/co/ - Comics & Cartoons

>>437436
Lex Luthor:
"So, how is everybody?"

>>437437
Who the heck are you bub ?

My balls hurt

>>437439
Lex Luthor:
"You should ask that yourself."

>>437441
I don't know what's wrong with me ? Last time I was resting in my canadian cabin, all of a sudden I'm back here

>>437437
I feel stupendously joyful. I've just found out that there is Nationally Celebrated Day for snakes on July 16th while G.I Joe gets nothing.

Yet another victory for Cobra

>>437439
He looks kind of like Destro, but if the helmet was actually his face.

>>437442
Lex Luthor:
"Yeah, 'resting in my cabin' alright. Canada's up north."

>>437443
Lex Luthor:
"Ah, welcome back Cobra Commander. Been awhile isn't it? GI Joe hasn't been a thorn on your side again?"

Yo, these mints taste awful
*Is eating chalk*

>>437443
Your voice sounds like a shriveled up voice of a crow
>>437444
What happened to me ? Have I gone mad ?

>>437445
Lex Luthor:
"You'll find better mints on the kitchen, to the right."

>>437446
Lex Luthor:
"If you mean 'I walked into a club meant for villans without checking the signs' than yes you have gone mad."

>Runs in

>>437444
G.I JOE IS ALWAYS A THORN IN MY SIDE YOU CRETIN!

Also, I had a very bad dream where it was the year 2014, and G.I Joe was using real bullets instead of lasers and Cobra was killing them by shooting them point blank instead of doing something more theatrical like starting a band, or creating a channel on TV to make them look bad.

Thank Cobra that it was just a bad dream

>>437447
Nice blouse

>>437446
I remembered that place, but not the members, I had a fever dream where with that green little alien wearing that backpack, a girl with fire powers, some pink haired mafia boss, and that red haired twink.

>>437445
THOSE AREN'T MINTS YOU FOOL!

>>437446
I HAVE THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL YOU BLASTED MUTANT!

>>437448
I'm quite flattered at your choice in colors. Are you planning on joining Cobra?

>>437449
Lex Luthor:
"Something tells me you wanted to tarnish their reputation first before blasting their heads off, I can't blame you at all for that. Speaking of which, I might have a buisness meeting later, so I'll leave you all to your own devices? Try not mess the place, I have the hallways renovated last week!"
(Gonna go hit the haysack, goodnight everybody! Hopefully one day we'll get more freedom with other characters beyond /co/ scope.)

>>437452
Only if you can help me! I don't want to fight!

>>437452
Really, your voice is makin me mad
>>437454
AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE GET THAT FREAK AWAY FROM ME

>>437452
Ooooh shit! I'm a fucking egg man!

>>437453
Of course. G.I Joe is my enemy, and I must make sure that their end is memorable
(Good night Lex Luthor anon. Hope you sleep well)

>>437454
Of course I'll help you, you furry rat. What do you require my assistance with?

>>437455
No please! I don't want to fight! I need help!

>>437456
EGG MAN?!
>AUTISTIC SCREECHING

Pardon me, but could you help out a fellow American who's down on his luck?

>>437459
Help for what kid ?
>>437457
I'm not really sure, he seems to be some sort of a demon

>>437461
I've been given a quest, but I don't know how I'm going to complete it

>>437462
What kind of quest kid ? Is it about that fat bald guy or somethin ? Maybe those emeralds you've been yappin about ?

>>437463
No. I have to find three women.

>>437464
NO NO, THOSE TWO WORDS NOOOOOOOOO NOW I REMEMBER EVERYTHING ALL THE MEMORIES I HAD WITH THIS PLACE, ALL THE PEOPLE I REMEMBERED, I KNOW ALL THE NAMES AND I KNOW THIS ISLAND AND THAT DAMN CULT, WHY DID I EVEN PARTICIPATE ? WHY ?? WHYYYYYYY? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>437455
And you're voice makes me more furious than Serpentor's

>>437456
An egg eh? This could work wonders for taking down G.I Joe.

>>437460
Of course. Cobra always helps out its fellow Americans
*tosses him a penny and walks away*

>>437465
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm trying to get laid

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>>437467
If getting laid is what you want, then I'm sure the Baroness and Zaranna will be all too happy to grant that request if you help destroy G.I Joe.

Destro will get over it

>>437468
I like the way you think, Porkchop.

>>437469
Tanks mirror master

>>437467
Ok, ok I'll help you do that dumb quest and get laid, just let me get that damn beer
>>437466
Hey cobra, look I know really don't like your shriveled voice, but tell me where can I find that beer ?

>>437471
Only if they have HELLA tits

>Suddenly, Gambit and the entire New Orleans Police Department

N.O.P.D.! You are all under arrest!

>>437472
Cool. No fatties.

>>437475
Agreed kid, you ain't so bad I didn't mean to kill you a freak, the names logan, you can call me wolverine

>>437470
My name is not Mirror Master you ignorant buffoon. I am Cobra Commander and I will soon be the supreme ruler of everything.

>>437472
My voice is not shriveled up in the slightest. My soldiers have told me that I sound exactly like Sean Connery and I know they'd never lie to me.

As for beer, we don't have that at Cobra and we don't have running water either. We have things like ketchup, glue, and paint to drink instead.

Would you like some?

>>437474
NO ONE ARRESTS COBRA COMMANDER!

>>437477
Command Deez

>>437478
Doesn't matter kid, wanna have a beer ?

>>437464
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>>437476
https://voca.ro/1lJOMQhbsltz

>>437480
Shit yeah man let's gett fucking rrrrrrrrippppppeeeeeeddddd

>>437483
Damn right
Dillon, you son of a bitch!

>>437479
What on earth is Command Deez?

>>437482
This meeting won't get shut down as long as I'm here, and how on earth will you be able to shut us down when your will is not your own?

>Pulls out guitar and microphone and begins singing Cold Slither. It causes Gambit's ears to bleed since Cobra Commander sounds like a lung cancer patient.

Cold Slither

>>437486
COMMAND DEEZ NUTS!

>>437488
https://voca.ro/13p7x1s31wnH

>>437488
THAT IS DISGUSTING! YOU SHOULD FEEL SHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR DARING TO BE SO CRUDE WITH THE FUTURE RULER OF MANKIND!

>>437483
Oh, might as well have a beer to forget about that image.

>Cobra Commander somehow drinks his beer through his helmet

>>437489
uuuugghhh, sonic can you drag me to the toilet ? I need to piss

>>437492
>He's fucking dead man

>>437491
Imma get crude wit yo nomas left titty

>>437486
Not so fast, Cobra Commander!

>In unison, every single taster cord of the force shoots into every member, electricfiying and stunning them motionless.

You are all under arrest - Your Legion of Doom's lighting system is so strong that it's put New Orleans on a massive blackout!

>>437492
And YOU, Logan - How could you!? Betraying the X-Men by joining the Legion of Doom - What happened to your code of honor?

>>437493
What do ya mean he's dead ?
>>437495
Gambit ? Is that you ?

>>437494
You will do no such thing. I will make sure that my mother's breasts are safe from the likes of you.

And to think I once thought of you as an egg, but now it would appear that you've shown your true colors as a pistachio and that's preposterous

>>437492
Why would Sonic drag you towards yourself?

>>437495
NOOOO! CURSE LEX FOR PAYING THE ELECTRIC BILL ON TIME!

>>437496
He lost his honor the very second he insulted my beautiful voice

>>437496
GAMBIT, ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS I WAS IN A CABIN AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I'M HERE GAMBIT DON'T TELL HIM ABOUT IT I SWEAR.
Can you take me to the toilet ? I can't move right now

>>437497
>He's 16 and drank 49 beers
>He's fuckin dead mate

>>437497
Yes, mon amie - It is me, Gambit. The real question is what happened? First, you abandon not only Professor Xavier and the X-Men, but also our team with Shadow, Ryuko and the Comedian! Don't you remember our days of justice and keeping the peace from threats far and wide?

>>437498
SHUT YER MOUTH COBRA, I CANNOT MOVE, BUT IF I CAN MOVE, I WILL CUT YOU, AND THAT TIN MAN LOOKIN FREAK

>>437500
What ?
>>437501
YOU MEAN THAT HEDGEHOG ? AND THAT EMOGIRL ? I

>>437502
ENOUGH!

You are all going to jail for this blackout, and you are going to give both me and the X-Men a big apology, Logan. Come with me.

>>437504
Ok gambit, I'll go with you and apologize to professor x and everyone else
>>437505
You're comi- Oh wait he's dead

>>437499
I'll take you to the toilet alright!
>Lifts Logan above his head before bringing him down to dunk his head in the toilet and give him a swirly

>>437505
Logan's a murderer? Maybe he's got a spot in Cobra afterall

>>437501
Did somebody just mention me?

My Comedian sense is tingling and it tells me that someone just talked shit about me behind my back

>>437509
It ain't my fault, now let's leave this place before I'll give my own swirlies *snikt*

>>437509
Lex Luthor:
"I'm back from the call... What the hell happened?"

>>437513
Let's do so right away, worm

>>437520
Well if you must know, I just showed WolverGAY that Cobra is his boss and its futile to resist

And by that I mean I've been giving him swirlies for 2 days now

>>437529
I ain't a fag you shriveled snake

>>437547
So its been six days and my swirlie count hasn't been stopped. If this keeps going then I might set a world record for longest swirlie.

Those pitiful G.I Joes will never live this down