Okay, long story short, I got banned from regular 4chan for the next 3 days or so (you can find out why in the 4chan complaints sticky on /baw/) and I figured that shouldn't let a little thing like that from storytiming obscure 50's comics every day, so I'll just hand around here until the ban runs out.
For anybody wondering, my current "concept" for storytimes on regular /co/ is "artists/writers who've worked on licensed sci-fi comics". Jack Kirby did an amazing job on a one-shot and ongoing based on the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey and storytiming his stuff is a treat anyway.
Well, you've been a lovely audience and a gracious host, but I'll probably be back on regular /co/ tomorrow. I might come back to this thread and bump it every other month, if that's alright. If it isn't, just tell me; I'm a big boy, I can take it.
Yes, I'm back... I'm not banned, but the house I'm staying at for the next few days has one of those Net Nanny things, and I don't know how to switch it off; 4chan is automatically banned because it's 4chan, but this place is apparently fine. Yeah, me neither.
Anywho, here's a bizarre little thing Kirby made in the mid-50's: The Fighting American!
Turns out that by the time I had a free window to storytime yesterday, I was already back at home with my own, non-restricted ISP. Once again, I thank you all for your indulgence.
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