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No.417729
Bart Allen / Impulse ThreadAnonymous
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I love my wife Bart.
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Thad is good too.
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Bar Torr technically counts as Bart, right?
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Was going to post this image >>93979, but board doesn't allow duplicate files. You should check it out though, it's a pretty good edit.
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AetherMD has done some nice animations of Bart, but they're only available either on a virus-ridden site or in a Google Drive. Later is virus free, but you have to take my word for it.

Link to pic related: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B0TBjoJXlrAYVG1wWmdEbzRsQk0?usp=sharing
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Link to pic related: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B0TBjoJXlrAYODNtc0pkcWktMVU/view?usp=sharing
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There's some more animations, but I can't seem to find them. Sorry.
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That's all I have. If you have more, please do share!
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No.417855
Anonymous
>>417735
>>417735

Yesss! Love it!! God what I wouldn't give for more! If this was animated oml.
No.417856
Anonymous
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>>417759

God more pleassseeeeeeee
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Supposed to be Bart, though not obvious at first glance.

>>417856
Wish there was more, but the images in this thread constitute the majority of Bart R34 on the internet. There's a few that are missing, but I've pretty much uploaded all that there is. I'll be sure to keep updating the thread whenever I stumble upon something new!
No.417875
Anonymous
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>>417735
I MUST KNOW WHO CREATED THIS! PLEASE SOMEBODY TELL ME!
No.417876
Anonymous
>>417875
@RoboWhiskers on Twitter, though they've not posted any new Bart smut.
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No.417880
Anonymous
What I wouldn't give for more Bart and Jaime 😭
No.417881
Anonymous
Replies:>>417883
Does anyone know how much a Phausto commission would cost? I'm thinking about a Bluepulse one? I imagine it's expensive. I looked on his Twitter & Patreon and couldn't find anything?
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Some more Bluepulse animations by AetherMD in this Google Drive (also includes the Tentacle and Thad x Bart animations mentioned earlier in the thread): https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1OeHKE4J2gTmi1MWedqDNtBSgNKsyWM5r?usp=sharing

You will need to download a SWF player in order to run them.

>>417881
I don't think Phausto does commissions anymore, but you could always try asking him on Twiter.
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No.417887
Anonymous
>>417883
Thanks for the Google Drive link. The swf player played the bluepulse files so quickly, let's just say I'm glad I'm not epileptic... So I gave up on trying to open them. But I really appreciate you taking the effort to share the link with me. It felt shady as hell visiting a Google Drive link for bluepulse stuff... and I loved every second of it hehehe. I guess images of Bluepulse are the safest option of nsfw consumables for my device... But yeah thanks again!
No.417888
Anonymous
If I was a nsfw artist, I'd just draw them myself. Curse my untalented hands...
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Y'know what sucks? A lot of Bluepulse R34 got lost during the Tumblr porn purge. These next few images are what little I could scrounge up using the wayback machine.
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No.417910
Anonymous
I've never used the Wayback machine... And yes the Tumblr purge was very depressing... :( Thanks for sharing what you could find of Bart and Jaime.
No.417911
Anonymous
I'm trying to figure out how to use it lmao so I can go digging myself
No.417912
Anonymous
I couldn't find anything on Tumblr. Wow using that tool is hard... I was searching for specific users who I knew had posted stuff, and I was searching before the purge and I still couldn't find anything...
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No.417918
Anonymous
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Omg where and how do you find them? May I ask what URL you are searching within?
No.417919
Anonymous
Ok so I know it's the Wayback machine at archive.org. but what web address do you put into that? Do you search old tumblrs individually?
No.417920
Anonymous
>>417918
I just Google using various terms, like "bluepulse nsfw" or "bart jaime nsfw tumblr" and scrounge for whatever I can find. I think I pretty much found all that's worthwhile anyways.

Last two images are by: https://www.tumbex.com/floobings.tumblr/posts?page=1&tag=impulse

And this link has various Impulse images too: https://www.tumbex.com/marilyn-monhoe-0.tumblr/
No.417921
Anonymous
Using Google I have found all the ones in this chat, but I thought you were using the Wayback machine to get them.
No.417922
Anonymous
I searched for every combination I could think of. Both Bart & Jaime's first and last names, their superior aliases, their ship name, etc. I tried everything I could think of. And I think the sad truth is... There is not enough content out there to quench my thirst 😅
No.417953
Anonymous
I wonder if 2021 will bring any new bluepulse nsfw art....
No.417980
Anonymous
we can only hope as time will tell
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No.418005
Anonymous
Omg someone updated this channel?! I mean, disappointed there's no new bluepulse, but glad to see activity!
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No.418031
Anonymous
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No.418134
Anonymous
>>418132
Oooooh, a new image. Did you draw it? Thank you in any case.
No.418139
Anonymous
Nah I didn't, but I'd like to see more Bluepulse
No.418209
Anonymous
Are there any artists links who draw nsfw for Bart
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Doesn't exactly look like him, but this is supposed to be Bart.
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No.418226
Anonymous
>>417883
Do the games still work? Also cab they be played on a phone or need anything to be run on?
No.418255
Anonymous
How could would it be if the next time I came in this thread, the were 100 new posts
No.418256
Anonymous
Cool*
No.418262
Anonymous
I am an nsfw artist that mostly draws Bart porn. I don't like my stuff reuploaded but I found this thread while searching for Bart porn. I can share my Twitter if you guys like as long as no one reuploads my art. Though be warned most of it is on Gumroad but some of my old stuff is available for free
No.418432
Anonymous
OMG this is the first time I've ever seen so many bart porn
No.418507
Anonymous
I miss all the classic nsfw Bluepulse fanarts. Wish there more. Just have to settle for a stroll down memory lane...

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1679306858.152282 - 0.003082 (0.000326s): KOBAK BBS: finished loading board specific plugins

1679306858.152290 - 0.003090 (0.000008s): KOBAK BBS: validating thread

1679306858.152294 - 0.003094 (0.000004s): kobak\thread: query: start

1679306858.152298 - 0.003098 (0.000004s): kobak\thread: query: thread mode set, calling posts query.

1679306858.152320 - 0.003120 (0.000022s): kobak\post: query: querying posts

1679306858.156297 - 0.007097 (0.003977s): kobak\post: query: constructing new post objects

1679306858.159163 - 0.009963 (0.002866s): kobak\post: query: starting lookups for thread locked statuses

1679306858.159229 - 0.010029 (0.000066s): kobak\post: query: setting up references/backlinks

1679306858.159310 - 0.010110 (0.000081s): kobak\post: get_posts: querying out-of-thread quotes

1679306858.159718 - 0.010518 (0.000408s): kobak\post: get_posts: applying quote backlinks to posts

1679306858.159851 - 0.010651 (0.000133s): kobak\post: query: finished.

1679306858.159878 - 0.010678 (0.000027s): kobak\thread: query: posts queried, setting up thread object.

1679306858.159894 - 0.010694 (0.000016s): kobak\thread: query: finished.

1679306858.159923 - 0.010723 (0.000029s): kobak\plugins: finished running 1 actions for hook "validation"

1679306858.159977 - 0.010777 (0.000054s): kobak\current: Template file found

1679306858.159979 - 0.010779 (0.000002s): kobak\current: setting up HTML vars

1679306858.159983 - 0.010783 (0.000004s): kobak\html: setting up new instance

1679306858.160002 - 0.010802 (0.000019s): kobak\html: finished setup

1679306858.160005 - 0.010805 (0.000003s): kobak\current: setting up per-page HTML vars

1679306858.160012 - 0.010812 (0.000007s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "setup_html"

1679306858.160091 - 0.010891 (0.000079s): kobak\plugins: finished running 4 actions for hook "setup_html"

1679306858.160093 - 0.010893 (0.000002s): kobak\current: finished setting up all HTML vars

1679306858.160094 - 0.010894 (0.000001s): start rendering html

1679306858.160138 - 0.010938 (0.000044s): loading thread

1679306858.160162 - 0.010962 (0.000024s): called header.php

1679306858.160167 - 0.010967 (0.000005s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "header_meta"

1679306858.160216 - 0.011016 (0.000049s): kobak\plugins: finished running 4 actions for hook "header_meta"

1679306858.160305 - 0.011105 (0.000089s): kobak\cache: loading cache file: kobak_banners

1679306858.160311 - 0.011111 (0.000006s): kobak\cache: checking cache file: kobak_banners

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1679306858.160606 - 0.011406 (0.000006s): rendering reply 417729

1679306858.160668 - 0.011468 (0.000062s): kobak\kmedia: setting up new instance

1679306858.160672 - 0.011472 (0.000004s): kobak\kmedia: finished setup

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1679306858.168326 - 0.019126 (0.000476s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "footer_meta"

1679306858.168392 - 0.019192 (0.000066s): kobak\plugins: finished running 8 actions for hook "footer_meta"

1679306858.168394 - 0.019194 (0.000002s): completed rendering most of the html

1679306858.168427 - 0.019227 (0.000033s): starting debug

1679306858.168879 - 0.019679 (0.000452s): starting debug_t


1679306858.16961700: end


SQL statistics:

time taken: 0.00060105 SELECT *, ( SELECT GROUP_CONCAT(DISTINCT `kobaboardban`.`boardid` ORDER BY `kobaboardban`.`boardid` SEPARATOR ',') FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `banid` = `id` GROUP BY `banid` ) AS `active_boards` FROM `kobaban` WHERE ( (`iplong1` = '03eeca4c') OR (`iplong1` <= '03eeca4c' AND '03eeca4c' <= `iplong2`) ) AND `type` IN(-1,0,1,2,3) AND (`id` IN ( SELECT `banid` FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `boardid` IN(10) ) OR `global` = 1) ORDER BY `type`,`expiration` DESC no rows found or affected (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00392890 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '10' AND p.`postid` = '417729' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '10' AND `parentid` = '417729' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` no error (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00038695 SELECT `boardid`, `parentid`, `postid` FROM `kobapost` WHERE (`boardid` = 10 AND `postid` IN(93979)) AND `deleted` = 0 no error

actions:

before_validation actions: 1 start: 1679306858.15056800 end: 1679306858.15058300 took (total): 0.000015
footer_meta actions: 8 start: 1679306858.16832900 end: 1679306858.16839000 took (total): 0.000061
header_meta actions: 4 start: 1679306858.16016900 end: 1679306858.16021300 took (total): 0.000044
setup_html actions: 4 start: 1679306858.16001700 end: 1679306858.16008800 took (total): 0.000071
validation actions: 1 start: 1679306858.15060800 end: 1679306858.15991700 took (total): 0.009309

Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$ $1/ [R=302,L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$ /$1/thumbs/$2s.png [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)/(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=index&board=$1&pagenumber=$2 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=catalog&board=$1 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$ index.php?section=thread&board=$1&thread=$2&ext=$3 [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$1&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss [L,QSA] RewriteRule ^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss [L,QSA]

Current time:

2023-03-20 03:07:38