>>437444 G.I JOE IS ALWAYS A THORN IN MY SIDE YOU CRETIN!
Also, I had a very bad dream where it was the year 2014, and G.I Joe was using real bullets instead of lasers and Cobra was killing them by shooting them point blank instead of doing something more theatrical like starting a band, or creating a channel on TV to make them look bad.
>>437446 I remembered that place, but not the members, I had a fever dream where with that green little alien wearing that backpack, a girl with fire powers, some pink haired mafia boss, and that red haired twink.
>>437449 Lex Luthor: "Something tells me you wanted to tarnish their reputation first before blasting their heads off, I can't blame you at all for that. Speaking of which, I might have a buisness meeting later, so I'll leave you all to your own devices? Try not mess the place, I have the hallways renovated last week!" (Gonna go hit the haysack, goodnight everybody! Hopefully one day we'll get more freedom with other characters beyond /co/ scope.)
>>437464 NO NO, THOSE TWO WORDS NOOOOOOOOO NOW I REMEMBER EVERYTHING ALL THE MEMORIES I HAD WITH THIS PLACE, ALL THE PEOPLE I REMEMBERED, I KNOW ALL THE NAMES AND I KNOW THIS ISLAND AND THAT DAMN CULT, WHY DID I EVEN PARTICIPATE ? WHY ?? WHYYYYYYY? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>437467 If getting laid is what you want, then I'm sure the Baroness and Zaranna will be all too happy to grant that request if you help destroy G.I Joe.
>>437467 Ok, ok I'll help you do that dumb quest and get laid, just let me get that damn beer >>437466 Hey cobra, look I know really don't like your shriveled voice, but tell me where can I find that beer ?
>>437470 My name is not Mirror Master you ignorant buffoon. I am Cobra Commander and I will soon be the supreme ruler of everything.
>>437472 My voice is not shriveled up in the slightest. My soldiers have told me that I sound exactly like Sean Connery and I know they'd never lie to me.
As for beer, we don't have that at Cobra and we don't have running water either. We have things like ketchup, glue, and paint to drink instead.
>>437482 This meeting won't get shut down as long as I'm here, and how on earth will you be able to shut us down when your will is not your own?
>Pulls out guitar and microphone and begins singing Cold Slither. It causes Gambit's ears to bleed since Cobra Commander sounds like a lung cancer patient.
>>437496 GAMBIT, ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS I WAS IN A CABIN AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I'M HERE GAMBIT DON'T TELL HIM ABOUT IT I SWEAR. Can you take me to the toilet ? I can't move right now
>>437497 Yes, mon amie - It is me, Gambit. The real question is what happened? First, you abandon not only Professor Xavier and the X-Men, but also our team with Shadow, Ryuko and the Comedian! Don't you remember our days of justice and keeping the peace from threats far and wide?
>>437499 I'll take you to the toilet alright! >Lifts Logan above his head before bringing him down to dunk his head in the toilet and give him a swirly
>>437505 Logan's a murderer? Maybe he's got a spot in Cobra afterall