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Movie's made with gmod or SFM
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Rappy "n" Demo: Revenge of Ninja Spy
//youtube.com/watch?v=EqwbcsawGik
Cockblock Robotnik is the best.
To add a little extra oomph to the Saxxys this year, Valve released a Portal DLC pack for SFM.
TF2 vs. Portal.
ONLY ONE CAN SURVIVE.
>>189062
Eh, I don't mind.
But I wish Japan tossed away mmd, so they can discover the wonders of SFM.
>>189063
Only downside to the Portal DLC is that certain effects didn't get in because of the TF2-centric nature of SFM (including the portals themselves).
>>189067
From the SFM blogpost announcing the DLC/Saxxys:
>Since the Saxxy Awards started as a Team Fortress 2 video contest, and the SFM runs a modified version of TF2 itself, we've naturally seen mostly videos in that universe.
That begs the question though, what's keeping SFM from running a modified version of Portal? Or Half-Life? Or any other Source game?
>>189070
Actually nothing, considering someone recreated an scene from the Sonic movie using props from Sonic Generations.
>>189070
SFM doesn't "run" any other games, it just uses models from those games or fan-made models created specifically for SFM. The program just had assets from TF2 (including several videos) already available.
>>189077
Its amazing what one can make "work" in SFM and by "work" I mean make sexually explicit shorts.
>>189077
That still doesn't explain why SFM can't render Portal assets, particles and effects like portals.
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/245/c/e/notfunny_by_drdicksamazingstick-d7xqn6z.swf
Oh Littlepip, you silly addict~
//youtube.com/watch?v=uMra1iv7QEQ
>>191875
>autistic
//youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk
I mean there are dudes making more of it.
//youtube.com/watch?v=N4zolq9fF8c
Dont get more autistic then that.
Oh, I found some swedish Machinima, lets watch it shall we!
//youtube.com/watch?v=Z5nAM-Se1g8
Aw thats to bad...
Lets hope ponies can cheer me up.
//youtube.com/watch?v=CtbLBRL64Tk
Ayup!
Fuck man...nobody told me kitty0706 died...
//youtube.com/watch?v=dzMq5_thk4o
//youtube.com/watch?v=rzbNpXRMrRQ
Great custom model.
//youtube.com/watch?v=0zQirSjP00Q
And this will come in handy.
I'm a really big fan of videos that have some kind of storyline. Even if it's weird as fuck.
//youtube.com/watch?v=TjaCI6-zEt4
Maybe it's immature. Maybe it's kinda dumb. But I still enjoy good ol' gmod limb flail.
//youtube.com/watch?v=FHer4ypZurs
X finally delivered.
…sort of.
//youtube.com/watch?v=DCrOPhs_QXw
>Saxxys are back
YAY
>entries limited to 3 minutes this time
W
H
Y
Someone explain to Valve that short films are usually 7 goddamn minutes. Most people CAN NOT tell the story they wish to tell in 3 minutes without sacrificing pacing.
Not really your traditional machinima, but it’s still pretty fucking awesome.
//youtube.com/watch?v=v7Bf0fel8S0
Attached webm is my favorite moment from this.
>>188168
>gmod
>>188678
>2 best friends play
Castle Super Beast Clips: What Is GMod?
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