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Someone suggested I should take this here, so here it goes.
>What the fuck is this shit?
It's a chilean puppet show that gathered a cult following over the years all over latin america. It's a fake newscast led by egotistical anchorman Tulio Triviño. It originally ran for three seasons, with a fourth season aired last year.
>Is there going to be more?
Only if I manage to get a new timer/the old one comes back.
Please enjoy the episode!
Anyone who wishes to join me in this magical subbing adventure is more than welcome.
Forgot the link to the first episode
https://mega.nz/#F!WBkCSJwK!rfTKL6M__MgaXOVRFbbaBw
I can probably help with timing. Do you have translation?
I'll have to redo them since my hard drive got wiped, but I can whip up a few episodes in a couple of days. It might be kinda hard for you if you don't understand spanish, though. Thank you for your interest either way!
Thanks to the cool anon above, the project is rolling again.
You can follow our progress over at http://policarpofansubs.tumblr.com/
Thanks to the cool anon above, the project is back.
Follow our progress over at http://policarpofansubs.tumblr.com/
Sorry for the double posting. Site's not letting me delete my own posts.
Full musical album "31 minutos", bought and downloaded from Google Play. Enjoy:
https://mega.co.nz/#!ORwnlBSb!3gYLVG2G_OEhay1tcCgDfimTD3CcVwR8tlWCbYiItyQ
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6lDFI93ly1lTjJ6ZGtfVkpjVWM/view?usp=sharing
There are 3 more "31 minutos" related albums available for purchase. If the project keep going this well, I'll buy probably and upload them too
Timings guy here. I'll be posting episodes on MEGA and Google Drive. Below are the links to folders with episodes. English subtitles are muxed in. New episodes will be added there as soon as they're translated and timed
https://mega.nz/#F!qRRiHIoY!u-Zl6Zb2mTTmWD2o6K0T2g
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B_LRLpICOTvSfjFXVjlqejlZM2Q3NEdwMVQ4RlpIa21BUkQ5SDJjQ0tUMktTSlhOOTVGaEk&usp=sharing
Episode 1x03 added to MEGA folder
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