/coq/ - Queer Promotions

Welcome to /coq/ - Promotions of the Queer Variety. This board is for sexual material of a western nature. Please read the rules before posting:

Content not allowed: guro, scat, beastiality.
1) Content must fall into one of the following categories:
1a) Western properties (Marvel, Mass Effect, Wakfu)
1b) Properties with a large Western interpration (Transformers, Sonic the Hedgehog)
1c) Original Content in Western "style" (Ganassa, Kyhu, Owler)
2) Content must be male or male homosexual in nature
3) Due to the nature of Western material, furry is allowed on all promotion boards

DO NOT POST LIST
- MILFToon
- Jab Comix
- John Persons (The Pitt, etc)
- BannaGalactic

Posting content from any of these will be a week's ban for first offense.

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No.417783
Anonymous
This is not good
No.417791
Anonymous
Replies:>>417792
I don't know what the purpose of life is anymore...
No.417792
Anonymous
>>417791
42, duh.
No.417951
Anonymous
Heck
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bill still underrated
No.418428
Anonymous
thay are so cute

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