/coq/ - Queer Promotions

Welcome to /coq/ - Promotions of the Queer Variety. This board is for sexual material of a western nature. Please read the rules before posting:

Content not allowed: guro, scat, beastiality.
1) Content must fall into one of the following categories:
1a) Western properties (Marvel, Mass Effect, Wakfu)
1b) Properties with a large Western interpration (Transformers, Sonic the Hedgehog)
1c) Original Content in Western "style" (Ganassa, Kyhu, Owler)
2) Content must be male or male homosexual in nature
3) Due to the nature of Western material, furry is allowed on all promotion boards

DO NOT POST LIST
- MILFToon
- Jab Comix
- John Persons (The Pitt, etc)
- BannaGalactic

Posting content from any of these will be a week's ban for first offense.

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This comic goes futa later but I want to post the first part for context.


Also its HOT!

Feel free to post more gay ponie after am done.

*this filetype not allowed to strart thead*
BUT I guess I have to start with something else...

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