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No.229805
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SIMPSONS THREAD

So. It's over. Now that you have watched every episode ever aired, which one is your favorite?
No.229806
Anonymous
I didn't get to watch the marathon, but the best two episodes are You Only Move Twice and Cape Feare, in that order.
No.474658
Anonymous
No.478742
Anonymous
Replies:>>479567
>>229805
>Now that you have watched every episode ever aired
if the little baby Jesus himself told me to watch HD Simpsons I wouldn't do it
No.479567
Anonymous
>>478742
/thread
No.479575
Anonymous
Lisa's feet
No.479576
Anonymous
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No.479578
Anonymous
Replies:>>479687
>>479576
>Not even sure they'd be fine having her voice an aged up Ling given that
Oh no. No no no no no with a side order of no. Nobody needs that idea or to be reminded of the schizo whose idea it was.
No.479581
Anonymous
Replies:>>479584
>>479576
>NoHomers
I should warn you this CousinMerl mod is an open SJW.
No.479582
Anonymous
Replies:>>479658
>>229805
>So. It's over. Now that you have watched every episode ever aired
I did. I saw every Season 1-9 episode. Everything after that is not the Simpsons but rather a clever Simpsons parody produced by Seth MacFarlane.
No.479584
Anonymous
>>479581
a lot of the NoHomers posters are troons it's quite different from Simpsons threads on /co/ which are mostly /pol/tards screaming about how Lisa should be killed
No.479612
Anonymous
>>479609
They're the same people.
No.479614
Anonymous
>>479584
Including literal troon Cordless, although he quit and doesn't post there anymore.
No.479634
Anonymous
>>479584
Lisa was a terrible character since episode one with no redeeming qualities
She herself is a /pol/tard just with the opposite beliefs, hence why /pol/ only likes her as child porn
No.479637
Anonymous
just so you know Lisa's personality on the show was mostly the idea of James L. Brooks who is an avowed male feminist who always put stronk female protagonists in his shows
No.479649
Anonymous
>>479637
Brooks's father abandoned him when he was a child so he has all the expected beliefs of someone who grew up fatherless.
No.479658
Anonymous
>>479582
/thread
No.479662
Anonymous
Just so you know Cordless aka Simpspin aka Jake Lennington is a mentally ill literal tranny from Wisconsin who was active in the Simpsons fandom since the '90s and spent years perfecting his timeskip fan comic featuring a roid/muscle Maggie and an OC donut steal Simpsons fourth child despite it being canon that Homer is sterile from nuclear plant radiation.
No.479675
Anonymous
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>You're the major?
>That's mayor, you fertile moron!
>Two things are certain--the mayor is in deep trouble, and the local newsmen in this town are idiots.
No.479678
Anonymous
>>479675
>posting Zombie Simpsons quote from an episode nobody has actually seen
Shig.
No.479683
Anonymous
>>479675
>If anyone asks, just tell them you're my niece.
>But I am your niece, Uncle Joe.
>Oh god, I truly am an abomination.
No.479687
Anonymous
Replies:>>479694
No.479688
Anonymous
Replies:>>479779
>>479637
David Silverman said that when the series started Lisa had essentially no personality outside being Bart's sidekick and Brooks mostly made her into what she became.
No.479694
Anonymous
>>479687
MS Paint Chinese baby guy
No.479721
Anonymous
for those who don't know he was an autist who made a poorly drawn webcomic about Maggie and Selma's kid and Maggie was usually naked in the comics
No.479746
Anonymous
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>You're bad, Bart Simpson.
>No really I'm not, I'm...
>Yes you are. You're bad. And I like it.
>I'm bad to the bone, honey.
No.479748
Anonymous
>>479746
Jessica is the type who will become a white trash teen mom.
No.479779
Anonymous
>>479688
woulda been better off just keeping the Ullman short Lisa tbqh
No.479781
Anonymous
Replies:>>479784
No.479784
Anonymous
>>479781
that would indeed be the right place for Jessica Lovejoy fanarts
No.479789
Anonymous
Replies:>>479790
>>479746
Very good episode but slightly overrated.
No.479790
Anonymous
Replies:>>479791
>>479789
it's too bad Meryl Streep would have cost too much to be able to use again
No.479791
Anonymous
>>479790
>it's too bad Meryl Streep would have cost too much to be able to use again
Say what? She was paid the standard Simpsons guest star rate of $6,000 per episode.
No.479796
Anonymous
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So, yeah.
No.479798
Anonymous
>>479796
let it go already
No.479801
Anonymous
>>479796
I swear this must be the most discussed teen season episode ever.
No.479803
Anonymous
Replies:>>479962
>>479796
why does this episode trigger /pol/co so much?
No.479807
Anonymous
>>479796
LOL BART RUNNING WITH DOGS RIGHT? XD
No.479815
Anonymous
>>479746
troymcclureandnowi'llgiveyouwhatyouallcameheretosee.avi
No.479818
Anonymous
Replies:>>479819
Someone mentioned before that Season 4 especially had a lot of loop lines. What does that mean exactly?
No.479819
Anonymous
Replies:>>479822
>>479818
Loop lines are redos of a scene they edited in that don't match the original animation. THOH III in particular was more than 50% loop lines. The worst one from S4 is in Marge in Chains.

>Quimby: In other news, the chick from The Crying Game is really a man.
>Audience: Whaaa!?
>Quimby: I mean, man is that a good movie!

IDK what the original line was because Quimby looks embarrassed and the audience is in shock.
No.479822
Anonymous
>>479819
I rewatched "A Star Is Born-Again" recently and was reminded of Lenny's line when Sara Sloane writes him the autograph he asked for ("Oh, man, this is going right on Ebay. I mean, my wall, which I will then sell on Ebay") which was not synced to the lip movements at all and stood out like a sore thumb--it looked horrible.
No.479824
Anonymous
Replies:>>479825
>SMRT I meant S-M-A-R-T!
No.479825
Anonymous
>>479824
that was a mistake Dan Castallaneta made btw, he flubbed the line but they thought it was funny and decided to leave it in there
No.479827
Anonymous
Grampa turning into a woman at the end of Cape Feare was so inexplicable and retarded.
No.479828
Anonymous
>>479827
They admitted on the DVD commentary that it was pretty stupid. BTW the episode had a deleted scene with Grampa and Jasper on a boat singing "Daisy Bell." Thankfully that was dropped.
No.479832
Anonymous
>>479827
Cape Feare always felt like a 1Fxx rather than a 9Fxx episode. Jon Vitti is a really flexible guy who doesn't just have one style of comedy/writing he does like Swartzwelder and some others.
No.479858
Anonymous
>>479827
classic episode but damn what a stupid way to end it
No.479889
Anonymous
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No.479957
Anonymous
>>479889
>Beefalo
Uh oh.
No.479961
Anonymous
>>479796
Why would you even watch the Simpsons after Season 13?
No.479962
Anonymous
>>479801
>>479803
Bart deserved it after My Sister, My Sitter and Summer of 4 Ft. 2

Honestly, it's really weird how there are so many Bart apologists. The anons who do it were definitely problem children. Shit, that's why they take it so personally when future Bart is depicted as a loser and not a Supreme Court Justice. They're mediocre adults who are desperate to hold on to their glimmer of hope that they'll still get their undeserved rags to riches ending one day. So desperate to prove their "mean" parents and teachers wrong about how they would turn out.

I guarantee they're the same anons who make "child abuse is based" and "bullying is good" threads.
No.479964
Anonymous
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>>479801
The synopsis about this episode on the Simpsons wiki is weirdly detailed too.

This episode must have ruined someone's childhood.
No.479971
Anonymous
>>479966
man, I fucking hated this episode
No.479975
Anonymous
Replies:>>479977
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>Good morning, Bart.
>Say, who's up for a little cram session? I'll go first.
No.479977
Anonymous
>>479975
is this a sexual euphemism? it had better not be.
No.480059
Anonymous
Replies:>>480067
>>479796
>>479801
>>479964
I have no idea which episode this is.
All I can think of is the early one where Homer and Bort lose their clothes,
the one where Homer, Bort and the Flandereses get swept out to sea,
the one where the school children perform lord of the flies,
and the comic story rendition of something that probably also inspired Castaway and everyone shuns Frink when he says he has a PhD in home economics because the joke is he's helping them.

Is this one of those episodes where the girls are good at camping and the boys aren't because that's the joke?
No.480067
Anonymous
Replies:>>481436
>>480059
On A Clear Day i Can't See My Sister? Doit.
No.481349
Anonymous
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Is it me or was Lisa a bit flirtatious with Bart at times in the early seasons?
No.481351
Anonymous
>>481349
way to out yourself as an only child, anon
No.481353
Anonymous
>>481349
>Is it me
Yes, you retarded porn addict.
No.481355
Anonymous
Replies:>>481394
Incest are for shut-ins who do not have a real sibling of the opposite gender.
No.481358
Anonymous
Replies:>>481394
>>481349
sibling incest rarely materialize on the first generation, but it can as anons explained above. Real deal appears by the second generation where you straight up look like a mutant and are mentally retarded.

there's that family from appalachia that appeared on the news that's two generations of incest. nearly all of them non-verbal and their eyes are literally one inch out of level.
No.481394
Anonymous
>>481358
>>481355
Sibling/cousin incest between two consenting people relatively close in age is actually really sweet imo. I don't see it as too different from a childhood friend you eventually end up falling for, and the the whole taboo of automatically gives a challenge love has to overcome. I don't have a fetish for it btw, I just think it's really sweet and underrated in media and wish there wasn't such a taboo around portraying it positively. Anyone know media that does it well? I'll be honest, I've only found erotica that does it well imo even though I'm not actively seeking it out there.
No.481436
Anonymous
>>480067
>look up
>top result includes 1h long youtube video dissecting it
>wiki page has a toxicity warning
wtf
>restraining order
Ohhh that episode. Literal nothingburger zombie simpsons. Why did anyone care?
No.481442
Anonymous
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>>481349
I'm going to pretend you're serious and not baiting and or signalling images for your fetish.
There is a coy/slut face issue with Lisa's expression sheet that was only remedied with her becoming angry all the time. She also had no-one to be paired with in most episodes other than Bart, so put the two together and you have your boner. Now go jerk off to something not ugly. Simpsons porn is terrible.
No.481505
Anonymous
Replies:>>481528
>>229805
>It's over.
son, it will never be over
those greedy va hoes will permit ai of their voice and fox will run this this shit to the ground till that asteroids blow this rock into the sun in 2032
No.481519
Anonymous
>>481442
>There is a coy/slut face issue with Lisa's expression sheet that
Wait what?
No.481520
Anonymous
Replies:>>481673
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>>481442
>There is a coy/slut face issue with Lisa's expression sheet that was only remedied with her becoming angry all the time

where in fuck do you get this from?
No.481528
Anonymous
>>481505
An asteroid isnt strong enough to break earth's orbit but i get what you're saying
No.481551
Anonymous
>>481349
Remember the better times before Latin America had Internet access?
No.481572
Anonymous
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No.481584
Anonymous
>>481568
Is this poster a bot?
No.481586
Anonymous
>>481568
This scene was entirely innocent, anon. Take your mind out of the gutter.
No.481591
Anonymous
Incest among blacks and Mexicans is near-universal, whites don't swing that way.
No.481596
Anonymous
>>481568
I don't know how Bart can manage to fall alseep after eating all that sugar in one gulp.
No.481663
Anonymous
>>481572
true story my aunt had a kid at 13 back in the '50s and we all suspect my grandfather was the father. of course it was the '50s so everyone just accused her of being the town bicycle and were all sympathetic and understanding of my grandfather (oh he was just a poor single father trying to do the best he could).
No.481673
Anonymous
Replies:>>481678
>>481520
Have you tried looking at actual early episodes or a character sheet from before the Simpsons went bad?
No.481678
Anonymous
>>481673
Post 'em.

Also 4chan was working for a while but now I get a Bad Gateway when I click on the captcha.