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So Xenoblade X is due out in Japan April 29th. That's a lot sooner than I was expecting.
Here's hoping we don't have to wait two years to get it in the states. I'm going to get a Wii U when it comes out, hopefully there's a related limited edition I can snatch
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The new alien races look pretty cool so far. Hope we get lore as neat as the Chilkin-Antol wars in the original game.
So, what is this 2d- fan Smash?
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Prime Trilogy is great.
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It sure is!

The good news is that you don't need to do all that; there's a wireless transfer option, which will move everything, but that can take an entire day depending on how much stuff is installed on your original 3DS.
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My flipnotes are back!
I lost my DSi ages ago so this is a total nostalgia trip.
So. It can take up to a day, but the N3DSXL doesn't come with a charger, meaning you would have to use the old one. But neither can last a full day without charging.

God damn it Nintendo, you cheap motherfuckers.
Nintendo has been doing poorly when it comes to a lot of smaller choices recently...
I like this.
Keep up the good work.

Poll was reset after Bowser and Toad overtook Ninty's Lightning due to /v/ crusading. I wouldn't be surprised if it reset and started Lightning off with her previous votes or a boost of some sort. Anyways, who's your Valentine /cog/lings?
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>Rosalina's beating Peach
my princess!
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None of those choices are the correct answer.

The correct answer being the best princess.

The best princess being Daisy.

Daisy's the best princess.
Yeah actually it'd be cool if they gave her a game or something.
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It's the poll for Mushroom Kingdom Valentine, Daisy is form Sarsaland. Which now that I think of it, wouldn't be a bad place to revisit. If it was for anyone in the Mushroom World, though, I'd consider voting Mona.

Perhaps after "Super Princess Rosalina" and its sequel (In which you stand around and have no character) Daisy could show up again as the objective to rescue in another spin off. If she's lucky.
I'm pretty sure a game about Rosalina would involve policing space, philosophical monologing, and fixing what are generally clogs in the basic plumbing of the universe. She seems more managerial than the other princesses, though, so I could see her being in a strategy game along with Polari. And technically, that would involve a lot of standing around for her.
At the very least, have her appear in a game that isn't a sports or party title. If anything, have Daisy be the player 2 in a New Super Princess Peach game or something. Though at this rate, Rosalina is more likely to take up that spot.
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I guess that's fair. But come on, does Princess Rosalina really qualify as a Mushroom Kingdom citizen? She's from space. And lives in space too in her own space station.

And I actually completely forgot about Sarasaland. Maybe that's where Waluigi is from too and why they're only invited for go-karts and board games and not adventures.
>does Princess Rosalina really qualify as a Mushroom Kingdom citizen? She's from space.
Wasn't she supposed to be born in the MK, though?

also, does that artist have a blog?
>Sega's disappointing Sonic Boom games sold less than half a million copies worldwide, the company has confirmed.

>That figure combines the totals for both Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric on Wii U and Sonic Boom: Shattered Crystal on 3DS.

>Sonic Boom's exact sales total may be lower still - Sega has left it ambiguous whether the 490,000 sales figure relates to copies shipped, rather than sold to consumers.


It's amazing how bad this blew up in Sega's face. This and Sonic Lost World have been big sales disappointments on the Wii U. I can't see Nintendo being eager to renew that Sonic exclusive contract.
Lost World, I feel, didn't deserve the poor sales.
Boom does.
Could it be?
Sonic fans finally... learning?
I'm sure the weird redesigns didn't help
Wii U games overall have been selling incredibly low.
How is lost world anyway. Everyone shitting on Boom seemed to get it caught under the pile just by guilt of association.
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Just half a million eh? I want AAA expectations to leave.
Sharkman Jhones

I don't know, man. Half a million is a lot, but this is half a million for two separate and different games for two different consoles. At best, it's an average of a quarter of a million units, and I'm thinking that's world-wide.*

*Is it? I'm not sure.
That actually is really low for Sonic, which is a AAA game. Even then they usually only expect one million or two.

It's got some good ideas but the execution is all wrong, leading to an incredibly disjointed unsatisfying game. The game copying Galaxy didn't bring anything interesting, and is the worst part of the game.
>Just half a million eh? I want AAA expectations to leave.
Then stop buying AAA games and buy only indie games.
I support this idea.
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But most indie games are garbage.
>implying I've bought a video game for the last 10 years

I ain't part of the problem. Try suggesting another stupid solution!
But the ones that aren't are brilliant and engaging.

The idea is to have games dial back so they don't overspend on resources and sabotage their own projects.

Not every movie needs to be an epic, not every game needs to be AAA. Take Toad's Treasure Tracker for example. Small game at a reasonable price that still manages to entertain.
If you keep buying AAA titles, companies are going to continue spending most of their budget on those titles. And if they spend most of their budget on a title, they are going to expect it to do well, and consider it a failure when it doesn't.

So yeah, keep buying them if you like. Just don't expect them to ever change.

Stop letting your opinions about a hobby that you don't contribute to affect your life? If you don't buy video games, you don't really have any right to complain about the video game industry.
>needing a "right" to complain about something that's blatantly bad
So, I need to buy a AAA title to earn my right to complain about it? Do I need to go get my head lopped off too before I can say something about that?
>If you don't buy video games, you don't really have any right to complain about the video game industry.
I was about to agree with the rest of your post - but man that is flawed-ass logic there.

Something bad can be called bad by mere fuckin critical thinking alone.
I mean you're welcome to have an opinion. But your opinion has literally no effect on the industry and doesn't help anyone. So if it stresses you out to have an opinion about something and your opinion is literally worthless since you don't do anything to make your opinion count....why are you stressing yourself out that way?

If you are not part of the gaming community, why would you stress yourself out by worrying about what the gaming industry is doing?
Ah. I see what this is about.

Here, I'll tell you what to quit doing
>if it stresses you out
>why would you stress yourself out by worrying
>affect your life
That's not a factor.

Again, use critical thinking. Opinions, decisions to purchase and not purchase, and thoughts on the state of an industry or lack thereof not only DO matter, they also DON'T exclude people from being in the 'gaming' community.

And this isn't an insular fucking case. Games are an expensive little habit - a community within videogames can and do include people with no buying power to start with.

Unless you need a receipt to go on /v/ and bitch about shit or make a youtube video about MMOs, its never gonna be a factor to be considered in a community. Its about so much fuckin more than that.

So. Say anon IS in the so called gaming community. What then?
>Again, use critical thinking. Opinions, decisions to purchase and not purchase, and thoughts on the state of an industry or lack thereof not only DO matter, they also DON'T exclude people from being in the 'gaming' community.
I'd say not buying ANY video games in the last ten years excludes you from being in the "gaming community."
And I'd say nothing of the sort. There's no statute of limitations on this. I've been playing video games from my earliest memory to earlier today, 25 years.

I just stopped buying them after I bought Dragon Quest VIII and moved to emulation and steam borrowing.
You're too savvy, Anon.
You have to pay a minimum amount of dosh on crap games to be allowed into the Secret Gamer Club and have your opinion validated by our elite squad of NEETs.

Only then can you talk about video games.
If most of the games you play are emulated, then why do you care what modern games do? And if the only time you play modern games is when you're borrowing them from someone else, why should modern game developers care about your opinions about games? You will never give them money under any circumstances. You are valueless to them as a consumer.
>if you haven't sacrificed an arbitrary amount of wealth at the altar of the people who openly hate you, you are Not A Gamer(tm)

Another reason why the Penn Jillette meme continues to be relevant.
Look, I know you want to pretend like this is some sort of Tribalism bullshit, but it's not. I don't give a shit if you call yourself a "Gamer" or not. You can identify with whatever subculture you want to! But gaming is a business, not a charity. If you do not do anything to advance the cause of the business, your opinion doesn't matter to the people who are making the games. Which means your opinion also has no meaning in the direction the artform takes.

I'm sorry, that's how the world works. Whether you call yourself a "gamer" or not is meaningless because you do not affect the video game market, and your opinion has absolutely no sway in what games get made and what games don't.

The only thing that affects the direction these businesses go in is money. You do not contribute to the flow of money in and out of the industry, and that means you have no effect on the industry. You are like a tapeworm trying to have a say in what your host has for lunch. And it just doesn't work that way.
Y'all done bitching at each other about pointless shit? Because it's stupid.

So back on topic, anyone try the Project S.T.E.A.M. demo? How does it compare to Valkyria Chronicles for those that played it.
>your opinions about something are only valid if you have invested money in it

You're using a shortcut to dismiss opinions you don't want to hear. Someone's opinion on a videogame has no effect on the industry if that person hasn't bought the game - the same is true if that person did buy the game because the industry considers negative reactions invalid input.

>it's not tribalism, I just happened to use the exact same wording as the people who do think like that

Then say what you mean. You were the one talking about the "gaming community" like it's an exclusive club you have to buy into.

>other people can't possibly disagree with me

I'm not the "haven't bought a game in 10 years" anon.
Videogame creation and publishing is a business, and unless you create or publish you have no business treating it like its yours.

You're a consumer. A person who entertains themselves with the labour of others and participates in a market amongst millions. Critics don't pay for their review copies, used game clients don't have their money landing in the stockholder's wallets, nor are you doing yourself a favour or expressing yourself as an ally to the industry by feverently defending people who have their own, personal PR departments.

Anon doesn't buy games because of an issue in the industry - they are in their full right to express what they want. Form enough people who say the same thing, and you have a market.

That shit matters, anon.
And you should really take it down a notch.
Well I fucking buy videogames and I think people have the fuckin right to talk shit about a shitty industry they don't buy into anyway. That's the nature of fuckin critique, especially if its meant to elicit change within said shitty industry.

And since its fucking obvious who exactly it is you're talking about, I'd say we all better fucking start talking about your nintendo games and your marios.

Project STEAM looks fuckin okay at best, and I haven't tried the demo (I'll check it out soon) but honestly the aesthetic is an honest to goodess turnoff. If fucking FE Awakening got a recognized Manga author, why the hell can't a western-stylized game have a Comic artist?
Shit, get Amanda Conner. Traditionally comicky based art style, nice and appealing character designs, and probably wouldn't be too tough to emulate in a CG style.

Maybe by the sequel. God knows IS was just pulled back from the edge of the cliff.
>but honestly the aesthetic is an honest to goodess turnoff.
It looks better in game.
Not fantastic, but better.
Sure is "only chefs have the right to complain about burnt steak" in here.
I don't know why people complain about STEAM's aesthetic so much? I know that one of the first things that stood out to be about it was how bland the art design was, but it never struck me as a strong negative so much as the lack of a positive.
It's just kinda generic western.
Not a lot of character or nuance.
>Sure is "only people who ate the steak have the right to complain about burnt steak" in here.
You're quoting the wrong guy, it should be directed at >>193248
So we're in agreement. Even if you haven't bought a new video game for a decade you can still easily see (AAA expectations) and comment (I want them to leave) on problems.

The issues of the business of X are not apparent and open for discussion only to those who financially support X, or have done so within a certain amount of time. The world would be a much worse place if this was true.
Maybe. It seems more like a Tonka Toy style. Not done with any actual artistic intent, but instead done to just fill in a "how its supposed to look" guide.

I agree with >>193253 something like FE has a lot of personality because they've recently started having a specialized art director on board. Maybe STEAM would benefit from a western artist as well?
Looking STEAM up, I think it'd help a lot to work on the facial expressions. The guy on the left just looks bored going by his face, the guy on the right is in a panic, and somehow either of them are giving a sigh of relief?
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Captain Falcon is already out of the question, so I guess Original Eight is enough.
Original 8 nigga? This ain't SFII. You get them fuckin' unlockables.
>New Mario stuff is lifeless, they don't add anything new and when they do it's so forced
>"New" series Mario games have added more powers and enemies than 2 (No, not Doki Doki Panic) and 3
>They push the Cat Suit obnoxiously hard
>Tanuki Suit in 3 is so focused that the god damn 3 in the title screen's shadow has a Tanuki Tail
>not bringing Snake back as DLC
that amiibo is gonna be


fucked up
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No shit. Did anyone actually believe this shit? Honestly?
There was video, it's pretty hard to fake that compared to just pictures.
Mr. Stone !zWb42fBPMM

Hard, not impossible.
I managed to snag a Shulk amiibo that someone else never picked up. I told myself I would never buy one of these, but I just love Xenoblade too much. (I'm also hoping that XCX has some goodies for having the Shulk amiibo...)
It'd be more believable if he was selected or the costumes were cycled through.
You'd hope they'd give him his mario outfit.
To be fair, even if it was real, selecting him might crash the game.
T4 was here
Eh, if you really need one and are ready to pay swedish prices(199kr+shipping) I could help you out with that.
They are a bit more common around here in Kalmar.
Like still in store but only one left as of yesterday common.
>Nintendo has revealed it didn't bring the New 3DS to North America as it wanted to create a clear distinction between models for consumers.
In other words, they thought that the American market was too stupid to differentiate between multiple models, despite the DS line having multiple offerings and still retaining the stupid "New" branding.

Also, the quote in the article suggests they'll stop selling the 3DS XL in America, but I haven't heard anything like that.
>Nintendo has revealed it didn't bring the New 3DS to North America as it wanted to create a clear distinction between models for consumers.
Maybe they should stop giving them remarkably vague and idiotic names.
Seriously. "New"? That's not a name for a distinct product, that's a sticker you put on grocery items to make them slightly more attractive.
Agree 100% here.
I do wonder if they had the same problems with the GameBoy line (Color, Pocket, Advance, etc)
That said, at least all of those had the decency to look substantially different.

The NewDS has... a nub. A poorly placed nub at that.

Back on the topic of naming, at least they're realizing their naming structure needs work. Guess that research and sales numbers for the WiiU got some use after all.
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I guess it's not a Club Nintendo Prize at all.
>gold amiibo
>retailer exclusivities
>forced scarcity to exacerbate artificial demand inflation lending to increase in word of mouth marketing

Genius. Papa Nintendo does it again.
The only thing that angers me about Amiibos is Nintendo's tiny supply for unpopular characters.
These gold variants mean nothing to me.
>making amiibos in card form that are less expensive and easier to produce in big numbers
This doesn't solve the problem of figure scarcity, though; it does mean that those who want to use the Amiibos as just game pieces won't be SOL. (Also helps collectors because they can keep their figures mint and use the cards instead.)
The bigger fun for me is buying the cards, cutting out the chips, and using them to make my own custom amiibos.
>not toys

Do you hate fun
Depending on how the cards are shaped, I wonder if this would create a secondary market for bases that cards could be inserted into, or custom figurines. Like playing Fox but tired of looking at his Amiibo? Stick a Fox card in the base for a Gundam figurine!
Yeah, or take less popular characters from the same game and make them work as Amiibos. Like put a Fox amiibo card in a, I don't know, Peppy figurine, or a Shulk card in a Riki figurine.
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Can't wait for those to be bought out and then resold for exorbitant prices!

That first Mario tho
Is that even legal?
If they partner with Nintendo, sure. Nintendo has been greatly expanding their merchandising, so if they can get more money by making custom versions of the amiibos that are readily available (like Mario) and likely pay the dude pennies for his designs, they will.
How good is LoZ: Link Between Worlds? I usually have a 3 strike rule before I give up on a series and I thought Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks and Skyward Sword all sucked, especially the latter.
Much better than the sea, land, and sky trillogy. And I actually liked them.

Drops the hand holding and over simplicity and gets back to the basics of strong level design. Not the strongest mind you, but it feels refreshing to play (In spite of the retread setting).
I haven't played but my friend hates those 3 games and loved ALBW. I've heard almost nothing but good things about it.
The Sneaky Tiki
Really really worth it.
ALBW is about as good as isometric Zelda gets.
Sir, are you implying that ALBW is better than LttP? Because I can't condone that at all.
They're at least saying its on the same level.
Yeah they're about the same. Basic combat, light puzzles, good music. About the same as the others, except for Spirit Tracks and Ages which are both awful and Hourglass which is aggressively mediocre.
I was surprised how much I didn't like Ages considering I thought Seasons was a ton of fun. Those games really are more different from each other than they get credit for.

I'd also lump Minish Cap in as being mediocre though. I mean, it's well made in a lot of ways but for some reason I just found it incredibly boring the last few times I tried to play through it.
I'd be so bold to say Ages and Tracks where better than Hourglass. Much better dungeons, more interesting overworlds.
The dungeons in ages are just mostly kind of bad and the overworld isn't as interesting. I always use a password gen when I replay Seasons so I won't have to do Ages.

But in the end even the good ones just make me go "eh, video games." They lack the personality of the 3d ones, even SS (whose many crimes are gameplay related for the most part).
Mario maker is gonna be so fucked up....
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>Gold amiibo Mario already sold out at Walmart

It never ends.

At least it's for a product that's meant to be limited edition.
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Fuck yeah the glorious Uzuki tradition continues. Shame about those tragic pants though.
I wish I could just take my wii u with me.
If they make a New Wii U and the gamepad can just convert into a portable system and continue playing games on the go then I'd be all for that.
Sounds expensive though
T4 was here
Heh, I have taken my Wii U places.
You just need to find an outlet for it.
But I guess you're talking about taking it on the buss and stuff.

By the way do you dude check toystores for amiibos?
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I have all the ones I want for now.
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Nice analysis on Super Mario Sunshine's worlds.
I don't know, I tried Mario Party 9, and there's really nothing fun about sharing that car.
Why bring that back?
I liked the one-car system. It definitely makes the game go quicker (perhaps the biggest gripe about the series).
Mario Party is best as a painfully protracted spectator sport so I don't support speeding it up.
Especially when it gets serious competition
I hope Pokecapn can get a 5th for bowser party.
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Why do people give Will Wheaton work?
You know exactly why.
DudeWithMoney !SFwR6DnH/Y

Because he's a pretty good actor? Even back in TNG when a lot of the material the writers gave him was completely lousy, he did a decent job of selling it.
One of the better audiobook narrators I've listened to, too. I don't like him as much as James Marsters, but I'm generally pleased with his performances anyway.
Pretty cool. I didn't even recognize it was him when playing the demo.
What is the apparent controversy surrounding him?
If the name Wesley Crusher doesn't ring a bell, Wheaton used to play a really notorious Gary Stu on Star Trek. The other issue I can think of is he's a bit of a tryhard when it comes to embracing "nerd cred", though I don't think he's insincere about it either.
Plus, he's a relatively popular minor celebrity in the nerdosphere. There are a certain category of "gatekeeper" among nerd circles that is greatly offended by anyone ascending to even minor celebrity status without their having personally granted them permission.
New Direct for Xenoblade X. Not too happy about the prospect of exclusive party members unless there's a way to get them at a later time.
That battle theme is shaping up to be the next Before My Body is Dry with that gratuitous rap.

Well its something
Neato. Now if someone could remove the vocals.
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>more bad English rap
Man, Xenoblade Chronicles has such an amazing soundtrack. I really hope that this rap is just a bad attempt at marketing and there's extremely little in the final game.

Fuck yes, just like this.
It's just how Sawano rolls. Remember Kill la Kill and Guilty Crown?
My big problem is that Sawano's gotten complacent and XCX sounds like a derivative rehash of all his other works. It was an issue that plagued his Aldnoah OST as well.
Having to wait and not seeing where the enemy is in a Turn Based Strat game. Stop the fucking presses.
Reviews seem to be divided based on this fact.

Personally, I think it's perfect.
>Having to wait
Not to this absurd degree. Usually programmers are clever enough to implement some shortcuts when it comes to calculating movement of enemies outside of your view. If enemies in Xcom move around and you don't see them, you might only hear a bit of rustling and their round is over. It might be a hardware limitation, but then don't make a game like this, if the 3DS can't handle it.
>Game can throw too many concepts at you at once.
Okay that's total bullshit, but it's a good analysis and I enjoy the games.
Fun as 3D world levels are, they (for the most part) have a strong shade of predictability to them. I'd be happy to take a galaxy or 64/sunshine any day. 3D 'place' games ultimately feel like filler to me.
We phone games now?

Looks like a third party, DeNA, is going to develop the games. I seriously hope this isn't another Phillips CDi (though we can use some memes to replace "MAH BOY").

Not even close. And we get this:
>The NX has been dubbed as a “new hardware system with a brand-new concept” which will make full use of the membership service as a core element of the system. Nintendo plans to reveal more about the console next year.
It sounds like this isn't 9th Gen hardware, but a competitor for Playstation TV. And, because of how these things work with Nintendo, it will never be released outside of Japan.
The timing lines up with what I expect for a new Nintendo console.
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>Quite a few of you must be wondering why Nintendo, which has never deviated from its cautious stance in regard to the possibility of deploying its game business on smart devices, has now changed its policy.

>Please note, however, that I was not dismissing the idea of making games for smart devices per se as I stated at the January 2014 Corporate Management Policy Briefing that a development team of Nintendo would create a smart device application, and please also note that I had not ruled out the possibility of making games when we make use of these devices.

Well, NOT selling out certainly wasn't making them any money.
Do amiibos count as "selling out".
Because they certainly sold out of them.
If they reveal it at E3 2016, then it will likely be released late 2017/early 2018. That gives the Wii U a cycle of five+ years; so, yeah, that's about right. However, if it is the Wii U successor it will still be the initial foray into 9th gen and I don't think Nintendo has learned their lesson about hardware capabilities; that means that it will once again be sidelined when the Xbox Dos and PS5 come out.

The phrase "full use of membership services as a core element of the system" is what leads me to believe it's a Nintendo TV (especially since they've tried to do something like it with TVii). Or it could just mean "we finally, fully realized how fucked up our internet connectivity has been, so we're going to copy+paste XBox Live".

I'm not quite ready to call this "selling out". If they still produce quality games, likely of a smaller scale than the handheld/console counterparts, then it's diversification in recognition of their massive stumblings with the Wii U and 3DS. On the other hand, if they release a title like "Mario Jump", "Angry Fox", or "Flappy Zero" then they have completely sold out.

While they have certainly sold out now, I don't recall anyone accusing SEGA of selling out when they dropped their hardware business. A lot of their early software-only effort was in porting, though...
>“Internally, we had a lot of strategic meetings,” he said. “The one big solution was always that there’s a giant IP holder in the market that hasn’t stepped into the smartphone environment. Really, the reason they were convinced that they wanted to work with us was that we were so determined to work with them that we have really been talking to them since 2010. Yes, we were talking to them for a long, long time.

>“Finally, Nintendo became ready to do this. And we were ready the whole time.”

>I'm not quite ready to call this "selling out".
Any time Nintendo does anything, including continuing to exist, some people will see it as selling out. People really *want* to be able to think of Nintendo as EA.
The Sneaky Tiki
The only gross thing about Nintendo is how they treat let's players and that's motivated out of completely idiotic antiquated notions and a failure at even the base level of understanding what it even is.
It just seems like what MS does with their Xbox - Phone - Surface connectivity. Nothing to panic about - its not even a radical change.
So I bought Shovel Knight on 3DS, maybe I'll play it on my tablet now.

Look into how the xbox does it, its kinda interesting if it weren't for the games.
It's great that they're cool with fan games for the most part, but their stance on LPs just seem short sighted.
Pokémon Shuffle's business model.
>If the money starts flowing in from mobile, does it make sense that Nintendo would invest it in lower-margin, higher-risk premium console games? Or would it simply realize that it needs to re-invest in creating ever more sophisticated mobile games?

>That is what I meant when I said a year ago that you do not get a little bit pregnant. Nintendo is not going to make a huge movement into a fast-growing, financially lucrative segment of the gaming market and then slow-roll it. If mobile turns out to be driving huge profits, it starts to wag the dog. Eventually, from the perspective of some investors or analysts, any slightly underperforming console game is a missed opportunity that should have been mobile.

>How long until mobile consumers start demanding not Pokemon Shuffle, but full-on Pokemon role-playing games? From some of the responses that I’m seeing on my Facebook wall, that seems to be exactly what many players are expecting will come out of this move.

>In other words, we’ll start to hear “Well, it’s nice, but why isn’t it on my phone?” more often. And as that shift keeps happening, consumers might start finding fewer reasons to buy Nintendo hardware. What that means for Nintendo’s games is anyone’s guess.

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Well, I'll miss club nintendo, but I won't miss the codes being printed on the inside of the jacket any more.
It's like, I used to throw out the inserts to indicate that I've already used that code, but how will I know now??
which region got shafted most in the later years of the Club?
It's a solid argument, but then again from what I've seen analysts never seem to figure out what Nintendo's going to do until they've already done it.
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As someone who enjoys the Mario Party titles, I was pretty disappointed with Bowser Party in Mario Party 10. There's only three boards which don't take long at all to play (at most, half an hour) and only a handful of minigames. After the fourth or fifth turn, we already had a repeat minigame.

Also how it works just feels lifeless: Everyone rolls trying to get away from Bowser, sometimes landing on good spots, bad spots, or nothing at all (maybe we were just unlucky enough to land on a lot more nothing spaces), then Bowser rolls four dice trying to catch up, getting one reroll if his first roll won't meet them. You only play a minigame if Bowser catches up and even then, each minigame taking seconds to play as it's always Bowser trying to hurt the other players.

See, in Bowser Party, there are no ministars or coins or really anything at all to collect. The players instead start out with a bit of health, possibly earning more if they're lucky. It's Bowser's job to deplete all of their health in the minigames or with random disruptions on the board. As such, each minigame is essentially run away from Bowser which gets old real fast. Some minigames are also more difficult than others, bordering on downright impossible to survive unless you have a ton of health.

Once a player has lost all their health, they get eliminated. On their turn, they still get to hit a slot machine to give the surviving team members some special dice to help them out, but you don't participate in anything else. I'll use this sentence to say that perhaps the worst thing a board game can do is end someone's fun early, especially when that's made to be someone else's goal. All the previous Mario Party titles never had such an inclusion. Why add a fifth player just to lower the player count as you play?

If at least one player reaches the end of the board, they are treated to the "grand" finale: the guessing game. The players are presented with Dry Bones, Bowser Jr, and a Sledge Bro. Bowser than secretly gives the star to one of them and then they guess who he gave it to. And that's it. If they guess incorrectly, they eliminate that choice from future guesses and then Bowser (usually) gets a minigame to try and take them out. If they survive, the players try again. It's just as fun as I'm making it sound. Maybe even a little less than I'm making it sound.

If the players do guess correctly, that's it. They win. Simple as that. And this is represented on-screen just as much as how I'm describing it. Little-to-no fanfare. The characters cheer a little. Bowser sulks/does nothing. The end. Truly the most hollow-feeling victory from a hollow-feeling game.

Perhaps the most disappointing thing about this is that this could've been a fun mode. The idea is sound, but the execution is terrible. If this played out all the way through similar to the 3-on-1 games from the previous titles, having both the 1 attack the 3 and at times vice versa, it would've been much more enjoyable as there would be a constant push and pull from both parties creating a hopefully thrilling tension. Instead we get a constant beatdown fest from the 1 and all the others can do is roll dice and hope for the best.

I haven't tried out the amiibo party (which I'm still unsure if every player needs their own amiibo or not) and from what I've seen, the main Mario Party mode is still similar to Mario Party 9 which in my opinion was really fun. Still, to know that a third of the game (the main marketing draw at that) is just a half-assed gimmicky mode is a huge disappointment.

TL;DR Bowser Party sucks.
So I apparently only have 300 coins, but there is nothing that I want or don't already own for that amount. I want to hope that there will be another prize rotation before the program ends this summer, but I doubt it.
You could get a code and barter it for something.
>Andre Segers in a Playboy video
I never thought the day would come ;u;
Leave it to Drew to make the Fury longer than the End.
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Holy cats
I didn't even know that there was a NGE game on N64.

Wish they did Raising Project instead.
Rodyle !Cljnc/gZnM
What's important is that Misato's superiority got recognized.
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Raising Project is shit.

"Neon Genesis Evangelion 2" is the best NGE game.

Home of the Type-F Equipment and Jet Alone PRIME motherfucker!
Raising Project is great, Shinji and Kaworu engage in intense Shower Bonding.
Thousand Year Door 3DS.

The leak is probably fake... but is it something you'd like to see?
I'd much rather have a new Paper Mario, a real one, not like SPM or Sticker Star.
It was mentioned that Xenoblade Chronicles sold better in the west than in Japan. And that's with a very limited release in the states.

Yet I'm sure we still won't get X for at least many months.
>Before Zelda Wii U got the tea table treatment
Hahah I love how thats totally a thing now.
I'm surprised we won't even be hearing about Zelda U even at their E3 report.
The Sneaky Tiki
From the sound of things it sounds like developers stumbled onto a couple of "Spider-Man 2 Web Swinging Mechanics" and need a lot more time to see if they can get this or that working and added.
We gonna be able to do more with the Hook Shot than just zip from point A to B?
The Sneaky Tiki
I always felt tightrope combat would be a cool Zelda thing.
Bring back those upward and downward thrust attacks we see in Brawl that come from Zelda II
The Sneaky Tiki
I doubt it's actually using the hookshot, though that would be neat. More likely they are using the open-world concept (think more Skyrim, less Ocarina of Time) to have more optional sidequests and, perhaps, alternative endings.
Long as the dungeons are less Skyrim and more...Zelda.
And quests are better than Skyrim quests.
>Those villagers names
When you see it...
Autonymoose !x4vv0ZYuAo
Haha, oh wow
What, Carpet Mice?
Mat Rodents
>alternative endings
Might be neat, although the Zelda series was never famous for its storytelling ability.
Autonymoose !x4vv0ZYuAo
True, but it has a lot of lore to pull from.

Yea, most the games are alternate timelines of others anyway.
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I only made gold this year.
Though to be fair, you had less time than usual to earn coins.
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Nintendo silencing everyone elses' fake news today with real news.
>Nintendo Direct
All of my meh. Not a single word about X, of course. Even just re-confirming a 2015 release state-side would be nice (Japan gets it at the end of the month.)
Ugh both Fire Emblems look so awful
SMT x FE looks terrible, but FE:If actually looks pretty cool. I wish Hoshodi and Nohr weren't so obviously black and white (with of course Japan's noble bloodline being the good path) but the choices still both sound fun to play.
Given how little has been shown of either of them, I'm assuming your primary reason for saying that is because they're anime styled.
There has been a steady stream of new information about X all year. There's not really much need for new information. I guess a reconfirmation of an english release would be nice, but lately it's seemed like there's been a new X piece every day on Siliconera.
Yeah here's some bits of info:

"oh okay so in Japan this is sold as two games, you buy one and can get the other storyline as discounted DLC.

There is a 3rd storyline that is also DLC

-Enemy Units can now Pair Up against you
-Dynamic Maps, interact with them to create new ways to traverse the map. Bridges, walls, etc.
-Bigger maps (From what it seems) "
Also it's not about it being "anime" as that doesn't mean anything. The characters do look quite awful though.
Not that person, but I'm more upset that SMT x FE doesn't seem to have any sign of established characters from either SMT or FE. It's like hoping for X-Men Legends and the game turning out to be X-Men Destiny.
But haven't those characters already been confirmed in an earlier trailer? Wikipedia seems to suggest they have: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shin_Megami_Tensei_X_Fire_Emblem
Oh, yeah, a lot of details are known, but I'm just antsy because of how the whole localization thing went with the original, so just a mention in a Direct would be nice.
You can see Tiki in this trailer actually
Smash bros vote:

Remember that ice climbers are technologically not viable and that Microsoft owns banjo kazooie
Also that we'll probably just get whoever they want anyway and those characters will be rehashes from old games or shoto style clones.
So everyone's voting Groose, Geno, Riki and Kumatora, right?
Wonder Red you boob!
Now we're guaranteed never to see Snake again due to Konami's fuckery.
Cranky Kong, you whippersnappers.
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I'm conflicted. I want to vote for Travis Touchdown, but his chances are so very slim. But on the other hand, Snake would be a sweet returnee. Decisions, decisions.
I chose Isaac from Golden Sun. Good moveset potential and an underrepresented series.
I'm torn between Ray from CustomRobo, Krystal from StarFox, and Isaac from Golden Sun. Also Shovel Knight and Mach Rider.
(Avoiding characters I want like Midna that are in already as assists)

I really REALLY want Snake back in because he was a ray of sunshine in the travesty that was Brawl, but on the other, we already have two rehashes for DLC coming up...
Also he's 3rd party...
After all the bullshit that went down between Konami and Kojima, I'm not sure if having Snake would be stepping on the toes of Kojima since he's not really his anymore, or be more of a middle finger to Konami by focusing the spotlight further on Kojima's own creation and not Konami's other franchises. I definitely don't think they deserve to have Simon anymore.
Konami as a company strikes me as insecure.
Too afraid of how they might look to other companies.
Sharkman Jhones
Since Hyrule Warriors showed off the potential, Majora's Mask kid Link who uses masks to fight and has a totally different moveset from Toon and regular Link. Maybe a Splatoon. Third-party/Konami that isn't Snake? Simon Belmont or Bill Rizer/Lance Bean. Actually, if you go with the Contra guys, you can have a Koopa Jr. kind of deal where the other colors are other characters. Bill, Lance, Probotector, Lucia, that one Samurai dude from Neo Contra.
Rodyle !Cljnc/gZnM
It should be Shovel Knight or Wonder Red
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My beef with the "new" SMTxFE is that it doesn't even look like Persona or Awakening or whichever scapegoat you lean towards. The ascetic feels like some generic garbage Compile Heart would put out. I might be a shill for some waifushit, but I haven't sunken that far, yet.

FEif looks okay. I'm not too jazzed about the whole Pokémon version route they're taking, but I'll live. I greatly enjoyed Awakening for the game it was, but as I'm playing FE7 for the first time, I'm beginning to appreciate the intricacies of the mechanics (weapon weight, fog, thrones) that were omitted from the last title, and hoping that they'll make some effort to bring some of them back.
This. It looks like a completely new IP. Even if the two series may have significant amounts of influence and character cameos in the game after all, they sure made a deceptive trailer for it.
>FEif looks okay. I'm not too jazzed about the whole Pokémon version route they're taking
Pokemon was at least at base the same game in both versions. Its kinda fucked up how they bring up 'in game choice' but you gotta pay extra to be able to access said choice.

Mass Effect

Paragon Edition.


The whole 'the main character is the player character' thing sorta pisses me off tbh.
When I first saw the trailer I thought it was Conception II (having only seen a few trailers for that particular game.)
But if you're getting a different story and different maps in both routes, doesn't that make it *less* annoying than Pokemon, where they basically just make one game with tweaked encounter rates?
Less annoying, maybe. But at the very least the two pokemon games are interchangeable. You buy one you get the full experience yaaaaaaaaay

Like, you gotta admit its kinda fucked up how they split a campaign between two games.
It's actually less so because you don't feel like you have to shell out for the other game in order to get a mostly complete experience as long as you've got a friend. This has more in common with Ground Zeroes and Phantom Pain.
The third campaign requires both the others.
No, with Pokemon all you usually miss out on are a couple Pokemon that they want you to trade with other people for. A little multiplayer and you have the full game, all species, all story, nothing cut (although Ruby/Sapphire had the game act slightly different, it was mostly the same.) This has you either pay for a game three times, or miss out on two thirds of it.
>Like, you gotta admit its kinda fucked up how they split a campaign between two games.

They didn't though. They made two games that start from a common point.

I mean I know how this argument goes because I've had it before, so I know that all these people are going to shout about how "No, we deserve both games if we buy one of them," but I stand by my point. If they have completely different levels and a completely different story beyond the prologue, these are two separate games.
I'm not convinced yet.
In many games, you'd have different factions for different campaigns. Splitting those up into multiple games seems like a cash grab.
I'll wait for reviews and impressions.
Yes, many games have had multiple campaigns. Know what some of those games were called? FUCKING FIRE EMBLEM

It's a naked, disgusting cash grab. However right now that model is exclusive to Japan.
Also I like how not only is FE finally giving into the JRPG temptation to have a Not Japan, they're the obvious good guys versus the Imperial West, and they're even going to the old "Japanese Emigres are either our allies or blood traitors" thing.
>No, we deserve both games if we buy one of them
Well then I guess I'll stop complaining because I'm definitely not buying this game if they bring that business model here with it.
>Blah blah blah I'm entitled to $60 worth of work because I gave this company $40.
We don't know the value of any of these games just yet.
Take a breather. It's not worth getting worked up over it right now.
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So Box Boy is pretty great. And only $5. And did I mention it's pretty great.
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This is just asking for trouble.
My sides
That was just exploiting a technicality that microsoft just owned rare for home consoles, so it was okay for them to make handheld games for Nintendo.
Might be cool, but I don't think nitty would go for it.
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The Splatoon lore pool is getting a bit deeper.
That'll only make sense if Zelda and Mario shared an universe in the first place.
There are a couple of different games with enemies from both, such as Link's Awakening and Super Smash Bros. Splatoon doesn't have to take place in the *actual* Zelda or Mario universe, it could just take place in another 'verse within the Nintendo Multiverse.
It's such an old joke but final smash: removing the wrist strap still makes me laugh.

With Nintendo making their games, I guess they don't need all those people.
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touching the buttons on the virtual ds does nothing...
Well, the WiiU touch pad doesn't have multitouch.

Kinda silly to have em in the first place though.
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If I could get this display on the TV without rotating the controls on the gamepad, I think I'd be set
Also, call me late to the party, but there just seems to be something a little off with the soul of YIDS.
So, with the various Directs/footage of Xenblade X it was almost entirely bad rap. The original Xenoblade has an amazing soundtrack and I was worried it would be lacking from this game.

However, someone just posted this Youtube video that is a peek at the 4-disc soundtrack for Xenoblade X, and oh my FSM the non-lyrical songs are FUCKING GLORIOUS. My hype level just jumped to the stratosphere. (Most of the ones with lyrics I could take/leave.)

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RELEASE DATE WHEN NOA (Also localize soundtrack kthx.)
I'm a Sawanofag so I don't mind the vocals or the presence of rap in the OST, it's that one male singer (mpi) that I really hate. The rapper (David Whitaker) isn't good but I find him easy to tune out, just like I did with the Kill la Kill song.
Good to see he's back with the wingdings titles, it got really bad with Aldnoah when even he was doing that even to the lyrics.
Sounds a bit samey to his previous work, which on one hand is already incredible to begin with as a baseline so even his phoned in soundtracks are better than most, but on the other hand it's disappointing how complacent he seems to have gotten as of late compared to his earlier works like Unicorn, Zombie Loan, and Sengoku Basara.
Sounds a lot like the music from Guilty Crown.
It's the same guy silly.
Man, I can't decide which Soundtrack is better, Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze or Super Mario 3D World.
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emulating a ds emulating a gba
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It usually says choose a special move.
I don't think Mewtwo has any customs.
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Sakurai will always hate shiny pokemon.

Wouldn't surprise me that they'd release an "incomplete" rehash character.
the N3DS Xenoblade worth it?
If you've already played and beaten Xenoblade and don't want to replay it? No. If you haven't played Xenoblade yet, haven't finished it, or just want to replay it on the go? Yes.
Anything change compared to the original game?
As far as I know, aside from graphic layout changes and having it in 3D, the only difference is the inclusion of a 3D model viewer if you use a Shulk Amiibo with it.
A surefire way to kill enthusiasm for a series is to get an executive to gush about it.

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This looks more like a distribution pitch than a trailer.
its to hook a network into it since Discovery was a bunch of assholes and killed Hub.
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It seems the lack of voice chat has killed any interest in Splatoon.


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On a related not, I like the box art for the Splatoon Wii U bundle. Shame it's just a normal black Wii U. With it being a Best Buy exclusive, I was expecting more.
I'd hardly say any interest.
The game is clearly intended for younger audiences and Nintendo's extremely protective of their image as a family friendly distributor.
Maybe allowing voice chat for friends only would help.
Well that's a pretty dumb reason to suddenly be disinterested in a game.
It's just not a shooter if you can't call people Mexican Jew Lizard Fags for missing a shot.
Fucking finally
>An online team focused shooter does not have voice chat to allow for coordination, callouts, or general communication
>Losing hype for a game lacking a basic feature that has been in every single online shooter since Halo is not a valid reason to loose intrest in the game
Really, nintendo should just start a premium wifi service so that they can afford to have nice servers that can handle gameplay and voice chat at the same time.
>>An online team focused shooter does not have voice chat to allow for coordination, callouts, or general communication

Is THAT what the chat is for? I've only ever seen it used by 13-year-olds to call other people niggers.
Depends entirely on what game you're playing, with the more popular ones being prone to it. I played a lot of IL2 Sturmovik on PS3 and never encountered any of the shitslinging common in other games.
T4 was here
And when I played playstaion online I get no chat at all.
Dead silent.
voice chat is pretty useful in TF2 and stuff...
>no release date from Xenoblade Chronicles X Direct
I cannot possibly express how underwhelmed I am.
I feel like I just want to go all digital with my 3DS.
I did a few months back. Got a 32 GB card, and haven't come close to filling it up yet.

No regrets. Cards suck.
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What happened to Mario Party?!

This doesn't look fun at all.
10 was disappointing, but my hopes weren't really there anyway.
Nintendo misunderstood all the griping about the previous titles and simplified it. So now it kinda sucks with 10. Was the 3DS version any good?
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>buy a refurbished Wii U from Nintendo's site
>free Link Amiibo in the packing papers
Goddamnit, why is it that when major corporations use memes it's always something from 2006 or something?
Because corporate execs are fucking old. You don't get to the top of the ladder by being "hip" and "with it", you get it through long decades of hard graft. Or at least the rich-asshole equivalent of "hard graft".

Executives are always a decade behind the times at least.
Apparently X has some sort of Day 1 DLC. Lame.
I think the worst thing about DLC like this is how the game doesn't work if you don't buy the DLC. If they would just make it to where you could play the game you paid for, I'm sure no one would complain about the fact that people can voluntarily elect to spend more money to get bonus features for a game they bought. If they complained in that situation it would be hard to think of it as anything more than entitled bitching.
This shit better not be on-disc DLC.

And when it finally comes out in America, that shit better be on disc and free, cause why the fuck are we having to wait again?
>The first DLC will be released on May 8th
Never mind, it's not Day 1. Still close enough to be annoying.
Screw that noise.
It's close enough to be "It was in development but we couldn't finish it before release, so now it's DLC instead."
If there is no evidence of this DLC existing on disk, I'll be very very surprised.
>And when it finally comes out in America, that shit better be on disc and free
Why stop there? The game should also be free, and come with free blowjobs.
Of course not, but having that simple DLC free would be a nice token for non-JP fans who have no release date and are made to wait, again, because Nintendo can't understand localization of non-major properties.
Gotta be all or nothing huh?
You're still asking for a lot. Them localizing it is already a nice token. I'm not sure you understand the localization process as much you think.
Xenoblade Chronicles sold as much in the USA as Europe and Japan combined. X should have been a worldwide release instead of this.
It still costs money and takes time to localize regardless of sales. The game is made by Japanese people, so of course the writers and everything are going to be working in Japanese. Simultaneous worldwide releases are really only feasible with guaranteed sales juggernauts, which despite the success of Xenoblade, X is not. The Wii U is not a popular system, even if Xenoblade was one of the most popular games on Wii. This is not a Zelda or a Pokemon. It's still a niche title on a niche console, and the amount of extra money it would cost to get a localization done in time for release without delaying the release in Japan would not be a sound investment.
Don't forget that so many things went bad with people leaking the worldwide release of Pokemon everywhere, they decided that we don't deserve to have that.
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Goddamn, everything about Splatoon is like a manifestation of the early 2000's. I'm not even gonna play the game, because I really don't care about shooters on consoles, but I still love watching everything about it just for the massive wave of nostalgia that hits me everytime I see it.
>I really don't care about shooters on consoles,
I don't care about shooters *at all*, and I can say that Splatoon is incredibly fun even so. I got it as part of the packaged-in Wii U bundle thing, so I figured I would give it a try, and it's tons of fun. It's not really like a standard shooter since you're not trying to kill opponents, and that makes a big difference in how the thing plays and feels. It's less about twitch reflexes and more about strategy.

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1680265972.506288 - 0.001335 (0.000013s): kobak\current: creating default rewrite rules

1680265972.506289 - 0.001336 (0.000001s): kobak\current: starting validation of current section

1680265972.506295 - 0.001342 (0.000006s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "before_validation"

1680265972.506314 - 0.001361 (0.000019s): kobak\plugins: finished running 1 actions for hook "before_validation"

1680265972.506318 - 0.001365 (0.000004s): kobak\current: finished validating section

1680265972.506323 - 0.001370 (0.000005s): kobak\current: finished validating prerequisites

1680265972.506327 - 0.001374 (0.000004s): kobak\current: finished validating optional inputs

1680265972.506331 - 0.001378 (0.000004s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "validation"

1680265972.506348 - 0.001395 (0.000017s): KOBAK BBS: validating board

1680265972.506388 - 0.001435 (0.000040s): kobak\ban: query: querying posts

1680265972.506395 - 0.001442 (0.000007s): kobak\db: setting up new instance

1680265972.506397 - 0.001444 (0.000002s): kobak\db: Attempting to connect to database

1680265972.507013 - 0.002060 (0.000616s): kobak\db: Successfully connected to database

1680265972.507020 - 0.002067 (0.000007s): kobak\db: finished setup

1680265972.507671 - 0.002718 (0.000651s): KOBAK BBS: loading board specific plugins

1680265972.508131 - 0.003178 (0.000460s): KOBAK BBS: finished loading board specific plugins

1680265972.508138 - 0.003185 (0.000007s): KOBAK BBS: validating thread

1680265972.508144 - 0.003191 (0.000006s): kobak\thread: query: start

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1680265972.522621 - 0.017668 (0.001142s): kobak\post: query: finished.

1680265972.522636 - 0.017683 (0.000015s): kobak\thread: query: posts queried, setting up thread object.

1680265972.522652 - 0.017699 (0.000016s): kobak\thread: query: finished.

1680265972.522692 - 0.017739 (0.000040s): kobak\plugins: finished running 1 actions for hook "validation"

1680265972.522745 - 0.017792 (0.000053s): kobak\current: Template file found

1680265972.522748 - 0.017795 (0.000003s): kobak\current: setting up HTML vars

1680265972.522755 - 0.017802 (0.000007s): kobak\html: setting up new instance

1680265972.522776 - 0.017823 (0.000021s): kobak\html: finished setup

1680265972.522779 - 0.017826 (0.000003s): kobak\current: setting up per-page HTML vars

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1680265972.522889 - 0.017936 (0.000002s): start rendering html

1680265972.522979 - 0.018026 (0.000090s): loading thread

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1680265972.523016 - 0.018063 (0.000008s): kobak\plugins: checking actions for hook "header_meta"

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1680265972.523464 - 0.018511 (0.000011s): kobak\plugins: finished running 1 actions for hook "after_postmessage"

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SQL statistics:

time taken: 0.00062203 SELECT *, ( SELECT GROUP_CONCAT(DISTINCT `kobaboardban`.`boardid` ORDER BY `kobaboardban`.`boardid` SEPARATOR ',') FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `banid` = `id` GROUP BY `banid` ) AS `active_boards` FROM `kobaban` WHERE ( (`iplong1` = '03eefa49') OR (`iplong1` <= '03eefa49' AND '03eefa49' <= `iplong2`) ) AND `type` IN(-1,0,1,2,3) AND (`id` IN ( SELECT `banid` FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `boardid` IN(3) ) OR `global` = 1) ORDER BY `type`,`expiration` DESC no rows found or affected (prepared query)
time taken: 0.00771904 SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND p.`postid` = '193131' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '3' AND `parentid` = '193131' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` no error (prepared query)


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Rewrite/redirect rules:

Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Redirect /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ $matches[1]\/ 302
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3]
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss
Rewrite: /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss

rules in htaccess format:

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2023-03-31 05:32:52