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Flash game thread! Any lengthy jewels?
No.417669
Anonymous
Haven't really touched a flash game in years.
Replies:>>417671
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I only have flash animations and loops, not really any games.

Also, while you can post them here, no browser will be able to play them once Chrome removes its support soon.
No.417671
Anonymous
Replies:>>417672
>>417670
>Also, while you can post them here, no browser will be able to play them once Chrome removes its support soon.
Is that so? They are moving into obsolescence then.
No.417672
Flash Games
Replies:>>417673
>>417671
No, newgrounds will distribute an emulator, and I think waterfox and palemoon will still support flash. You can also play .swfs locally.
No.417673
Anonymous
Replies:>>417674
>>417672
I very much doubt they can get flash emulated that easily, though with Newsgrounds behind it, at least they got a decent chance. Firefox & its derivatives have extremely small browser share (last time I checked they had the same share as IE + Edge combined).

If Newsgrounds can get that emulator running, that would kick ass, but Flash is so complex that I'm not particularly hopeful.
No.417674
Flash Games
>>417673

True; these browsers have little share, but they will still allow enthusiasts to play flash.
No.417676
Anonymous
Replies:>>423370
Newgrounds seems like its gotten a notable boost as a website from Tumblr falling apart and artists migrating to a place that will actually have their NSFW art.
No.417989
Anonymous
I've no interest in visiting the internet games of yesteryears but I came across this and it seems relevant to the thread

http://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/datahub/Game_Master_List
No.418786
Anonymous
Replies:>>418787
Flash is Dead
No.418787
Anonymous
>>418786
It outlived Steve Jobs.

Speaking of which, Flash support in browsers officially ends this year. We oughta have a thread about it?
No.418788
Anonymous
Replies:>>418789
>>418787
This IS the thread to talk about it in.
No.418789
Anonymous
>>418788
I mean a general thread for Flash stuff, not just games but loops as well.
No.419052
Vsauce
Replies:>>419053
>>417668

Flash games were fun af
No.419053
Anonymous
>>419052
they were okay.
No.419463
Anonymous
>>417668
>>418787
This seems highly relevant to the topic of this thread for people wanting to relive classic content.
https://bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/

Haven't actually tried it myself yet, do others have feedback or words of warning regarding this flashpoint?
No.423370
Anonymous
>>417676
>to a place that will actually have their NSFW art.
Might need to actually make an account.
Its annoying you need one to view adult content on Newgrounds nowadays.
How much hentai did we browse on there as kids back in the early days of the internet where the only care we took was to make sure our parents were out of the house when we used their PC?
No.423810
Anonymous
F

https://www.pcgamer.com/miniclip-home-of-childhood-nostalgia-is-finally-dead/
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Holy shit.

Managed to come across an old OLD X-Men fangame I never thought would see again, X-Assault.
This will probably be meaningless to most people nowadays but for anyone else old enough to care sharing the links to a blog with a working download link in the corner and also the wiki.

https://xassault.blogspot.com/
https://xassault.fandom.com/wiki/X-Assault_Wiki
No.424100
Anonymous
Replies:>>424102
Why did Flash go away? Did something replace it?
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>>424100
Steve Jobs did not want to pay Adobe licensing fees, so they never bothered to implement it on the iPhone and instead declared the format as dead and replaced with HTML5 (good fucking luck with that). Adobe never really bothered fighting it, and eventually dropped all support for the browser plugin a year or two back.
No.424146
Anonymous
>>424102
That's lame.

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