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"Obi-Wan's gonna kill you" edition.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM
I wouldn’t normally link to this sort of Twitter, but the rampant stupidity of this tweet must be seen to be believed:

Mister Twister
You just signal boosted a shitpost.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

Look at who you’re replying to.
No thanks.
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God dammit, Freehaven.
>it's like a breakup
>open wounds
>it's very hard
>the films were my kids

Lucas, bro, you sold the damn thing to Disney. You even sold it for relatively cheap. The interviewer even brings it up.
Mister Twister
He waned to make sequels, but was conflicted about it. He knew he was quite old. He also knew he hasn't been able to follow up on his old promise of returning to experimental films. He ALSO knew he had to let go and resign from being in charge of SW at some point.

So, he did all three. A part of him regrets not killing off the franchise, another part wishes he would have made the sequels himself, and yet another part is happy his burden has finally been lifted. He is free now, free of Star Wars.
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Also, finally saw the movie in the theater, with these two guys. And my family.
Oh my god! What's wrong with your face?
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Where's this from?
Good to know I'm not the only one who immediately thought Threepio looked kinda Punished there.
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Lets ring the new year with more baby fanboy.
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Time travle crossover when?!
He's my favorite chuuni.
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So he passed the exam then?

Also imagine Vader having to deal with this shit and not having kill him as an option.

Because for all the shit and lol's we throw at Kylo, dude still stops a laser blast with the force without giving a fuck.
And that deserves some cred atlest.
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Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

Dat BB-8.
T4 was here

And I forgot this came out too.
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Good points, bad jokes -.-

Lucas just said that selling SW to Disney was like selling his children to white slavers. Not only the comment is insensitive if not downright offensive, it's painting himself as a victim. He didn't NEED to sell the IP, and nobody put a gun to his head to do so. He did it because he didn't care anymore, and now has the nerve to complain.
Mister Twister
He was joking, you dumb fuck. He even chuckled after he said that.
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More like he's got a bad case of chuunibyou.
Of course he was joking

It's a terrible joke
That's our George
So, saying dumb and offensive crap is OK as long as I am joking. Good to know.
Offense is never given, it is taken. If you choose to be offended, that's fine by me.
>"If I act like an asshole, it's not my fault and I should not face repercussions for it."
But only if you say it was a joke afterwards.
Both of you are retards. And probably shitposters, but you can never tell.
Lucas today admitted the comment was innappropiate, mate. No need to defend your king's honor anymore.
And he didn't have to, but I guess too many people like you screamed OFFENDED! and he had to say something.
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Thread is in more need of sick spins.

Punches are never given, they are taken. If you choose to get punched, that's fine by me.
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For every TR-8R that falls another shall rise.

Every movie Finn will have his ass beat by one that shall continue the legacy.
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The Boba Fett of our generation. I hope we get a dozen novels fanwanking how he survived and went on to become a hero.
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I love that this movie became meme potential, but in the good way, not in the "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" way.
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Well atlest they have a good candidate for a clone template.
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>The Boba Fett of our generation.

I don't think so. Unlike Fett, the Tonfa dude actually did something cool and badass onscreen.

Pic related is the new Boba Fett.
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A funny thing since she's mentioned in discussions about being Lawful Evil and maybe doing a "Heel-Face Turn"

She'd lose few levels if applying D&D Rules and her specialization. She could actually go Bounty Hunter.

Also found this pairing humorous.

Find some of the old Clone Pods. Starts making TR-8R clones. Put them everywhere.
Did Disney have any active role in shaping that perception or did fans just assume that she would be beforehand because of her design? There's three movies to go, I already expected that not all of the new introduced characters would have time to shine.
She has some merchandise pushing her and apparently she's in the other ones.
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Yea she's been put out pretty much as one of the "face" as it were.
D'awww that's adorable.
So many seem to have that Childlike glee that Mark Hamill does. I can only see this as a good thing going forward.

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John Boyega is also fucking great. Great as Finn, fun in interviews. His enthusiasm's infectious.
Am I just misremembering I thought Luke's robot hand was so nice that from a glance it appears to be a real hand.
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Well goddamn.
It's super robotic for some reason.
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Maybe Kylo cut it off to be more like his grandpa?
Yes, hope they something fun with her next movie.

Like Finn is infiltrating some Star Destroyer or something and ducks into the restroom.
Where he runs into a female janitor who goes "YOU!" before pulling a gun on him.
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It was covered in the synthetic skin and maybe if he's been "off the grid" so to speak he's not had the time to stop and get it taken care of .

Overall it looks just fucked up with the skin being charred or maybe as noted not being properly cared for at a medical center.
I can't believe there was no Wilhelm scream anywhere in the film.
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There was in the beginning when Finn and Poe were making their big escape.
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Too bad he's not facing the right way.
Well its not Rey according to the rest of the fanbase.
Huh? Most people ship her with Finn, Poe, or Kylo, and it's mentioned in the novels she thinks Poe's hot stuff. There are people who insist she's a lesbian or bi, but not as much as I thought.
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Must have been quiet or really well-hidden, because none of my friends noticed it either.
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This bit. Not very loud in the actual scene, hence why it's easy to miss.
They've used it in the commercials a couple of times.

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I'm so glad I'm tapping out of this franchise I tell ya what. We had a good run, Star Wars. I think I'll go re-read Dark Empire.
I like Kylo Ren but I hate how his fans are trying to turn him into the next Loki. Dude did some shitty things, but the movie didn't have the time or interest to flesh the more sympathetic side of him in detail, so instead he just looks like a self-absorbed whiner.
Mister Twister
Are you... unable to enjoy things because of other fans?

Because if yes, then I got an image for you.
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Just learn to stay off of Tumblr ya turd.
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Missing that red arm.
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>C-3PO was secretly replaced with C-3PX
Snes !v68zTeBMI.
Why did he have that arm, anyways? I mean, it was funny for a gag ("You probably didn't recognize me!"), but then he lost it by the end of the movie. I kind of assumed that that was just going to be the new look for him.
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The in-universe explanation will be told in one of those new SW comics Marvel is publishing.

As for the real "why", Abrams said that he wanted to show the passage of time for all the characters, so the red arm was a reminder that even Threepio has been doing stuff since the last time we saw him.

the real "why" is what >>44661 said. You have the C-3PO figures, but now buy the C-3PO figures with RED ARMS!

I doubt JJ even thought about "showing the passage of time" with regards to the movie, at any rate he certainly didn't do that with R2 who had about as much screentime as 3PO and had more of an impact on the story.
Reminder that "classic" C-3PO had a silver shin.
Speaking about plot purposes, bro. And that's what JJ said, dont shoot the messenger.

R2 did show the passage of time, the guy literally was left in a corner collecting dust.
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So I am following a comedian who is obsessed with Kylo Ren and BB8.

Every day I check her Tümbler to see what else she reblogged/uploaded.

And then I see this.
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Link? Kylo Ren is pretty based as far as comedy fodder goes, but I hope she's not into him in THAT way. Dude is turning into the new Loki despite being way uglier.
Mister Twister
She likes him because he's a screwup, not because he's "a bad boy".

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Well that's not a name I haven't seen in a while. At least he can get away with that look because he's a cartoon character.

The use of Robot Chicken's voice actors just reminds me how much worse it is in comparison... Ah well, at least the Palpatine bits were good.
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Have these two actually spoken in canon before?
It's fucking Teen Titans GO! all over again.

Also this.
Its literally robot chicken with horrible visuals.
They teach Kylo Ren prequel style floppy spiny jumpy light saber combat so that it will be all terribly symbolic when he still loses to practical original trilogy style combat.
That kinda already happened this movie. You see him swinging his sword in circles while his opponents go for more pragmatic strikes.
Perhaps Snoke purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.
T4 was here
I think he told her about Finn pussying out at the start of the movie.
But thats why its a crack ship.
Mister Twister
You don't know they used professional sword fighters as consultants for the prequels? Or you don't think they were professional enough?
Not him, but in the prequels the swordmaster is Nick Gillard, a stunt coordinator who kinda knows how to handle a sword, which is why everything is so flashy and with all sorts of cool looking acrobatics and nonsensical flips and kicks. In contrast, the OT had Bob Anderson as the swordmaster, an actual olympic fencer.
Mister Twister
Fencer, true. But the way lightsabers are used is very far away from that. Japanese swords ≠ european rapiers.
And how japanese swords are used isn't exactly doing backflips and spinning your weapon like it was a glowstick in a rave party. I am not sure what the arguement is here, the fact that the lightsaber fighting in the prequels is unrealistic and overdone IS the point, it's supposed to show that properly trained Jedis in their prime are crazy superhuman sonofbitches. I don't particulary like how the result looked onscreen, but I do understand the logic behind it.
Mister Twister
I am not sure there was an argument, I was just replying to people.
So, apparently Disney Infinity went and flubbed things by spoiling Kylo and Rey are cousins.
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Eh, listening to it, it didn't really spoil that. It's an obvious plot twist, but he's not saying cousin in the game.
Nope, he says "curses". It's a mishearing.
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That is not gonna stop me from still shipping Kylo/Rey. In fact I almost bet that the aditional 'forbiddeness' of the ship will boost the amount of fan art, I hope.
Mister Twister
He threw her against a tree. If the aim was slightly off, he could have killed her.
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What's the appeal of that ship beyond the usual Twilight fans, self-inserters, or taboo fetishizers? I understand liking it as a one-sided thing because the novel strongly implies what was only slightly hinted at in the movie. Hell, I'm kind of one myself. But at no point does Rey seem like she'd ever reciprocate, especially not not after everything Kylo pulled already.
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Damnit, only on Tumblr will followers get so mortally offended by you reblogging comics making fun of a character that they'll fill your inbox with messages calling you a a racist who somehow supports their actions, just because you'd rather laugh at them than post about how mad they make you.
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Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

>post about how mad they make you
Much like you and Tumblr?
Usually in shipping, especially when it's with the bad boy, the girl's feelings don't matter, as she's instead replaced with a self-insert of the author or artist and their desires.
I know that already, I mean what's the ship's appeal if you're not one of the types I listed?
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More of the stuff from Tümbler.
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Wow they weren't kidding about Snape being in the movie.
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Yes, and your point?

Reciprocation CANONICALLY is of little to no importance to shippers. It's hot and the chemistry is hot to imagine. One sided relationships can be fun in there own way. A really good reason, which is probably why I'm still shipping Kylo/Rey, even though I don't actually foresee it becoming legit, is I am a still recovering zutaran. The appeal is if you are into rough sex, bondage, rape, mind control, comfort sex, domination, angst and a laundry list more of tags that fanfiction love to use for smut.
So fapbait reasons then? Fair enough.
Mister Twister
Well, I am not giving those people any respect. You can, if you want.
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And I don't respect you either!
Guys, SHUT UP.
Mister Twister
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I think what annoys me the most is, I joked about the EU along with everyone else. Like anything that had gotten that big, it had some screwball and downright legendarily bad stories in it. When they announced everything became un-canon, all I could think was "Good! Finally we can get rid of stories like 'Han Solo's kid going Sith' and Chewbacca needlessly dying in an sad attempt to raise the stakes." But it also had a lot of great stories in it. And I thought the new movie would take the good parts of the EU and leave behind the bad. Instead it feels like we took the bad and left the good. And now people still make fun of the EU because it's an ingrained practice at this point, its reputation is tarnished beyond repair, but I can't help but wistfully remember the universe that gave me the Rogue Squadron series, Thrawn and Mara Jade, and even the misadventures of Tag & Bink.

I try to get over it but my thoughts keep going back to it, and I think "I shouldn't have said all those terrible things about the EU."
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>tfw you ship Kylo/Poe for that same reason
oh no
>But it also had a lot of great stories in it

It still has. Those books, comics and such, they still do exist. Ninjas hired by Disney did not break into your home at night and emptied your shelved off EU material.

I am frankly at loss at the idea of apparently being so dependant of canonicity, of endorsement and approval by either Lucas or the Disney bunch, because who gives a damn? Thrawn remains one cool badass mofo, canon be damned. Nothing changes that.
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We've still got two movies.
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Mazoke = best ship, you punks have no idea.
I like the idea of Finn having canon childlike crushes on both Finn and Rey but them not reciprocating. Why can't more people get one-sided pairings in general? They can be plenty cute/interesting in their own way.
Mister Twister
I knew hardcore shippers were crazy, but...... this is a whole new level.

Heh Twin Finns.

Finn is actually a small test batch clone project. Finds the other surviving clone.

Mister Twister
So, today I learned of the Thrawn Trilogy, and that it was apparently approved by good ol' Georgie.

Will read someday.
Damnit, meant Finn crushing on Poe.
Shipping the best character with the best character. Everybody wins.
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Who, BB-8 x BB-8?
Mister Twister

Also, now I know what I will be doing with my life when I am not busy working or having other types of fun. I will be editing the Thrawn Trilogy to make if fit with the current SW canon (sans TFA).
They'd worked that out at one point and even had Zahn write the novel of Jorus C'Baoth's big trip to outside the galaxy once the prequels were done.
Mister Twister
Enlighten me please. I only learned of the trilogy yesterday, and aside from it
- being very good
- being approved and liked by good ol' Georgie at the time
- contradicting the current canon in some places
I know nothing about it.
Isn't it they are mostly picking and choosing things from the EU to add when and where they feel it fits and works with their current running canon?
Mister Twister
Yes. That's exactly what they are doing. That is how Mandalore ended up in The Clone Wars, and how a mon-calamari invented the B-wing in Rebels.
At that time the EU was still canon though, wasn't it?
Mister Twister
First and foremost, remember that a lot of EU was completely retarded and out of character and shit. Not everything there was good, plus a lot of inconsistencies and contradictions.

Second, the system worked like this: movies are A-canon, Thrawn is B-canon, cartoon and comic spinoffs are C-canon, so forth. Everything is canon until the movies contradict. 99% of EU was temporarily supported fanfiction. During TCW, the team would pick and choose the best EU plot ideas and polish, improve, and incorporate into the show.

NOW, any new "officially cannon" works can steal ideas from the EU and make it canon again.

A very few select things from the EU, like KOTOR, are kinda canon, until Lucasfilm announces they're not.
I wonder if anything from Shadows of the Empire is going to show up. The movie was this close to being called Shadow of the Empire without the "s".
It's where Mara Jade comes from.
Except for the bit where they butchered Mandalore for TCW. That's the thing that really irks me, when they take something good and twist it up into crap and that crap holds more weight than the good stuff.
Sweet fuck, the two characters I hate most...
> the EU was still canon

Yes and no. The official policy was that the only real solid "this actually happened" canon was the movies, everything else according to Lucasfilm was "sure, why not, as long as it doesn't contradict the movies". If you look into it, before the Disney acquisition, there was five levels of canon material.
Mandalore was butchered long before TCW touched it. If anything they helped redeem it from the blatant fan fiction it had become.
Mister Twister
They took something alright, and twisted it into awesome. Different ≠ bad.
They took a warrior people and turned them into pacifists.
That is the exact opposite of awesome.
Mister Twister
I think you missed the point of >>44757
Considering how much of the exact same treatment the Jedi had, I'm not considering the Mandolorians to have been that badly tarnished by their time in the books.
Star Wars has always been blatant fan fiction.
T4 was here
Atlest these cool ass mofos survied the end of EU.
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Mister Twister
The only real thing that separates "fanfiction" from "sequel written by a different person" is the level of quality.

Being officially recognized doesn't hurt either.
Your logic is dumb. What about bad quality official stuff and really good quality fanfiction? Fanfiction unofficial and has nothing to do with quality.
Mister Twister
>what about bad quality official and good quality fanfiction
Nothing. I was not talking about that at all.
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>The only real thing that separates "fanfiction" from "sequel written by a different person" is the level of quality.
>What about bad quality official stuff and really good quality fanfiction?
But you were talking about that! Your dichotomy between "fanfiction" and "sequel written by a different person", being defined by quality is silly as there exist both quality fanfiction AND bad official stuff. By saying that quality is the defining trait between 'fanfic' and 'official' makes 'good quality fanfiction' into not fanfiction (even though by definition of it being FICTION MADE BY FANS) and 'bad quality official' into fanfiction. Here you are dictating what is and is not fanfiction not if it is official or made by a fan, but by the quality of it, which quality is subjective.

In summation; learn how to english language or logic. Or stop using the term 'fanfiction' to describe stuff that you don't like, please.
Mister Twister
The distinction between "official work" and fanfiction is hard to see sometimes, especially in a serialized franchise with multiple writers. BUT, usually when it's complete shit, it tends to be fanfiction. A good 50% of all fanfiction is completely terrible, 50% of works by original creators is okay. An average weak movie has nothing on My Immortal.

Fanfiction is a dirty word, just accept it. Whenever a new writer makes a sequel, and people hate it, it gets labeled as fanfiction.

And I don't understand why you're so angry. I didn't call any particular thing you like as bad. Are you angry because EU is no longer canon?
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So watching the movie a second time and finding that it still didn't solve my problem, does anyone think they kind of dropped the ball on making a case for Kylo Ren's moral ambiguity? Granted it's implied he's already pretty far gone, and I still think he's a solid character because of his immaturity alone, but a lot of his talk about feeling the pull of the light side and having a spark of good in him that he's tried to extinguish, or the idea that he was once a heroic figure who was seduced to the dark side, rang kinda hollow, even before he gutted Han. Suffered from a lot of classic telling without showing like the prequel trilogy did.

Maybe the Han Solo side story movie will cover a bit of that. Hopefully not though since it would be a huge copout.
Mister Twister
They stuffed the movie so choke full of plot ideas, that there was not enough time to explain all of them. If Death Star III was cut from the story, they would have more time.
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Holy shit, Snoke confirmed for Zouken Matou and Star Wars is a part of the Nasuverse.
Would take care of the Legends vs new EU continuity issues.
I keep getting the most retarded fan-theory bullshit recommended to me on Youtube.

No, internet, Rey is not Obi-Wan's long-lost granddaughter because that makes no dramatic sense.

Speculation is fun and all, but for god's sake don't just shove out the first derivative thought balloon that pops into your head. Try to imagine "when this revelation is screamed out by the antagonist over a bottomless pit in the middle of a thunderstorm, will it leave the general audience astonished or utterly fucking baffled?"
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Is it stupid to get annoyed at fanart prettying Kylo Ren up and giving him a smaller nose and such? He's supposed to be all weird and ugly and goofy and generally awkward looking under that mask and that's exactly a big part of what makes him so great, damnit.
>No, internet, Rey is not Obi-Wan's long-lost granddaughter because that makes no dramatic sense.

You know what makes logical sense, if not dramatic sense? Rey as Quinlan Vos's granddaughter.
For full drama, Rey should be another immaculate conception of the Force, making her the true heir to Anakin. Just imagine Kylo's shit fit upon learning that. Or course, Luke would be her mom.
Mister Twister
Really good editing.

Vader being THE FATHER is a famous retcon, but Alec's performance, the way he said the lines, and his facial expressions made the revelation believable.
Luke found Plagueis's records on creating life and further speculation from Sheev that it could be done via a cloning chamber as a gestation device.

Luke did what he did and willed Rey into being. Or Rey is a descendent of Vader and Dr. Aphra. Another plan he put into motion to carry out his vengeance if he failed. But time went on, the Empire was destroyed and Vader was lost so Aphra moved on with her child who grew and had a child of their own.

I find that very plausible outcome since they have made a big thing of everything that happens in the comics being in canon.
On that note, it's interesting that Luke's planet is called Ach-to which contains the Hebrew for brother and the official script states that Luke knows "who" Rey is, which suggests that Rey's identity is something worth knowing rather than a literal everywoman who lucked herself into the powers and position needed to save the galaxy, similar to Finn.
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>misread as Dr. Alphys

Also, this.
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Alphys did create her share of fuckups that ultimately paved the way for the main plot. Speaking of which, people are really jumping on the Undertale x Star Wars parallels here.

I remember something of a story idea kinda like that. Something in the EU possessing one sibling and leading them down the dark path.
Snoke confirmed for a miniature shit who fucking loves chocolate.
Poor Kylo, Dark Side comes with serious helmet hair.
That bit where he took his helmet off and his hair looked so fluffy bothered me way too much.
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Secret Death Eater technique.
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So she gets Chrome Dome?
Mister Twister
They're flying half a ship.
Phasma's suit is prototype actual blaster proof armor. //youtube.com/watch?v=E_Ea28Z7PBUyoutube thumb

Takes a bolt to the head knocked unconscious on a Star Destroyer falling into a suns gravity well.

Rey drags them out to a escape shuttle and heads to the nearest planet. And above all HELMET STAYS ON. Because its funnier that way.
Could be a case of "it's not canon but there's something there, maybe I'll follow up on it after all".
got two more movies. Plenty of time.
Yeah could go the Korrasami route, except actually well-done this time. Finn and Poe already showed more chemistry in their first escape scene than Korra and Asami ever had.
That'll be for Rey and Phasma
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Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

Well there’s a headcanon I’m gonna accept.
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Ahhh, I love that clip...
Also this.
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Remind me to post this in /pco/ request thread later.
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T4 was here
You know, something occured to me.

Shouldn't Leia be very, VERY angry at Luke?

I mean, she and Han left their son in the hads of his uncle, it was in part his responsability that Kyle fell to the dark side.
There's a ton of interesting stuff in the novels including tihs bit. She knows it's ultimately Snoke's fault, and blames herself the most for being impulsive in deciding to have him shipped off to Luke. Also the reason her and Han's marriage fell apart was because they both each blamed themselves for what happened. A lot of it I wish made it into the final film. Just a matter of a single extra line or so and so much would be better.
When does Rebels take place? I know it's between Episodes 3 and 4, but which one is it closer to in timeframe?
Its Fifteen years after so closer to Episode 4
Man, people have been referencing the books a lot, but I've never gotten any decent answers to which novels they refer to.
Only novels that matter anymore when it comes to canon are Tarkin and the official The Force Awakens novelization of the film.
Mister Twister
I never understood the point of novelizations. Isn't it capitulating and saying "you're right, books are the superior medium".
Also all the comics. Lando's being prior to Empire and the others taking place being Empire and Jedi I believe.
The thing that irritates me is the fact people keep talking about these characters as if they already existed in the books, but I can't dig anything up about that.
Not really that books are the superior medium so much as different in a way that provides certain advantages, such as additional insight on characters whose thoughts we couldn't see or additional backstory which gets cut for reasons like pacing, them coming up with a better alternative, or just being plain boring to people who aren't huge lore nerds.
What do you mean? Snoke and Kylo Ren are movie original characters and Tarkin was from A New Hope.
This. For example, the TFA novelization gives further insight on Kylo Ren's less than impressive performance while fighting Finn and Rey, or why Finn did defect from the First Order.
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Well thats just silly.
Kinky, and also instantly fatal.

I like how the Darths and Droids webcomic treats lightsabers as just as likely to maim the player as the enemy they're fighting.
Yea that is why it takes extensive training. Force Sensitivity is a bonus since it adds heighten awareness of something with no weight or heat.
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Awww good metal mom.
T4 was here
Well thats what happens when you roll a one.

Like that time I broke the silver halberd I needed to fight ghost the first time I swing it...
Good thing the DM let me pick up the blade and use it as an handaxe.
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Holy shit that's dumb.
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This was the best part of that skit.
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The whole thing was magical from beginning to end, but pic related was my favourite part.
It's weird, coming out of the theater my favorite characters were definitely Finn and Rey and I hated Kylo for being such an obnoxious twat, but now a month he's my favorite by far. All the heroes are solid and their acting was spot on, but they're too archetypical to really linger in the mind, whereas I really want to know what's this dude's long game and what exactly the fuck happened to him as a kid.
Did he enter his Dark Side cave and everything went sideways possibly?
>It's weird, coming out of the theater my favorite characters were definitely Finn and Rey and I hated Kylo for being such an obnoxious twat, but now a month he's my favorite by far. All the heroes are solid and their acting was spot on, but they're too archetypical to really linger in the mind, whereas I really want to know what's this dude's long game and what exactly the fuck happened to him as a kid.

The thing I like about Kylo is the same thing most people give him shit about--his silly temper tantrums and tryhard attitude are WONDERFUL to see in a villain, especially in a setting like Star Wars where it's explicitly stated that unchecked anger leads to the dark side--this is exactly the side effect we SHOULD be seeing more often in Sith Lords.
Making stuff more complicated is apparently there's a lot of cut scenes and introspection in the novelization that indicate Kylo Ren is a more of a sensitive and empathetic guy than the movie made him out to be. Supposedly some of it was actually filmed but left out of the final cut, either because it was bad for pacing or they changed their minds later on and wanted to take the character in a different direction.
>they changed their minds later on and wanted to take the character in a different direction
I mean, the film is the flagship version, you would hope it's this
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>his silly temper tantrums and tryhard attitude are WONDERFUL to see in a villain, especially in a setting like Star Wars

Obviously it's all an opinion but that's like saying it'd be wonderful for a Lord of the Rings sequel to feature an edgy ugly cunt villain wearing a SAURON WAS RIGHT shirt. Bonus points if they're Samwise's son. In my opinion it's a terrible fit for a series that has always had a more classical good vs. evil architecture to its story.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

>it's a terrible fit for a series that has always had a more classical good vs. evil architecture to its story

You say that as if the series can't evolve and try new ways of telling a story. Why would you want it to be the same exact thing as the Original Trilogy?
>“I’ve spoken with Disney people, and they were completely blindsided by the reaction to the new Star Wars characters,” Marcotte went on to say. “They put a huge investment into marketing and merchandizing the Kylo Ren character. They presumed he would be the big breakout role from the film. They were completely surprised when it was Rey everyone identified with and wanted to see more of. Now they’re stuck with vast amounts of Kylo Ren product that is not moving, and a tidal wave of complaints about a lack of Rey items.”

I really, REALLY doubt the trilogy is going to end with Kylo still a villain.
It'd be fucking weird to walk back a guy who committed a Patricide of Han Fucking Solo, audiences don't want that.

Plus I don't need another redeemed Sith Lord.
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If Tumblr and SNL are any indication he's still pretty damn popular, just not for the reasons they were probably hoping.
Personally I feel like him surviving to rejoin the side of good or at least stop being a villain, and having to live with the guilt of his actions, would actually be the harsher punishment than him staying evil and then dying, unless he literally becomes Sith Satan.
Mostly everyone I've seen wants him redeemed not for his own sake (because fuck that guy) but because Leia deserves to be happy.
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Mister Twister
I love that woman.
>Plus I don't need another redeemed Sith Lord.

Well, we didn't need another power trio, or another cute droid, or another death star, or another sand planet, or another expository wrinkly midget alien, or another badass cool villain henchperson who doesn't actually do anything badass or cool, and yet here we are!
They cast a guy whose specialty is in playing cringy loser manchildren and he's no different here (not that he did a bad job at acting here or anything). I don't know why they'd expect anything otherwise, unless there was bad communication between merchandising and the people actually making the movie.
The mechadishing people probaby saw a pic of Kylo with the helmet and were all YAY NEW DARTH VADER and didn't bother to ask about the character.

Personally I feel like having him shoved down a garbage chute so he can join Captain Phasma with the rest of the trash, and trying again for some actual villains in the next movie.
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Sez you. I'm looking forward to seeing what Space Zuko gets up to in the next movie.

Though you can take heart that Benicio del Toro is mooted to play a sizeable baddie in Ep VIII.
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100% canon
95% canon, because killing the men who work for him is the one line they've shown he isn't willing to cross yet.

>Space Zuko

Heh, maybe next film his Uncle will follow him around making him second guess his mission to hunt down the next of the Jedi.

Speaking of Rey


I can never get a grip on this line of thinking. Its been around for a while and I still don't get it.
Good article but then they had to put that huge "IS REY A MARY SUE?!" video at the bottom and my mind just fizzled (protip: she's not, but I'm still tired of hearing the arguments either pro OR anti).
Seriously though did they not talk to the film crew at all? Inexplicable teen fangirl following aside, all the fans I've seen of Kylo Ren (and I guess I'd include myself among them) are grown ass adults. He's not the kind of character who appeals to children, Rey is, and if they did I would be very worried about their mental health.
I'm guessing the marketing thought Kylo was going to be another Darth Maul and didn't expect him to have actual characterization.
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>mfw Matt is Kylo Ren's Blue Spirit
Rey is not a Mary Sue.

With that said, the movie does not do a good job at explaining why she is so hypercompetent, which I can see why would raise some eyebrows.

Like, in ANH at least there is a bit of dialogue that establishes that he has experience piloting a starship, and the deleted-but-not-anymore scene with Biggs establishes that he is a good pilot before getting in his X-Wing. Lil' Anakin in Phantom Menace had a ton of experience being a racing pilot, and yet once he gets in a starfighter he more or less lucked his way to sucess and wasn't entirely sure of what he was doing (all while being assisted by R2). In Force Awakens, there is nothing that explains me why Rey (a poor girl living in squalor, barely making ends meet) could hop into the Falcon and instantly know how to fly it like the best.

Some would say that SW is not serious business and such things don't matter, and I say yes, internal logic and consistency DO matter.
This. There ARE perfectly plausible and justifiable reasons for Rey's competency in everything, and ones which one could deduce given enough time to linger on it. However the movie does a poor job of conveying that to the viewer, which I consider a fault of the narrative in general rather than Rey specifically.
Yea more lines that are simply rehashes simlar to Luke's T-16 line would have been fine. "Super Star Destroyer graveyard is a perfect place to practice flying." Spent too much time playing with the secret daddy bit.
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Out of curiosity, how much difficulty have posters here had in tracking down Rey toys? Not necessarily to purchase, just as a "ground-level market research for a lark" thought experiment?

Anecdotally (bearing in mind I live in Southeast London) my experience has been that the flagship Disney stores would stock Rey figures and Rey costumes alongside the other characters but local supermarkets sell little besides acres upon acres of Kylo Rens (with the occasional Finn and Phasma to break the monotony). The Disney store in Stratford has taken a while to stock Reys in anything approaching equivalent numbers to her co-stars, but to their credit she's caught up and is now displayed prominently. As far as I can tell, though, Woolwich's super-sized Tesco has never stocked a single Rey figure, and it wasn't like they were skimping on the Star Wars merch, they had multiple dedicated aisle-ends full of toys. Now their Star Wars toys are on post-Xmas clearance and it's wall-to-wall Kylo Ren landfill.

I've seen Rey figures online and enough fedora-wearing mouth-breathing #HeresReyYouDamnFeminazis pics to know that the toys are out there, it's just that nobody stocks the buggers. They sell out day one, they don't get restocked days two-fifteen, and in the meantime the lorries are reversing with nothing but Kylo Ren Kylo Ren Kylo Ren piling out the back. She's the main character, it's crazy that she's so hard to find.

I'd dispute that the fans haven't warned to him, there's more than enough art online to show that he's struck a chord with many fans, it's just that they fell in love with the ranty wannabe emo side of him that just needs a teenage fangirl's tender affection and a hard motherly punch in the face, rather than the Cooldude McBadass the toymakers expected him to be.

I do wonder why. It always seems that female figures are always short in a case.

Say case of Black series It'll break down to 1-2 Rey 1-2 Phasma 5-4 Finn and 5-4 Kylo and it always rolls out that way when you have females in a case.
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Well, if the novelization is any indication, the intent behind his character was supposed to be not so much "redeemed Sith Lord" and more that "groomed to be evil but too much of a natural softie to commit", kind of the reverse of Anakin who wanted to be a noble Jedi but let his id control him too much. Granted that aspect of Kylo Ren didn't come across very well during the movie, and it's possible they dropped it altogether to make him a more straightforward kook, but you get a lot of words like "sensitive" and "compassionate" and Snoke basically calls him too much of a pussy to be a good Sith.

That and he's just a lot of fun to rib on in a sort of affectionate way. Too lame to be the cool badass kids look up to and merchandisers wanted him to be, but still just competent and scary enough to be taken more seriously than General Grievous.
Have you read the novelization?

If so, I am curious, does it elaborate on when did Kylo's obsession with his gramps the big Sith Lord originate? Did Snoke instil it on him, or was something that he already have?
Haven't read the whole thing for myself but people have been posting large passages of it all over the Internet. Obviously there's going to be huge spoilers for anyone who's somehow not seen the movie yet and still cares about watching it for themselves.

“[Snoke] knew our child would be strong with the Force. That he was born with equal potential for good or evil.”

“You knew this from the beginning? Why didn’t you tell me?”

She sighed. “Many reasons. I was hoping that I was wrong, that it wasn’t true. I hoped I could sway him, turn him away from the dark side, without having to involve you.” A small smile appeared. “You had— you have— wonderful qualities, Han, but patience and understanding were never among them. I was afraid that your reactions would only drive him farther to the dark side. I thought I could shield him from Snoke’s influence and you from what was happening.”

Her voice dropped. “It’s clear now that I was wrong. Whether your involvement would have made a difference, we’ll never know.”

He had trouble believing what he was hearing. “So Snoke was watching our son.”

“Always,” she told him. “From the shadows, in the beginning, even before I realized what was happening, he was manipulating everything, pulling our son toward the dark side. But nothing’s impossible, Han. Not even now, at this late time. I have this feeling that if anyone can save him— it’s you.”

Not much on what he was like pre-Snoke, just that his dad hadn't seen him since he was a teenager which is probably when he officially made his turn. Another interesting point is it shows him explicitly more remorseful over the big murder and falling to the ground feeling weak afterwards, which I don't think happened in the movie at all.
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>Now their Star Wars toys are on post-Xmas clearance and it's wall-to-wall Kylo Ren landfill.

Here's the thing: That just means Kylo Ren isn't selling.
Rey was in the initial waves. But so were other characters both important and unimportant. As far as I can tell, she wasn't even really shortpacked, just... not available in as many sublines as Finn and Kylo.
Mister Twister
Controversial opinion, coming through!
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I kept an eye on the Tesco shelves (the supermarket's on the way back from my commute) and I cannot recall Rey ever gracing the Star Wars aisles. Like you said, the toys were out there, but it seems to have never occurred to the stores ordering them that some people might quite like to own a figure of the main fucking character.

This is anecdotal, of course, but while people are leaning on Hasbro I'd say the real problem was management at the end-point. The shops themselves just didn't "get" the film they were trying to make a quick buck off of.
>"The Force Awakens Sucks or How I learned to stop worrying and love Star Wars the Phantom Menace"
Okay, before I click on this, I need a written guarantee in triplicate that it won't give me brain cancer.

Saw a Rey, she has the normal problem with the Hasbro Legends type figures too much paint makes her face oddly flat since it obsecures the sculpt opposed to Finn which is just the shiny plastic, looks better. Rey does come with a BB8 which may be why it gets snapped up.
Mister Twister
It's not a video about the prequels that you hate with such passion.

It's a video explaining in detail why the uploader thinks TFA sucks.

I think this guy made the points that video tried to make, but with slightly better presentation and less meandering:

//youtube.com/watch?v=FNAy7yCMyBwyoutube thumb
Mister Twister
I'll watch it later.
Mister Twister
Okay, watched it. What an amazing review.
Mister Twister
Saying that TFA is not very good results in a lot of people getting really defensive and shaming you for DARING to not like it. Kind of like shaming for liking prequels, but much worse.

Not saying what other website I learned that on, but it wasn't an imageboard.
Okay, I get that taste is subjective and all that, so people saying they prefer the prequels to TFA doesn't make them "wrong" or anything, but I still find the opinion utterly baffling.

I'm not "riven with hatred" towards the prequels, but seeing how much better the era is handled in The Clone Wars just goes to show that the same material could be made compelling and fun and interesting if Lucas had just delegated a lot more.
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Needs more cheesy special effects.
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This is probably one of those times where he wouldn't want Vader-senpai noticing him.
A New Hope recreated with the films that inspired it.

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That's just perfect.
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Very impressive, but the description is misleading. It was recreated with the media that preceded ANH, not all of which inspired George, and some of the things he may not even have seen at the time.

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Which is going to have to be him walking towards a light source to keep up thematic elements.

To save her he must walk into the light and away from the dark.

The Redemption of Kylo is going to be one of the overall stories going forward.

He also ends up in a bacta tank due to the massive amounts of environment trauma and we'll see how fucked up and scarred his body is.
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Although JJ Abrams said in interviews that his development in the movies was supposed to show the rise of a villain to parallel Rey growing into a traditional hero.
I really hope it's misdirection though, the old version from the novel seems to take a more interesting route with Rey having a voice inside her head telling her to kill while Kylo Ren constantly feels guilt and regret and both of them seem to be pulled towards the center. The movies having Rey actually giving in to her violent urges going down the dark path at least for a while, and Kylo Ren getting to turn Zuko before the very last minute would both make for something more interesting than a repeat of the traditional hero and villain narratives.
We've already gotten the point that something is drawing him towards the light side and he's actively resisting it.

Rey falls to the dark side over some broken heart or similar just as Kylo rescues her. Kylo talks to his uncle about his revelation he's been running from for years. Just as they get word that Rey is gone and she stole a ship and Artoo lets out a solemn whistle.

"What do you mean "We lose more Skywalkers that way"?"
Is there any reason why Finn fans hate Kylo Ren so much? I see a lot of talk from them about how the only reason Kylo Ren even has any fans at all is because he's a Straight White Male and how awful of a person you must be if you like him or even want to see him redeemed at all, and how if people really had any self awareness they'd see him for the monster he is. Or how Adam Diver is a fucking asshole for stealing John Boyega's fame and blahblahblah, and how the fact that Kylo Ren has fans at all is proof all Star Wars fans aside from them are racists. Like, a ton of Finn or John Boyega also double as rabid Kylo Ren hate blogs. But the weird thing is I never ever see the same thing coming from Poe Dameron fans, except for the ones who mostly like him because he gets shipped with Finn, even though he's also a likely target for actual racistm, and even though Kylo Ren was way shittier to him than he was to Finn.

Is it just people trying to mask their jealousy or something else? Or does something about Finn's character just make him really popular with assholes, kind of like how the fact that Kylo Ren is a jerk makes him appealing to the Twitards who want heal him through the power of love and kindness? It's not even so much that I like Kylo Ren more than Finn, but having to constantly wade through all this bullshit to get to the Finn fanart and fun Boyega stuff is really tiresome.
I think I've seen some of the posts you're talking about and it's definitely people being butthurt that their favorite character isn't more popular. It's hilarious to see what could pass for a Redditor fedora post on Tumblr of all places if you change just a few words. "Waaaah why don't people like my fave more? He's a Nice Guy! Fandom never wants the Nice Guys. All you other fans are shallow bitches who love (white) jerks]! And the more problematic, the better!" [insert emotional manipulation, guilt tripping, and a facade of a moral crusade as an excuse to get more of their fave]

I've no clue. All the new kids are fairly fun and enjoy the roles. Just that toxic garbage that seems to have seeped up into the internet maintstream last few years.
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I don't know but these folks sound kinda entitled. As the above articles on merch indicate Finn is way more popular with the mainstream audience than Kylo Ren is. Pretty much the only people who love Kylo Ren without a heavy dose of deprecation are fangirl types who don't come anywhere close to the majority of fandom, and even then those types still like Finn a lot anyway. He just isn't their fave.
Also while more Finn fanart and the like is nice, holy shit can people stop being dicks to artists for not catering to their every whim? I've seen multiple artists get bashed for it (this is actually a mild example) and I wish these people were trolling but knowing Tumblr they're probably legit.
Interesting. Of the three OT main characters Leia is the one I'm most curious about what happened to. Too bad the author's repertoire seems to be more along the lines of Twilight-esque stuff rather than political drama, though it could just be because she knows that shit would sell.
She did a novel for Star Wars already and it's way less twee than it sounds so things will probably be fine.
Benicio Del Toro officially announced as a for Star Wars 8, along with Laura Dern and Kelly Marie Tran.
Not sure why so many people are fixated on Thrawn as a possible role for him. There's no room for him in the new continuity.
Mister Twister
I will watch the fuck out of that.

But I will have to find a way to do it without diving him even one measly view. Maybe it'll be put on torrents...
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The season finale for Rebels was a fucking masterpiece.

I was blown away.
>"This is a rebellion, isn't it?"
>"I rebel."
I don't care how corny it sounds, I am excite.
This the one going with the Seven Samurai take on things yes?
>more Death Star crap
Lame. Rest of it looks pretty hype though.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

In fairness, this movie is about the original mission to steal the plans for the Death Star—making it a direct precursor to A New Hope—and it’s the first spinoff film ever attempted by the franchise, so going with the equivalent of “comfort food” makes it a slightly safer bet.

But I do hope that the next Star Wars Story takes us into brand-new territory.
T4 was here
So far atlest.
The white grand amiral suit looks nice and I will take it as a nod to Thrawn.
>"This is a rebellion, isn't it?"
>"I rebel."

I rolled my eyes. My interest in this is at 0% after TFA.
Mister Twister
I never wanted to know how the plans to the Death Star were stolen.

I may actually enjoy this one, but I am done seeing Star Wars in theaters.
>I never wanted to know how the plans to the Death Star were stolen.
We've known like 40 different versions of this story.
>I may actually enjoy this one, but I am done seeing Star Wars in theaters.
>The last star wars in theaters was great, I'm done

We've heard of different parts of the operation. Most the time the Bothan team and their leg of the mission.
Now, had a MAN said that, I might be interested
The Bothans were Death Star 2.
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>Jyn Erso

SOOOOO fucking close.
Yeah, not feeling the Felicity Jones = Rey's mother connections here. She looks more like young Carrie Fisher if anything.
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You got it anon, I'm 100% sexist. That's the reason why I didn't like it. I also hated movies like Aliens because it starred a woman, and I certainly detest the wretched show Steven Universe because again, the rock people involved are all woman-like. It's good we have a warrior for social causes like you around to expose my obvious and flagrant evil sexism at work.
You make it too frickin' easy.
All this talk about mommas and shit. Fuck, I'd say that Luna guy's gonna end up being Poe Dameron's daddy.
Not him, but if it was a man saying that dialogue, I too would have cringed.
Or perhaps there will be no relation at all with the rest of the new characters in the main trilogy. I hate when stories develop to a point where EVERYBODY seems to be family or related in some way, the worst kind of contrivance IMO.
They're probably mostly going to die by the end, and Jin or whatever her name is will probably e one of the last survivors.

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