the middle ground compared to her sisters. Also she has puffy nipples. And finally May. May is kinda chubby and pear shaped. Just really bottom heavy with a fat bubble butt and thick thighs. She also has inverted nipples.

All three Kankers are lightly covered in freckles and has a small amount of underarm and pubic hair.
No.173143
Anonymous
>>173142
I like it, pretty much syncs up with how I pictured them. Gonna take me awhile, but I'll get started on it.
No.173147
Anonymous
>>173143
Glad you like it.
No.173169
Anonymous
>>173143
Hey writer guy you wouldn't be opposed to doing something for Fop and GF right?
No.173317
Anonymous
Replies:>>173550
How are things going write friend.
No.173550
Anonymous
Replies:>>173556
>>173317
Hey there, sorry if it's taken me so long to get back to you. The Christmas season's been a little hectic.
I've gotten a start on the fic, though it took me longer than I'd like. I haven't gotten to the lewd stuff quite yet, but I'll post a link as soon as I get the first scene done.
No.173556
Anonymous
>>173550
No worries. I'm really looking forward to it.
No.173563
Anonymous
Replies:>>174186
A collection of Gravity Falls fanfics, most of them being smut.
http://gravityfalls.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=5
Feel free to read though the thread and find what you like. I added most of the fics myself, from what I've found and various fics made on /gfg/ or found elsewhere on 4chan and tumblr.
No.174171
Anonymous
New Year New Fics?
No.174186
Anonymous
>>173563
Here's another Gravity Falls fapfic featuring Dipper Mabel and Wendy.

http://pastebin.com/gPDxwKFy
No.174192
Anonymous
Hey Kanker friend. How are things going?
No.174691
Anonymous
Replies:>>174701
Is there a way to do a Harem story that isn't creepy. Like there's no dominant person and everyone is on equal footing?
No.174701
Anonymous
>>174691
yes, look up a Kim Possible story called Partners In Crime by Weirdbard on Fanfiction.net, probably one of the best Harem fics I've ever read
No.174705
Anonymous
Replies:>>174753
Why does it have DC characters in it?
No.174753
Anonymous
Replies:>>174754
>>174705
cause the author wanted to do a crossover, despite that it's actually pretty good
No.174754
Anonymous
Replies:>>174895
>>174753
Sorry but I can't stand crossovers that don't make sense.
No.174895
Anonymous
>>174754
dimension travel is involved is there any more justification needed really?
No.174907
Anonymous
Replies:>>174924
stories about planes and plane fucking:
http://a-10writer.tumblr.com/
No.174924
Anonymous
>>174907
More stories about vehicles and vehicle fucking
http://www.titanatelier.com/
No.175021
Anonymous
Some great fanfics from Legend of Korra, all by madameatomicbomb

Impulse control - Zhurrick (Zhu li x Varrick)
http://madameatomicbomb.tumblr.com/post/106972841166/impulse-control-zhurrick-smut

And three Tokka fics:

Attached
http://madameatomicbomb.tumblr.com/post/103622963831/attached-tokka-nsfw-smutfic

Crave
http://madameatomicbomb.tumblr.com/post/73814736561/crave-tokka

Take me home
http://madameatomicbomb.tumblr.com/post/76830480027/take-me-home-tonight-tokka-smut
No.175436
Anonymous
http://pastebin.com/aQSYAMpP
http://pastebin.com/u/WritefagEdan

5N@F stuff
No.175437
Anonymous
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Jashenslayer/13138/The-Addams-Family---Everyday-is-Wednesday
Replies:>>176027
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>You heard her swallow a breath of air as she wraps her lips around your mast. Despite her violent look and sharp teeth she's being pretty gentle.
>She tries to push her mouth around more of it and you can see her eyes start to flutter and tear up. You could feel the muscles in her throat trying to swallow the excess spit accumulating in her mouth and hear her messily slobber over your cock.
>She manages to push down far enough to where her chin rubs your balls, but quickly reels back, taking in several gulps of air. A long strand of spit and phlegm hung off your shaft, a coating that made it glimmer in the setting sun.
>She looks at you annoyed and sticks her hands underneath her dress.
>"Come on, you still have yet to please me!" Bending over the net, she hiked up her skirt. Between the insane amount of tennis balls, you can make out her bare white ass, toned from her countless days of tennis practice. "Now get over here and fuck me!" She bared her shark-teeth at you, a good enough motivator as any.
>Pulling down your trousers, you shift your hips parallel with hers, trying to move the fuzzy yellow balls out of the way to give you easier access.
>Squeezed between her cheeks was a simple set of white panties, a darkened wet spot where her womanhood laid underneath was quickly growing, giving away how excited she was. The shape of her bottom was captivating, and was a shame to be hidden underneath such an unruly piece of clothing.
>"Hurry up you idiot! You can't keep a woman like me waiting!" She called out, bending over the net, grabbing a hold of her ankles. "And don't you dare be gentle! I'll have your head if you hold back on me!"
>Laying a hand on her rear, it responded well to your presence. The grip and way it felt in your hands made you aware how athletic she was. Not too firm, with just enough give to grab a handful of booty.

>Before you even touched you could feel the heat coming off of her genitalia, she was enjoying herself more than she was letting on. Prodding her entrance with your mushroom tip, she groaned in pent up frustration. You could already feel a sticky residue build up on the tip as you just rubbed it along her snatch.
>"I will fucking kill you if you don't put it in!" She boomed. It was a sound argument, and you couldn't disagree with that.
>Shifting your weight onto the balls of your feet, you pushed the head into her. You both let out a gasp as the new sensations registered at once. Looking down, you could see her asshole twitch as her body tried to regain its composure.
>Well, she did say not to hold back.
>Pushing off just a bit more, another inch was slid inside the girl, who grunted approvingly. Her sopping wetness began to drip down your shaft and down your balls, mixing with your musk and filling the air with the smell of sex and sweat.
>"Don...don't you dare stop!" She warned, shaken.
>Not wanting to overwhelm either of you, you reeled back slightly only to stick more in. The motion repeated itself until you were able to find a steady rhthym. With each thrust you made her entire body writhe in pleasure, shaking the net along with her. Her juices flowed freely down her thighs and into her socks. Whatever didn't flow down her luscious skin dripped onto the court, darkening the chalk markings.
>Bending over, minding the excess tennis balls, you pulled her up and cupped her malleable chest in your hands. Her hands bent behind her head to run through your hair as you proceeded to smack into her ass harder and faster than before.

>Every shock of pleasure jolted through the two of you and you could feel an alarming pressure building in your loins. Her loud moaning and lewd faces weren't helping it either. You bared your teeth and tried to elongate it, but there was no point in holding back a flood.
>Pulling out, you heard her utter a loud cry and a spurt of sticky fluids shot out and splattered onto the court. Her tongue fell out of her drooling mouth as she let the powerful orgasm run through her.
>Grabbing a hold of your cock, you beat off furiously, rubbing your length in between her cheeks. A loud groan escaped from deep in your throat as thick ropes of semen shot out, landing on her back and on the jungle of tennis balls. Your hips were still on automatic as you ground yourself against her ass, coercing more seed onto her underwear and ass cheeks. With a final thrust, you feel the last drops of cum drain from your balls and land on her ass, the close proximity allowed it to fall onto the elastic of her underwear. If not for her you would've fallen forward on your face, but luckily she was still able to hold the two of you up. She pulled herself up and wrapped her arms around the back of your head, smiling wearily and rubbing her ass against your deflating prick. Your cum was being rubbed against your crotch, but you didn't care anymore, whether it was your fluids or hers was anybody's guess at this point.
>She leaned back and gave you a peck on the cheek. "That's for being such a good tennis player." She cooed.
>Before you could respond a loud whistle broke the afterglow. Off the the left Uza Sanageyama stood atop his umpire chair and with a loud cry threw up his hands.
>"Game! Set! MATCH!" The crowd around you roared into applause and cheers commemorating the historic event that took place. This will surely be a match to remember for years to come at Honnōji Academy.
No.176027
Anonymous
>>175869
Well shit I didn't think I'd manage to see this up here.

Thanks for taking the time to save and post it, Anon.

Hope to do more in the Toonami threads. This show is just ripe with potential.

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1679302019.64449800: end


SQL statistics:

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time taken: 0.00251603 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '9' AND p.`postid` = '162658' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '9' AND `parentid` = '162658' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` no error (prepared query)

actions:

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footer_meta actions: 8 start: 1679302019.64062900 end: 1679302019.64068200 took (total): 0.000053
header_meta actions: 4 start: 1679302019.63827400 end: 1679302019.63832100 took (total): 0.000047
setup_html actions: 4 start: 1679302019.63810800 end: 1679302019.63819000 took (total): 0.000082
validation actions: 1 start: 1679302019.63215500 end: 1679302019.63801700 took (total): 0.005862

Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

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Current time:

2023-03-20 01:46:59