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Board-tans.
A thread for anything and everything concerning the anthropomorphic (or otherwise in some cases) personifications of boards on 4chan and possibly other chan based websites.
The /tg/ wiki article:
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Board-tans
Gallery of board-tan images:
http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/list
Follow the links above the gallery to boards also hosted on 4chanhouse for various comics and other information/pics not found in the gallery.
I guess I'm the one doing this since no one else has bothered to make a thread for them here on the new /coc/ board yet.
In b4 complaints about the OP image used.
Yes, some designs are dated, but that is the image containing the highest number of board-tans in one image.
It may become necessary to create a board-tan entry on the /co/ wiki at some point in the future, but that's future business.
The newest board-tan as of the date of this post is /qa/-tan.
Well, that happened.
http://the-conservatory.wikia.com/wiki/Board-tans
Why does Be/ck/y have that weird black costume on her wiki page? She's wearing a white chef's hat and light-colored clothes on 99% of her pics.
If there is ever a 4chanime, I think I know how to get about it.
Season 1: Focus on the main cast being /a/, /co/, /tg/, /x/, and /v/. There will be appearances with /d/ and other boards that were the main focus from the 4chanhouse site. Season 1 will be mostly the season on goofing off. Most likely this is where the initial pairings take place. The time is pre-2010. The villain depicted is /b/.
Season 2: It's not anything new to have boards be deleted. This is the plot for season 2 that introduces special appearances from sites outside of 4chan.
Season 3: 4chan 2012. /r9k/ and /pol/ (/new/) returns. The main villain is /pol/. The plot goes through clashes with reality vs. internet. At this point, outside sites have made regular appearances with the 4chan boards.
Season 4: TBA.
OVAs: Pretty much fanfiction material that covers the Winterball, 4chan cup, and various activities with 4chan users, including creations of the /co/verse, /tg/verse, etc.
Man, the /aco/-tan threads suck ass in a majorly non-sexy way.
Everyone is so caught up in wanting their design to be the board-tan that it's turned nasty and now everyone just attacks everyone else and tries to make everyone hate the designs they don't like.
They've been stuck in that loop for a week at least.
I don't know anything about /aco/. I usually leave the porn boards alone until their personalities are established (or somehow formed for an educated guess).
/aco/ had a very heated and prolonged argument over who /aco/-tan should be. They have yet to resolve the issue and are now trying to ignore it because of how much shitposting happens when it gets brought up.
Meanwhile, I've seen a ghost and a marble statue proposed for /his/-tan.
An opossum furry rolling around in garbage for /trash/-tan seems to be generally agreed upon already.
And I haven't seen anything for the /news/ board yet, though I haven't been looking. I hope it's not another /pol/, that design has already been used for both /new/ and /pol/ in the past.
The /new/ design was used for /pol/ because of the /new/ redirect. It was one of the reasons /pol/ users couldn't settle on the design of their board tan. They literally had two different userbases on the board.
>>51847
The latest is J/aco/lyn is the /aco/tan with /Aco/rn as her sidekick a la /co/lette. The other potential tans are now residents and costumers of a brothel including Madam Peacock. So a nice expanded universe already. This agreement seems to make the most people satisfied. The BrokenLynx style seems to be the most accepted.
Writefaggotry is /aco/ is the old West of 4chan, J/aco/lyn is a Lone Ranger type hero with her largely mute sidekick deputy /aco/rn. They rustle up /d/eviants and eastern hentai that have wandered into /aco/ territory. Maybe /d/tan is a villain here. The daring duo owe money to Peacock and stay/work at her brothel.
only colored image I could find atm
/qst/ is now a board has a tan that seems to be accepted as of now. /qst/ is a trial board so who knows if it'll stick around forever but I thought I'd share.
/qst/ian (pronounced like Christian) is a little brother of /tg/tan. Has a bird familiar. Is a little kid ready for adventure. That's it as of now.
http://the-conservatory.wikia.com/wiki/Board-tans/aco
People are moving on with the cowgirl.
Some are trying to push for female /qst/tan instead of male, but just a skirt instead of overalls. Seems to be exactly the same characterization otherwise
>>51886
Female /qst/-tan got shot down, he'll be base form male.
There's still back-and-forth on the nature of /qst/-tan's relation to /tg/-tan.
As of last board-tan thread on /qst/, they have asked to hold off on making a wiki entry for him yet so they can still get some things worked out.
For at least one day, he got to be a board-tan.
/cock/ - Comics & Cartoons & Cooking
Other merged boards during the 2017 April Fools Day prank also did stuff, but having this guy be "legitimized" is what was most interesting to me.
Wow, this thing is still up?
I made this.
https://youre-not-hitler.com/
I'm back to drawing and now I make doodles on the oekaki board.
>>418678
>Wow, this thing is still up?
Yes, we are. Tell everyone.
>I'm back to drawing and now I make doodles on the oekaki board.
That reminds me, should plus4chan have oekaki back?
>>418680
I mean, do we want a built-in oekaki applet to draw directly on plus4chan.
There used to be one but it was completely broken and removed.
I'm glad people still come here. Anywho.
Things to complete:
-A height chart for the male board tans (females afterwards).
-Storywriting for YNH (personal project)
-A smoother animation for this one gif I made of /pol/ drinking
Things I'm currently doing for board tans:
-Small board tan doodles on 4chan's /i/ board (I don't mind an oekaki on plus4chan, I can draw on both)
-Updating some 2013 profiles on boards added afterwards.
I'll report back when I'm done with the height chart.
Most of the boards seem so much less creative than they used to be, to the point of newfags actively reviling any attempt at original content.
>>418701
I didn't get done with the height chart,
but most importantly i gotta tell you guys how much 3d stuff i'm making
that's what i've been doing since december.
The 4chanhouse board-tan shimmie now shows an account suspended message.
>>418928
Like tears in the rain, all oldfag content lost
Everday we move into the future more and more slips away
/pw/ finally has a board-tan. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for "The /pw/erhouse" Mr. Dimes! The son of the late /asp/, he's taken up the mantle of his father's wrestling legacy and take it to the next level. His little sister /xs/ thinks what he does is "fake and gay" as the two have a heated sibling rivalry. That's about it for now, however the thread is still up and ripe with ideas so stay tuned for that.
There are also a few alternative colorings of his outfit but this one is board colors so it takes precedent.
>>419050
Also joining him in the ring, representing the women's division and the collective horniness of /pw/, Penny /pw/ers! She acts as the new era of wrestling compared to /pw/erhouse's old guard. Dimes acts as both a mentor to the new up and coming talent and a rival to prepare her for the real beasts in the ring.
No colored version yet, but there's probably more art on the way soon.
>>419050
Art
>>419051
More art
>>419050
One more for the road
>>419050
I also noticed that thread.
It'll be fun to see what they come up with, especially after some rando who likely doesn't even use 4cahn tried making a wiki page for /pw/-tan a few weeks ago.
The /v/ mod for Friday Night Funkin' brought in a lot of new traffic to the wiki.
>>419050
I did notice (three days later) that you linked to the wiki in them since you wanted to get them on there.
Going through the threads, I didn't see any real discussion about his relationship with other board-tans and I just finished filling out the page on the wiki with what I saw in the /pw/ threads before I saw this thread mentioned there.
Anyway, that page on the wiki is unlocked now so feel free to edit it if anything I put on it is wrong or if you feel I left anything out (which I likely did).
I don't know what the correlation is with /pw/ and dimes, so it'd probably be better if someone in the know looked it over.
Is the shimmie just a blank page for anyone else right now?
>>419072
It's a 500 error on my end. The most likely scenario is that the host upgraded the php version and that broke the ancient software. If anyone has their contact, tell them that if they need any help, I can try looking into it.
>>419073
I don't have Zecro's contact.
At least it's not a problem on my end for once. Boorus across the spectrum have been giving me issues for months now.
>>419074
According to http://www.4chanhouse.org/about.php it's admin@4chanhouse.org but I don't know if they actually use that email or not.
In the recent /coc/ thread Zecro made contact and is in touch with the plus4chan guys, so maybe we'll see the shimmie resurface in some form.
Also, does anyone know anything about /vst/-tan? Someone made a page for it on the wiki and it's just blank. What the hell?
>>419252
That image is confusing, it looks like a Tiger tank, with what looks like a king sitting on top, but then why isn't it a King Tiger instead (which looks completely different)?
>>419254
/vst/ is videogame strategy board, presumably it is taken from the many worlf war strategy games.
There is also alot of games under their purview where you play as both kings and generals, so that would be why the character looks like a general wearing a crown?
>>419254
The king is an "armchair general" who wanted them to drive closer so he could hit them with his sword, but then got the genius idea to load the sword into the tank's canon.
>>419253
There were a bunch of pics on the shimmie and with that still being down I went digging into the archives trying to figure out what's going on with this board-tan, but it all seems to still be up in the air.
>>419252
>In the recent /coc/ thread Zecro made contact and is in touch with the plus4chan guys, so maybe we'll see the shimmie resurface in some form.
Special thanks for whoever dug up his email for that.
I drew /int/-tan in SATW style drawing
Are board-tans still a beloved part of 4chan?
>>419323
4chan is actively trying to censor any board meta, so if they are, it is in spite of that.
>>419323
After the massive resurgence of interest they got due to the /v/ mod of Friday Night Funkin', who can say?
What happened to the house shimmie?
Is there another art booru out there that has the archived images??
New design for /vt/-tan is available
>>419344
Zecro was contacted and said he would migrate it to a newer system... but this was back in december. No word since then.
Well, if you ever get to the point where you don't think Zecro is going to get back to you, I'll share this.
Not everything that was on the shimmie, but enough to rebuild if anyone has the capacity to do so. Maybe 70% - 80% of what was on the shimmie.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ltiocds578zp7nk/AABpDapdrdIOUKMvj38krGwaa?dl=0
/lgbt/-tan creation thread (I think it's the second one)
https://www.mediafire.com/file/6xd0ncqpipzbr18/2013_lgbt_board-tan_thread.7z/file
/vr/-tan creation threads
https://www.mediafire.com/file/zawu6wywy1gai2d/vr-tan_creation_threads.rar/file
/m/ CYOA
Part 1
https://www.mediafire.com/file/vvb9zpbouo0b3ed/M_CYOA_1.7z/file
Part 2
https://www.mediafire.com/file/yx7o0k2qy3lvyba/M_CYOA_2.7z/file
We don't need to worry about the /fit/ comics, I already posted those over on /co/ (this site's /co/).
Oh, right, also this. The /co/nrad and /co/lette pics are in the FJCs sub folder. I have those in the /co/ creations folder separate from the board-tan folder cluster since /co/ creations are quite numerous.
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/wts4r0s88udbmaj/AAACxB6zUNWbYazzY9hlAWTpa?dl=0
Also Cookie (/cock/-tan) and Deelette are in the Kid sub folder.
Lol.
My public dropbox links have been temporarily suspended for generating excessive traffic.
I guess that means someone is using them.
>>419367
I didn't, if you can post them over again (or just send a link privately to me in email so as to not piss off dropbox), and I'll mirror it.
took a quick peek at the zip, it's missing some of the Trevor Virtua Fighter model pics.
And here are the rest of the pics from that thread... if you want the original pics, you'll have to look for them in the /vr/ archives I'm afraid, they were posted some time in 2016 I think.
The reason there's so much is that someone made a Virtua Fighter mockup of some popular-on-/vr/ characters, and I'm not sure at which order the pics were posted, but we got Bubsy 3d, Trevor, Phalanx cover art guy with the banjo, and the Turbografx16 Bomberman cover art guy.
This was the last pic made, as far as I know the roster was never completed, the modeler guy didn't finish it.
I think the next character we discussed to add was either Popful Mail or Rami-chan from Keio Flying Squadron since both were popular (possible because a dude on /vr/ once tracked down and scanned a previously unscanned Keio Flying Squadron / Popful Mail doujin by Studio Katsudon, it later got translated too).
>>419369
The zip is just what I personally had in my dropbox folder. I never saw any of these virtual fighter pics so there's no way I would've had them.
>>419368
Once they've stopped suspending my ability to make public links, sure.
A /coc/ booru sort of thing would be a better solution, but you can't make boorus anymore and I spend enough of my time updating and tagging the /d/ drawthread booru as is.
>>419378
I emailed Zecro again, but I haven't heard from him since December. I'm hoping that he could at least send a backup our way and then I'd host it here on plus4chan. As long as there's someone to manage it, since I'm completely unfamiliar with booru administration. It would be better than starting from zero, plus I'd want to preserve the image dates on the booru.
>>419379
Yeah, I know you want to preserve the time stamps.
I'm just trying to provide an alternative in case things don't work out, and also because someone asked me for all this in the weekly /coc/ threads.
If the dropbox links are still not working in 2 days then let me know and I'll try re-doing the links and send them your way once I find the plus4chan email again.
>>419457
/pol/'s tan would be a brown-skinned guy waving a soviet russia flag nowadays.
>>419458
I wouldn't know. I don't go on 4chan a lot these days and I just want to keep to the old board's history.
I draw what I want more than what people want.
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SQL statistics:
| time taken: 0.00102401 | SELECT *, ( SELECT GROUP_CONCAT(DISTINCT `kobaboardban`.`boardid` ORDER BY `kobaboardban`.`boardid` SEPARATOR ',') FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `banid` = `id` GROUP BY `banid` ) AS `active_boards` FROM `kobaban` WHERE ( (`iplong1` = '22efad90') OR (`iplong1` <= '22efad90' AND '22efad90' <= `iplong2`) ) AND `type` IN(-1,0,1,2,3) AND (`id` IN ( SELECT `banid` FROM `kobaboardban` WHERE `boardid` IN(6) ) OR `global` = 1) ORDER BY `type`,`expiration` DESC | no rows found or affected (prepared query) |
| time taken: 0.00363803 | SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, s.total_posts, s.total_files, s.total_image, s.total_audio, s.total_video, s.total_swf, s.unique_ip, s.unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid LEFT JOIN `kobapoststats` s on p.boardid = s.boardid and p.postid = s.threadid WHERE p.`boardid` = '6' AND p.`postid` = '51685' AND `parentid` = '0' AND `deleted` = '0' UNION ALL SELECT p.*, r.time r_time, r.reason r_reason, r.ipmd5 r_ipmd5, r.ipcrypt r_ipcrypt, r.password r_password, r.userid r_userid, null as total_posts, null as total_files, null as total_image, null as total_audio, null as total_video, null as total_swf, null as unique_ip, null as unique_user FROM `kobapost` p LEFT JOIN `kobareport` r on p.boardid = r.boardid and p.postid = r.postid WHERE p.`boardid` = '6' AND `parentid` = '51685' AND `deleted` = '0' ORDER BY `parentid`,`postid` | no error (prepared query) |
actions:
| before_validation | actions: 1 | start: 1679719053.54532600 | end: 1679719053.54534500 | took (total): 0.000019 |
| footer_meta | actions: 8 | start: 1679719053.56035900 | end: 1679719053.56044800 | took (total): 0.000089 |
| header_meta | actions: 4 | start: 1679719053.55355800 | end: 1679719053.55360600 | took (total): 0.000048 |
| setup_html | actions: 4 | start: 1679719053.55338400 | end: 1679719053.55346500 | took (total): 0.000081 |
| validation | actions: 1 | start: 1679719053.54536900 | end: 1679719053.55327200 | took (total): 0.007903 |
Rewrite/redirect rules:
| Redirect | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/0.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | $matches[1]\/ | 302 |
| Redirect | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/1.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | $matches[1]\/ | 302 |
| Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/(\d\w*)s.png$/ | /$matches[1]/thumbs/$matches[2]s.png | |
| Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/?(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1] | |
| Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/([0-9]*)\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=index&board=$matches[1]&pagenumber=$matches[2] | |
| Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/catalog\.html(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=catalog&board=$matches[1] | |
| Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/t([0-9]*)\.(html|json|rss)(?:\?.*)?$/ | index.php?section=thread&board=$matches[1]&thread=$matches[2]&ext=$matches[3] | |
| Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/posts_feed\.rss$/ | index.php?section=posts_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss | |
| Rewrite: | /^([a-z_\-0-9]*)\/threads_feed\.rss$/ | index.php?section=threads_feed&board=$matches[1]&ext=rss | |
| Rewrite: | /^latest_posts\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_posts&ext=rss | |
| Rewrite: | /^latest_threads\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_threads&ext=rss | |
| Rewrite: | /^latest_nsfw_posts\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_nsfw_posts&ext=rss | |
| Rewrite: | /^latest_nsfw_threads\.rss$/ | index.php?section=latest_nsfw_threads&ext=rss |
rules in htaccess format:
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2023-03-24 21:37:33