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No.161961
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the simpsons Thread
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Archived.
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From http://jesterbutts.tumblr.com/
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>>162089
/coq/
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>>161961
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Has there been anything of Comic Book Guy's Japanese Waifu yet?
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That requires people to still watch Simpsons. Also, that guy getting married is bullshit. Screw past season 10 Simpsons to hell!
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this is the best I've seen lately
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>>164435
You can't deny she's a cutie, though.
No.164781
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I know beastie lit is banned but on the spectrum how close can I get? Is an erect dog cock on a vector to a human vaginal permotted? I'd like to at least share the first few pages of a comic I drew if I can.
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*beastiality
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I'd image it means no animals as an active participate (like your suggestion) or passive participate (just standing there, licking themselves or whatever).
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I wouldn't risk it.
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>>164781
post a zip, in MEGA maybe? or share a link? PD tahnk you for the recent art ¡¡¡
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this is diying everybody CLEAR¡¡


by Rirfen
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Up to and EXCLUDING any dog wieners. If I can get my website back I'll put the whole thing there. If that looks like it'll be awhile I guess I'll have to use paheal.
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I'll admit that the designs are Shadman inspired, but I drew these like a year ago before he basically "called" the stripy socks and sleeves.
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That's it. Dog wangs from this point on.
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>>165364
thank you
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My site is totally back now and I have way more Co tool over it than before. The whole comic will go up when I've finished rendering and lettering all the pages.
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Anonymous
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>>165581 you mean the blog?
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I mean www.3fstudios.com nigga!
No matter the outlet, something of mine seems to break somebody's rules. So I have my own site.
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Always begin with some drawn CP. LOL
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>>165853
That's a terrible edit.
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>>165852
Bart, take a photo, I´m piss.
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Considering how long Simpsons is running, Marge's kids are just mid 30 dwarfs.
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>>165868

True. It's the runoff from the nuclear plant into the water supply that caused them to stay the same size. ;-)
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>>165883
Or the lack of innovation in a show which ran way too long.
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ITT:
Bitter hipsters angry that the Simpsons now mock their generation rather than their parents.
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>>166229
ITT bitter long time Simpsons fans who are annoyed by the show jumping on bandwagons and copying from other shows and their humor, while they can laugh about the first seasons to this day, which is also still quotable - also in this thread: Underage fucks who think it was funny because it mocked our parents and call people twice as old as them hipsters, which are frustrated because they don't get any of the jokes except they are about the UFC or Lady Gaga.
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Also - calling people hipsters who stopped liking a show which has become a giant Apple commercial nowadays.
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Finally finished the comic. Be warned: There's a dog wiener in it. It's on my site www.3FStudios.com

I think I'm gonna stop vectorizing my inking, or at least turn the settings down.
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>>167810
Thaaaaannnkkk youuu Sr
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>>161961

I know that in order to qualify for the Western Smut Artist's hall of fame, every artist must have at least one piece of Simpson's Smut in their Portfolio, I hereby submit my application.
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>>169533
Where the hell did she get Kodak film?
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>>169535

didn't the Simpsons start in 1989? _( o w o)_
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>>169535
Especially since the Simpsons don´t use anything but Apple products...
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>>169533
Dude, I love this pic. Very sexy, even with (or maybe because of?) the implied dark subject matter.
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>>169852
>dark subject matter

>Wait hold on...the flash is charging...
>wait...
>booooooooeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>almost...
>WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....
>just a little bit...
>EEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOoooooo...
>Goddamn it. Where does you father keep the batteries?
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>>169533
>Marge making cheese pizza of her kids

A+, would fap again. Sequel please?
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new one by apostle
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Did this 100% on my phone
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>>170911
goddamn. the rendering on her dress and panties is so developed could draw a topographical map with it, accurate enough to land a lunar probe on her ass using 1950's technology.
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>>171119
Yeah pretty much describes Apostle's art.
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Here's another one. drew it awhile ago but painted it the past couple days
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>>170911
goddamn

if only he didnt draw one picture every blue moon
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>>171127
Nice body
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>>171142
Thanks
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Sfan goodness
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I miss 8chan
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>>424480
me too
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Make-up version
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>>433840
nice cookies.
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D-Rock does the best Simpsons
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>>441271
I remember being able to see her butt the first time it was published?
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>>441331
Anyone ever tried looking for a first edition printing?
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Pic by Galactabee.
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1679305439.666525 - 0.001325 (0.000310s): kobak\modules: finished loading module "kobak"

1679305439.666530 - 0.001330 (0.000005s): kobak\modules: finished loading 1 module(s)

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1679305439.666571 - 0.001371 (0.000005s): kobak\current: finished validating section

1679305439.666577 - 0.001377 (0.000006s): kobak\current: finished validating prerequisites

1679305439.666582 - 0.001382 (0.000005s): kobak\current: finished validating optional inputs

1679305439.666587 - 0.001387 (0.000005s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "validation"

1679305439.666597 - 0.001397 (0.000010s): KOBAK BBS: validating board

1679305439.666641 - 0.001441 (0.000044s): kobak\ban: query: querying posts

1679305439.666649 - 0.001449 (0.000008s): kobak\db: setting up new instance

1679305439.666651 - 0.001451 (0.000002s): kobak\db: Attempting to connect to database

1679305439.667326 - 0.002126 (0.000675s): kobak\db: Successfully connected to database

1679305439.667335 - 0.002135 (0.000009s): kobak\db: finished setup

1679305439.667959 - 0.002759 (0.000624s): KOBAK BBS: loading board specific plugins

1679305439.668291 - 0.003091 (0.000332s): KOBAK BBS: finished loading board specific plugins

1679305439.668298 - 0.003098 (0.000007s): KOBAK BBS: validating thread

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1679305439.668320 - 0.003120 (0.000012s): kobak\post: query: querying posts

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1679305439.673664 - 0.008464 (0.000298s): kobak\post: get_posts: applying quote backlinks to posts

1679305439.673801 - 0.008601 (0.000137s): kobak\post: query: finished.

1679305439.673805 - 0.008605 (0.000004s): kobak\thread: query: posts queried, setting up thread object.

1679305439.673818 - 0.008618 (0.000013s): kobak\thread: query: finished.

1679305439.673846 - 0.008646 (0.000028s): kobak\plugins: finished running 1 actions for hook "validation"

1679305439.673912 - 0.008712 (0.000066s): kobak\current: Template file found

1679305439.673916 - 0.008716 (0.000004s): kobak\current: setting up HTML vars

1679305439.673921 - 0.008721 (0.000005s): kobak\html: setting up new instance

1679305439.673943 - 0.008743 (0.000022s): kobak\html: finished setup

1679305439.673946 - 0.008746 (0.000003s): kobak\current: setting up per-page HTML vars

1679305439.673953 - 0.008753 (0.000007s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "setup_html"

1679305439.674048 - 0.008848 (0.000095s): kobak\plugins: finished running 4 actions for hook "setup_html"

1679305439.674051 - 0.008851 (0.000003s): kobak\current: finished setting up all HTML vars

1679305439.674053 - 0.008853 (0.000002s): start rendering html

1679305439.674108 - 0.008908 (0.000055s): loading thread

1679305439.674134 - 0.008934 (0.000026s): called header.php

1679305439.674140 - 0.008940 (0.000006s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "header_meta"

1679305439.674197 - 0.008997 (0.000057s): kobak\plugins: finished running 4 actions for hook "header_meta"

1679305439.674283 - 0.009083 (0.000086s): kobak\cache: loading cache file: kobak_banners

1679305439.674290 - 0.009090 (0.000007s): kobak\cache: checking cache file: kobak_banners

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1679305439.674589 - 0.009389 (0.000046s): kobak\kmedia: setting up new instance

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1679305439.679368 - 0.014168 (0.000340s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "footer_meta"

1679305439.679433 - 0.014233 (0.000065s): kobak\plugins: finished running 8 actions for hook "footer_meta"

1679305439.679434 - 0.014234 (0.000001s): completed rendering most of the html

1679305439.679463 - 0.014263 (0.000029s): starting debug

1679305439.679793 - 0.014593 (0.000330s): starting debug_t


1679305439.68042400: end


SQL statistics:

time taken: 0.00059915 SELECT *, ( SELECT GROUP_CONCAT(DISTINCT `kobaboardban`.`boardid` ORDER BY `kobaboardban`.`boardid` SEPARATOR ',') FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `banid` = `id` GROUP BY `banid` ) AS `active_boards` FROM `kobaban` WHERE ( (`iplong1` = '03eeca4c') OR (`iplong1` <= '03eeca4c' AND '03eeca4c' <= `iplong2`) ) AND `type` IN(-1,0,1,2,3) AND (`id` IN ( SELECT `banid` FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `boardid` IN(9) ) OR `global` = 1) ORDER BY `type`,`expiration` DESC no rows found or affected (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00314403 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '9' AND p.`postid` = '161961' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '9' AND `parentid` = '161961' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` no error (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00028014 SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 9 AND `postid` IN(162089,433840,441271)) AND `deleted` = 0 no results

actions:

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footer_meta actions: 8 start: 1679305439.67937100 end: 1679305439.67943000 took (total): 0.000059
header_meta actions: 4 start: 1679305439.67414200 end: 1679305439.67419400 took (total): 0.000052
setup_html actions: 4 start: 1679305439.67395700 end: 1679305439.67404500 took (total): 0.000088
validation actions: 1 start: 1679305439.66658900 end: 1679305439.67384100 took (total): 0.007252

Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$ /$1/thumbs/$2s.png [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)/(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1&pagenumber=$2 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=catalog&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=thread&board=$1&thread=$2&ext=$3 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA]

Current time:

2023-03-20 02:43:59