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save fileaudio:139977663300.mp3(2.4MB / 01:42s / 192kbps , 44.1kHz / THE PUBERTY FAIRY - Ursula Hitler's Head, ep. 140 (Wub Machine Remix).mp3)
ITT we make dumb things with Wubmachine and whatever other silly auto-remix tools are available to us.
https://the.wubmachine.com/

And incidentally, I put the album art on the mp3 with this: https://wiki.gnome.org/Apps/EasyTAG
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