/coq/ - Queer Promotions
Welcome to /coq/ - Promotions of the Queer Variety. This board is for sexual material of a western nature. Please read the rules before posting:
Content not allowed: guro, scat, beastiality.
1) Content must fall into one of the following categories:
1a) Western properties (Marvel, Mass Effect, Wakfu)
1b) Properties with a large Western interpration (Transformers, Sonic the Hedgehog)
1c) Original Content in Western "style" (Ganassa, Kyhu, Owler)
2) Content must be male or male homosexual in nature
3) Due to the nature of Western material, furry is allowed on all promotion boards
DO NOT POST LIST
- MILFToon
- Jab Comix
- John Persons (The Pitt, etc)
- BannaGalactic
Posting content from any of these will be a week's ban for first offense.
Thread stats: 9 posts, 9 files (9 image(s))
Navigation:
Randy Cunningham Yaoi thread? Randy Cunningham Yaoi thread.
Source for this image: http://nsfw-dealer.deviantart.com/art/forth-girl-Randy-Cunningham-9th-grade-Playboy-530814814?q=gallery%3ANSFW-Dealer%2F51357803&qo=6
Source for this pic: http://nsfw-dealer.deviantart.com/art/first-girl-request-Howard-Weinerman-530170684?q=gallery%3ANSFW-Dealer%2F51357803&qo=9
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2023-03-24 21:52:18