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TFS Abridged Parody Episode 42
http://teamfourstar.com/video/tfs-movie-cooler-2-return-coolers-revenge-reckoning/
The site seems busy so you might want to lower your picture quality (the footage it's based on is too old for it to be noticeable).
>>88849
Kinda disappointed in this one. It had its hilarious moments, sure, but on the whole seemed rather rushed, a bit short, and lacked any lengthy or in-depth jokes. It was basically all one-liners and simple cuts. I get the impression the team really didn't like the movie, and so rushed it out just to get it out of the way while they're working on the Cell Saga. Super Android 13 will probably get the same treatment because it's also a fairly "meh" movie.
[spoilers] IMO the best part was finally making it Abridged!Canon that Yajirobe and Korin are lovers, instead of beating around the proverbial catbox.[/spoilers]
>>88865
I don’t think they could’ve done much with Cooler 2: Revenge Boogaloo even if they gave it their all.
Personally, if they ever get that far, I want to see what they do with Battle of Gods.
Still waiting for DBZ Abridged Kai 2, BTW.
>>88865
>>88866
> lacked any lengthy or in-depth jokes
I think that's mostly because the original movie, despite being the same length as most of the rest, didn't have as much stuff to work with: there are no minions to banter with, just a bunch of identical robots plus a guy we already met in a previous movie.
>rushed it out just to get it out of the way while they're working on the Cell Saga
If that were the case, they'd probably hold off on it until season three was over, given Return of Cooler doesn't "happen" until just before the Cell Games (hence the joke about Dende being on Earth at the end).
>>88867
Most of the movies are impossible to place in the canon timeline. It's not worth trying to figure it out. If Dende were already on Earth, Goku and Gohan would have already trained up on the lookout. Either him or Vegeta would have handed all those Coolers their shiny metal ass. Here, it's pretty clear they're at early-android saga levels of strength. Also, Trunks is nowhere to be found.
I actually thought this took longer than the first one, but turns out it was two years and three months vs. two years and one month.
TFS DragonBall Z Kai Abridged …
>>89213
>I have a big…meaty…vagina.
That and Vegeta’s reaction = me losing my shit and laughing for a solid minute afterwards.
http://www.thecinemasnob.com/midnight-screenings/midnight-screenings-dragon-ball-z-battle-of-gods-and-the-big-lebowski
http://teamfourstar.com/video/tfs-abridged-parody-episode-43-2/
Youtube to follow.
>>89463
It's fucking ridiculous how tight the writing in this show has gotten.
>>89463
>Is that me? Is that me stronger than me?! … I’LL KILL ME!
Vegeta: still the best.
I must say, it's refreshing to see a villain who has legitimate concerns about his well-being. Every villain this season has been extremely overconfident and has either curb-stomped the heroes or been curb-stomped by the heroes in short order. Here's a guy who's smart enough to realize when he's outmatched without needing to get almost destroyed first.
>>89480
Nope, never. I have a general idea of the key characters, but this is literally the first time I'm seeing this story.
>>89481
I actually know a few people who watch DBZA who haven't seen DBZ. It's fun seeing their reactions to stuff.
Personally I barely remember the original show. I haven't seen it in like a decade. It's fun when a twist I don't remember at all shows up.
>>89482
Yeah, I actually forgot that Cell was also from the future. That was a surprise.
>>89484
Yeah, in making things up as he goes, Toriyama created a myriad of alternate timelines all in one go.
There's Trunks' worst timeline where androids ruin everything
There's Cell's bad timeline where Trunks kills the androids somehow (perhaps simply by using the self destruct button) but is killed by Cell before he can go back in time to let everyone in on the good news.
And then there's the real timeline that Trunks and Cell travel into.
http://teamfourstar.com/video/ygotas-episode-62-winged-dragon-rawr/
Well that was unexpected.
So I guess this is the Abridged Series general. Right?
A few years ago there was this one good Eva abridged series (among the ocean of others that ranged from decent to "oh god why") but the channel and videos were deleted when Youtube began purging copyrighted content and I guess the original team gave up and disbanded. I reuploaded them, though all I had were low-quality FLVs, and I've ran into the same copyright problems. But I just didn't want that series to be forgotten.
https://www.youtube.com/user/KeiAyanami
And if anyone wants a download
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/qg4v681154sg4//NGE%20Abridged
Are there any good non-TFS abridged shows out there?
I would love to see some good ones based on '90s/early 2000s shows, but anything is fine with me so long as it’s entertaining.
>>90282
I found Outlaw Star Abridged to be some of the funniest shit I've ever seen, even better than DBZA at times. I don't know what happened, though, because their last episode was total garbage (literally as if a completely different, and very incompetent team made it) and then they dropped off the map. *sigh* Well, at least we got four episodes out of it.
//youtube.com/watch?v=jUWyGjxVLXo
>I was having a ninja dream, too, but it ended.
Hah.
>>90282
Only two episodes long but this one is great. Makes fun of Abridged series more than the actual show though.
//youtube.com/watch?v=pkTZnM2J3BI
//youtube.com/watch?v=0jw_hC0eAiU
These are also good: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?annotation_id=annotation_25430&feature=iv&list=PLB15D5B2DAF3D5BEA&src_vid=pkTZnM2J3BI
//youtube.com/watch?v=xZxzc9X4jBI
Purpleeyes "exists" uuuuu~
>>90342
not one of his best but I'm always happy to see hes still making stuff
//youtube.com/watch?v=Q8g9c61wE4U
Wow, it's been a month already? I think that music that played at the end is from the Megas XLR soundtrack.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zkQbEGA707w
Gfdi, I love Purpleeyes.
//youtube.com/watch?v=GhhG6_VPsl4
Holy shit.
This is depressing.
This seems the most appropriate thread to place this.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm23271272
I never thought I'd live to see the next episode of Code MENT; I stand corrected.
//youtube.com/watch?v=72mcTwEleno
New DBZA episode on Team Fourstar's site.
Gotta say, they're really good at making things threatening and funny at the same time. It's quite impressive.
//youtube.com/watch?v=XX3WOgyrB8E
Less tease and more content next time, PurpleEyesWTF.
>>91669
//youtube.com/watch?v=iizc_8SPNTI
I said less tease and more content!
New DBZA is out.
Kikou-gof**kyourself.
>>91747
http://teamfourstar.com/video/dragonball-z-abridged-episode-48-advanced-geometry/
Links for the lazy.
>>91752
I must have missed something. Since when can Goku pop in and out of reality like that?
Not necessarily anime, but close enough:
//youtube.com/watch?v=H4uTXObQofg
>>92124
Woof. This looks dire. Like, worse than Titan Abridged or Renegade For Life even.
Well, now you can judge for yourself. Episode 1 of FF7:MA is out!
//youtube.com/watch?v=IvnkWNW8x6c
If you were hoping to see HUA this weekend, you’re shit out of luck—it’s delayed until December at the earliest. There is an upside to that bit of bad news, though.
//youtube.com/watch?v=iMjLsc5nAQw
And Super Android 13 Abridged is out, which means we’ll be seeing Broly in 2016.
Get hype.
That was the best thing they've put out all year by a mile.
So glad they referenced this video.
//youtube.com/watch?v=Fwj91-uHDa8
//youtube.com/watch?v=fH3X2U9t2P0
Good stuff. Team 4 Star still has the touch. I loved the Bastion references the most.
>>92392
>DAT WEEKLYTUBESHOW REFERENCE
Perfect.
//youtube.com/watch?v=Fwj91-uHDa8
http://teamfourstar.com/video/dragonball-z-abridged-episode-51-the-perfect-guy/
>>92542
One of the best episodes they've ever fucking done.
>>92542
Every time a new one is out I get happy, and then at the end I feel pissed there isn't more.
>>92547
On the bright side: if all goes as TFS says it will, we'll be getting three episodes of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged in 2016 (the one we were supposed to get this year and the two promised for 2016).
TFS uploaded Episodes 1-3 of Hellsing Ultimate Abridged as one whole video to the TFS YouTube account today. In the video description, they mention that the next HUA episode will be out by the end of the month.
WELL IT'S ABOUT BLOODY TIME.
//youtube.com/watch?v=rbor4bNVhp8
I think the Papal Knights scene went on a bit too long tbh. Could have cut a group or two and shaved down Maxwell's rant.
>>92693
Solid episode otherwise, though. Seras was a blast here.
Questions of execution aside, I think the concept of changing Maxwell's motivation to reflect irl Papal changes is funny enough by itself.
It was the scareshot of that horrible, amateur "restoration" from a few years back that got me. HA has always either been complete knockouts or misses but god damn.
>>92696
Oh, that was a legit genius move on TFS’s part.
Tiki this is for you
https://youtu.be/P0F3abTKl_4
>>92713
The weirdest part of this and the 2nd one is that the aged nature of DBZAS1 is such that this is actually way better.
>>92716
There really isn't a better Canadian way of saying "I'm pure evil."
http://teamfourstar.com/video/dragonball-z-abridged-episode-52-flashpoint/
Dat use of the DBZ dub music.
>>92763
Trunks and Krillin are sort of the logically driven characters straight men characters in TFSA, there is something about the mundane mediation of their dialogue that really dynamic.
>>92765
Their chemistry is fantastic. It really makes for entertaining viewing.
>>92767
>Are Team4Star going to upload on YouTube any more?
They just uploaded an episode breakdown last week and the last video takedown (Super Android 13) was reversed.
>>92767
They usually wait a day or three before uploading episodes to YouTube.
See? They just uploaded it to YT.
//youtube.com/watch?v=BGV6QjtdulY
>>92770
Cool. I was worried they wouldn't upload it to YT.
Good episode. I'm liking Perfect Cells voice now that he is speaking more than that silly introduction poem.
>TeamFourStar has been terminated because we received multiple third-party claims of copyright infringement regarding material the user posted.
FUCK. OFF.
>>92783
At least the site is still up. This doesn't mean DBZA will stop, it just wont be on youtube.
>>92783
And Team Four Star have confirmed the complaints weren't from FUNimation, so we don't even known at whose behest this is supposed to be.
>>92785
Given the DMCA claim on Episode 52 is credited to Toei…well, that kinda says it all.
>>92771
I spoke too soon. Goddamnit.
//youtube.com/watch?v=2eHbJ9U8YLY
TFS does its own #WTFU video about its channel being nuked and un-nuked.
I was finally unable to get through the annual episode of YTAS.
Kind of liberating, in a way.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_OtGtyv0FVc
Not their best in my opinion, but I enjoyed it. Dr. Wheel being the straight man between him and Kochin works pretty well.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AIxv9LynH1g
World's Strongest abridged is up.
>>92976
...why would you not link to the official upload?
It was a mistake. I tried fixing it but my post wasn't showing up. I am so sorry.
Would've preferred if it was the next episode but this was still nice.
Dr. Wheel was pretty damn funny.
Wow, that was kinda depressing. In a good way.
>>92980
I can't wait for the next episode either, but yeah, this was nice.
Plus, a movie is a nice way to mark 2 million subscribers.
Welp. Team Four Star just went fucking crazy.
//youtube.com/watch?v=Mfa6zIS-zpI
DBZA #53: “My Body is a Temple’O’Trunks”
http://teamfourstar.com/video/dbza-episode-53-body-templeotrunks/
I really dig Taka's Cell (especially in Perfect form), just like I did with Littlekuriboh's Freeza.
>>93050
The writing is superb for Perfect Cell. “You couldn’t begin to fathom the number of dead men behind me” is one of the best lines they’ve ever written.
TFS really stepped their game up on every level for this arc.
>>93051
Agreed. I loved that line and "Does Hogan know...that you let him die?", followed by dramatic tidal waves.
As an aside, I'm kind of looking forward to Fence becoming guardian of Earth, even if that was kind of touched on a little in Return of Cooler.
I find it really impressive that Abridged is a better Dragon Ball Z than Dragon Ball Z.
>>93054
I’d honestly love to know the thought process behind their writing. Of all the things they talk about in the Breakdowns and such, that seems to be the thing they avoid talking in great detail.
>>93054
I feel it is because Team4Star really love DBZ and what to share their love for it, and it shows.
>>93054
Ehhh, I kinda think their writing gets tacky sometimes. They've got a certain amount of wanking off to their favorite characters and when they try to do a serious scene it usually falls flat on its face. I love it as a parody, but I don't hold any illusions that the're improving it by writing it funnier.
>>93058
Still, I'd love a peek into their thought processes and such when they go to write a new episode.
>>93059
I was just thinking about that. I would love an episode breakdown type thing, but with the scripting process.
>>93048
Expect the Hikari no Willpower cover up for download soon! Really, spectacularly happy with how it came out, as well as the response to it. — https://twitter.com/KaiserNeko/status/739649312817287170
>>93061
And here you go: //youtube.com/watch?v=nOjlr42RVjg
DBZ Abridged: Episode 54
//youtube.com/watch?v=x4E5hzC8Xvs
>>93302
They just keep knocking it out of the park.
Man I love DBZA, but it's been running for 8 years and there's some really er... "time capsule" jokes in there.
All that Freaky Alien Genotype stuff, woof.
>>93347
Yeah, the gay jokes have not aged well. There aren’t too horribly many of them, though, so at least it doesn’t overshadow the rest of the good jokes.
DragonBall Z Abridged: Episode 55
//youtube.com/watch?v=8EuyySqI3EA
Screw you 16, penguins are a great choice of favorite bird!
>>93424
Man, after a string of great episodes, that one just kinda felt “meh” in comparison. Not that it was bad, but it wasn't as good as the past three or four episodes.
But I will say this: Popo stealing the show is always hilarious.
>>93425
I believe the joke is that they are a bird that can't fly.
I know it’s not anime, but it is an Abridging—and the winner of Team Four Star’s TIBA contest!
//youtube.com/watch?v=qAXW4CktofY
WE CAN BEND THE RULES THIS ONE TIME, DAMMIT
I risked the top 5 of the contest but weirdly only Batman and Super Friends were very good. YYH mostly didn't land, ST was kind of bland, and NGE I only got to the song before going "OKAY, I GET IT, CHRIST"
>>93515
The Star Trek one reminded me a bit of sealab, but not as good. Still liked it though.
>>93516
It's important to remember that the first episode of SeaLab 2021 wasn't perfect, either. (And you’re not the only one to make that comparison—several of the TIBA judges said much the same thing.)
>>93517
Very true. And yep, I remember them saying at the end that it was very Williams Street-esque. Good Williams Street. I enjoyed it quite a bit and want more.
Also, many of these entries made me want to try my hand at abridging as well, but I don't have a lot of time and I don't think I would do that good a job anyway, so I don't know.
>>93518
>I enjoyed it quite a bit and want more.
In the video where they talked about how they’d won TIBA, Team Slap said the highly positive response to Star Wrecked—and the whole “winning TIBA” thing—has ensured further adventures of the Enterprise will show up alongside their other parody series, A Slap on Titan. (PRAISE THE WALLS!)
>>93519
I didn't see their response. This pleases me. I should check their other stuff out. I liked some of the other finalists too, but yeah, team slap did a good job.
//youtube.com/watch?v=uNyAfXOTG5A
Your new show-stealing duo: Dende and Popo!
>>93574
Oh, and for those wondering about the video with Android 16, check #4 here: http://www.kanzenshuu.com/translations/db-full-color-artificial-humans-cell-arc-03/
That TFS animated this bit of trivia — something Toei was unlikely to ever do in any way — and did so in a way that fits in both the DBZA storyline and the DBZ animation itself is proof of just how damn much these guys love Dragon Ball.
>>93576
I love when they touch on lore like that. I love that thing in general, but TFS did a good job in particular with that.
>>93587
I did appreciate the "MY HOT ASIAN WIFE" shout-out/reference to pro wrestler Karl Anderson, tho’.
>>93589
Howbcould you not do pro-wrestling references with Mr Satan?
Also, Hercule was my favorite member of the Club.
DBcember has started over on TFS’s website. This year’s countdown? The best villains! And after the countdown finishes, we all get a special surprise! WEN BROLY? CHRISTMAS.
WEN BROLY? NOW BROLY...PART 1.
http://teamfourstar.com/dragonball-z-abridged-movie-broly-the-legendary-super-saiyan-part-1/
They said soon, which is too vague. Best guess is around New Year's
>>93621
https://twitter.com/KaiserNeko/status/813805479579238400
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fMihrAbG4RY
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged 7 is out
>>93629
Gotdamn, that was good.
But I guess that's a matter of perspective.
The full Broly Abridged will be released (WEN?) later today.
>>93653
Holy shit, that was great. Vegeta is the MVP of this movie for basically saying what everyone thought about Broly.
Also, so glad they paid off the running gag with Korin and Yaijirobe.
>>93657
>Was the ending song completely original or a parody?
According to TFS's post-Broly livestream last night: Yes, it was completely original. But thirty seconds into recording the original version, they said to themselves, "This sounds too much like 'Trogdor'." Since parodying "Trogdor" was not their intent, they went back and made it a bit less "Trogdor"-ish.
One more thing: Go watch "Broly Abridged" on YouTube with the closed captions/subtitles turned on. You will not regret it.
>>93663
And they are Lani-approved: https://twitter.com/Lanipator/status/819802177870794754
Question: What do you believe makes an abridged series work well? In other words, what makes you want to keep watching an abridged series, and what makes you want to drop one?
>>93665
I think different approaches can work, depending on execution, but in my opinion, the best abridged series have a good balance of humor and drama (a peanutbutter and jelly scenario where each element accentuates the flavor of the other) with the humor being well-timed and delivered and with the drama not being too over the top and just offering enough tension to keep you engaged (same goes for action, which I can't believe I forgot/ lumped in with drama). My ideal abridged series is also a bit of a love letter to the franchise its based upon, while taking into consideration everything I covered above. That's just me though.
>>93680
That was fun. I hope they do one or two more of those before the next episode.
>>93681
If we somehow, against all odds, get a nod to Kaiser's Lupin abridged, I will grin so hard.
But that's not likely.
//youtube.com/watch?v=j2Y0VqeKxyg
I love it how Yugi got schooled.
Not sure how many more of these we are getting, but who else do you think we'll get? I'm betting on Alucard or Luffy.
>>93699
>I'm pretty sure GanXingba is dead
Do you just mean he stopped making videos on his own website or did you forget he's still doing voice acting in DBZA?
>>93706
Oh yeah, I forgot that. I'm still sad his atla abridged is dead.
teamfourstar got rid of the episode progress bar on their website
why would they do that
i want it back
>>93716
No clue.
Also: They ran a poll on Twitter about who was the best Jojo protag through Part Four, so I would assume we are gonna see a Jojo x Cell video for the next Cell Games thingy.
>>93716
Because it barely meant anything, and they thought it was misleading to keep it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5XJKbvEPuFQ
Not what I expected or what I wanted, but still entertaining.
>>93720
Well that is just disturbing as fuck.
Kaiser confirmed that Episode 57 of DBZA would not be out this month — but new Cell Vs. videos will be released every Friday until, assumedly, the new episode is released.
>>93724
Sad to hear that, but I can understand. At least we are getting steady content until then.
This week on Cell Vs., Cell takes on the Blue Blur and his big red muscle!
//youtube.com/watch?v=hAfONEwrrsE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BCftH2rDVzo
I quite enjoyed this episode.
Also, Antfish may no longer be doing his JoJo series, but this seems like the sequel to his JoJoabridged, even if some of the jokes aren't as good. I still enjoy it.
//youtube.com/watch?v=GaJI_LcGT6Y
>>93746
Honestly I feel like his PB series was kinda weak compared to the original SC OVA series anyway, so this is a better use of his time.
>>93747
I liked it, but it wasn't as good as his original JoJo series. This, however, despite being done by somebody different, has his blessing and is of about that same quality.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ca3qvbdFSZk
Kenshiro vs Cell
>>93749
This one is my favorite of the bunch so far. Incredible editing job.
https://twitter.com/teamfourstar/status/834902407146582016
A brief "Super" interlude.
//youtube.com/watch?v=hQe4H7dgvbU
I was expecting Jojo or something (not sure how many more of these we have left), but this is pretty cool. Cell vs Anime is my favorite thing right now.
//youtube.com/watch?v=U6-SdIN0hsM
//youtube.com/watch?v=cq2_sT6y1rk
Probably more /co/ than anything, but it's an abridged thing from WTS so I thought I would post it here.
WAN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUNCH
//youtube.com/watch?v=Pz7q5XiW87o
https://twitter.com/teamfourstar/status/838902120430649344
Goku and Beerus discuss specific culinary tastes.
>>93763
"It's an abomination and I now believe Zamasu did nothing wrong." is one of my favorite lines in any of these.
>>93764
"Excuse you and your entire race?" was my favorite, if only because I am not overtly familiar with "Super" and its villains.
>>93765
I loved that one too. Great delivery on that line.
//youtube.com/watch?v=L5EgpeFviJo
Oh, so there's more. Cool! Loved the pacing on this one.
>>93780
Christ, Jessie’s voice was perfect. (And that last line is a legit gutbuster.)
http://teamfourstar.com/dragon-ball-z-abridged-episode-57-opening-serumonies/
FINALLY
>>93789
//youtube.com/watch?v=DMZuBSJ3LEc
and youtoobes link
TODAYS FIGHTAN DAY
>>93792
Well worth the wait.
If past seasons are any indicator, we have three more episodes left to this season and episode 60 will be split up into parts.
>>93799
Fair enough. Regardless, looking forward to how they tackle the Cell Games now that they are underway.
>>93800
I am still amazed at the work they did with Episode 57 and getting Mr. Satan (and company) out of the way. Not to mention the potential for what could happen with Videl after what happened to Mr. Satan (and if that remains a permanent thing).
>>93801
>Not to mention the potential for what could happen with Videl after what happened to Mr. Satan (and if that remains a permanent thing).
They could cut out all the Cell Game scenes of Mr. Satan like they cut out the scenes the anime added of Ginyu (though they'd need to come up with a different explanation of what the world thought happened), but he's in way too much stuff in the Buu arc to stay dead.
Or, y'know... Dragon Balls are a thing.
They're already going to wish back all the cell victims.
>>93821
Outlaw Star Abridged has been removed a long time ago. I have accepted this reality.
SAO abridged 11 came out recently, but that too was stricken before it could even come to Youtube, so it's on Facebook.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=492246297566426&id=196764863781239&__tn__=C
DBZA 58 is out. Im phone postong so someone else post the link please.
//youtube.com/watch?v=tLzV7fgdlvs
The episode premiered on Twitch an hour earlier. They had to reset about 40 seconds in for a desync issue, but it worked otherwise.
I can't remember, did Goku really never come up with any of his own attacks? I vaguely remember him using some, at least briefly, but I get the feeling any of them could have been anime filler.
>>93860
The “Dragon Ball” Wiki says the Dragon Fist (“a punch that causes an explosion, summoning a golden dragon to either wrap around the enemy and disintegrate with him, or devour them”) is “the only one of Goku's techniques that he invented entirely on his own”. And even then, it was only used in two of the movies (“Super Android 13” and “Wrath of the Dragon”).
>>93861
Oh, and apparently he used it in “GT”, but who the fuck counts “GT”?
>>93864
Between this episode and the last, I like the idea that Cell is actually pretty cool with Yamcha.
>>93865
Of course Cell likes him. Yamcha is like a puppy: Non-threatening and easily kickable.
//youtube.com/watch?v=VXmOOXMg8Wc
DragonBall Z Abridged: Episode 59 - #CellGames
>>93907
That teaser at the end was cute.
Also, can't wait for Gohan to go SS2, which will probably be how episode 60 ends.
>>93909
60 will likely be when Cell introduces the Cell Juniors, and 61 will likely be when he curbstomps Android 16's head. Team Four Star is good at abridgement, but even they cannot go that fast.
Purpleeyes posts one video every two years, and it's always the best video posted in those two years.
>>93991
He is the hero the internet deserves, but nit the one it needs. Also, I think he posted a new none piece last year. Not sure though.
>>93991
He posted another video just now. It's not an abridged thing though, so I won't post it here.
Just so you know: DBZA is on hiatus at the moment for personal reasons. https://www.reddit.com/r/TeamFourStar/comments/6wvjo0/where_is_dbza_tfs_official/dmb9i5t/
FF7:MA and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged are in the works, though; TFS is also working with Discotek Media on the official(!) dub for the film Hells.
>>93997
I am saddened by this, but I understand. I'm glad they were approached to do an official dub. Good on them.
//youtube.com/watch?v=k1BlWGJajsc
>Cell Saga will have a three-part, hour-and-a-half finalé
Fuckin’ niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
>>94026
Sad we have to wait longer, but it will be worth it. Plus we have more content coming our way
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kBglhkr4FQs
Purpleeyes is updating regularly
And it's mainly shitposting
I am ok with this
And now, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged #8: “Deus Ex Anderson”.
//youtube.com/watch?v=DQG2Ma4sedk
With a bonus Hamilton parody for everyone’s favorite demon-huntin’, vampire-killin’, God-worshippin’, Boondock Saints-quotin’ Catholic killing machine: https://soundcloud.com/teamfourstar/alexander-anderson-hamilton-parody/
>>94044
I rather enjoyed this. Not my favorite episode, but it was pretty tight overall. I like what they did with Anderson.
>>94045
I caught a bit of the post-premiere livestream on Twitch; they said that ending the episode in the middle of the Anderson/Alucard fight would have felt like they were robbing the audience, so they went ahead with the whole shebang.
Also: “Go for a walk” is the best line of the episode, both for the callback and for how utterly chilling it is.
>>94046
I love when callbacks are handled like that. It's a personal favorite of mine.
The Alucard vs Anderson fight and that set up for 9 were my faves.
New YGO Abridged!
//youtube.com/watch?v=QiihzxM7fTI
>>94049
I preferred the last episode, but this one was pretty good.
I liked the Cornelius throwback.
TFS announced a new DBZ Abridged special for Christmas Day.
To quote KaiserNeko: “IT’S NOT EPISODE 60.”
>>94074
Given that the thumbnail on the latest TFS video includes Hatchiyack, I would have to agree. The real question is: Will they use the original, the remake, or both?
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SQL statistics:
time taken: 0.00071907 | SELECT *, ( SELECT GROUP_CONCAT(DISTINCT `kobaboardban`.`boardid` ORDER BY `kobaboardban`.`boardid` SEPARATOR ',') FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `banid` = `id` GROUP BY `banid` ) AS `active_boards` FROM `kobaban` WHERE ( (`iplong1` = '03eefa49') OR (`iplong1` <= '03eefa49' AND '03eefa49' <= `iplong2`) ) AND `type` IN(-1,0,1,2,3) AND (`id` IN ( SELECT `banid` FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `boardid` IN(4) ) OR `global` = 1) ORDER BY `type`,`expiration` DESC | no rows found or affected (prepared query) |
time taken: 0.00807500 | SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '4' AND p.`postid` = '88596' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '4' AND `parentid` = '88596' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` | no error (prepared query) |
actions:
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before_validation | actions: 1 | start: 1680264269.09628900 | end: 1680264269.09630500 | took (total): 0.000016 |
footer_meta | actions: 9 | start: 1680264269.12414100 | end: 1680264269.12427900 | took (total): 0.000138 |
header_meta | actions: 4 | start: 1680264269.11191300 | end: 1680264269.11197300 | took (total): 0.000060 |
setup_html | actions: 4 | start: 1680264269.11166600 | end: 1680264269.11176200 | took (total): 0.000096 |
validation | actions: 1 | start: 1680264269.09632900 | end: 1680264269.11155600 | took (total): 0.015227 |
Rewrite/redirect rules:
Redirect | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | $matches[1]\/ | 302 |
Redirect | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | $matches[1]\/ | 302 |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ | /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1] | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2] | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1] | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3] | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ | index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ | index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^latest_posts\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^latest_threads\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss | |
Rewrite: | /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss |
rules in htaccess format:
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2023-03-31 05:04:29