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No.240911
Murder Drones #242Anonymous
Replies:>>240920
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When you work as a Liquidator, anon, you must always remember one thing:

It wants to kill you.

Do not spare the napalm, do not save the bullets, send all the solver creatures to HELL!

The Booru: https://dronebooru.co
The wheel loaded with OCs: https://wheelofnames.com/z8q-2mf
And it's modifier: https://wheelofnames.com/4h8-fyf
The thriving OC wiki: https://dronebooru.co/wiki_pages/original_character
The last Thread: >>239937
No.240914
Anonymous
Replies:>>241036
Image:175084589578.jpg(65kB, 850x746)Love life swamp.jpg
>Drone shrek or something
No.240915
Anonymous
YOURE A DIDDY
No.240916
Anonymous
Replies:>>240918
I joined the liquidators to sex Solver Sapiens, actually.
Union policy makes us hang on to them in holding cells for a few days before we make the choice to either ferry them to a black site for further study, or chuck em into the incinerator.
Before that, we can do whatever we want with them. There’s no cameras except the ones we bring in with us. It’s our little secret :)
No.240918
Anonymous
>>240916
Anon, there are no cameras because it was not assumed that there would actually be a moron who would decide to INFECT HIMSELF, just for the sake of sex with something that doesn't even look like a human from a distance.
No.240920
Anonymous
Replies:>>240924
Image:175084991278.png(6kB, 297x283)joyfuldayjoyfulday.png
>>240911
solver creatures are cute and do not deserve bullying
No.240921
Anonymous
Replies:>>240922
Image:175085061438.jpg(36kB, 680x504)677eaa8502c86f93407a8eacb06b632b.jpeg
Reminder, if you see a drone relieving tension in a manner similar to picrel you should help them! If they're horny you should be horny as well, or else...
No.240922
Anonymous
Image:175085109412.png(340kB, 1615x1446)1700712532247199.png
>>240921
... you risk your life and/or wellbeing, frustrated drones are responsible for 70% of work related pelvic injury and over 80% of deadly intercourse accidents. Secure your saftey today, have sex with a drone before they get rowdy
This message was sponsored by the Unions Bureau of Human On Drone Relations
No.240923
Anonymous
>>240909
Kek, not bad.
No.240924
Anonymous
>>240920
thats a weird looking speedbump
No.240925
Anonymous
Image:175085367185.png(259kB, 599x591)b38c95e8cc111e6050f90cb743f532b3.png
>>240770
>Be you
>Be a liquidator
>Put yourself in mortal danger every day for a paltry paycheck and a sense of pride in being useful to societ
>The normies will say, "you're a stupid."
>"Fuck you," you'll parry
>God made you a man to conquer the world and gave you a dick with balls to rule it
>But right now, instead of conquering and ruling the world, you're watching TV in the break room with your battle buddies
>You should have the right to rest in time between burning living masses of flesh that want to kill you
>Someone switched to the news channel because there was nothing to watch on INTERSPACE television
>A murder drone appears on the screen wearing a coat and stupid hat that aristocrats used to wear back in the day, and starts talking in a hyperactive voice with excessive gesticulation
>"Hello, dear viewers, here I am, your best presenter Serial Designation Q on the All-Union news channel! The number one news channel in the All Union!"
>Your mood immediately soured
>You remember what drones like her did during the war, and you distinctly remember the screams
>But you have to be patient: new world, new laws, you shouldn't disturb the demons of the past
>Even if those demons around you and are your fellow citizens...
>Ok anon, that's all in the past, just listen to the news
>"And today we have a very important guest! A week ago, we received a request from the Sentinel Corps themselves in our studio to allow them to tell all of our many viewers about their new bill that is about to go before Parliament! Meet the great hero of mankind, Harper!"
>Vigorous applause from the audience accompanied the camera as it recoiled, showing the rest of the studio and a new blue drone in a business suit, wich was clearly much more modest in her manners than the presenter, and simply waved at the camera
>You are quite surprised to see Harper herself for the first time in your life
>She is known as one of the greatest sentinel, single-handedly stood up to the devil's worst monsters, and you have even heard some stories about her in the trenches
>"Tell us, Miss Harper, what is the law that the Sentinel Corps has put forward to Parliament about, and why should it be accepted?"
>Your interest and interest of the team has clearly piqued, and you are all already listening intently
>"First I want to thank you for accepting our request Miss Q, and please just call me Harper."
>"Alright Harper, call me Q then, we are equal drones here."
>The voiceover laughter hints that this is a joke, the point of which you clearly don't get
>"My colleagues and I are grateful to you for this opportunity to show the men and drones of the Union the importance of the new law that should keep our citizens safe from the dangers of Solver and its influence."
>"What exactly are you talking about, Harper? Solver was defeated years ago, thanks to you and the Sentinel Corps! That thing is no longer a threat to us now."
>"You're right, but even though it was defeated, it still continues to pose a great threat to the most vulnerable of us – humanity."
>Hah?
>"You mean flesh?"
>"Correct, Q, the flesh of Solver that continues to live in this world and is fought by those who should not put themselves in such danger when far more suitable warriors could be waged against it. We can no longer watch so many precious lives being lost due to the blindness of the government."
>Wait, what is she talking about?"
>"Harper, are you really..."
>"Yes, the Sentinel Corps is putting forward a law that would ban men from joining the Liquidation Corps!"
>"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
>You shout
>loudly
>And with the whole team
>Such an audacious statement made even the murder drone presenter aghast, and the entire break room shuddered with the furious outcry of a dozen men brimming with anger
>''Oh, forgive me, I'm not usually such emotional. Ahem, I meant to say that the law forbidding drones from joining the Liquidation Corps is harmful, and only results in many thousands of people being killed every day across the Union. We are losing the lives of those who should never die by Solver again, those we love so much."
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT STUPID BITCH TALKING ABOUT?!
>"Harper, does the Sentinel Corps really want to change all the system?"
>"We took an online vote, and all the sentinel drones agreed that the current law needs to be changed, and changed completely, for the good of humanity."
>"It is incredibly noble of the sentinels to help save human liquidators, but this law will have many opponents, especially among the liquidators themselves."
>"We are well aware that not everyone is ready to accept reality, and that..."
>You not listen any further
>You grabbed your gun from its holster, and fired a full clip into the screen
>You continued to scream, with rage and anger, screaming curses to god and all drones
>You had felt such deep anger only once before, when you injected yourself with a stimulant, but then you had to stop a horde of mutants
>Now you have no enemy to stop
>Unless...
>"FUCKING THEM ALL TO HELL! I'D RATHER DIE THAN GIVE UP MY FREEDOM!"
>With a unanimous shout of agreement, you and your boys run to the armoury, followed by the hangar
>An old armored carrier, shabby from war and mopping up infected territories, took by a hastily dressed, but armed and determined crowd of angry men
>There wasn't enough space for everyone inside, and you had to climb up onto the armour with a few other boys
>As you ride out of the hangar, and shout battle cries, you see the city on the horizon, with pillars of smoke already rising from it
>It's going to be hot today, and you promise it will be
No.240926
Anonymous
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hey is >>240924 okay I don't think people's heads are supposed to do that
No.240927
Anonymous
Replies:>>241010
>>240925 (me)
I decided to listen to that "morning/evening diary" anon, and post the greentext that I prepared yesterday. I wanted to delete it, because, as you can see, I'm not very good at writing, but if anons want more green, then ok, I'll submit my work for your judgment and you will see even more in the future.

P.S. God, this thing is really huge, it's the biggest green I've ever done in my life.
No.240928
Anonymous
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>>240925
>MFW the Liquidators all go Postal
>MFW the Union Colonial Defence Force shows up to fight them
>MFW they are outgunned and outskilled becouse for thie first time in their lives they fight something else than unarmed civilians
>MFW they all get sent to reducation camps
No.240929
Anonymous
No.240930
Anonymous
>>240925
yeah no I think I'm with Harper on this new law. these guys are clearly violently unstable and shouldn't be allowed to handle dangerous equipment
No.240931
Anonymous
Replies:>>240932
Image:175085497478.jpg(113kB, 955x742)Tv time.jpg
>>240925
>Democracy sucks.
No.240932
Anonymous
No.240934
Anonymous
>>240928
Even be into Uzi ass, Cyn continues to bully humanity.
No.240935
Anonymous
Replies:>>241051
>>240925
>VSOTF: “how’s it feel being tossed aside?”
No.240936
Anonymous
>>240873
We still have a woman letting her grieving daughter think she's dead for no good reason.
>>240881
She's plenty sad by the end.
>>240883
Honestly, I think being a god actually really sucking would have broken Uzi's power fantasies beyond repair. If she ever lets everyone know what she really is now it'd be from being unable to handle keeping it a private shame she can only share with other monsters and her family.
And then the general reaction from the other drones to Uzi's sobbing admission she's a nightmarish monster now is "That's it?" because, infinite biomechanical god-worm or not, Uzi's still just an autistic spaz.
No.240937
Anonymous
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No.240939
Anonymous
>>240882
>To take down an interstellar humanity, there must have millions or even billons of them,
If there were that many then they could have zerg rushed Cabin Fever. No, Tessa's dumpster friends are the only DDs out there, less than a hundred, but they're all that's needed since they can't stay dead.
No.240942
Anonymous
>>240937
Oh neat, pocketsteaks is alive and still making kino, gonna be honest came back here becouse i saw your art in the dbd thread on vg and becouse I needed to find something thats not playing fucking dbd to do
No.240943
Anonymous
Replies:>>240945
>>240939
Oh my god, anon, this is just a fan AU, stop.
No.240944
Anonymous
Replies:>>240947
>>240926
get on the road deer
No.240945
Anonymous
Replies:>>240951
>>240943
It's as much of an AU as post-Good End is, it still needs to be compatible with the show.
No.240946
Anonymous
>>240937
kek you just know she's a walking HR violation
>>240942
>art in the dbd thread
may I see it? for that matter, is there any archive of PS' other non-MD art anywhere?
No.240947
Anonymous
>>240944
man that's two heads in a row. hope it's not contagious
No.240948
Anonymous
Replies:>>241038
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>>240946
It was a drawing of the pig, don't have it saved, you should be able to find on desuarchive
No.240949
Anonymous
>>240937
Would OL Doll, in the absence of her parents getting vampire-murdered, still be a goof who enjoys life like we saw in episode 1 and in the concept art of her and Lizzy and Thad?
No.240950
Anonymous
Replies:>>240989
Image:175085906515.jpg(82kB, 726x712)Faggot.jpg
>I'm not going to call you a writerfag. That green text was shit.
No.240951
Anonymous
Replies:>>240953
>>240945
And it does: hundreds of planets, most of which won't be eaten for obvious reasons, and which will be home to massive numbers of disassembly drones reproducing at an uncontrollable rate.

There are literally thousands of explanations for this, because the show is completely open to it, and if you really care so much about agreeing with the show, then why aren't you freaking out about the DD OCs? Cyn herself said that only N, J, and V are sentient, so why don't you care? So, anon, please, stop.
No.240952
Anonymous
Replies:>>240954
>>240939
You’re forgetting that for the context of the veteran AU, that the only reason why humanity had persisted was because Cyn was essentially playing war and wanted to drag the war out. Literally almost every anons here agreed that if that wasn’t the case, the solver would have immediately curve stomped humanity a long time ago.

Also what would scare humanity more, having a bunch of DD’s go after the humanity’s secret weapon or the DEATH GOD herself actually getting involved?
No.240953
Anonymous
Replies:>>240958
>>240951
Easily explained: that's what the AS tells any DD who digs too deep, that their squad is alone and no one's coming to help them. There's no such way around humens only inhabiting seven star systems, six of which got picked off and the seventh either also human-free or the only humans left being on backwater colonies running on radio silence ever since the core collapse took out the system's main colony. Any (other) survivors would likely be in Battlestar Galactica-style refugee fleets who would have been hauling ass away from the monsters trying to kill them until after Uzi contains the AS and the humans find out the coast is clear.
No.240954
Anonymous
>>240952
>Cyn was essentially playing war and wanted to drag the war out.
That's what we got in the show too.
No.240955
Anonymous
Replies:>>240957
Solver War's fuckin' gay. You fags are retarded for being as invested as you are in it.
No.240956
Anonymous
Image:175085975672.png(58kB, 1326x766)anime bab.png
>>240942
>Oh neat, pocketsteaks is alive and still making kino
I made like, a whole essay long green text and multiple drawings last thread
>gonna be honest came back here becouse i saw your art in the dbd thread on vg
Repost, Im surprised people there remember me, I'm honored
>>240946
>may I see it? for that matter, is there any archive of PS' other non-MD art anywhere?
>The people now know I not only draw things other then MD, but I am a DBD player
My life and status: OVER
No.240957
Anonymous
>>240955
>is t-that... an AU???
>AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE SAVE ME VICKERSMAN!!!!
No.240958
Anonymous
Replies:>>240963
>>240953
You see, anon, this is an AU, exactly the same AU as the one you described, it's simple.
No.240959
Anonymous
Fuck, this schizo woke up.
No.240960
Anonymous
Image:175086012564.jpg(91kB, 924x678)Shitpost.jpg
>The customer always right...
No.240961
Anonymous
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>>240957
An AU that's been causing nothing but arguments and drama for the past several months. There's better fan content out there, buddy.
No.240962
Anonymous
Replies:>>240964
Wonder how Pocketsteaks would have retconned Jane's backstory if there had been zero grounds for keeping The War as a grueling, slowly losing battle and Liam had instead explicitly made the AS's rampage through human space a Seven Hour War-esque one sided slaughter.
No.240963
Anonymous
>>240958
I think we have two different understandings of 'AU' here.
No.240964
Anonymous
>>240962
Pretended that didnt happen.
No.240965
Anonymous
Replies:>>240972
>>240961
Nononono, everyone loves it except the one bad man living in my walls!
No.240966
Anonymous
>>240957
Anon, don't reply to his posts anymore, just ignore the schizoid and post what you like.
No.240967
Anonymous
>>240961
>people keep screeching about how much they hate this thing other people like
>clearly the thing people like is the problem
No.240968
Anonymous
Image:175086035938.jpg(80kB, 1279x1280)1713131772820860.jpg
>>240956
>I made like, a whole essay long green text and multiple drawings last thread
My brother in dronefucking faith, I will be honest with you, I read the Valentine green, I liked it, then I went to collage and spent 2 hours in a sweaty classroom filled with 100+ people who also study computer science and then spent 8 hours trying to get back home becouse some chucklefucks stole the train traction, I may have developed some form of dementia due to this

>The people now know I not only draw things other then MD, but I am a DBD player
It was bound to happen anyway, there is no escape from the sin of engaging in canadajank, but I still hope you will forgive me for this masquerade breach
No.240969
Anonymous
>>240961
Just one idiot can't calm down because no one cares about his content, no big deal.
No.240970
Anonymous
Anons, don't fucking answer the schizo posts! Don't support the drama, just hide them!
No.240971
Anonymous
>>240956
play a good game
No.240972
Anonymous
No.240973
Anonymous
Replies:>>240974
>>240969
You're One Guy Derangement Syndrome is giving you paranoid schizophrenia.
No.240974
Anonymous
Replies:>>240976
>>240973
Anon, you have it backwards. Obsessing over a personal boogeyman is a symptom of paranoid schizophrenia.
No.240975
Anonymous
skibidi war
No.240976
Anonymous
>>240974
and the main shitflinger literally has schizophrenia
No.240977
Anonymous
>>240976
0ilrig isn't here 24/7 and it's pretty clear which posts are his. At some point you need to let go of your boogeyman.
No.240978
Anonymous
>>240976
Is the schizo boogeyman in the room with us right now?
No.240979
Anonymous
>>240976
Anon, just hide the schizoposts. No need to support their drama, just do funposting.
No.240982
Anonymous
Image:175086122008.png(395kB, 1000x886)likeawineauntbutinfinitelyworse.png
>all of Valentine's quarry had managed to avoid capture for nearly a week leaving her absolutely famished.
>fortunately, fortune favors the fortunate and shortly a little dirty-faced urchin boy stumbled on her as she was scouring the ruins
>clearly understanding the situation perfectly, he guided her back to a sizable survivor camp
>she was willing to overlook his slight of referring to her as "nothing but skin and bones" as it was nice to meet a peasant who had a grasp on the natural order of things.
>poors more aged and educated (haw haw) failed to recognize that they existed only to serve their betters
>whereas this young man was all too happy to serve himself and everyone he knew on a silver platter
>she considered sparing him so he might wander the wastes teaching others the proper way of things
>but it would be a shame to let his devotion go to waste
No.240983
Anonymous
Replies:>>240986
Image:175086129940.png(11kB, 220x200)173238350093.png
I have no idea what's going on or why I should care but what I do know is that I am horny for drones.
No.240984
Anonymous
Replies:>>240986
Image:175086132086.jpg(144kB, 735x824)tumblr_454ff3807ac717f96aa090813843ee08_6f2a0f04_1280.jpg
Real Droneposting Hours
No.240985
Anonymous
>>240982
I hate mosquitoes, but holy Jesus, I want that red ass.

Awesome art and good green, anon.
No.240986
Anonymous
Image:175086144451.jpg(60kB, 850x914)3um.jpg
>>240983
>>240984
REAL
No.240987
Anonymous
>>240982
HRRRRNG
No.240988
Anonymous
Replies:>>240993
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>>240956
>the people know im a DBD player
>Life: Over

I can understand the hate vs the game itself but dont understand the hate vs its playerbase (besides its rampant toxicity which i mean... yeah. Every asymmetrical PVP game has that)

Now, when are we getting those FNAF/DBD-MD funposts?
No.240989
Anonymous
>>240950
Too bad, anon, that it looks like I'll be creating more greens!
No.240990
Anonymous
Replies:>>241016
>>240982
who made this
No.240991
Anonymous
Replies:>>240995
I feel bad for the liquidators that now have to lose their jobs.
No.240992
Anonymous
>>240982
Holy spondooly
No.240993
Anonymous
>>240988
those are both shit
No.240994
Anonymous
Spoiled deeryoutube thumb
Help
I gave Asenath uppies and now I'm trapped
My arms are getting tired
No.240995
Anonymous
>>240991
This is just a proposal, it has not yet been adopted by parliament.

And it’s unlikely to happen if it led to the liquidators storming the damn cities.
No.240996
Anonymous
>>240928
>Your entire troop of hardened mutie-smashers is flattened by a handful of blue-uniformed Grunt Drones
>Non-lethally, too
>Your great uprising is felled as soon as it starts
>The response was so well-coordinated... it was expected, wasn't it?
>As the prison transport takes off, you can see the smoke's already died out
>You realize something- the Union showed you your grave, and you eagerly dug it for them
>If that was planned, then congratulations to whatever soulless bureaucratic fuck masterminded the deaths of civilians just to prove how insane you all were
>Though they didn't pull the trigger, did they? Their blood is on your hands.
>You turned yourself into a weapon to protect them all, then you turned against them the moment they turned away from you.
No.240997
Anonymous
>>240956
Steakykins this is /MD/ where most of us have the memories of goldfish
No.240998
Anonymous
Image:175086273389.png(113kB, 900x720)173181056929.png
Post drones.
No.240999
Anonymous
Image:175086279963.png(41kB, 256x256)Gunner_Drone.png
>>240998
Am I doing this right?
No.241000
Anonymous
Replies:>>241017
Image:175086280005.png(117kB, 372x257)Boyzi blush.png
>>240998
Okay.
No.241001
Anonymous
Replies:>>241005
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>>240998
Rape Drones?
No.241002
Anonymous
>>240982
Would I mean Would I mean
No.241003
Anonymous
>>240982
I'm putting down a big glue trap for her to die on as we speak.
No.241004
Anonymous
Replies:>>241013
Image:175086306962.png(1.51MB, 1980x2920)Valentine_thinks.png
Valentine Memories Green from last thread but as a Cap
No.241005
Anonymous
Replies:>>241007
>>241001
rape is not sexy
No.241006
Anonymous
>>240982
holy gross (but good art)
No.241007
Anonymous
>>241005
>Rapes you sexily
What now huh? Gonna Cry? Maybe CUM?
No.241008
Anonymous
Image:175086324714.png(187kB, 1982x2205)kfkjpk.png
>>241007
And I forgot the image, FUCK
No.241009
Anonymous
>>241008
>Sexily
>Breaking a leg
No?
No.241010
Anonymous
Replies:>>241039
>>240927
>>240925
> "oooh i can't write greens, ooh i don't wanna post it, oooh it sucks, oooh"
> it's good
man get some self esteem
No.241011
Anonymous
Image:175086363184.png(33kB, 320x178)1712828026295309.png
>>241009
You're gonna get that replaced with chrome, now get into the drone rape chamber, they are getting uppity, they didn't get a fresh piece of meat in a month
No.241012
Anonymous
>>241011
Lead by example, asshole
Get in there
No.241013
Anonymous
>>241004
Thank you for saving theis greentext, anon.
No.241014
Anonymous
>>241007
>>241008
Fucking kek.
No.241015
Anonymous
Replies:>>241024
>>241009
STILL SEXO!
No.241016
Anonymous
Replies:>>241020
Image:175086383080.png(400kB, 1000x1000)fancyturkey.png
>>240990
Looks like J Apologist (?)
No.241017
Anonymous
>>241000
>when your tall vampire gf with motherbearing hips shows you her Amy Rose cosplay
No.241018
Anonymous
>>240996
Damn cool.
No.241019
Anonymous
Image:175086401563.png(10.32MB, 3311x3330)9iclxn.png
>>241011
I'm doing that, Balls deep in chamber 4b-6, do you know how hard it is to post when the drones keep tearing the pda out of my hand so that i finger them?
No.241020
Anonymous
>>241016
Damn, I need to try and copy this nigga's style. The way he drew Valentine is just sex.
No.241021
Anonymous
>>240982
Now give her a lewd face with cum in the blood
No.241022
Anonymous
Replies:>>241025
>>240982
Reminder, mosquitoes only drink blood when they have to lay eggs, so there are cousin cummies in those tummies
No.241023
Anonymous
You know there’s something very uncanny about steaks simplistic artstyle getting translated into more defined models
No.241024
Anonymous
Replies:>>241026
>>241015
I dunno man. You ever get a charley horse while jacking off? Kind of ruins the entire thing.
No.241025
Anonymous
>>241022
Doesn’t Valentine lay servants of varying size like all the time
No.241026
Anonymous
>>241024
Wait, is that bad? But the cramps only add to the thrill! (Although, I doubt a broken leg would be pleasant)
No.241027
Anonymous
Replies:>>241194
>>241023
In fact, if you look closely, the style of pocketsteaks is very detailed.
No.241028
Anonymous
Replies:>>241029
>>240982
How does she give birth to the eggs? From her vagina or the huge bloody sack?
No.241029
Anonymous
>>241028
We have to check this! I volunteer!
No.241030
Anonymous
>>240996
grunt drones look like you could kick them over
No.241031
Anonymous
>>241030
if you wanna go swinging your limbs near sentient bear traps be my guest
No.241032
Anonymous
>>241030
Yeah, so most people try to do that, and when they get close the shotgun loaded with bean bag slugs comes out
No.241033
Anonymous
>>241030
They were designed by top thiccfags specifically to make that impossible.
No.241034
Anonymous
Image:175086647436.png(494kB, 752x861)174418541373.png
keeter feeters
keetoes
No.241035
Anonymous
>>241034
Keetermine
No.241036
Anonymous
No.241037
Anonymous
>>240925
HARPER YOU IDIOT
No.241038
Anonymous
No.241039
Anonymous
Image:175086682423.png(1.55MB, 2500x2800)wgwqe3ji62ue1.png
>>241010
Thank you, anon, I'm actually pretty insecure about my greens, mostly because I'm an ESL-kun and can't really tell if the sentence I wrote is even grammatically correct. I use a lot of translators and dictionaries to check, but you know, it's not a panacea. But I will definitely stop being a bitch who whines about it, although I will definitely not refuse criticism, because I really want to make my greens better.

I wanted to write green, where sentinel drones are just overprotective of the liquidators, I like these guys, and I will definitely write more about them in the future.
No.241040
Anonymous
>>241034
Why aren’t they froggy
No.241041
Anonymous
Image:175086701523.jpg(99kB, 834x758)Kfd.jpg
>J:didn’t i tell you to stop eating the costumer food.
>N: no, you just shoot me at the end of our shift.
>J: that's just my stress relief.
No.241042
Anonymous
>>241037
DON'T YELL AT HER, SHE DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD COME TO THIS!
No.241043
Anonymous
Replies:>>241046
Image:175086769946.png(8kB, 500x500)1725155618779953.png
>N dies
>he gets reprinted by the solver with only his baseline memories
>he has to relearn that girl drones have different anatomy adapters than he does
>V has had the 'where is your penis?' conversation with him hundreds of times
No.241044
Anonymous
>Exploring the Elliott MURDER Manor LIVE
No.241045
Anonymous
>>240925
>Local news network broadcast
>THIS JUST IN! HUMAN MEN PROTESTING OVER ANTI-LIQUIDATOR LEGISLATION! IS THIS JUST MALE HYSTERIA? IS DRONE FEMFREUD RIGHT ABOUT MEN BEING DELIRIOUS WHEN UNWED? MORE AT 8
No.241046
Anonymous
>>241043
HOLY KEK!
No.241047
Anonymous
>>241045
Fuck, my sides!
No.241048
Anonymous
>>241045
>IS DRONE FEMFREUD RIGHT ABOUT MEN BEING DELIRIOUS WHEN UNWED?
Yes, this has been proven by numerous studies funded by the Union, unwed human men have significantly lower levels of nanites in thier blood, causing them to be generally histerical and show sign of anti establishment behaviour
No.241049
Anonymous
Replies:>>241051
>>240996
VSOTF would eithe be laughing or welcoming to another that has tossed aside
No.241050
Anonymous
>>241037
> Harper Ivory and Intoner
> Tonight on Top Drone
Anon can be The Stig
No.241051
Anonymous
Image:175087150483.jpg(143kB, 1280x853)mem.jpg
>>240935
>>241049
>VSOTF reaction after watching the news
No.241052
Anonymous
>>241050
The Stig is just Beholder
No.241053
Anonymous
Image:175087186803.jpg(92kB, 593x974)Handy.jpg
>Where's my hands?
No.241054
Anonymous
Replies:>>241056
Image:175087258315.png(178kB, 431x375)1428554639321.png
>>240982
cannot unsee
No.241055
Anonymous
Image:175087274747.png(99kB, 391x350)1612231774155.png
>during the war, VSOTF referred to a propaganda psyop modeled after the so-called "Ghost of Kyiv", a similarly fictional figure of similarly fictional military exploits during the Middle Ages
>afterwards, VSOTF refers to a stand alone complex of discontented groups
>the reason these disparate groups remain a stand alone complex and not a united front is because their leaders are all lying about being part of VSOTF but believe that VSOTF actually existed and all the other leaders were the real deal, and so are terrified that if they reached out to each other the leaders of the other groups would be able to tell that they're frauds
>i.e., these cells are led by LARPers who all think they're the only one LARPing, all unaware what they're LARPing as never existed
No.241056
Anonymous
>>241054
I noticed that while drawing her and I probably should've made her hair less pointy
No.241057
Anonymous
Replies:>>241183
Is Harper like a pokemon, can she only say her own name?
No.241058
Anonymous
>>241034
creature feature
feacher
No.241059
Anonymous
Image:175087481720.jpg(376kB, 1193x1507)Gsy3F5uW4AAFjpE.jpg
>>241050
>top drone
>Dosent mention ether of the British Sentinels (Avre & E)
No.241060
Anonymous
Image:175087502992.jpg(87kB, 802x687)1713862518551066.jpg
>>241059
I have contracted the dumb
No.241061
Anonymous
Replies:>>241081
>>241059
Sooner or later I will come up with a Russian sentinel drone, just wait.
No.241062
Anonymous
Replies:>>241068
>>241048
Can I see your research?
No.241063
Anonymous
Replies:>>241067
Image:175087645293.jpg(391kB, 2600x2600)Why This Sentinel Looking Mad Tho?.jpg
>>241059
>E forgotten
50 points from Gryffindor.
No.241064
Anonymous
Replies:>>241072
I’ve decided to lick the next drone I see.
No.241065
Anonymous
Replies:>>241066
Uzi is currently standing in place screaming her head off
N asked her what she was doing and she said she was "going super saiyan"
No.241066
Anonymous
>>241065
I swap out her wig for a blonde one then set off a flashbang.
No.241067
Anonymous
No.241068
Anonymous
Image:175087729212.gif(186kB, 491x580)171367193177.gif
>>241062
Questioning the official Union provided facts? This man is clearly unwed, quickly get him a drone
No.241069
Anonymous
Replies:>>241071
>>241068
But I want to marry a human woman, I want to have human children with her!
No.241070
Anonymous
Replies:>>241075
>>241048
I wouldn't be surprised if you wanted your drone GF to peg you.
No.241071
Anonymous
Image:175087769786.png(100kB, 797x801)1698307555775647.png
>>241069
He is clearly hysterical, hurry it up with the drone damn it
No.241072
Anonymous
No.241073
Anonymous
Replies:>>241079
Image:175087774502.png(911kB, 1294x1596)drones?.png
drones?
No.241074
Anonymous
Why would the Union want humans to marry drones? Wouldn't it be ideal for humanity to repopulate? Most drones don't yield children, and those that do would yield Solver Sapiens and Mutants which are the very things liquidators are supposed to kill.
No.241075
Anonymous
Replies:>>241076
Image:175087776961.jpg(721kB, 4800x4800)172344297709.jpg
>>241070
You're the one who thinks about peging not me so I'd call that projection
No.241076
Anonymous
Replies:>>241078
>>241075
>projection defense
Give it up faggot, we know you're hiding an illegal Strychnine unit in your closet.
No.241077
Anonymous
Replies:>>241080
Image:175087784527.png(243kB, 548x309)80493d3eaddcdbcc916fccac1230a933.png
:3
No.241078
Anonymous
Image:175087825518.png(426kB, 598x628)172563368551.png
>>241074
>Most drones don't yield children
Ah, but you see with the advent of artifical womb units any drone now can be a mother Yes even Pavo you fag, better yet a child grown from such a womb develops faster and stronger and there is no risk of creating a "Solver Sapien" which do not exist and were just civilans wrongfully targeted by the now outlawed liquidators

>>241076
Anon, I don't think my wife even knows what peging is
No.241079
Anonymous
Image:175087828367.jpg(108kB, 1024x870)1746255057448552m.jpg
>>241073
HUMANITY!
No.241080
Anonymous
Replies:>>241083
>>241077
Cute dinosaur.
No.241081
Anonymous
>>241061
bulky 1st gen sentinel drone a la cherno alpha
No.241082
Anonymous
Replies:>>241085
>>241078
>E thinks pegging is just dirty talking while holding a coat peg.
No.241083
Anonymous
>>241080
*dronesaur
No.241084
Anonymous
>>241078
Okay, but then why mostly Disassemblers and Sentidrones, given the former killed most humans and the latter are weapons made to counter them? Wouldn't non-threatening WDs be more optimal, or another type of robot (i.e. Labor Bots) since JCJenson no longer exists?
No.241085
Anonymous
Replies:>>241086
>>241082
No, she thinks it's wearing a peg leg
No.241086
Anonymous
Replies:>>241220
>>241085
>Pirat(E)er.
No.241087
Anonymous
>>240982
>The survivors of her tyranny outfitted a Worker Drone with weapons
>It was only given one mission: End the aristocrat
Castlevania Symphony of the Night-Bloody Tearsyoutube thumb
No.241088
Anonymous
Image:175087962790.jpg(158kB, 724x1220)Yqsam.jpg
>Sup, fuckers I'm evil Masqy and i hate enforcer drones.
No.241089
Anonymous
Replies:>>241091
>>241084
Hey, Im not forcing you to go with a Disasembler, you can go with a worker if you like
>Labor Bots
Not drones, the wombs are incombatible with them, you can go for aftermarket adapters but I wouldn't do that if I were you
No.241090
Anonymous
>>241084
It's just HoDR But Again, Anon, there's zero logic behind any of it.
No.241091
Anonymous
>>241089
Why drones specifically given all the shit they've caused?
>>241090
Well that's idiotic. Anons, it's okay to not always think with your cocks and coochies and use your brains for once.
No.241092
Anonymous
Image:175088001967.png(83kB, 1134x1456)43e1c5716958baaabe0276e848e933c5.png
>>241074
For me, drones can have children thanks to the solver flesh inside them, which, surprisingly, does not create monsters and is quite stable.

Again, Solver magic that allows drones to create a pillbaby inside themselves, the binary code of which will be 50% the same as the genetic code of the father (do not ask how DNA is converted into binary code, our scientists have not figured it out, and any attempt to delve into this topic can again lead to an apocalyptic war, so let's just accept it as a given for everyone's peace of mind). Unfortunately, the child will always (not always, but shhh) be the same species as the mother, so if you want to get human children from the union of a drone and a human, then you must have a human mother and a drone father (do not ask how binary code is converted into DNA, do not start a fucking new war!)

But overall, we never really went into it. There were a couple of short joke greens, but they were more for laughs than lore, so feel free to come up with your own for your stories.
No.241093
Anonymous
No.241094
Anonymous
>>241090
This is the essence of HoDR, sex between a human and a drone. Veteran AU is essentially HoDR, just more lore-based.
No.241095
Anonymous
Replies:>>241097
>>241088
Now do slim dubs
No.241096
Anonymous
Replies:>>241103
>>241092
Not all drones are full of eldritch meat, Anon.
No.241097
Anonymous
Replies:>>241098
Image:175088111649.jpg(113kB, 623x1042)Subs.jpg
>>241095
How about a muscular dubs instead?
No.241098
Anonymous
>>241097
Fair enough, point is - he ate a salad
No.241099
Anonymous
Image:175088124982.png(5kB, 520x400)fathernaut.png
he got domesticated.
No.241100
Anonymous
Replies:>>241101
>>241099
>What one week in a reeducation camp does to a disident
No.241101
Anonymous
>>241100
what one small drone does to a big guy
No.241102
Anonymous
Replies:>>241105
My drone has a nut allergy and I nutted inside her. What do I do?
No.241103
Anonymous
>>241096
Well, those who don't have the Solver flesh can't have children in that way, it's all logical.

I'll repeat, anon, this is an open field, you can decide as you want.
No.241104
Anonymous
Replies:>>241106
>>241092
>For me, drones can have children thanks to the solver flesh inside them,
DDs gained reproductive capabilities post-canon solely to fulfill Uzi's sick fantasies.
No.241105
Anonymous
>>241102
>Anon's drone partner breaks out in LED-rendered hives.
>They're fine otherwise. It's purely a cosmetic thing.
No.241106
Anonymous
>>241104
>The solver is now exclusively used to perform deep dark fantasies
No.241107
Anonymous
Replies:>>241111
>This is Local News and here is your host FedFreud bringing you news!
>"Tonight the local police drones apprehended a band of human men performing illegal Liquidation, not only were they operating illegally their equipment was well below the safety standards of the defunct organization. This just proves that unwed human men are deranged and dangerous!"
>"This is why you'll see me run for senator under the HODR party!"
No.241108
Anonymous
Replies:>>241109
I feel like this would lead some massive divide
No.241109
Anonymous
Replies:>>241110
>>241108
Please stop referring to my wife's ass as a massive divide.
No.241110
Anonymous
>>241109
The bull... the bear... all fighting over your wife's massive white DD ass... old world gooners slumbering, watching...
No.241111
Anonymous
Replies:>>241116
>>241107
>Meanwhile, in the basement of a dilapidated building in the slums of the city, two dudes were sitting in front of the TV
>And drinking beer
>And they heard this shit
>One turned to the other
>[Dmitry, do we have any C4 left?]
>The other one answered
>[Yes, and why do you need it, Sergey?]
>[I think it's time for some good old terrorism.]
>[Blyat, you're so based.]
>The two dudes made a toast, and drank
>And then drank more
>And then some more
>And more
>They have a big terrorist attack tomorrow, they shouldn't be sober
No.241112
Anonymous
Image:175088320616.jpg(80kB, 614x806)None.jpg
>Why don't i get an evil clone?
her evil clone is fucking dead
No.241113
Anonymous
Replies:>>241114
>>241030
With a centre of gravity that low? Good luck buddy
No.241114
Anonymous
Replies:>>241115
>>241113
Why is Buddy trying to knock a Grunt over?
No.241115
Anonymous
Replies:>>241118
>>241114
Maybe he had a beer bet with DDanni?
No.241116
Anonymous
Replies:>>241124
>>241111
>"Do we have confirmation?" the man in the blue uniform of the Colonial Defence Force asked.
>"Yes, sir," responded the drone with the audio probe.
>He gestured with his right hand to the squad of DDs under his command.
>In no time, the drones broke through the windows into the abandoned ruin and began to assail the intoxicated would-be terrorist.
>They didn't kill them.
>No, they needed to capture them.
>Capture and throw them into a reeducation camp.
>The brass wanted captures.
>And so Lieutenant Anon would give them captures.
>His communicator began buzzing as he opened a comms channel.
>He began speaking as soon as he saw the drones leave the building with the men tied and unconscious.
>"This is Lieutenant Anon to Overwatch. Anti-Citizen vectors seized. Sector is secure."
No.241117
Anonymous
>>241099
>I LOVE MY WIFE AND KID
No.241118
Anonymous
Replies:>>241119
>>241115
Gruntdrone DDanni
imagine
No.241119
Anonymous
>>241118
He said knock a drone over, not up.
No.241120
Anonymous
Image:175088417754.png(872kB, 1484x1604)DAMN_ELIAN_CLOSE_UR_LEGS.png
smelian....
No.241121
Anonymous
Replies:>>241122
Image:175088437331.jpg(143kB, 635x1014)Up.jpg
>Uppies?
No.241122
Anonymous
Replies:>>241140
Image:175088459092.jpg(228kB, 1497x1306)WC68-product-hero.jpg
>>241121
Sure thing buddy, I'll even put you down in a spot where you belong
No.241123
Anonymous
are police drones pre-programmed to use excessive force or do they develop brutal tendencies naturally?
No.241124
Anonymous
Image:175088551887.png(2.17MB, 1920x1080)171994877892.png
>>241116
>Before the dust from the flashbangs had settled and the prisoners had finally realized what had happened (though they were more unconscious than conscious), the disassembly drones began to divide them up
>"The one in the blue shirt is mine, I grabbed him first!"
>"Are you fucking kidding me? I was the first one into the building, he's mine!"
>"Give me the red one!"
>"Fuck off!"
>Without an officer to watch, ten disassembly drones grabbed each other and started to fight like cats over a piece of rotten fish
>Until they heard:
>"Bitches, please."
>Suddenly everyone stopped
>In the heat of the fight, they didn't notice how the prisoners were taken from under their displays
>Now, they were both held in the hands of a sentinel drone, which looked at the DDs squad no more than at shit
>"I'm taking these two asses with me, and you get lost, incels."
>The smug sentinel walked away, leaving the disassembly drones lying in the dust and with the feeling of absolutely humiliated
No.241125
Anonymous
>>241120
FAGGOT!

But cute faggot.
No.241126
Anonymous
Image:175088568509.jpg(54kB, 736x603)c97fe23ae751cf1cf3ca9cb7409281c0.jpg
No.241127
Anonymous
impregnating worker drones
impregnating disassembly drones
impregnating sentinel drones
impregnating grunt drones
impregnating bugdrones
impregnating labor bots
impregnating solver sapiens
impregnating mutants
No.241128
Anonymous
>>241127
impregnating women?
No.241129
Anonymous
>>241127
Anon you have to stop you're going to dehydrate yourself.
No.241130
Anonymous
Replies:>>241132
>>241127
>impregnating mutants
Yiff in Hell.
No.241131
Anonymous
>>241123
All I can say about police drones is that they're certainly breathtaking.
No.241132
Anonymous
Replies:>>241135
>>241130
you really looked at that whole list and decided that one line was enough to get mad at
No.241133
Anonymous
>>241120
Smelly
No.241134
Anonymous
Replies:>>241136
What if we built the ultimate drone. The omnidrone. Ass of a disassembler, face of a labor bot, tongue of a worker drone...
No.241135
Anonymous
Replies:>>241137
>>241132
chadyes.jpg
No.241136
Anonymous
>>241134
>face of a labor bot
>tongue of a worker drone
how would that even work?
No.241137
Anonymous
Replies:>>241259
Image:175088607733.png(145kB, 1118x796)IMG_8408.png
>>241135
No.241138
Anonymous
No.241139
Anonymous
>>241136
The tongue just sorta hangs down from a vent below the face.
No.241140
Anonymous
Image:175088631384.jpg(191kB, 883x746)Idiot.jpg
>>241122
>I don’t see any candies... what's that noise?
No.241141
Anonymous
>>241120
grease monkey
No.241142
Anonymous
A HODR enforcement drone killed my labor bot wife and forced me to marry a schizo worker drone named Alice
No.241143
Anonymous
>>241142
Is this the official Asenath origin story
No.241144
Anonymous
>>241142
enforce...
No.241145
Anonymous
Replies:>>241151
>>241142
Anon, don't be so selfish, we need to restore the population, and there aren't enough human men for all the drones!
No.241146
Anonymous
Replies:>>241193
>>241142
>he’s going to Alice
No.241147
Anonymous
No.241148
Anonymous
Replies:>>241289
>the experimental program that created Pavo is currently testing some new tech
>it would allow his body to create a shield generator without the extensive and bulky modifications that would otherwise be necessary
>the caveat is his body has to build it from raw materials, doing so in a newly installed chamber in his lower midsection
>which results in, among other effects on the body, a significant swelling of the abdomen
>not to mention discarding it after it's no longer needed it is expected to be a difficult process
>but the R&D team are confident that the Electronic Guard Generator tests will go smoothly so long as techanon is there to help Pavo through the process
No.241149
Anonymous
>>240982
Drank so much it overflowed her abdomen and went to her gut.
No.241150
Anonymous
My drone barely disguise fetish.
No.241151
Anonymous
>>241142
>>241145
Why does the Union push humans to get with drones and drones specifically so much?
Unless there's some secret cabal of drone oligarchs...
No.241152
Anonymous
>>241151
It's HoDR Redux. Porn logic applies.
No.241153
Anonymous
>>241151
That sounds like something someone who needs to go to the snuggle pit would say, anon
No.241154
Anonymous
Image:175088843465.jpg(126kB, 597x704)Hate.jpg
Am in maid outfit.
No.241155
Anonymous
>>241154
> Tessa asked him nicely
> After seeing Cyn's reaction, he is re-evaluating the worth of human lives
No.241156
Anonymous
>>241154
I Have No Mess and I Must Clean
No.241157
Anonymous
>>241151
There's a reason drones were banned from 109 planets, anon
No.241158
Anonymous
Image:175088877176.gif(5.05MB, 540x720)IMSUPERVISING.gif
>>241154
RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE.
No.241159
Anonymous
Image:175088881562.jpg(3.36MB, 3872x2560)IMG_20250625_163045470.jpg
Vol.2 vinyl GET.
https://catbox.moe/c/nrr5iy
No.241160
Anonymous
Image:175088886536.jpg(83kB, 1021x459)IMG_20250625_165945620.jpg
>>241159
Basically impossible to take a good picture of, but the engravings read
>OOPSALLMITOSIS—A
>PLOT TWIST—B
No.241161
Anonymous
Replies:>>241163
>>241160
Does Vol.1 have similar engravings?
No.241162
Anonymous
>>241154
>AM: It can't get any worse.
>Cyn: You’re now vegan...
>AM: Fuck.
No.241163
Anonymous
Image:175088923376.jpg(695kB, 3488x1856)IMG_20250321_193904711.jpg
>>241161
Yep, side A has N's serial number, and side B has "BITE ME"
No.241164
Anonymous
>>241123
No. That seems to be a quirk of some candidates selected for the retrofit and subsequent software package upgrades.
They make great bodyguards though.
No.241165
Anonymous
>>241159
Cool, anon.
No.241166
Anonymous
>>241160
>OOPSALLMITOSIS
What did they mean by this?
No.241167
Anonymous
Image:175088960379.png(425kB, 476x896)Rebecca_(Heartbeat).png
She looks like she fucks human men.
No.241168
Anonymous
>>241154
Cute!
He needs to get N smooches
No.241169
Anonymous
Replies:>>241173
>>241166
liam loves that word. i think hes said it before for no real reason
No.241170
Anonymous
HODR IS A SOLVER PSYOP!
THE SOLVER ISN'T DEAD!
WAKE UP YOU SHEEP!
No.241171
Anonymous
i... am the solver
No.241172
Anonymous
>>241171
Uzi get off the internet.
No.241173
Anonymous
>>241169
>holds up spork
No.241178
Anonymous
>>241171
Not yet...
No.241179
Anonymous
Anyone that has the Asenath EEEEE, by itself, saved wanna upload it to the booru?
No.241180
Anonymous
Image:175089065638.png(2.79MB, 1920x1080)Murder.Drones.S01E06.Dead.End.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.mkv_snapshot_19.13.300.png
>>241166
No.241181
Anonymous
Replies:>>241182
Image:175089161583.jpg(85kB, 946x492)EEEE.jpg
>>241179
No.241182
Anonymous
No.241183
Anonymous
>>241057
No. In fact there is only one recorded instance in the Roadtrip of her saying her name
No.241184
Anonymous
>>241179
the sound?
No.241185
Anonymous
Buckety could technically solo Uzi if she wanted
No.241186
Anonymous
>>241185
Honestly who couldn't solo Uzi at this point? Even my dead grandfather could solo Uzi
No.241187
Anonymous
>>241186
J can't solo Uzi unless it's in a fetish comic
No.241188
Anonymous
Image:175089231753.jpg(78kB, 771x695)Rigged.jpg
>>241185
No.241189
Anonymous
>>241185
>>241186
In a fight?
No.241190
Anonymous
>>241189
Buckety is both a master of love and combat. Both forms of her
No.241191
Anonymous
Replies:>>241195
>>241120
bro fucks cars when no one's looking :/
No.241192
Anonymous
>>241185
buckety solos the verse neg diff
STRENGTH: buckety SPEED: buckety DURABILITY: buckety IQ: buckety SKILL: buckety WINNER: buckety.
No.241193
Anonymous
>>241146
Nyarlice drone when?
No.241194
Anonymous
Replies:>>241218
>>241023
>>241027
Samiest samefag to ever samefag.
PS can't into perspective, poor detailspam doesn't make him good.
No.241195
Anonymous
Replies:>>241196
Video:175089419883.webm(834kB / 0:00:24 / V_VP9, 480x360)BALL SO HARD.webm
>>241191
No.241196
Anonymous
No.241197
Anonymous
Replies:>>241219
>>241099
mmy husband married to MEE
No.241199
Anonymous
Image:175089485324.jpg(388kB, 1512x1733)GuS8fl1WoAAt3pA.jpg
No.241200
Anonymous
Replies:>>241202
>>241199
But who would be Alice's prom date?
No.241201
Anonymous
Image:175089511909.jpg(32kB, 459x430)Gpg4TJxWcAAEoCT.jpeg
>>241199
Based
I found the WIP of that Alice a few weeks agi, expected it to be more scandalous but turned out very nice in the end
No.241202
Anonymous
Image:175089514167.jpg(69kB, 800x450)1725780300348544.jpg
>>241200
No.241203
Anonymous
Image:175089523125.jpg(192kB, 750x1080)174811958084.jpg
Onmodel WDs are pure peak
No.241204
Anonymous
Replies:>>241208
>>241189
>N watches in horror as his marriage of 4 years dissolves instantly as Uzi begins to receive clitoris from a literal bucket
>Meanwhile, Buckety's lesser utilized counterpart that actually has a body watches from the Outpost-3 security cameras, recording the footage for personal use It gets lonely being the only janitor
No.241205
Anonymous
>>241199
Good ending!
No.241206
Coping Anon
>>241199
Hey is it just me or does the Drone on the left kinda look like Kat?
No.241208
Anonymous
>>241204
>Buckety records the footage, not for use of personal pleasure, but so she can explain to her boss why she absolutely refuses to clean the Doorman residence
No.241209
Anonymous
Replies:>>241215
>>241208
Wait a second wouldn't Khan be her boss?
No.241210
Anonymous
Fun Mid-day Murder Drones Canon Facts: J is responsible for 99% of Jposting
No.241212
Anonymous
Image:175089620328.png(899kB, 1637x965)IMG_6199.png
>>241210
No.241213
Anonymous
>>241210
It's 49% J, 49% some anon who she would never love, and 2% N.
No.241214
Anonymous
Image:175089639106.jpg(205kB, 1003x1200)Akita and the Raiders of the Lost Bicycle.jpg
>>241199
>drone on the right has a trannystamp
Guess the programmers had to account for the 41% defect rate.
No.241215
Anonymous
Replies:>>241293
Image:175089643457.jpg(46kB, 358x358)Boowamp.jpeg
>>241208
>>241209
>Khan after listening to Buckety go into excruciating detail of how N nanite nutted all over his daughter so hard that it caked the entire room in a thick glowing yellow liquid that seeped into the boards and flooded the residence underneath, drowning an entire family
No.241216
Anonymous
How many drones does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one but you need to give them uppies to reach it.
No.241217
Anonymous
>>241214
well they had to provide refreshments for the DDs somehow
No.241218
Anonymous
>>241194
Who do you think are the best artists of /md/, then?
No.241219
Anonymous
>>241197
he is a big circle with 3 circles inside. that is the most basic possible assembly of shapes that can be comprehended as a face. you are not gooning to that
No.241220
Anonymous
>>241086
>Pirat(E)er and her first mate, Anon, exploring the seas, discovering riches to keep their lifestyle going.
>Believe or not, it’s Anon that’s getting into the sticky situations that Eve has to rescue him from.
No.241221
Anonymous
>Murder Drones, But Uzi Becomes Persona Non Grata After Her Insistence On Going Vampire Hunting At Night Gets A Lot Of People Killed
No.241222
Anonymous
>>241214
...wait. the tranny drone is a blue DD. evil pavo
No.241223
Anonymous
>>241222
>'sup, fuckers?!
No.241224
Anonymous
>>241222
wouldn't evil Pavo be red and ultra straight
No.241225
Anonymous
>>241222
>Evil Pavo tool the Thalia pill to seduce TechAnon
No.241226
Anonymous
>>241224
overseer
No.241227
Anonymous
Do you think Nori even cares about how Khan treated Uzi in the pilot or are we just pretending that wasn't canon? He literally wrote a fucking magazine about how shitty his daughter was
No.241228
Anonymous
Image:175090032942.png(366kB, 851x887)bnuy.png
masqy shows u something
No.241229
Anonymous
Replies:>>241232
>>241227
She lets that slide in exchange for him letting her ghosting her grieving family slide.
No.241230
Anonymous
No.241231
Anonymous
>>241228
Like, me and you, Masqy?
No.241232
Anonymous
>>241229 (me)
>>241227
And on a personal note, the idea of someone giving a TED talk about how disappointing their child is is hilarious.
No.241233
Anonymous
>>241228
[x] pick her up and kissu
No.241234
Anonymous
>>241228
Ew. Get away from me, you freak.
No.241235
Anonymous
Replies:>>241238
>>241228
I'm not a phone you little weirdo.
No.241236
Anonymous
Replies:>>241239
>>241228
I just wanna pick her up and snuggle her and ruffle her hair
No.241237
Anonymous
Image:175090176703.jpg(61kB, 1080x808)image0 (3).jpg
>>241228
very cool masqy, very cool.
No.241238
Anonymous
Replies:>>241240
>>241235
Did you throw it on the GROUND?
No.241239
Anonymous
No.241240
Anonymous
>>241238
He doesn't read handouts
No.241241
Anonymous
>>241227
Nori should kill the (((doorman)))
No.241242
Anonymous
Video:175090473224.webm(2.08MB / 0:00:15 / V_VP9, 360x448)1750480430371916.webm
>>241228
Is gud
No.241243
Anonymous
No.241244
Anonymous
Replies:>>241247
Draw Masqy getting cuddles
No.241245
Anonymous
I once watched Pavo bludgeon a DD to death by beating its head in with his erection
No.241246
Anonymous
Image:175090711659.png(1.16MB, 1000x1200)Nessa Love Making.png
Tessa decided she's been wanting to give N her love recently.
No.241247
Anonymous
Image:175090750028.png(180kB, 852x628)ohh so slippy.png
>>241244
u got it brother
No.241248
Anonymous
No.241249
Anonymous
>>241247
Kissies
No.241250
Anonymous
guys do you think the rumors are true that the government is using our drones to spy on us?
No.241251
Anonymous
>>241250
No my drone told me the satellite dish on her ass was like a bow.
No.241252
Anonymous
Image:175090855566.jpg(85kB, 650x768)Spy.jpg
>>241250
>Shit, they are on to us. Begin execution.
No.241253
Anonymous
Image:175090871043.png(24kB, 675x438)174484679788.png
>>241250
No, they spy on you for their own purposes.
No.241254
Anonymous
Replies:>>241267
Image:175090892785.jpg(423kB, 1583x2195)8f59c1d2dd95a7d3db809c2f152fd166afe5fd9f.jpg
>>241247
grown men who've never felt the embrace of another human being will see shit like this and type "giwtwm"
No.241255
Anonymous
>>241253
Femdwone
No.241256
Anonymous
>>241253
I’d move countries if Femdrone was spying on me
No.241257
Anonymous
Image:175091008014.jpg(236kB, 2698x1525)635630667074586675-AP-JUST-BORN.jpg
>Hm
>What if John...
>But Woman
Oppenheimer Steaks, October 31st 2023
No.241258
Anonymous
Image:175091008415.jpg(188kB, 919x882)You're cringe.jpg
Murder drones was just Uzi fanfiction.
No.241259
Anonymous
>>241137
god imagine
No.241260
Anonymous
Replies:>>241262
>>241258
>the real Uzi, far from the loudmouthed goblin her self-insert is, is the quiet kid at school
No.241261
Anonymous
Image:175091047428.png(798kB, 1191x1695)DualityofDronefuckerkind.png
No.241262
Anonymous
>>241260
>the only real scene in murder drones is the first scene
>uzi is the school shooter
No.241263
Anonymous
Replies:>>241368
Image:175091059433.png(1.21MB, 2000x2650)175028372221.png
>>241261
klausdomosama...i vill live in ze pod...
No.241264
Anonymous
>>241258
thats not Uzi
THATS IZU
No.241265
Anonymous
Replies:>>241266
>>241262
>the first scene
The one with the exposition dump?
No.241266
Anonymous
Replies:>>241269
>>241265
Yes, followed by the rail gun, and failed school shooting. When the gun malfunctions there were no survivors.
No.241267
Anonymous
Image:175091095729.png(578kB, 927x610)schwab3.png
>>241254
Yes, und we plan to provide zis universal right to zem
No.241268
Anonymous
Image:175091111998.jpg(85kB, 560x601)Who was it.jpg
>Drunk driving.
No.241269
Anonymous
Replies:>>241271
>>241266
But if this is her real person fanfic disassembly drones don't exist. She has no incentive to make her iconic railgun.
No.241270
Anonymous
Image:175091120871.jpg(251kB, 2100x2100)weedkiller.jpg
>>241268
Yeah sure thing, let me pour you another one before you go
No.241271
Anonymous
Replies:>>241274
>>241269
>50 years of school bullying
No.241272
Anonymous
Replies:>>241275
Image:175091141297.png(446kB, 1000x1000)6aacac109e36d61c8ed91857485d1f16.png
>>241268
Don't mind if I do
>never been caught yet
No.241273
Anonymous
No.241274
Anonymous
Replies:>>241277
>>241271
>50
???
No.241275
Anonymous
No.241276
Anonymous
Replies:>>241308
I exercised to the point where I can barely move and now my drone wife won't stop teasing me
If you ever get the V model DD as a wife just know that you'll be bullied
No.241277
Anonymous
Replies:>>241283
>>241274
>I'm only 50, 50 is still young, Uzi protested
>Khan shook his head and handed her the "50 wasted years" award
No.241278
Anonymous
>Be (You)
>see your good friend N
>decide to go and say hi
>rather than greeting you back, N points a gun to your head
>"Ranch or cool ranch?"
How do you respond?
No.241279
Anonymous
Replies:>>241287
>>241278
What the fuck is ranch?
No.241280
Anonymous
Replies:>>241287
>>241278
I've never had either
No.241281
Anonymous
Replies:>>241287
>>241278
There's a difference?
No.241282
Anonymous
Replies:>>241287
>>241278
Ranch?
No.241283
Anonymous
No.241284
Anonymous
I can see the future
No.241285
Anonymous
>>241284
yeah whatever fortune teller drone, I'm sure you learn a lot in this glass box
No.241286
Anonymous
>>241284
I can see the past
No.241287
Anonymous
Image:175091308140.jpg(115kB, 931x708)SUBHUMAN.jpg
>>241279
>>241280
>>241281
>>241282
You stupid bitch, you stupid fucking bitch, I can't believe how dumb you are. Jesus christ I can't believe how dumb you are. You're the dumbest motherfuck-
No.241288
Anonymous
Replies:>>241291
>>241278
>"ram ranch"
No.241289
Anonymous
No.241290
Anonymous
Image:175091376505.png(92kB, 339x406)image.png
remembering Abby in the Pauline green
--
>The man did not respond, still clinging to himself in a fetal position and weeping uncontrollably. Whatever he was dealing with clearly was not good. Paulines gun felt heavy on her belt for a moment, but she continued.
>"I'm sure I could help you if you let me, Please?" she was right up to the man now who began convulsing wildly, and put a calm hand on his shoulder which for a moment seemed to work.
>This was before she heard the giggling coming from the man, causing her to pull her hand back as the man rose and swung his neck back 180 degrees to stare at her. Its smile grew unnaturally as long metal claws bursted from what was the man's hand to wave slyly at her.
>This was no man, but a skinsuit being worn by one of those Metal Devils she remembered seeing before, and she had just fallen for its trap. "B-Boo" the Metal creature said before rising up and destroying its flesh suit with its sharp claws. as it quickly got into an attack position.
>But this was not like the other metal devils she had encountered before, but something far more disgusting. In a way it still looks human, with human hands and human flesh on certain parts of its body. But everything about it was wrong, the arms bent and shifted in unnatural ways, and as far as Pauline knew hands don't grow out of your torso
>Outside of what little human bits remained on this drone, it had distinct drone bits appearing from under the grotesque flesh, especially the Face which resembled the Dissembly Drones more outside of the disgusting red growth of eyes on the right side of the creature's face.
>Worst of all was the Bow on top of the creature's face which from Pauline could tell is where the weeping was coming from as its many eyes shifted onto her, and the gaping mouth located on the bow kept moving up and down. There was also the Hair of the creature which seemed to be the 'scarf' the man was wearing, only now Pauline could see the distinct Eye poking out watching her.
>The Unnatural Drone was completely soaked with blood and gore from the man suit it was wearing, the only noticeable details not completely covered in thick red was the grey lights of its glitching eye still gleaming from underneath and the many eyes popping out and staring at her, or moving around uncontrollably. >Pauline was dumb founded and quickly stumbled backwards and tripped as the Drone simply laughed and mocked her. "Oh I so l-love it when meat fall for that, t-tell me was the crying convincing enough?"
>As the creature was busy mocking her, satisfied with a trap well layed, Pauline quickly (and shakily) reached for her gun which to her knowledge still had a few bullets left in it. And tried pointing it at the creature
>"G..GET BACK" She screamed shakily pointing her gun at the creature whose smile only grew
>"Hhehehehe, y-you're no-t much of a so-Idier are you?" The Creature asked as it moved towards her in a snake-like pattern. "Regardle-ss I can smell the s-stench of E-D-F on you M-meat."
>Pauline had enough of the creatures mocking and tried to aim, eventually pulling the trigger with some effort to hear the distinct sound of the bullet landing on something meaty. Bullseye she thought to herself.
>She aimed with her eyes closed, and with some effort opened them back up to see what damage she had done. Given she was not already dead she figured she must have done something right.
>She saw the creature before her bent backwards unnaturally convulsing and spasming. It looked as if the whole of that creature's body was having a stroke, multiple appendages and eyes were moving in all directions, but the torso itself remained motionless outside of quick jerks. Blood oozed out of where its head was and onto the ground, more then likely from the bullet wound. Pauline felt relieved a little bit and began to try and pick herself back up, looking away from the creature and at the ground as she laughed to herself in a way to try and calm herself. Sweat poured from her brow and into her eyes, she could no longer tell what was sweat and what was tears.
>If she had decided to keep looking at the creature she may have seen it do one final jerk as it began to raise its upper body upwards in a swift motion as the wound began to heal itself.
>Pauline only caught the tail end of the process as she witnessed the Drone regrow a portion of its skull and eyes rapidly back to their original state, its LED screen turning back on and its Drone eye looking square at Pauline, all the while its smile never faded from its face only growing wider and wider. The Drone finished its process by spitting the bloody bullet out of its mouth and into the pond with a loud splash.
>"Y-Ou hav-e Go-od aim Me-at" it said before stabbing Pauline with the sharp tail it had been hiding from her until now in the arm which held the pistol, causing it so fall onto the grass. Pauline Yelped holding onto her now bleeding arm as she was dragged kicking closer to the creature
>She now had a slightly better look at it, and could see the glint of the many medals that adorned the bloody tatters of an old green officers uniform, all of which Pauline imagined the best had stolen from previous victims.

-
>Pauline was scared, more scared then she had ever been in her whole life, mumbling to herself and in her mind to the creature to please just let her go. The creature did nothing but giggle while it let out its long slimy tongue and licked some of the blood oozing from Paulines arm. To get a taste of her upcoming meal.
>Pauline did not know what to do now as she could feel her body inch closer and closer to the creatures gaping maw, drool began oozing onto her face. That is when, as she was closest to getting her neck torn into by the razor sharp fangs, she saw the Bow gazing at her.
>In one last desperate motion she used her free arm to, in a swift motion, grab onto the Bow and hard. The creature began to scream and shake, before the creature growled and tossed Pauline into the nearby bloody pond. The beast leaned over, covering itself with its long hair as it tried to recover. The eye within the hair looked at Abby with something resembling empathy as its grip on her tightened, the Bow shaking rapidly and screaming, its eyes looking up and down and every which direction.
>It shed the first real blood red tears of the whole encounter as it saw its dinner begin to drift into the bloody pond, no matter how hungry Abby was she was not going in there, and she began to slink back into the city looking for other prey. She knew her mission was complete regardless, and there would be one less EDF in the world, replaced by something worse then the death she offered.
No.241291
Anonymous
Replies:>>241296
>>241288
18 naked workers in the service room of ram ranch
Big human cocks wanting to be sucked
18 naked drones wanting to be fucked
Drones in the service room at ram ranch
On their knees wanting to suck human cocks
Ram ranch it really rocks
No.241292
Anonymous
Image:175091377937.png(111kB, 750x448)172911793853.png
>>241278
Sounds like something U-U would ask.
>no matter what you say, one of them will shoot you
No.241293
Anonymous
No.241294
Anonymous
>>241290
>Abby was inside one of the many hives she had created inside of buildings all over the city, eating fresh meat from another prey she had gotten that day. Still sore from the attack, the meat had been given to poor Meeny, who was still sore and sobbing. Abby ripped a piece of the prey and fed it to the mouth of her bow, which screamed and chewed, but seemed to enjoy it. Her hair wrapped around her again in what seemed like a hug.
No.241295
Anonymous
No.241296
Anonymous
>>241291
Hot buff humans, their cocks throbbing hard
18 more drones out on the yard
Big bulging cocks ever so hard
Orgy in the service room at ram ranch
Big human cock ramming drone but
Like a solver sapien looking to rut
No.241297
Anonymous
>>241245
To be fair, if this DD was a faggot he might have liked it.
No.241298
Anonymous
>>241278
"I dunno, N, where's Barkley 2?"
No.241299
Anonymous
Replies:>>241309
Image:175091409653.png(705kB, 660x962)1727090328123098.png
>>241246
Disassembly drone Tessa is sex.
No.241300
Anonymous
>>241296
Human cocks getting sucked real deep
Humans even getting fucked in their sleeram ranch it rocks
Drones love big human cocks
No.241301
Anonymous
Image:175091417789.png(324kB, 639x499)ded37f82217e26853d87b5e9ae0403af.png
>>241278
>"I think you should kill yourself N."
>-J.
No.241302
Anonymous
Replies:>>241316
Image:175091418799.gif(16kB, 220x270)me.gif
>>241290
I like to believe Abby only sees other people as Meat cept Jane, who she knows is Jane, and utterly despises so she can actually remember and call her by her name.

I want to imagine a meeting between the two would have Abby be like
>YOU, J-JANE
and jane just does pic rel
No.241303
Anonymous
Image:175091423852.jpg(92kB, 561x700)119.jpg
>I'm gonna drunk drive a ship to the twin drone towers.
No.241304
Anonymous
>>241245
Pavo would NEVER let his dick touch a DD.
Unless Anon got turned into one or something, he's got an exception there just in case.
No.241305
Anonymous
>>241303
Space ship fuel can't melt steel beams
No.241306
Anonymous
Image:175091455792.jpg(67kB, 887x595)174966475437.jpg
>>241303
who flyin the second plane
No.241307
Anonymous
>>241261
Holy kek, awesome meme and the pure truth.
No.241308
Anonymous
>>241276
You should find a DD V with WD V firmware, it's the best combination in the universe, anon.
No.241309
Anonymous
>>241299
>straight Jessa with Liam's original version of J+Tessa still being alive+the gala being a couple years at most after the 3020 zombie drone tape so Tessa is in her mid-60s like in that BRRF-Anon 1koma
Would this be kino?
No.241310
Anonymous
Replies:>>241312
>Before Abby + pauline Green: Haha Jane is a funny rat, I love the stinky femcel
>After Abby + pauline green reading:
Find her , bind her
Tie her to a pole and break
her fingers to splinters
Drag her to a hole
Until she wakes up naked
Clawing at the ceiling of her grave
No.241311
Anonymous
Image:175091490108.jpg(101kB, 754x760)119 conspiracy.jpg
>>241303
What's your 119 conspiracy theories?
No.241312
Anonymous
Image:175091504416.jpg(160kB, 641x1048)ceffa8808fd2bc94d57fae637ce960e6.jpg
>>241310
It's a good thing I don't read any of that Solver War trash so I can keep enjoying Jane the way I always have been.
No.241313
Anonymous
>>241312
I like Jane more when she's a lonely veteran who befriends Berretta
No.241314
Anonymous
>>241312
I just ignore the non-Abby mutant slop, the Solver War is a pretty cool concept all in all. Too bad it's ruined by warhammerbros and mutantsloppers.
No.241315
Anonymous
Replies:>>241526
>>241290
Abby and Pauline are friends:3
No.241316
Anonymous
No.241317
Anonymous
Replies:>>241324
>>241304
Pavo is so picky.
No.241318
Anonymous
If you think about it Janeslop is like, a fandom within a fandom, like layers upon layers.
No.241319
Anonymous
Replies:>>241320
No.241320
Anonymous
>>241319
She was once
which makes it worse
No.241321
Anonymous
>>241296
You are a faggot and should kys
No.241322
Anonymous
Replies:>>241343
>>241318
like an onion, that stinks and that nobody likes...like oogers!
No.241323
Anonymous
>>241228
Cuuute!
No.241324
Anonymous
>>241304
true
he would booty slam one into a wall though
>>241317
this is also true
No.241325
Anonymous
Replies:>>241337
Image:175091844869.png(681kB, 1592x1236)7d2bac4399014452cf97d1ca07bc1aa1.png
jane the best
No.241326
Anonymous
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
No.241327
Anonymous
Image:175091874509.png(49kB, 359x301)Who's That Girl What's Her Name Is She Cool Is She Lame.png
>>241326
ʷᵉʰ
No.241328
Anonymous
>>241326
Asplubmikneth...
No.241329
Anonymous
Replies:>>241330
>>241327
Why does she look so human?
No.241330
Anonymous
Replies:>>241331
>>241329
Humans don't have antlers
No.241331
Anonymous
>>241330
Yeah but like what is she
No.241332
Anonymous
Replies:>>241334
>>241327
How is her mouthless face so fucking kissable
No.241333
Anonymous
btw only males have antlers
No.241334
Anonymous
Replies:>>241338
>>241332
lots of real estate
No.241335
Anonymous
Image:175091990461.png(68kB, 606x539)1452288778740.png
>>241333
Benis in ur anis :DDDDDD
No.241336
Anonymous
Replies:>>241341
Image:175092003851.jpg(251kB, 1080x542)Screenshot_2025-06-26-08-39-44-023_com.android.chrome-edit.jpg
>>241333
Stupid or gay?
No.241337
Anonymous
Replies:>>241339
Image:175092033955.jpg(13kB, 422x425)jcoup5vdqfn51.jpg
>>241325
Need Jane like this
No.241338
Anonymous
>>241334
Soft, smooth, firm real estate.
No.241339
Anonymous
Image:175092046171.png(245kB, 1384x1283)6f5a590f2a852da8b74357e6eb748e6a 2.png
>>241337
No.241341
Anonymous
Replies:>>241342
>>241333
>>241336
I love the implication Liam played Chapter 1 of Deltarune, took one look at the fanbase, and immediately got ideas.
No.241342
Anonymous
Replies:>>241344
>>241341
Wasn't deltarune the one with noel or so who is a tranny wearing antlers?
Liam beyond that one Philippinean girl never made nonwhite, or gay characters because he is based. Trannies even tried force Alice as one to the point it was officialy rejected by Glitch
No.241343
Anonymous
>>241318
>>241322
Jane picks up an onion and begins peeling.
>Cruelty Squad - 3rd Endingyoutube thumb
No.241344
Anonymous
Image:175092158465.jpg(28kB, 517x452)1546139531624.jpg
>>241342
shut the fuck up oilrig
No.241345
Anonymous
Image:175092160942.jpg(373kB, 1978x1080)174837521809.jpg
>>241327
Mouthless cute creature
No.241346
Anonymous
Replies:>>241347
>>241344
No you stupid nigger Liam doesn't do troonshit cope and seethe
No.241347
Anonymous
Image:175092189580.jpg(402kB, 2898x2080)172299985460.jpg
>>241346
you were told to shut the fuck up oilrigger
No.241348
Anonymous
>>241344
That wasn't me. People are getting sick and fucking tired of this shit.

This was never for you.
No.241349
Anonymous
>>241347
That also wasn't me.
>KYS
I'm not the one white knighting freaks who worship stereotypes of human sexes and neuter themselves before killing themselves for failing to be living embodiments of stereotypes.
No.241350
Anonymous
Image:175092216695.jpg(56kB, 540x721)1706917079458446.jpg
>>241347
Go literally anywhere else for as many nigs, nogs trans and troons as you can take, Liam offers none of that so you are obviously in the wrong place for your fagtastes
btw YWNBAW
No.241351
Anonymous
Replies:>>241357
Must be morning in London huh
No.241352
Anonymous
Image:175092231523.jpg(13kB, 300x395)171995895754.jpg
shut the fuck up oilrig
this happens every time undertale/deltarune is brought up
No.241353
Anonymous
Replies:>>241357
rignoid status: noticed & seething about it
No.241354
Anonymous
Image:175092242103.png(658kB, 691x811)174806517551.png
No.241355
Anonymous
Replies:>>241360
Image:175092249900.png(1.88MB, 1080x1440)behold-a-ship-v0-k4x1sna8d5pe1.png
No.241356
Anonymous
>>241352
Need Susie and Uzi meetup
No.241357
Anonymous
Replies:>>241362
Image:175092271412.jpg(104kB, 407x405)1708306955675125.jpg
>>241351
>>241352
>>241353
Are you seriously melting down over antlers being no legitimate excuse to force troonshit?
Or is it about Liam not catering to your fetishes?
Go literally anywhere else
No.241358
Anonymous
Always at the same time.
No.241359
Anonymous
Image:175092303483.png(223kB, 999x564)The Creatures.png
No.241360
Anonymous
Replies:>>241410
Image:175092305014.jpg(53kB, 736x736)c2a6e0d1a495245fce9cc7d5ee95b529.jpg
>>241355
We can never thank the Armenian dronedesigner enough for weaving those preferences into drones' very essence.
Think about it, the only hostile-to-humans drones are Solverhosts (Uzi and Cyn) or (((Doorman))). It requires corruption at a drone's very corelevel to stop their good character.
Funnily enough Nori of all people is the best among the MC's family in regards to humans. Which is telling about the sad state of the doormans, given she herself ended humanity. Accidentaly.
No.241361
Anonymous
Replies:>>241363
>>241359
Asenath and her iconic crab-claw-antlers
No.241362
Anonymous
Image:175092318710.jpg(70kB, 961x961)GJSkfKTWwAADku_.jpg
>>241357
i have no idea what youre talking about but you should stop catering to oilrigs bullshit posts
No.241363
Anonymous
Replies:>>241364
Image:175092322724.png(6kB, 297x283)joyfuldayjoyfulday.png
>>241361
She is a creature of chaos, they can take many forms
No.241364
Anonymous
Image:175092334705.png(16kB, 1182x533)174571699946.png
>>241363
Gaosgritter my beluvd funni derlet
No.241365
Anonymous
No.241366
Anonymous
Sex with Doll. I am under an NDA so I cannot explain further.
No.241367
Anonymous
Harper has a lot of complicated emotions regarding her own free will.
In fact despite the fact that she’s legitimately very kind, she struggles with a lot of personal feelings
No.241368
Anonymous
Replies:>>241370
>>241263
This is literally the only picture of disassembly drone Yeva I've ever seen.

Why does no one draw Doll's mom as a disassembly drone? I'm not even asking about our drawfags, even on twitter I've never seen DD Yeva.
No.241369
Anonymous
Replies:>>241371
Goodnight, American anon.
No.241370
Anonymous
Replies:>>241380
>>241368
Because she was killed (literally verily, inonveivably killed! Barely anyone is as dead as Yeva) by a DD. I didn't see DD Nori ever either, then again I didn't look for her much
No.241371
Anonymous
Image:175092494751.jpg(137kB, 938x1200)GEctN1Ka0AAxqf0.jpg
>>241369
Haaaiii
Hel-l-l-looo
Huuu huuuu
Halloooooooo
No.241372
Anonymous
Replies:>>241374
Image:175092507791.jpg(47kB, 736x736)171925661590.jpg
Areviderci Conradinksi sojietinski, droninski commisarinsky, naminsky isy Dollinsky. Da. Dosvidanjia
No.241374
Anonymous
>>241372
I don't understand a thing what that means, but okay, bye.
No.241375
Anonymous
Image:175092548304.png(346kB, 824x926)pavopreg.png
who's the other father?
No.241376
Anonymous
I want my body back
No.241377
Anonymous
Replies:>>241379
>>241375
WHAT? WHO IS THIS?
No.241378
Anonymous
Image:175092557556.png(150kB, 210x265)1520987580140.png
>>241375
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.241379
Anonymous
No.241380
Anonymous
Image:175092563943.png(2.18MB, 1920x1080)172005679682.png
>>241370
Not only Yeva was killed by DD, but other characters are regularly drawn by them. Even fucking Khan.
No.241381
Anonymous
>>241375
YES! WE GOT IT! WE FINALLY GOT PREGNANT PAVO!
No.241382
Anonymous
Replies:>>241384
The greatest ending to Pride Month in history.
No.241383
Anonymous
>>241375
The other father is Techanon after his DD transformation
No.241384
Anonymous
>>241382
nuh-uh
pavowriteanon still has 5 days to post his green
No.241385
Anonymous
Image:175092737098.jpg(214kB, 2160x1467)175039760482.jpg
Human doll sexo
No.241386
Anonymous
Replies:>>241388
>There is still no MD thread on /co/
Era is over, guys.
No.241387
Anonymous
Replies:>>241421
Image:175092820539.png(2.23MB, 959x1500)god emperor leto ii.png
>In 3072, the Solver War came to a sudden, screeching halt.
>It happened in the Trappist system, once disparagingly said to be pig latin for "tourist trap"
>The DDs chewed through the system the same way they did through every other world, until one day they just stopped and flew away.
>Everyone's first thought was that they were up to something, but after a whole year without a single DD sighting, the war was officially declared over.
>Unfortunately, nobody truly believed it was over.
>Boxon continued to lobby for rearmament under the notion that the Solver would come back for a final unrelenting assault.
>Various cults sprang up, most prominently the Analog Luddites who sought to destroy all AI.
>The last officials of the Federation stirred up controversy with a project called the Dark Forest initiative.
>It was an exploratory mission with the aim of investigating the systems lost to the Solver and eventually establishing new colonies just as the pre-war Federation had done.
>Opponents feared that the probes would stumble into Solver-occupied space and draw its forces back the Trappist system, ending humanity once and for all.
>They were proven right when a probe found Copper-9, a world long thought lost.
>When the probe was destroyed, the entire system was at DEFCON 1.
>Every ship and station had its guns pointed at Copper-9 while everyone waited in silent tension.
>A rickety space hulk drifted in, and what followed proved an even greater shock.
>The ship hailed the fleet and demanded an audience.
>Debate immediately sparked among the admirals but was cut short but the utterance of "Pretty please?"
>They obliged and arranged a meeting on the far side of Trappist-H away from the sun.
>Mankind would finally meet the Solver face-to-face.
>An enormous cargo ship touched down, unloading a procession of DDs and an enormous creature, vaguely resembling a centipede with the head of a WD.
>Everybody expected the Solver to look like some kind of monster, but nobody expected her to have such an annoying and whiny voice.
No.241388
Anonymous
>>241386
There is though, >>149155848
No.241389
E-Anonymous
Image:175092844519.png(154kB, 1500x800)IMG_5547.png
A religious Sentinel is the last drone Pidge should be getting some (disassembly drone related) things off her chest. Lady Eveline knows a lost cause when she sees one.
No.241390
Anonymous
>>241389
I would like to have "communion" with her.
No.241391
Anonymous
>>241375
Uh, me. Duh.
No.241392
Anonymous
Replies:>>241394
Who would be arbites in dronetide?
No.241393
Anonymous
Replies:>>241398
>>241389
E! From E anon! Yay!

> Pidge in the confessional
keep a fire extinguisher handy, the unholiness will cause the thing to combust
No.241394
Anonymous
Replies:>>241395
>>241392
jcJ Corporate security force
No.241395
Anonymous
>>241394
So securityanon then?
No.241396
Anonymous
Image:175093004604.jpg(85kB, 578x1074)Yellow.jpg
No.241397
Anonymous
Image:175093082974.png(814kB, 1875x1311)2ass.png
Assemblynotrequired
No.241398
Anonymous
>>241393
Wait until she mentions the handholding she had with V, her head will explode.
No.241399
Anonymous
Image:175093268380.jpg(76kB, 402x666)Potassium.jpg
>E get the banana.
>Potassium.
No.241400
Anonymous
Image:175093310843.jpg(1.05MB, 1989x1372)resistance aligned mercenaries accosted by annoying god.jpg
>>241399
I feel like E would be a good fit as the queen
With the giant version being a mech, and with 4 arms it'll be an actual challenge in the punchout
No.241401
Anonymous
>>241399
>”E, dear. Do not go for the banana.”
>”Duly noted…and IGNORED!”
>”E, NO!”
>Eve hard turns towards the banana, causing the boat to shake. Water makes its way to Rosie and Sally. Rosie whines and sobs as her outfit is ruined. Sally hissed and screeched over getting wet.
No.241402
Anonymous
Image:175093619270.png(487kB, 1043x851)she's praying for eta to rail her.png
>>241389
ok, E has heard enough.
No.241403
Anonymous
>>241402
This nun very scary
Great pic
No.241404
Anonymous
Murder Drones: Sentry Origins - 000 | ANIMATIC PROGRESS Teaser 02youtube thumb

I've been waiting for this project for a long time, I'm really delighted with the animation of the fights in it.
No.241405
Anonymous
>>241402
Damn cool sentinel E nun, anon.
No.241406
Anonymous
>>241290
ghastly. good green
No.241407
E-Anonymous
Image:175093744904.jpg(1.25MB, 1572x1392)IMG_5717.jpeg
>>241402
>So have a seat, God you’ll meet, your sins demonizing, I’ll be waiting so anxiously!
References aside, very splendid work, anon!
No.241408
Anonymous
>>241402
spooky good shit
No.241409
Anonymous
>>241375
techanon (he's the one who installed the experimental auxiliary power unit but Pavo keeps teasing him about "our baby")
No.241410
Anonymous
Replies:>>241422
>>241360
glendale resident hands typed this
No.241411
Anonymous
Replies:>>241413
No.241412
Anonymous
Image:175093917544.jpg(127kB, 722x656)Disgusting creature.jpg
>Disgusting.
No.241413
Anonymous
Replies:>>241414
>>241411
Anon who writes excellent Pavo faggy greens.
No.241414
Anonymous
>>241384
>>241413
sorry anon, I really wish I had one in the chamber for fag month but I got nothing. I've had no luck trying to write lately.
if anons wanna throw out ideas I might try and put something together but I make no promises
No.241415
Anonymous
Replies:>>241416
Image:175094322323.png(925kB, 1238x1237)174527774496.png
>>241414
Pavo downloading a trojan by accident and forcing his phat arse upon you in his delirium
No.241416
Anonymous
>>241415
This but with J.
No.241417
Anonymous
>>241414
Damn. Well, at least we got a pregnant Pavo art.
How about a blowjob from Pavo? We know he has a great ass, but what about his mouth?
No.241418
Anonymous
Image:175094467187.jpg(48kB, 720x787)1611375784711.jpg
>>241414
profound sadness
prehaps in a twist of irony, inspiration will hit after the deadline
No.241419
Anonymous
Video:175094594973.mp4(350kB / 0:00:03 / avc1, 854x480)ng.mp4
No.241420
Anonymous
Image:175094620803.jpg(89kB, 884x690)Date.jpg
Pov you're in a date with this French girl.
>Do you want to order fried frogs legs?
>A little to the left, no right.
No.241421
Anonymous
Replies:>>241470
Image:175094674400.jpg(135kB, 1200x696)GajLM1DXEAAUuZN.jpg
>>241387
>as the meeting goes on Uzi puts out more horrible appendages for N to comfort her through so she doesn't lose her nerve
>by the end N's holding two human hands on tentacles, getting stroked along his back by the outside curve of a mantis claw, and getting nuzzled by a camera eye projector thing
>Uzi's still on the verge of tears by the end and muttering to herself about how this was a mistake and she shouldn't have let them see her like this
No.241422
Anonymous
Replies:>>241423
Image:175094681681.jpg(164kB, 900x1200)Cory loves Sonic and loves eating gyros.jpg
>>241410
You clearly don't understand the effects of LA air on unprotected outsiders.
No.241423
Anonymous
Replies:>>241424
>>241422
outsider? nigga those diaspora ermenis are fully integrated. more hays in glendale than in all of armenia
No.241424
Anonymous
Replies:>>241425
>>241423
I'm saying Cory isn't from Glendale, but the LA air has an effect on him.
No.241425
Anonymous
>>241424
who is cory
No.241426
Anonymous
Image:175094927488.png(193kB, 497x903)bunny finally remembers how to color hair.png
this was gonna be boy masqy at first but i didnt like how it came out
No.241428
Anonymous
Replies:>>241431
>>241426
But... it's just masqy.
No.241429
Anonymous
Replies:>>241438
>>241426
She is hiding office attire under that shirt!
J! Employ her!
No.241431
Anonymous
Image:175095004915.png(106kB, 413x819)the s is for sucks.png
>>241428
nono i meant the original sketch! i reused it for the finished pic.
No.241432
Anonymous
>>241426
Looks female enough
No.241433
Anonymous
Replies:>>241434
>>241431
> WD Dubs
No.241434
Anonymous
Replies:>>241436
>>241433
>>241431
>Dubs after the ozempic
No.241435
Anonymous
>>241426
cutie patootie
No.241436
Anonymous
>>241434
But Dubs is poor.
And I hate him.
No.241437
Anonymous
>>241425
>doesn’t know of Cory Borealis
No.241438
Anonymous
Image:175095217706.png(200kB, 607x823)gogogogogogo.png
>>241429
go little employee
No.241439
Anonymous
Image:175095234044.jpg(154kB, 774x1009)Y&Mini-Y.jpg
>Who stole Mini-Y hat?
No.241440
Anonymous
>>241431
little man cant handle all that
No.241441
Anonymous
No.241442
Anonymous
>>241438
adorabOL
No.241443
Anonymous
No.241444
Anonymous
Image:175095530176.png(311kB, 1137x1012)this sucks im on my phone .png
>>241438
she is so cute
No.241445
Anonymous
ALERT ALERT ALERT!
DRONES HAVE DRM!
THEY'LL SHUT DOWN OUR WIVES!!!
No.241446
Anonymous
but do they have dmt
No.241447
Anonymous
>>241445
WHAT
DRONES RUN THE DRM?
does anyone here by chance play Just Cause 3?
No.241448
Anonymous
>>241447
I have played JC3 but I'm unlikely to be able to provide much help in regards to DRM removal
No.241449
Anonymous
>>241447
At least they don’t run the DMV
No.241450
Anonymous
No.241451
Anonymous
>>241439
Not bad.
No.241452
Anonymous
No.241453
Anonymous
>>241445
>DRONES HAVE DRM!
yeah, Dick Ruining Mouths
No.241454
Anonymous
Replies:>>241455
>>241375
Techanon cooked an entire brisket for the two of them.
No.241455
Anonymous
Replies:>>241456
>>241454
a feral DD interrupted their dinner by trampling on it, and that's why Pavo looks like that
No.241456
Anonymous
Replies:>>241457
>>241455

My God, he literally has a black hole inside him, how much did he eat?
No.241457
Anonymous
No.241458
Anonymous
>>240930
Anon they are protecting your fucking life, be at least a little grateful.
No.241459
Anonymous
Replies:>>241464
>>240930
Harper, you’re better than this! Your whole deal is that despite how kind you are you know when to give people their space and independence!
No.241460
Anonymous
Replies:>>241462
Image:175096066876.png(1.55MB, 4400x2532)awwwwwww.png
Sophie drew this once
No.241461
Anonymous
Replies:>>241463
>>241375
I wish I was inside Pavo's womb
No.241462
Anonymous
Replies:>>241467
>>241460
Anon, it's not nice to hide your bad art skills behind the name of a little drone girl. It's okay if you're bad at drawing, not everyone is meant to be an artist.
No.241463
Anonymous
Replies:>>241465
Image:175096223338.png(419kB, 1126x2494)ef65b0f6f5123e216d5ad79ce820ec03.png
>>241461
Knowing that sentinel drones become lustful animals if they taste even a little human blood (Yes, Avre, I'm looking at you), I definitely wouldn't want to be next to a drone like Pavo when he eats you.
No.241464
Anonymous
>>241459
It's literally like banning people from drinking antifreeze, anon, some people are too stupid to understand that you'll die rather than get drunk.
No.241465
Anonymous
Replies:>>241477
>>241463
Not inside his stomach you retard. I want to crawl up his pussy
No.241466
Anonymous
if Pavo lays an egg, where does it come out? the butt, or his...?
No.241467
Anonymous
>>241462
You get the joke
>>241466
His hair
No.241468
Anonymous
Replies:>>241484
I want a blowjob from a horny pregnant Pablo
No.241469
Anonymous
>>241466
C section
No.241470
Anonymous
>>241421
>Dignitaries at the event swear they saw piles of spaghetti on the floor
No.241471
Anonymous
what possible reason would the sentinel program have for making Pavo eggnant?
No.241472
Anonymous
>>241471
Ex Post Facto justification for giving him a fat fuckable ass
No.241473
Anonymous
>>241471
Solver magic.

It's better to ask Holly what the hell is going on, but I bet she either doesn't know herself or will refuse to talk, citing some secret shit.
No.241474
Anonymous
>>241471
BECAUSE IT WAS FREE! AND HE WAS DRUNK, HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING!
No.241475
Anonymous
>>241466
>"Pavyoin, did you lay this egg?"
No.241476
Anonymous
Replies:>>241487
Image:175096320343.png(121kB, 285x482)Screenshot (10).png
3d Harper update: here's the base body.
No.241477
Anonymous
>>241465
But... Pavo is guy... with penis...
No.241478
Anonymous
Replies:>>241481
>>241477
And a very fertile womb in his ass!
No.241479
Anonymous
>During a routine inspection, you cut your hand on one of Pavo's wingblades
>Your hiss of pain attracts the drone's attention, and he turns, his eyes locking on as they see red
>This is it. This was how you die, isn't it? Sentinel blood response...
>Pavo leaps, and you close your eyes.
>A cold, wet feeling, tightness across your hand... nothing?
>You open your eyes, and Pavo's head fills most of your vision, looking between your face and your hand, which is cleanly and neatly bandaged
>There's an alcoholic wipe in his hand, stained with a bit of red
>You had your eyes closed for all of a second or two...
>"I knew this would happen one day. I'm so sorry, Anon. I never wanted to hurt you, please..."
>You drown out his repeated apologies as you reach for another wipe and move to scrub the blood off his wing, only for his hand to grab yours and pull it away
>"No, stay away from those, okay? I'll do it, I've got it."
>He starts repeatedly wiping the blood until the wing's pristine, and continues even after, obsessively
>Once he's done, he steps away, retracting them, fiddling with his hands as he looks away from you
>"Pavo, it's fine. It happens."
>"You're the last person I wanted to hurt, Anon. This is-"
>"This is nothing, okay? It's gonna sting for a bit, then it'll heal."
>"Look, let's... call off the inspection. I can switch techs, okay?"
>Now you were seriously worried
>He hadn't jumped you in a haze like Sentinel Drones were known to do, but he was panicking way too much
>Your fingers were all attached, he hadn't rushed to bandage you because half your hand got slashed off or anything
>You have never seen Pavo this vulnerable
>...well, you have to do something for him, right?
>You cross the room and Pavo backs away, but doesn't run as you wrap your arms around him
>"It's okay, alright? I'm gonna heal."
>You feel his arm servos tense up, before slackening
>"Sorry, Anon. I saw you bleed and... It was ME who did it, and I..."
>"Just take a moment, alright? Calm down and... we can hang out later, okay?"
>He nods slowly, pulling away
>"Okay, I'll go take a break. But I'm holding you to your word on that hangout, okay?"
>You smile and nod, and he smiles despite his empty eyes, shuffling out with his head down
>Any other day, you hugging him would have him skipping down the hall, which tells you just how torn up he is
>You nip down to the infirmary and have the wound confirmed as minor, get handed some painkillers and decline their latest experimental treatment, before heading back to your quarters
>Now to figure out what to do with Pavo on your upcoming datHANGOUT
>YOUR FRIENDLY HANGOUT BETWEEN BROS WHERE YOU'RE GONNA PLAY HALO CO-OP
No.241480
Anonymous
>>241477
he's a robot, if they can think of a military application they'll give him a butt womb whether he likes it or not
No.241481
Anonymous
>>241478
Harper needs to tell Pavo that adding female sex adapters to himself does not make him sexually acceptable to thechanon.
No.241482
Anonymous
Fags are a meme
No.241483
Anonymous
>>241479
Good cute green, anon.

>play video games
Kek, I bet Pavo's favorite empire in Stellaris is Rogue Servitor. Well, you know, some people like to role-play themselves in a video game.
No.241484
Anonymous
>>241468
would you return the favor?
No.241485
Anonymous
Pavo dressed like Rouge the Bat.
No.241486
Anonymous
Replies:>>241489
>>241479
That doesn’t work
No.241487
Anonymous
No.241488
Anonymous
Replies:>>241496
>>241479
> a busy day of fixing up and maintaining drones and drone accessories
> get one of those small wounds you don't even notice until an hour later
> pavo didn't either
> "hey pavo, stick your tongue out for a moment"
No.241489
Anonymous
Replies:>>241490
>>241486
YOU don't work.
No.241490
Anonymous
Replies:>>241493
>>241489
you will never catch me filling out a j*b application
No.241491
Anonymous
Replies:>>241492
I can’t believe you guys are writing some kind of male version of female Mpreg
No.241492
Anonymous
>>241491
>female Mpreg
I wonder if that Anon is still here or if he left to touch grass and find Christ.
No.241493
Anonymous
Replies:>>241495
Image:175096682472.gif(1.12MB, 640x640)172329528305.gif
>>241490
Yes, because a gang of J's just filled 70 job applications for you
No.241494
Anonymous
Replies:>>241509
Image:175096690070.jpg(115kB, 447x932)Hate hate hate.jpg
>First, that maid dress. Now this...
>Nurse, please hurry. Pavo water is about to break.
>Am was dragged to the operation room while Cyn is smirking in the distance.
No.241495
Anonymous
>>241493
>They all trip and fall into a patch of wet cement because they're jobbers.
Don't worry NEETAnon. Your unemployment status is safe.
No.241496
Anonymous
>>241488
>*Some time later, a meeting in the bunker of the Supreme Commander of the Federation forces*
>"Good, you're all here. So, you dumb monkeys, now can someone explain to me WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO BASE DELTA-11!"
>"Pavo, sir."
>"Pavo?"
>"Yes, sir, Pavo."
>"And what about that faggot? I'm asking who got through all our defenses and destroyed an entire base of first-class combat drones!"
>"Pavo, sir, Pavo did it."
>"What? H... HOW?! WHY?!"
>"We don't know for sure, sir, but from the data we've received, we can assume that he was, to quote our decryption team, "as horny as a forty old virgin in a high school cheerleading locker room."
>"..."
>"..."
>"Get me Dr Holly, I have a couple fucking questions for this bitch."
No.241497
Anonymous
Replies:>>241501
>>241496
Hey man don’t involve Holly in this fagslop.
No.241498
Anonymous
>Want to write green
>Drunk to the point of double vision
FUCK, why did i decide to go out with my friends instead of sitting inside and writing wireplay for a alternative mongolian basket weaving forum
No.241499
Anonymous
>>241479
cute green
No.241500
Anonymous
Replies:>>241502
>>241498
Ae you ivory
No.241501
Anonymous
>>241497
Holly created sentinel drones, of course if they start acting crazy commanders wll ask her.
No.241502
Anonymous
Replies:>>241521
>>241500
No I'm Anon, but I wish I could fuck Ivory, or any Sentinel or Drone for that matter, actually a labour bot is fine too
No.241503
Anonymous
No.241504
Anonymous
>>241498
DRAW IVORY! I NEED MORE TALL DRONES!
No.241505
Anonymous
Replies:>>241506
>>241504
Nigga, I'm not a drawfag, I'm a mediocre writefag, there can be more than one alcoholic in this thread (I'm just polish tho)
No.241506
Anonymous
Replies:>>241510
>>241505
Damn. Okay, when you sober up, write some green stuff, please, my Eastern European brother.
No.241507
Anonymous
Replies:>>241514
Molly got banned from playing clown in SS13 because she's too good at being entertaining and distracts security to the point that traitors can ruin everything
She makes a damn good doctor though
No.241508
Anonymous
Image:175096934416.jpg(76kB, 618x782)Tall.jpg
>>241504
>Holy shit,a Tall femdrone.
No.241509
Anonymous
>>241494
He’ll never be Felicia
No.241510
Anonymous
Image:175096946750.png(1,015kB, 2874x2000)1712128900996505.png
>>241506
>when you sober up
That may be a problem but I'll try, I also have a 40k game scheduled tomorrow so the second part to the cuckoldry wireplay green may come a little late And I hope Fugue decides to visit me in my drunken stupor and tell me how to write Y back into it like I originally intended
No.241511
Anonymous
Replies:>>241515
Cici a buttslut?
No.241512
Anonymous
Image:175096956699.png(28kB, 1200x1119)511vs6.png
>>241508
No.241513
Anonymous
>>241479
Pregnancy hormones really changed Pavo huh?
No.241514
Anonymous
>>241507
Does Molly like games like this? She seems to me like the type that will try to complete Fallout Nev Fegas without killing and in such a way that all the vraktions are satisfied.
No.241515
Anonymous
>>241511
as long as you're looking at her face and not her chest she's happy. as she gets more comfortable with her body she'll start to use those tanks
No.241516
Anonymous
>>241510
>I also have a 40k game scheduled tomorrow
What army do you play and why is it the Imperial Guard?

And damn, I haven't read green with Y in a long time, I'll hope you write it, anon.
No.241517
Anonymous
Image:175097048312.jpg(118kB, 467x1035)Juice.jpg
>This juice taste funny...
No.241518
Anonymous
>>241508
perfect height to use your head as a boob rest (if she had any)
No.241519
Anonymous
Image:175097115701.gif(28kB, 112x112)IMG_4633.gif
>>241510
She’ll get there, don’t worry ;)
No.241520
Anonymous
>Pavo's "pregnancy" is actually a large battery for use in long-term deployments where recharging is effectively impossible.
>the effects on his figure are padding to help prevent damage to the battery during combat, as severe damage could result in rapid overheating
>Pavo was chosen to test the prototype as he is already running the necessary experimental firmware and has several of the requisite modified components
No.241521
Anonymous
>>241502
I meant are you buffanon
No.241522
Anonymous
I just realized Fuguedrone is the only thread OC that has actually experienced ‘female mpreg’
No.241523
Anonymous
This green takes place at the end of episode 6.

>Uzi wrapped her hand around the singularity, the "null".
>As she did, Cyn's body lurched forward several inches, mouth open, looking to swallow her core once again.
>Left with no choice, no plan, and working purely on instinct, Uzi put it in her mouth, and swallowed.
>Then, for an instant that may as well have been an eternity, she ceased to be.
>When she "awoke", she was disoriented, which is why she did not notice the scythe like blade slammed through her core until a moment later.
>Cyn smiled.
>"[Laughter] I am sorry, but it's not that easy."
>"W-what?" Uzi coughed, falling to her knees even as Cyn's smile grew.
>"T-this isn't the reality where you win little puppet, goodbye. [Insincere smile, stab, stab, stab, stab-]"
>In another reality, happening simultaneously, Uzi fell backwards, disoriented but through happenstance, dodging Cyn's first blow.
>"[Annoyed.]" Cyn continued to attack, just as Uzi manages - barely, to dodge.
>Cyn quirks her head. "[Curious] Tell me, Uzi. Can you feel them too?"
>"Feel what you weirdo! Stop trying to stab me if you're going to talk!"
>Cyn, for her part, doesn't listen, continuing the attack. "Do you know what quantum mechanics are?"
>"What? Like cat's in boxes?"
>"Many cats, in many boxes. That is what we are right now. [Trip. Stab.]" Cyn's scythe blade slams into Uzi's leg, tripping her before it came back down, slicing her in two.
>In another reality, Uzi jumped just as Cyn announced her intentions.
>"What?" Uzi said, trying her best to stay on her toes.
>"Quantum entanglement, two minds, and an infinite number of universes that we are having this conversation. All that will be collapsed to one, once observed."
>"What are you even talking about?"
>"[Surprise gun.]" Cyn's scythe arm unfolded to a cannon, that blew Uzi apart.
>In another universe, Uzi chose to attack.
>"[Surprise gahh]" Uzi knocked Cyn's scythe away as it fired a massive payload of shrapnel into the sky.
>"Yeah? Well I bet in at least one of those I kick your sorry butt!" Uzi said.
>"It is funny to me you think that matters." Cyn replied. "As I said. The only universe that matters is the one that is observed. Do you know who is observing?"
>Cyn pointed to the sky.
>In it, a massive form of Cyn's original, grotesque body loomed over the space. Head slowly tilting down.
>"I have seen all realities, all outcomes, I can choose the one I want, even like this," Cyn said. "You have already lost. [Mocking laugh.]"
>"Yeah well..." Uzi fumbled for words. "Bite me!"
>Uzi dashed forward, punching the laughing Cyn in the face, then tearing into her as she continued to laugh.
>In another universe, Cyn dodged.
>...
>However, that was not the true universe.
>Cyn realized only too late, as she allowed Uzi to tear into her, pulling her body apart, that she was being observed.
>Not by her own body.
>But something else.
>And as Cyn's metaphorical form was reduced to its base parts, the waveform collapsed.
>Reality began to assert itself.
>And one result was chosen.
>Uzi sat, breathing heavy in the space that was not actually a space.
>She glanced up at the face of Cyn in the sky.
>It still wasn't looking.
>But the space was collapsing all the same.
>It was then that she saw a second observer.
>The one who had, through luck, intention, or some other reason entirely, saved her.
>As the space collapsed, Uzi waved. She wasn't sure how this stuff worked really, but she knew this was at least a friend. Maybe?
>"Hey uh... thanks and stuff. Er, I mean, yeah. Not sure who or what you are but... Thank (you)."
No.241524
Anonymous
Replies:>>241530
Video:175097249233.mp4(1.02MB / 0:00:07 / avc1, 1080x1920)175072316578.mp4
POV: youre Poor
No.241525
Anonymous
No.241526
Anonymous
>>241315
This is a meme but would Abby and Pauline actually be friends even after Abby threw her into that pond?
No.241527
Anonymous
>>241520
This actually makes sense as an explanation. It's practical, doesn't involve fetuses, and brings comfort to the humans that want to rest on his big belly while imagining he's pregnant.
No.241528
Anonymous
>>241510
Why did they leace
No.241529
Anonymous
>>241520
Beer belly Pavo.
No.241530
Anonymous
Replies:>>241531
Image:175097300373.jpg(80kB, 578x816)Poor.jpg
>>241524
>Hahaha peasants.
>Sipping
No.241531
Anonymous
>>241530
only difference between then and now is she sips the peasants themselves
No.241532
Anonymous
Image:175097338517.jpg(32kB, 1280x800)dex714y-9a28e73b-503d-4475-93a6-9c6e9ba200fd.jpg
I should be working but I made this, have some slop.
>Tessa trudges her way through the swampy mass drone grave
>She's there to get spare parts for N, V, J and Cyn
>Tessa spots something out of the corner of her eye and stops to get a better look at it
>It looks like a shack made out of garbage and drone parts
>Curiously she approaches and opens the door
>On the inside is a rather slap dash store with a poorly painted sky with clouds background
"Hello?"
>The sounds of garbage shifting around from behind the counter fills the air as a drone stands up
>It's wearing a black wig, wears broken glasses that are missing the lenses and has a dirty business suit on that it clearly cut down to fit it's frame
>"A [VALUED CUST0MER]? HERE?!"
>The drone hops over the counter and runs over to Tessa, taking her hand in his and shaking it frantically
>"HEY HEY HEY IT'S [GR3AT DEELS NEAR YOU] TO MEET YOU! THE NAME'S SPAM-SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! WHAT'S YOUR NAME [HOOCHIE MAMA]?"
>Tessa watches the drones yellow and pink optics glitch out in time with it's voice
"Well nice to meet ya! I'm Tessa, is this your shop?"
>"YOU GOT IT [H0LE IN ONE]! PLASE TELL ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING! I'm very desperate."
>Spamton makes his way back behind the counter
"Well I'm looking for drone parts. You got any?"
>"DO I HAVE ANY? DO I HAVE ANY?! HA! I HAVE MORE [SURPLUS STOCK] THAN I CAN HANDLE! I'M PRACTICALLY GIVING THIS STUFF [100% 0FF]!"
>Spamton drives down behind the counter and digs around where Tessa can't see
>When he comes back up he hauls up an intact drone body, albeit it's one of the drones her father killed with some silverware to the visor
>"BUY NOW AND I'LL THROW THE KNIFE IN FOR [FR33]! THIS IS A [SPECIL] DEAL!"
>Tessa looks at the price tag that was hurriedly slapped onto the drone
"What's kromer?"
>Spamtons optics briefly turn to static before coming back into color and focus
>"NEVER MIND THAT! SINCE YOU'RE MY [FIRST TIME BUYER] I'LL GIVE YOU A ONE TIME [100% 0FF] DEAL! NEXT TIME BRING SOMETHING TO TRADE IN FOR SOME SWEET SWEET KROMER! please."
>Tessa thanks the strange and clearly defective drone and takes the dead drone with her back home, making a note to bring some of the jewelry she took when grave robbing to trade woth the funny little drone
No.241533
Anonymous
>>241523
Awesome green, and damn, I didn't even get confused!
No.241534
Anonymous
ummghg yummy Deltaslop in my drone thread uhhjhh
No.241535
Anonymous
>>241532
Yes, anothe awesome green today!
No.241536
Anonymous
Replies:>>241540
/md/ renaissance I believe
No.241537
Anonymous
Replies:>>241572
My AU's post-Ep8 events summarized:
>Cyn's defeat causes the DDs to get disorganized
>Losing their leader + infighting allows humans to regain territory
>Some DDs join humans and are cured, others are captured and have their cores swapped with non-infected cores to make Battle Drones (BDs)
>Humans reach Copper-9 and at first Uzi retaliates
>Then after both factions settle their differences, they team up
>The only way to defeat Cyn forever is by destroying the Earth singularity.
>Humanity and the BDs help fend off the extra DDs while Uzi and her pals fight Cyn themselves
>After Cyn is defeated at last, the now mature and 75% less autistic Uzi becomes the new head of the WDF and a representative for all dronekind, integrating C9 into the New Federation
No.241538
Anonymous
Image:175097407971.jpg(76kB, 809x740)Red.jpg
>Stand proud writerfag, you cooked.
No.241539
Anonymous
Replies:>>241544
>>241532
Wonder when/if Toby's gonna work up the nerve to try and top that little crackhead. He's funny, he's upsetting (in a way that makes him even funnier), great fight, great theme...
No.241540
Anonymous
>>241536
I have a lot of ideas for Veteran AU and Sover War and I'm going to write a lot, I hope other anons will too.
No.241541
Anonymous
>>241523
heh, neat
No.241542
Anonymous
Replies:>>241546
Image:175097594747.jpg(298kB, 1674x1325)femcel.jpg
>First Mutant
>Still the best one
Is Abby unstoppable
No.241543
Anonymous
Replies:>>241556
Image:175097617407.jpg(222kB, 1029x799)Leto II.jpg
>A DD with twintails sauntered out of the ship with a look of pure misery, holding a dented bugle
>She raised the horn to her lips and blew out a few discordant notes, then pulled a handful of flash cards out of her coat pocket
>She cleared her throat and said:
"Presenting..."
>Already she was sighing
"Supreme Empress Uzi Doorman, The Exponential End, The Solver of the Absolute Fabric, The Void, Sovereign of Copper-9, Master of Darkness, Queen of the Singularity, Se-"
>She stopped to wince
>"Sexiest Drone who ever lived... For all eternity."
>The horrific creature slithered forward then reared up like a cobra, spreading out a multitude of clawed arms
>In a shrill (and faintly jewish sounding) voice, she shouted:
"Yes, it is I! The Absolute End, The Solver of the Void, The Empress of-"
>Her head snapped to the direction of a grunt who whispered something to the man beside him, and she shrieked
"WHO SAID THAT?!"
>Everyone stepped away from the poor grunt, whose face twisted into a grimace that said "Fuck, I'm gonna die."
>The Empress pointed a claw at him and said
"Yeah, I'm talking to you! Spill it!"
>He tugged his collar and said
"You uh... The pigtail girl already said your name."
>She raised her claws to her face and groaned
>Suddenly a half-empty whiskey flask was thrown at Uzi's face
>Everybody turned to look at Old Man Jenkins, the last known survivor of Earth, who said
"You ain't the Solver! I seen't her! She was a little girl with a funny voice!"
>Uzi grabbed the flask with telekinesis and chucked it back at the old man, knocking him backwards out of his wheelchair
>The entire crowd gasped and looked back at Uzi
>All she could say was
"HE STARTED IT!"
No.241544
Anonymous
Replies:>>241545
>>241539
Toby won't.
No.241545
Anonymous
No.241546
Anonymous
>>241542
>the best one
*the only one that even remotely fits into MD's aesthetic
No.241547
Anonymous
she looks like sukuna.
No.241548
Anonymous
>>241523
i appreciate you working on this but god i hate multiverses
No.241549
Anonymous
Image:175097769420.jpg(1.77MB, 1920x3413)government.jpg
>>241523
this entity will continue... and this entity will not.
No.241550
Anonymous
Replies:>>241553
Image:175097786817.jpg(361kB, 2000x2000)81ipHpuLjIL.jpg
okay, which OC is getting the shadow crystal and freedom motif
Putting all my bets on Jane
No.241551
Anonymous
Image:175097788074.png(3.70MB, 1864x2300)alicsex.png
No.241552
Anonymous
>>241551
>Alice doesn't realize N is actually older than her and just looks young because he's a teenage vampire
No.241553
Anonymous
>>241550
Oh absolutely Jane
Or Negev
No.241554
Anonymous
Image:175097882314.jpg(588kB, 1170x1984)Spoiler image
Uh oh, looks like N is getting cheated on
No.241555
Anonymous
Replies:>>241557
Image:175097900946.png(140kB, 1355x1227)523b04f3cf79ca5556f658fb2a6f056a.png
>>241554
m-mommy?
No.241556
Anonymous
No.241557
Anonymous
>>241555
kek oh nooooo
No.241558
Anonymous
>>241551
lucky bastard
>EXXXTRA THICK TAIL
FUCKING UNF
No.241559
Anonymous
>>241554
God, this is going to break the boy's heart.
No.241560
Anonymous
>>241554
drawing of n killing tenna when
No.241561
Anonymous
>>241551
Damn, he keeps making great MD content.
No.241562
Anonymous
Image:175097971456.png(476kB, 1121x708)103433b7ad91fa408aea387b4591f224.png
>>241554
SKIBIDI TOILET W-WON?
No.241563
Anonymous
>>241554
To be fair Tenna’s basically ASKING to get his organs touched, I mean seriously
No.241564
Anonymous
>>241554
I saw Steaks randomly on my twitter with some deltarune scribbles. are the Drawfags betraying us?
No.241565
Anonymous
>>241532
>Spamton makes a [DEAL] with "Cyn"
>He thought he was getting [FREEDOM]
>But now he's just a puppet on invisible strings
No.241566
Anonymous
Replies:>>241569
>>241564
The real trvke is that half the people on /md/ historically have been /utg/fags
No.241567
Anonymous
Abby sounds nasally
No.241568
Anonymous
>>241554
She… Lives
No.241569
Anonymous
Replies:>>241570
>>241554
> tall robot man
> heart fixation
SHE CANNOT STOP

>>241564
>>241566
or, you know
people got lives and interests aside from exclusively md
No.241570
Anonymous
>>241569
I remember someone bringing up the topic of /utg/ early last year and there being a bunch of replies from people admitting they did/do use /utg/
>people got lives and interests aside from exclusively md
yes that’s what I (second post) said
No.241571
Anonymous
Image:175098302992.gif(2MB, 250x158)1578365101855.gif
> the femanon has returned to the wild
its like a cryptid sighting
this is a good omen
No.241572
Anonymous
Replies:>>241574
>>241537
Sounds interesting Anon, but why do they need to go to Earth to destroy Cyn instead of just killing Uzi?
No.241573
Anonymous
Replies:>>241576
>>241551
Baby-making nanites are stored in the tail. The fatter the tail, the more babies she's ready to make.
No.241574
Anonymous
>>241572
Well it's not to kill Cyn, I had to simplify. It's more accurate to say that it's to sever the connection between her and the Solver to free her and the other hosts from its control.
My AU's Solver is kind of like a magic system where the more drone cores a host consumes, the stronger they become. However, that also makes it easier to succumb to the Solver's control. Tessa autistically fed Cyn a fuckton of cores to make her powers stronger, not realizing it made it easier for the Solver to possess her. Eventually the connection gets strong enough to form a "rift" through which the Solver's influence can cross without limit. This is what Earth's singlarity is, and what Uzi and the humans want to stop.
No.241575
Anonymous
What if MD-Dandadan fusion?
No.241576
Anonymous
>>241573
but Alice's tail is fake
is she sterile?
No.241577
Anonymous
Image:175098487094.jpg(89kB, 591x1016)Drone_mitsi.jpg
No.241578
Anonymous
Replies:>>241579
My WD model V wife got a software update and her personality matrix got switched over to a DD model V matrix
No.241579
Anonymous
>>241578
did you try turning it off and back on again
No.241580
Anonymous
Image:175098555244.jpg(444kB, 1933x1080)Screenshot_2024-03-13-23-32-26-415_com.google.android.youtube-edit.jpg
>>241554
WHAT
No.241581
Anonymous
Image:175098558168.png(73kB, 436x260)frong.png
pauline....
No.241582
Anonymous
>>241554
Ngl I'm crying (😭!) at this goofy stereoscope or whadayacallit still being such an interest, I fogror she was into that
No.241583
Anonymous
Replies:>>241584
>>241581
>"Drawfag! Drawfag! I want Tsuyu Asui!!"
>"We have Tsuyu Asui at home."
>Tsuyu Asui at home:
No.241584
Anonymous
Replies:>>241585
>>241583
>Pauline is Pomni! Brother
vs
>Pauline is Tsuyu Asui! Sister
No.241585
Anonymous
>>241584
Telepod
No.241586
Anonymous
Replies:>>241589
>>241576
>Is she sterile
She has a kid in canon. Like Yeva. And Nori. CFL drones are made for this
Shame they slimed Amda before she could get herself some
No.241587
Anonymous
>>241581
I want to hold that thing and watch it cry
No.241588
Anonymous
Image:175098641056.jpg(3.07MB, 6100x2800)ud483r.jpg
goober squad
No.241589
Anonymous
Replies:>>241598
>>241586
>She has a kid in canon.
Beau was probably kidnapped.
No.241590
Anonymous
>>241576
stored in the tail, anon, not generated in the tail.
No.241591
Anonymous
Replies:>>241592
Video:175098737438.mp4(1.25MB / 0:00:06 / avc1, 720x1280)173985653003.mp4
No.241592
Anonymous
>>241591
damn rat drone stole so much from my kitchen it's turned into a blimp
No.241593
Anonymous
Replies:>>241594
I need a specific image from these threads
Uzi plushie that says "You're a dissapointment"
No.241594
Anonymous
Image:175098774771.jpg(67kB, 497x615)1699027573084.jpg
>>241593
No.241595
Anonymous
Replies:>>241599
I gave my drone ferro fluid to play with. She drank it and got drunk off it.
No.241596
Anonymous
Image:175098823764.png(175kB, 1054x586)173885949928.png
N sitting his kids down and gently explaining why he's divorcing his BITCH WHORE OF A FUCKING WIFE GOD DAMN SLUT
No.241597
Anonymous
Drones aren't real, they're just short people with helmets. Wake up sheeple!
No.241598
Anonymous
>>241589
How? She was trapped in Cabin Fever the whole time.
No.241599
Anonymous
>>241595
What you want me to do, fucking take care of it, help them sleep it off.
No.241600
Anonymous
>>241554
>Does exactly the same thing with yet another tumblr sexyman character.
Damn. They say autism is harder to spot in women but it definitely fucking isn't with Izz.
No.241601
Anonymous
Image:175098984396.jpg(74kB, 572x614)Arbist.jpg
>Mom i want drawfag.
>We have a drawfag at home.
>The drawfag at home:
No.241602
Anonymous
Image:175099067947.gif(134kB, 142x148)1750308347610593.gif
>>241596
No.241603
Anonymous
Image:175099080191.png(356kB, 1300x1056)The Eye talk continuation.png
John and Eye lore drop
>1/2 plus bonus page
No.241604
Anonymous
Image:175099081513.png(704kB, 1300x1056)The Eye talk final destination.png
>>241603
>2/2
No.241605
Anonymous
Image:175099082994.png(195kB, 926x963)The Eye talk aftermath.png
>>241604
>Da bonus page
No.241606
Anonymous
Replies:>>241610
Sex with serial designation J.
No.241607
Anonymous
They're taking the Oogis to Isengard
No.241608
Anonymous
No.241609
Anonymous
>>241596
I love her
No.241610
Anonymous
Image:175099140999.jpg(78kB, 512x626)Jex.jpg
>>241606
Ok
No.241611
Anonymous
No.241612
Anonymous
Replies:>>241613
https://x.com/amazlngnature/status/1938298012528185635?s=46&t=M6INdZcodmld7LQQW8prEg
Pauline moment
No.241613
Anonymous
>>241612
>Laying in bed with Pauline.
>She just starts to slowly rotate and wrap the blankets around herself until she's completely consumed by them.
No.241614
Anonymous
>oogi crawls out of the hive, as billowing white smoke pours out, coughing and wheezing
>she sees the human standing above her, watching the destruction of her people
>"Why?" oogi asks
>"You know why..." the man spits and turns to walk away
>he briefly stops, his fists clenching as he looks back at her, "Pearl Harbor."
No.241615
Anonymous
Replies:>>241624
Image:175099235534.jpg(41kB, 346x346)Hrot.jpg
>"Gamma Actual, this is Control, what is your situation?"
>.............
>"Gamma Actual, Control here, requesting response"
>....................
>"Gamma Actual, this is-"

>The Liquidator lunged forward, fighting down his own disgust at what he was doing, and wrenched the communication gear from his former commander's head
>He briefly separated his helmet from his mask and haphazardly wedged the device into such a position where the output could be clearly heard and the input was more or less near his mouth
>He resealed his suit, and tried not to think about whatever fluids he had just touched
>It probably didn't matter either way, given what he'd seen thus far

>"Control, this is Gamma Two. Gamma Actual is down."
>"Shut the fuck up for a minute and stop giving my position away."

>There was another pause on the radio
>Gamma Two took advantage of the silence to back away from the last place he'd seen danger come from, his legs swishing through the knee-deep water
>The charred, nondescript mass of meat that had been the squad's primary target faded away into the shadows of the underground, leaving Gamma Two alone with his radio and his fear and his half-empty weapon
>The Liquidator took a deep breath, then hit the transmit button on his communications device and spoke

>"Control, this is Gamma Two, send your traffic"

>The radio at the other end clicked on, but he could only hear a muffled conversation somewhere far away from the microphone for some time before he received a response

>"Gamma Two, confirm, what is your situation?"
>"Confirm status of Gamma Actual"
>"Confirm status of Gamma Squad"

>Gamma Two lit a waterproof flare and tossed it out to give himself better awareness as he kept moving

>"Repeat, Control, Gamma Actual is down"

>The Liquidator froze for a moment as he heard movement somewhere behind him and spun around
>Even with the light of his flare, he could discern nothing from behind the thick chainglass of his mask's visor
>He waited a moment longer before continuing

>"I got this radio off of Gamma Actual's head."
>"I don't know where the rest of her is."
>"Location of the rest of the squad is unknown"
>"Infestation level in this area is higher than previously believed"

>Gamma Two took a deep breath, choking back a sob

>"Do not send reinforcements, this is a meat grinder."
>"I've heard giggling, and seen some yellow lights."
>"Disassembly Drones may have entered the area."
>"This whole gridsquare may be a lost cause."

>The Liquidator ripped another two flares from his pouch and tossed them before and behind himself
>The sounds of movement were getting closer
>Control was quiet for a very long time as he double-checked to make sure the igniter on his flamethrower was still hot and confirmed how much fuel he had left
>The operator's voice was very quiet when next they spoke

>"Affirmative Gamma, retreat if possible, we will have friendlies waiting at confirmed safe-points"

>Down the tunnels, far past the warm, flickering red glow of his flares, Gamma Two saw cold, sharp, neon-yellow X's scurrying about
>Even through the strange echo of the underground space and the crackle of his radio and the hissing of the flares at his feet, he began to hear hysterical, strangled laughter once again

>"Roger Control, will send traffic when safe to do so"

>The liquidator gripped his weapon tighter and clenched his jaw
>Disassembly Drones tended to falter when dealing with heat
>A jet of jellied fuel, burning hotter than an industrial furnace and resistant to most methods of extinguishing, should be effective
>But then again, the putrid water in this infested section of the city's underground was up to his knees, and even deeper in some spots, and the so called "Murder Drones" were known to be durable
>It was going to be a tossup as to if his weapon would be enough to put his attackers down or if the cooling effect of the murky liquid all around them would be enough to keep the modified drone's regeneration systems working well enough for them to claw him apart before they perished

>Gamma Two took aim as the skittering masses of white metal and yellow lights and silver hair began to close in
>The rattle of claws on concrete and maddened laughter filled his ears, drowning out the continued radio chatter from Control
>He remembered what Gamma Actual would say before each deployment, and repeated it under his breath

>"Sell yourself dearly."

>Flames erupted as the laughter reached a crescendo and slavering, fang-lined mouths began to come forward and seize upon anything they could reach

-end-

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No.241616
Anonymous
>>241614
those savages had it coming
No.241617
Anonymous
>>241614
Those bastards ruined my diorama. I needed it to past history!
No.241618
Anonymous
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No.241619
Anonymous
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>>241603
>>241604
when did John become Nyarladroneteph
No.241620
Anonymous
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>>241604
why is red from nes godzilla creepypasta there
No.241621
Anonymous
>>241619
Felt like making him more expressive with this one
No.241622
Anonymous
>>241618
Cute mutant.
No.241623
Anonymous
>>241620
Tbh subconsciously drew him because I was listening to said creepypasta when drawing. So I left him in there as a little easter egg along with another one. If you're able to find it you'll get a GRAND prize
No.241624
Anonymous
>>241615
Damn good green man
I like the grim aspect of the Liquidators