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No.419192
Let's Translate Hamster Jovial!Anonymous
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Today it became known in /coc/ that, despite pages from it being posted and attracting moderate attention, Hamster Jovial still has not been translated into English. An enterprising Anon said that they would buy the book and make an HQ scan if somebody would translate it, and I thought, why not make it a community project? Would anybody be interested?
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>>419192
I'm not sure you know what you are getting into, offering to translate a book by Gotlib. But I'll bite. Here's a link, apparently it already had a digital release:
https://mega.nz/file/VxcjkQhA#YRYVpkl2ep__W7cS3X3zUtqxI-wof4-qfBWBAXQiaQc
No.419194
Anonymous
>>419193
These couple of strips aren't too bad for wordplay, the editing would be a huge bitch though, especially for the first strip. /coc/ is really dead too, isn't it? Couldn't even finish Melusine.
No.419195
Anonymous
Melusine had the translator(s) taking a break and it's been like that ever since.

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2023-03-31 05:30:18